New apartment? Time to explore!. Sorry for long post. I walk the streets at night all alone wearing all black. I speak not a word. I walk up and down the street
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New apartment? Time to explore!

 
New apartment? Time to explore!. Sorry for long post. I walk the streets at night all alone wearing all black. I speak not a word. I walk up and down the street

Sorry for long post.

I walk the streets at night all alone wearing all black. I speak not a word. I walk up and down the streets on my campus whistling to myself. I am basically on patrol. If i see trouble i step in and take guys out. The drunkards are like zombies. they stumble down the street with lazy eyes. The eyes are key, look into their eyes. Drunk girls have a certain look in their eyes. The drunk guys scream and yell like douche bags, i keep walking and keep to myself. I fear the result if some douche bags call me out. They would get a cane across the face, then as they fall to the ground i would stomp their faces with my clark dessert boots. i would then pull their head up by their hair and speak a few words to them, as their girls scream in terror. I keep the campus safe from rapists, drugs, and other scum. New bodies beat to a bloody pulp are found daily by the cops, the cops can not stop me....for I am the night walker.

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#1 - dogeate (01/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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a great place to jerk off
#19 - Hhman (01/06/2014) [+] (17 replies)
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I've seen this post before... Are you sure that is really YOUR apartment OP?
#194 - sidathe (01/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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Because some people are so dense.    
   
1. No. And where did I write that this is my apartment?    
2. Read stickys before you go all ragemode about source. There's a reason posts are stickyed   
3. I really don't care if you saw this post on reddit or whatever. There's always some people who will get some joy from this. If it is so hard for you to understand that, leave it at that. We don't need your trashtalk.   
4. I got this from a friend who uploaded this on our facebook grp, That's why I didn't post source to the OC.   
   
Oh, and I don't care for thumbs, so if you think I repost for thumbs, you're wrong. I repost for others to enjoy. Thumbs are meaningless. Remember that.   
   
Thanks for your time.
Because some people are so dense.

1. No. And where did I write that this is my apartment?
2. Read stickys before you go all ragemode about source. There's a reason posts are stickyed
3. I really don't care if you saw this post on reddit or whatever. There's always some people who will get some joy from this. If it is so hard for you to understand that, leave it at that. We don't need your trashtalk.
4. I got this from a friend who uploaded this on our facebook grp, That's why I didn't post source to the OC.

Oh, and I don't care for thumbs, so if you think I repost for thumbs, you're wrong. I repost for others to enjoy. Thumbs are meaningless. Remember that.

Thanks for your time.
#43 - monkeysinabox (01/06/2014) [-]
you trying to get your friends down there
you trying to get your friends down there
User avatar #13 - stultum (01/06/2014) [-]
explore it all, clean it, live there!
User avatar #148 to #13 - mrdrpage (01/07/2014) [-]
>Make a faux wall/door near entrance
>Wait till night

It's not breaking and entering if you were there first.
#94 - nortledrones (01/06/2014) [-]
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Seems like everyone on funnyjunk has their own Nancy ******* Drew adventure in their ******* basement but me.
User avatar #126 to #94 - ironwaffle (01/07/2014) [-]
this made me laugh for approx. 6 minutes
#28 - applescryatnight (01/06/2014) [-]
op added an update a while back
i have no ******* clue what this is.
#259 to #28 - tender (01/07/2014) [-]
If you ******* cant see this shoop from a mile away, Than you need to cancel your internet subscriber
User avatar #153 to #28 - lieutenantderp ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
0/10 didnt even try
User avatar #44 to #28 - skilletpanhead (01/06/2014) [-]
Any links to it?
#49 to #44 - willump (01/06/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if this is op but here
imgur.com/gallery/6iopyio
#33 - ridivey (01/06/2014) [-]
rape dungeon? or fallout shelter?
rape dungeon? or fallout shelter?
User avatar #110 to #33 - cubanwhiteman (01/07/2014) [-]
A fallout dungeon?
Rape shelter?
A fallout rape shelter?

