Never too young for Vietnam flashbacks. The best summarization of /k/. C) Anonymous ) sbe 17 sbe 2005 sbe getting wisdom teeth remedied Waking up ust laying an
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Never too young for Vietnam flashbacks

Never too young for Vietnam flashbacks. The best summarization of /k/. C) Anonymous ) sbe 17 sbe 2005 sbe getting wisdom teeth remedied Waking up ust laying an

The best summarization of /k/

C) Anonymous )
sbe 17
sbe 2005
sbe getting wisdom teeth remedied
Waking up
ust laying an the dentists shew twig ta sleep
seam arrives, "Came en, Anan, it' s time ta gaf
seam and nurse have my ems dyer arch at their shudders and ere carrying me aut the heck at the dentists office
ins we has under s fan I think it' s the sound at tolopper rutgers
sask nurse, "ls Jeff alright? I didn' t see him after the ambush."
sourse WATS herd
scrab nurse by bath lapels
leeks at my mum with , "Jeff isn' t here."
Begin swim, "OH **** , THEY ******* GOT JEFF, THOSE ************** "
seam and nurse -Jerry e weeping 17 year did aut the heck at e dentist' s office while he has fies Weeks ta e war he never taught in sham e men he never knew
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User avatar #2 - usarmyexplain (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Some hurt follows us past this life
#5 - AllYourBase (06/11/2014) [-]
/k/ and /a/ had a bastard child.
#34 to #5 - tugaii (06/12/2014) [-]
Is that an 10-Warthog
#35 to #34 - AllYourBase (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 to #5 - masterchiefawesome (06/12/2014) [-]
A-10 gun run in Afghanistan [targets moving into tree line] Here's the money shot!!
#26 to #5 - pootismang (06/12/2014) [-]
Upotte is their one true bastard child.
#58 to #26 - daentraya (06/12/2014) [-]
And this is their more classy, laidback child.
Upotte is sorta boring but i cant not watch an episode every now and then
#74 to #58 - AllYourBase (06/12/2014) [-]
"All's Fair in Love and War."
User avatar #70 to #26 - sspacecore (06/12/2014) [-]
**** yes.
#4 - basstard (06/11/2014) [-]
Good content, been a while since i laughe this good.
Good content, been a while since i laughe this good.
#6 - eddymolly ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #6 - myaccountisnew ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Come one, dog. Cupcakes are your trigger? Really?
#7 to #6 - eddymolly ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
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#8 to #7 - eddymolly ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
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#1 - gayname (06/11/2014) [-]
I want this one to be true...
#15 to #1 - theblargypargler (06/12/2014) [-]
Well they pumped him full of anesthetic, it probably got him high.
User avatar #14 to #1 - brothergrimm ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
usarmyexplain Hey, it's possible. i have nightmares about wars i never experienced. should have seen the look on my grandfather's face when i was able to name his CO and how he died when no one ever told me.

also i have military grade PTSD that no one can explain.
#37 to #14 - gayname (06/12/2014) [-]
cool. well... I guess ptsd isn't really cool, but you get it.
User avatar #30 - ViperTheLoud (06/12/2014) [-]
Just for context it took so much crap to knock me out the dentist got pissed and dumped a ton through the IV. So I woke up, sitting in my parent's car thirsty as **** and begged them to get me something to drink. For some reason they took me to target, still zonked the **** out on that **** . So I run into the bathroom, and spit up a metric **** ton of blood into the sink and slumped against the wall. Just then I noticed a guy in there cowering from the possibly drunk 250 lb guy spitting blood everywhere. All I could do was put on a russian accent and say "It ok." and walk out mumbling something about blood for the blood god.
#61 - kulamia (06/12/2014) [-]
No but seriously, what happened to Jeff?
No but seriously, what happened to Jeff?
#64 to #61 - pentol (06/12/2014) [-]
he fell down the stairs.

explanation somewhere in the comments.
#65 to #64 - kulamia (06/12/2014) [-]
Nah man I meant "Jeff" the fictional friend from 'Nam
#66 to #65 - pentol (06/12/2014) [-]
yeah, he fell down the stairs.
User avatar #71 to #61 - uzerc (06/12/2014) [-]
He moved to Athens, Georgia and started writing songs about Anne Frank.
#72 to #61 - butterduck (06/12/2014) [-]
They got him man, we couldn't see them through the trees man!

