New apartment? Time to explore!. Sorry for long post. I walk the streets at night all alone wearing all black. I speak not a word. I walk up and down the street
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New apartment? Time to explore!

Sorry for long post.

I walk the streets at night all alone wearing all black. I speak not a word. I walk up and down the streets on my campus whistling to myself. I am basically on patrol. If i see trouble i step in and take guys out. The drunkards are like zombies. they stumble down the street with lazy eyes. The eyes are key, look into their eyes. Drunk girls have a certain look in their eyes. The drunk guys scream and yell like douche bags, i keep walking and keep to myself. I fear the result if some douche bags call me out. They would get a cane across the face, then as they fall to the ground i would stomp their faces with my clark dessert boots. i would then pull their head up by their hair and speak a few words to them, as their girls scream in terror. I keep the campus safe from rapists, drugs, and other scum. New bodies beat to a bloody pulp are found daily by the cops, the cops can not stop me....for I am the night walker.

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#1 - dogeate (01/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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a great place to jerk off
#19 - Hhman (01/06/2014) [+] (17 replies)
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I've seen this post before... Are you sure that is really YOUR apartment OP?
#194 - sidathe (01/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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Because some people are so dense.    
   
1. No. And where did I write that this is my apartment?    
2. Read stickys before you go all ragemode about source. There's a reason posts are stickyed   
3. I really don't care if you saw this post on reddit or whatever. There's always some people who will get some joy from this. If it is so hard for you to understand that, leave it at that. We don't need your trashtalk.   
4. I got this from a friend who uploaded this on our facebook grp, That's why I didn't post source to the OC.   
   
Oh, and I don't care for thumbs, so if you think I repost for thumbs, you're wrong. I repost for others to enjoy. Thumbs are meaningless. Remember that.   
   
Thanks for your time.
Because some people are so dense.

1. No. And where did I write that this is my apartment?
2. Read stickys before you go all ragemode about source. There's a reason posts are stickyed
3. I really don't care if you saw this post on reddit or whatever. There's always some people who will get some joy from this. If it is so hard for you to understand that, leave it at that. We don't need your trashtalk.
4. I got this from a friend who uploaded this on our facebook grp, That's why I didn't post source to the OC.

Oh, and I don't care for thumbs, so if you think I repost for thumbs, you're wrong. I repost for others to enjoy. Thumbs are meaningless. Remember that.

Thanks for your time.
#43 - monkeysinabox (01/06/2014) [-]
you trying to get your friends down there
you trying to get your friends down there
User avatar #13 - stultum (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
explore it all, clean it, live there!
User avatar #11 - CaptalnPlanet (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
WTF are u doing with the ps4,how does that seem smart
User avatar #12 to #11 - headlesszombie ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
It's a PS3 you fuckwit.
#33 - ridivey ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
rape dungeon? or fallout shelter?
rape dungeon? or fallout shelter?
#28 - applescryatnight ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
op added an update a while back
i have no fucking clue what this is.
#94 - nortledrones (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Seems like everyone on funnyjunk has their own Nancy fucking Drew adventure in their fucking basement but me.
#48 - squidamon (01/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Furnish it and make it the ultimate man cave. secret. spacious. secure. Soundproof the walls and ceiling so you can blast porn video games n shit at full volume. Maybe get a minibar in there too, so you can be drunk while you chill in the ultimate man cave.   
You can even play D&D down there with your sexy-ass epic level bard (as seen here), which comes free with every epic man cave.
Furnish it and make it the ultimate man cave. secret. spacious. secure. Soundproof the walls and ceiling so you can blast porn video games n shit at full volume. Maybe get a minibar in there too, so you can be drunk while you chill in the ultimate man cave.
You can even play D&D down there with your sexy-ass epic level bard (as seen here), which comes free with every epic man cave.
#246 - lordmoldywart ONLINE (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Cock FC, OP's favourite football team
#69 - atomis (01/06/2014) [-]
New plan: make scary noises under the neighbors floor then convince them they have ghosts and you can get rid of them if they pay you
#213 - phatsno (01/07/2014) [-]
Suddenly this
#132 - obitouzumaki (01/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Reminded me of this post from a few months back.
#147 - rainyeyes (01/07/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Fucking Faxes **

>sleep in bunk bed
>roll over
>gg
#248 - datertots (01/07/2014) [-]
It has finally been discovered.
It has finally been discovered.
#85 - nabagala (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT TIME IS IT!!
#83 - hotpost (01/06/2014) [-]
so many possibilities
so many possibilities
User avatar #35 - formidableguy (01/06/2014) [+] (12 replies)
C.C.F.C

Cardiff City Football Club
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