New apartment? Time to explore!. Sorry for long post. I walk the streets at night all alone wearing all black. I speak not a word. I walk up and down the street New apartment? Time to explore! Sorry for long post I walk the streets at night all alone wearing black speak not a word up and down street
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New apartment? Time to explore!

 
New apartment? Time to explore!. Sorry for long post. I walk the streets at night all alone wearing all black. I speak not a word. I walk up and down the street

Sorry for long post.

I walk the streets at night all alone wearing all black. I speak not a word. I walk up and down the streets on my campus whistling to myself. I am basically on patrol. If i see trouble i step in and take guys out. The drunkards are like zombies. they stumble down the street with lazy eyes. The eyes are key, look into their eyes. Drunk girls have a certain look in their eyes. The drunk guys scream and yell like douche bags, i keep walking and keep to myself. I fear the result if some douche bags call me out. They would get a cane across the face, then as they fall to the ground i would stomp their faces with my clark dessert boots. i would then pull their head up by their hair and speak a few words to them, as their girls scream in terror. I keep the campus safe from rapists, drugs, and other scum. New bodies beat to a bloody pulp are found daily by the cops, the cops can not stop me....for I am the night walker.

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#1 - dogeate
Reply +743
(01/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by sidathe
a great place to jerk off
#118 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
not just a great place, a perfect place...

jerk it underneath one of the other apartments, and moan a bit, make em beleive your a ghost
#93 to #1 - SILENCEnight
Reply +1
(01/06/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at skyrim ** ghosts wont bother you because ghosts dont want to watch you jerk off. SO jerk off there
#151 to #1 - loomiss
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
I was thinking the same thing
#161 to #1 - xxthegreat
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Perfect, no one can hear you.
#198 to #1 - minekiller
Reply +2
(01/07/2014) [-]
MFW I see your comment.
MFW I see your comment.
#253 to #1 - icchiwolf
Reply +2
(01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#150 to #1 - EnemySpy
Reply +4
(01/07/2014) [-]
the jerk dungeon
#290 to #150 - dogeate
Reply +1
(07/28/2014) [-]
The masturbation habitation
#137 to #1 - snaresinger
Reply +10
(01/07/2014) [-]
Ironic that this comment was stickied I'm sorry
#3 to #1 - lusir
Reply +19
(01/06/2014) [-]
#19 - Hhman
Reply +297
(01/06/2014) [+] (17 replies)
stickied by sidathe
I've seen this post before... Are you sure that is really YOUR apartment OP?
#235 to #19 - blazekingxxx
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
OP means original poster so it is very ******* obvious that it is OP's apartment as he posted it
#163 to #19 - sinonyx
Reply +3
(01/07/2014) [-]
he never said it was
#21 to #19 - sidathe [OP]
Reply +40
(01/06/2014) [-]
Are you SURE I even said it was mine?
#23 to #21 - Hhman
Reply +7
(01/06/2014) [-]
Well the text at the beginning says "Yesterday I moved in to my studio apartment" I don't want people to get the impression that you have a cool dungeon apartment, as many of them comments seem to show.
#25 to #23 - sidathe [OP]
Reply +19
(01/06/2014) [-]
Note: It's not me who wrote this. I only shared it because it is cool as hell.
#64 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(01/06/2014) [-]
Can you find a part two?
#24 to #23 - sidathe [OP]
Reply +12
(01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah. I didn't think that one through. I'll make a sticky.
#86 to #24 - nospyonme
Reply +2
(01/06/2014) [-]
is there a part 2?
#107 to #86 - sidathe [OP]
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
I don't know.
#121 to #107 - thebestpieever ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
If you wanna find out, reverse search it and go to the source. Then check the account of the uploader.

If you care I mean.
#127 to #121 - nospyonme
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Why dont you do that?
#128 to #127 - thebestpieever ONLINE
Reply +7
(01/07/2014) [-]
'Cause I don't care.
#144 to #128 - nospyonme
Reply +4
(01/07/2014) [-]
Please do this for me. Work your internet magics
Please do this for me. Work your internet magics
#262 to #144 - zaiopeperse
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(01/07/2014) [-]
#284 to #262 - nospyonme
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Nice, thanks man.   
   
Pic related, I wish my apartment had some cool stuff hidden in it.
Nice, thanks man.

Pic related, I wish my apartment had some cool stuff hidden in it.
#169 to #21 - giygasman
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Where the hell is the source then. You can't just post stuff like this and not continue the story.
#171 to #169 - sidathe [OP]
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
One of my friends uploaded it on our facebook group. I have no idea where the source is. And if you're that ******* mad go through the comments. One of the users posted it. Geez.
#194 - sidathe [OP]
Reply +114
(01/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by sidathe
Because some people are so dense.    
   
