Never too young for Vietnam flashbacks. The best summarization of /k/. C) Anonymous ) sbe 17 sbe 2005 sbe getting wisdom teeth remedied Waking up ust laying an

Never too young for Vietnam flashbacks

The best summarization of /k/

C) Anonymous )
sbe 17
sbe 2005
sbe getting wisdom teeth remedied
Waking up
ust laying an the dentists shew twig ta sleep
seam arrives, "Came en, Anan, it' s time ta gaf
seam and nurse have my ems dyer arch at their shudders and ere carrying me aut the heck at the dentists office
ins we has under s fan I think it' s the sound at tolopper rutgers
sask nurse, "ls Jeff alright? I didn' t see him after the ambush."
sourse WATS herd
scrab nurse by bath lapels
leeks at my mum with , "Jeff isn' t here."
Begin swim, "OH **** , THEY ******* GOT JEFF, THOSE ************** "
seam and nurse -Jerry e weeping 17 year did aut the heck at e dentist' s office while he has fies Weeks ta e war he never taught in sham e men he never knew
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User avatar #2 - usarmyexplain (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by violenthandjob
Some hurt follows us past this life
#5 - AllYourBase ONLINE (06/11/2014) [+] (7 replies)
/k/ and /a/ had a bastard child.
User avatar #29 - assyria (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone have the Zoop Loop greentext?
#33 to #29 - wayfaringstranger (06/12/2014) [-]
Here you go.
#4 - basstard (06/11/2014) [-]
Good content, been a while since i laughe this good.
Good content, been a while since i laughe this good.
#6 - eddymolly (06/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#1 - gayname (06/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I want this one to be true...
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#16 to #12 - hungwellhamburger (06/12/2014) [-]
bitch, have you ever had a wisdom tooth removed? They pump you full of anasthetics so you don't feel **** during the operation, leaving you high as **** .
User avatar #30 - ViperTheLoud (06/12/2014) [-]
Just for context it took so much crap to knock me out the dentist got pissed and dumped a ton through the IV. So I woke up, sitting in my parent's car thirsty as **** and begged them to get me something to drink. For some reason they took me to target, still zonked the **** out on that **** . So I run into the bathroom, and spit up a metric **** ton of blood into the sink and slumped against the wall. Just then I noticed a guy in there cowering from the possibly drunk 250 lb guy spitting blood everywhere. All I could do was put on a russian accent and say "It ok." and walk out mumbling something about blood for the blood god.
#11 - raphx (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#61 - kulamia ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
No but seriously, what happened to Jeff?
No but seriously, what happened to Jeff?
#49 - ztwenyeight (06/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**ztwenyeight rolled image** what he was thinking
**ztwenyeight rolled image** what he was thinking
#32 - drswandive (06/12/2014) [-]
**drswandive rolled image** when I got my wisdom teeth removed
**drswandive rolled image** when I got my wisdom teeth removed
User avatar #20 - valygomu (06/12/2014) [-]
One time how got in a similar situation with a friend, we were in my house and we were drinking tequila and eating barbecue flavoured chips while I was playing battlefield 3, my friend went to the bathroom while I was left alone with the tequila, after that I was thinking that I was an american soldier (which even funnier because I am a french nerd) and that my mission was to get information from my friend so I attacked him and caught him with a nasty right hand while screaming :"Where are you hiding the missiles!",
All drunk slow mo moves, he grabbed my left jab then my straight right,by that time he was holding both of my arms,so I tried a knee and missed the a headbutt ( still in drunk slow mo mode)
And as missed my headbutt I feel the urge to vomit on the floor,
Red/orange barbecue flavoured coloured vomit.
Tequila is a sneaky bitch but I love her
#51 - kingarturi (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I laughed way to hard at that.
I laughed way to hard at that.
#50 - brisineo ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
They gave me this new stuff that doesn't have any side effects when they took out my wisdom teeth. In fact, I came in and out of it so quickly it felt like a blink and I walked out of the office unassisted.

I feel like I missed out.
User avatar #39 - lotengo ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
The **** they give you people at the dentist? When i got my wisdomtheeth removed i only got local anesthesia. I was allowed to drive myself home.
User avatar #41 to #39 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
When I got my wisdom teeth removed, the dentist screwed up and broke it off in the gum. I was on Vicodin constantly for two weeks. I remember little of it, but my mother told me I watched Apocalypse Now a bunch of times.
#9 - ruckallthefules ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Damn I had to google "Lapels", although I already figured out by the context.
I don't even know the word for that **** in my mother tongue.
User avatar #10 - Lambda (06/11/2014) [-]
When I got my wisdom teeth out, once I woke up I started walking back and forth across the room. They asked me what the **** I was doing. I said I was practicing walking.
I was later informed that I was not walking, but crawling. It took me days to feel like myself again after whatever the **** it was they injected me with.
#3 - casualbench (06/11/2014) [-]
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