I like it.
#73 to #33 - thewasteland (01/06/2014) [-]
YOU CAN ESCAPE THE BOMBS, BUT YOU CANT ESCAPE THE AFTERMATH!
#213 - phatsno (01/07/2014) [-]
Suddenly this
#132 - obitouzumaki (01/07/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this post from a few months back.
User avatar #145 to #132 - thunderchanter (01/07/2014) [-]
Thank you! I have been looking for this
#188 to #132 - supercookieduster (01/07/2014) [-]
that's pretty insane, haven't seen it before. now I wanna know what was going on in there
#251 to #132 - jakeattack (01/07/2014) [-]
3spooky5me
#266 to #132 - exlo (01/07/2014) [-]
I must know more.
I must know more.
#48 - squidamon (01/06/2014) [-]
Furnish it and make it the ultimate man cave. secret. spacious. secure. Soundproof the walls and ceiling so you can blast porn video games n 			****		 at full volume. Maybe get a minibar in there too, so you can be drunk while you chill in the ultimate man cave.   
You can even play D&D down there with your sexy-ass epic level bard (as seen here), which comes free with every epic man cave.
Furnish it and make it the ultimate man cave. secret. spacious. secure. Soundproof the walls and ceiling so you can blast porn video games n **** at full volume. Maybe get a minibar in there too, so you can be drunk while you chill in the ultimate man cave.
You can even play D&D down there with your sexy-ass epic level bard (as seen here), which comes free with every epic man cave.
User avatar #72 to #48 - garymuthafuknoak (01/06/2014) [-]
***** got incinerated
#245 to #48 - swagbot (01/07/2014) [-]
Damn... not cool.
#75 to #48 - anon (01/06/2014) [-]
do you have the original video?
User avatar #154 to #75 - lirfy (01/07/2014) [-]
Suicide Bomber: Sri Lanka
#246 - lordmoldywart (01/07/2014) [-]
Cock FC, OP's favourite football team
#255 to #246 - straightbusta (01/07/2014) [-]
Best post ever
Best post ever
#147 - rainyeyes ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Fucking Faxes **

>sleep in bunk bed
>roll over
>gg
#69 - atomis (01/06/2014) [-]
New plan: make scary noises under the neighbors floor then convince them they have ghosts and you can get rid of them if they pay you
#85 - nabagala (01/06/2014) [-]
WHAT TIME IS IT!!
User avatar #96 to #85 - nidhugg (01/06/2014) [-]
00:54
#83 - hotpost (01/06/2014) [-]
so many possibilities
so many possibilities
User avatar #35 - formidableguy (01/06/2014) [-]
C.C.F.C

Cardiff City Football Club
User avatar #38 to #35 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/06/2014) [-]
Being a fan of Swansea, I must add, "It's a scum shelter!"

User avatar #40 to #38 - formidableguy (01/06/2014) [-]
HA, Liverpool fan here

Well done on the win yesterday
User avatar #42 to #40 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you kindly, It's nice to see a team as local as Swansea (local for me, and most of Wales) get so far into the League
User avatar #45 to #42 - formidableguy (01/06/2014) [-]
Yea, I live in Swansea atm and its great when they get a result.
Just supported Liverpool since I was four and never stopped. I rather see Swansea do well over Cardiff
User avatar #59 to #35 - gowge (01/06/2014) [-]
Or maybe Coventry ?
User avatar #60 to #59 - formidableguy (01/06/2014) [-]
Havent seen many people use CCFC for Coventry, I thought they just used CFC but yea could be Coventry
User avatar #62 to #60 - gowge (01/06/2014) [-]
Ah i see. im more of a Scottish football fan
User avatar #74 to #35 - truse (01/06/2014) [-]
OLE OLE OLE!
User avatar #130 to #35 - jamesisnotreal (01/07/2014) [-]
found another welshy on here beaming with pride
User avatar #286 to #130 - welshy (01/08/2014) [-]
Bit of Welsh pride.
User avatar #287 to #286 - jamesisnotreal (01/09/2014) [-]
ugi ugi ugi?
User avatar #288 to #287 - welshy (01/10/2014) [-]
oi oi oi
#17 - dorberg (01/06/2014) [-]
Your bedroom needs railling unless you wanna go take a piss tumbling
#248 - datertots (01/07/2014) [-]
It has finally been discovered.
It has finally been discovered.
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