1. No. And where did I write that this is my apartment?    
2. Read stickys before you go all ragemode about source. There's a reason posts are stickyed   
3. I really don't care if you saw this post on reddit or whatever. There's always some people who will get some joy from this. If it is so hard for you to understand that, leave it at that. We don't need your trashtalk.   
4. I got this from a friend who uploaded this on our facebook grp, That's why I didn't post source to the OC.   
   
Oh, and I don't care for thumbs, so if you think I repost for thumbs, you're wrong. I repost for others to enjoy. Thumbs are meaningless. Remember that.   
   
Thanks for your time.
Because some people are so dense.

1. No. And where did I write that this is my apartment?
2. Read stickys before you go all ragemode about source. There's a reason posts are stickyed
3. I really don't care if you saw this post on reddit or whatever. There's always some people who will get some joy from this. If it is so hard for you to understand that, leave it at that. We don't need your trashtalk.
4. I got this from a friend who uploaded this on our facebook grp, That's why I didn't post source to the OC.

Oh, and I don't care for thumbs, so if you think I repost for thumbs, you're wrong. I repost for others to enjoy. Thumbs are meaningless. Remember that.

Thanks for your time.
#195 to #194 - bodox
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(01/07/2014) [-]
#208 to #194 - hektoroftroy
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
m-m-my thumbs
#216 to #194 - doubledisme
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
well here is my question
dont you think it would be awesome to have one of these suckers under your house too?
I want one but all I have under my house is an iron maiden
#217 to #216 - sidathe [OP]
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
I would love to have this under my apartment. Best party place ever.
#218 to #217 - doubledisme
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
but think of all the epic Panty Raids
#249 to #194 - anon
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Well, when you write "new apartment" in the title you can't blame people from thinking it's your new apartment, ijs... because lots of people tend to interpret it as that,
#283 to #249 - sidathe [OP]
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
The title is a matter of curiosity. I wrote that to make people curious. And I stickyed a post where we already discuss that matter.
#282 to #194 - anon
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Hi I'm OP. Thanks for sharing the story. Here's the video tour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5wmJaQ3GfY
#52 to #51 - willump
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#172 to #51 - sidathe [OP]
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
here giygasman. Shall I wipe your ass too?
#176 to #172 - giygasman
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
thanx
#179 to #176 - sidathe [OP]
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#190 to #51 - martyrzx
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Did anyone else get to this bit and **** bricks thinking it was a dude
#43 - monkeysinabox
Reply +161
(01/06/2014) [-]
you trying to get your friends down there
you trying to get your friends down there
#13 - stultum
Reply +147
(01/06/2014) [-]
explore it all, clean it, live there!
#148 to #13 - mrdrpage
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
>Make a faux wall/door near entrance
>Wait till night

It's not breaking and entering if you were there first.
#11 - CaptalnPlanet
Reply -69
(01/06/2014) [-]
WTF are u doing with the ps4,how does that seem smart
#199 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
'lolelol exBone so kwell PiSS4 is such bad huehue'

shut your goddamn mouth, figit
#12 to #11 - headlesszombie ONLINE
Reply +131
(01/06/2014) [-]
It's a PS3 you *******.
#33 - ridivey ONLINE
Reply +129
(01/06/2014) [-]
rape dungeon? or fallout shelter?
rape dungeon? or fallout shelter?
#122 to #33 - leec
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(01/07/2014) [-]
#110 to #33 - cubanwhiteman
Reply +4
(01/07/2014) [-]
A fallout dungeon?
Rape shelter?
A fallout rape shelter?

I like it.
#73 to #33 - thewasteland ONLINE
Reply +13
(01/06/2014) [-]
YOU CAN ESCAPE THE BOMBS, BUT YOU CANT ESCAPE THE AFTERMATH!
#28 - applescryatnight
Reply +57
(01/06/2014) [-]
op added an update a while back
i have no ******* clue what this is.
#153 to #28 - lieutenantderp
Reply -3
(01/07/2014) [-]
0/10 didnt even try
#259 to #28 - tender
Reply -1
(01/07/2014) [-]
If you ******* cant see this shoop from a mile away, Than you need to cancel your internet subscriber
#44 to #28 - skilletpanhead
Reply +1
(01/06/2014) [-]
Any links to it?
#49 to #44 - willump
Reply +1
(01/06/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if this is op but here
imgur.com/gallery/6iopyio
#94 - nortledrones
Reply +53
(01/06/2014) [-]
This image has expired
Seems like everyone on funnyjunk has their own Nancy ******* Drew adventure in their ******* basement but me.
#126 to #94 - ironwaffle
Reply +3
(01/07/2014) [-]
this made me laugh for approx. 6 minutes