User avatar #29 - assyria (06/12/2014) [-]
Does anyone have the Zoop Loop greentext?
#33 to #29 - wayfaringstranger (06/12/2014) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #20 - valygomu (06/12/2014) [-]
One time how got in a similar situation with a friend, we were in my house and we were drinking tequila and eating barbecue flavoured chips while I was playing battlefield 3, my friend went to the bathroom while I was left alone with the tequila, after that I was thinking that I was an american soldier (which even funnier because I am a french nerd) and that my mission was to get information from my friend so I attacked him and caught him with a nasty right hand while screaming :"Where are you hiding the missiles!",
All drunk slow mo moves, he grabbed my left jab then my straight right,by that time he was holding both of my arms,so I tried a knee and missed the a headbutt ( still in drunk slow mo mode)
And as missed my headbutt I feel the urge to vomit on the floor,
Red/orange barbecue flavoured coloured vomit.
Tequila is a sneaky bitch but I love her
#49 - ztwenyeight (06/12/2014) [-]
**ztwenyeight rolled image** what he was thinking
**ztwenyeight rolled image** what he was thinking
#68 to #49 - swagbot (06/12/2014) [-]
inb4 #wasted
User avatar #67 to #49 - volksworgen (06/12/2014) [-]
***** got Crit Oddjobbed.
#32 - drswandive (06/12/2014) [-]
**drswandive rolled image** when I got my wisdom teeth removed
**drswandive rolled image** when I got my wisdom teeth removed
#50 - brisineo ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
They gave me this new stuff that doesn't have any side effects when they took out my wisdom teeth. In fact, I came in and out of it so quickly it felt like a blink and I walked out of the office unassisted.

I feel like I missed out.
User avatar #53 to #50 - foelkera (06/12/2014) [-]
I remember getting my wisdom teeth out. Slapped the surgeon in the face because i thought he was a ghost trying to steal my lungs and then vomited all over a nurse. Fun times.
#27 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
i remember once i was on this science class and i sniffed ether and we were making soap then my friend asked how good is this soap, and i just ate it then tried to lick her
#9 - ruckallthefules ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Damn I had to google "Lapels", although I already figured out by the context.
I don't even know the word for that **** in my mother tongue.
#51 - kingarturi (06/12/2014) [-]
I laughed way to hard at that.
I laughed way to hard at that.
User avatar #54 to #51 - aussieftw (06/12/2014) [-]
Do you happen to have the source for that?
User avatar #55 to #54 - kingarturi (06/12/2014) [-]
No sorry
User avatar #56 to #55 - aussieftw (06/12/2014) [-]
I is the sad now
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#22 to #12 - xcoreyx (06/12/2014) [-]
Are you ******* retarded?
User avatar #23 to #12 - DeathKnight (06/12/2014) [-]
Says the 10 year old who probably hasnt even lost all his baby teeth, let alone wisdom teeth.

Those dentists **** you up with anesthetics. I was wheeled out in a wheelchair after I woke up, in fact that's all I remember until I woke up at home 5 hours later.

But there was Vicodin afterwards. And that was good.
User avatar #40 to #23 - lotengo ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Where do you live?
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#16 to #12 - hungwellhamburger (06/12/2014) [-]
bitch, have you ever had a wisdom tooth removed? They pump you full of anasthetics so you don't feel **** during the operation, leaving you high as **** .
User avatar #31 to #16 - Darianvincent (06/12/2014) [-]
I just got four shots in my mouth and they pulled 5 teeth pretty fast. I even helped them get one in the back, I don't know why people would need so much drugs for such a simple procedure unless you're a pansy or your teeth are sideways.
User avatar #28 to #16 - vetis (06/12/2014) [-]
You went to a weird dentist. I woke up from mine and was capable of walking to the car. Not saying I drove, I was nowhere near capable, but I didn't need a wheelchair.
#21 to #16 - wellshitshitshit (06/12/2014) [-]
In Germany it costs alot to get full anesthetic done, my teeth were easy to remove and they used so little anesthetics that i was both legally allowed and able to drive myself back home...
User avatar #63 - orangeink (06/12/2014) [-]
What is /k/. I honestly dont know.
User avatar #69 to #63 - epicralph ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Weapon board on 4 chan, they talk about **** , cool **** , just don't ever say things like "clip" instead of magazine, and you will be fine. It's heavily moderated so is a lot better than /b/ if you are not looking for Gore or something like that.
User avatar #60 - defeats (06/12/2014) [-]
17 years old and he's already forgot about Goeff from Medal of Honor Rising Sun? Shameful.
I remember playing custom games against bots on medal of honor and Geoff bot always had the most kills in the game, he was frighteningly overpowered.
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