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Never fuck with anon

we me
we 16
yhave 8110
knever wants to have sex
efil months later
teem ***** this cocksucker at a party
bl rage
hard
Tthink leng and hard Mwi get revenge
she has idea i know)
acne night have her ever for Clevie
start making out, things get steamy
excuse me EHO, i need poop
we in bathromm
and jizz en fingers
we back to cetch
wick up where we started
hi break up with her week later
months later, shes wage as ****
thinks its his kid
years later and they are married and are raising my offspring
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#8 - bobfreakingdole (05/03/2014) [-]
If it be true, biologically speaking that is a win-win. He got a chick pregnant and some other poor **** has to raise the kid? Free reproductive success man.
User avatar #56 to #8 - bigballsjack (05/03/2014) [-]
In ecology, that's called the Sneaky ****** Hypothesis.
#3 - jsereturns (05/02/2014) [-]
Damn, he really 			******		 her life over.
Damn, he really ****** her life over.
#12 to #3 - thefunnyside (05/03/2014) [-]
Nice
Nice
#11 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
@ the title: I'm pretty sure that's one of the things that pissed off anon.
#20 to #11 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
haha yes
#43 - marsblackmon (05/03/2014) [-]
1. Now wait a couple of years
2. Tell the cocksucker the kid isn't his.
3. Make sure they get a blood test
4. Watch their marriage fall apart
Profit???
User avatar #57 to #43 - thebobinito (05/03/2014) [-]
Okay Satan, let's tone it down a little here.
User avatar #50 to #43 - allennis (05/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but then the kid and the girl is your problem...
#53 to #50 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
not if he's 18
User avatar #52 to #50 - iizsimon (05/03/2014) [-]
not at all, wait till the kid's 18 and you dont have to pay ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - wolfypolli (05/03/2014) [-]
Wait until the kid is 18.
#54 to #43 - ironsliver (05/03/2014) [-]
Though if you tell him that the kid isn't his when the kid is under 18 the woman could sit there and suspect you and then force you through the courts to pay child support. So your profit would be gone from that end!
Though if you tell him that the kid isn't his when the kid is under 18 the woman could sit there and suspect you and then force you through the courts to pay child support. So your profit would be gone from that end!
User avatar #15 - fuzzyballs (05/03/2014) [-]
it probably IS his kid
User avatar #38 to #15 - leonhardt (05/03/2014) [-]
Is it? Is it really?
User avatar #44 to #38 - fuzzyballs (05/03/2014) [-]
probably?
#42 - huffe ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
#29 - WillWalrus (05/03/2014) [-]
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#6 - siriusfakk (05/03/2014) [-]
Not sure if Win or looze.
Not sure if Win or looze.
User avatar #45 - Metallicock (05/03/2014) [-]
That god she didn't bring you on Maury or Jerry Springer
#40 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
Ha you said Long and hard
#37 - fourchinsbrah (05/03/2014) [-]
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#2 - tiles (05/02/2014) [-]
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#4 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
Absolutely no chance at all that she got pregnant from being actually ****** in stead... 2/10, would not read again.
User avatar #5 to #4 - naitsabesh ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I bet you're real fun at parties.
User avatar #13 to #5 - derpwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
We don't know how long it was between her cheating on him and him cum-fingering her. Either is possible.
#21 to #13 - boomerpyro (05/03/2014) [-]
if she already was pregnant then her baby would have gotten pregnant too, jesus man
don't you spend much time on the internet?
#22 to #21 - derpwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
But what if her baby was a boy?
But what if her baby was a boy?
#23 to #22 - boomerpyro (05/03/2014) [-]
thanks to the equality feminism has brought us everyone will get the chance to do everything, ignorant cis scum
thanks to the equality feminism has brought us everyone will get the chance to do everything, ignorant cis scum
User avatar #25 to #23 - derpwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
What does the term 'cis' even mean?
#26 to #25 - boomerpyro (05/03/2014) [-]
cock-inglip-superman
idunno man, feminists use that word and not even half of them know it
#27 to #26 - derpwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
Then they shouldn't be allowed to use it. Being educated about your stance is the first step to being able to defend it.
#28 to #27 - boomerpyro (05/03/2014) [-]
they also don't know what equality means, for them equality means being able to dominate everyone who sides with "the man sympathizers" so they can make sure all of their actions and opinions are "not raping women"


i don't like feminists, equality means not taking sides
#30 to #28 - derpwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, I think there's supposed to be a difference between feminists and feminazis. I never paid much attention either way since it doesn't directly affect me, but that's the feeling I get.
#31 to #30 - boomerpyro (05/03/2014) [-]
well in "my" part of norway you can have girls yelling at you for talking about your sex life
"you objectify women, blah blah blah, cis scum"
i normally tell them of by ************ "i didn't say he was a girl, sex isn't always about you" pretending to be really upset, they leave me alone until they forget me.
not all feminists are horrible but the "public" ones are the majority of the bad ones
#32 to #31 - derpwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
That sounds like possibly the worst thing ever.
That sounds like possibly the worst thing ever.
User avatar #60 to #59 - boomerpyro (05/03/2014) [-]
i have failed you, i could not find it
User avatar #41 to #25 - huffe ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
it means not being a tranny. in other words, normal
#33 to #25 - pridefulmatthew (05/03/2014) [-]
It means that you are a man that identifies as a man, or a woman that identifies as a woman...so basically the stupidest non-needed **** ever.
User avatar #34 to #33 - derpwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
That is literally one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. Thank you for telling me, though.
#35 to #34 - pridefulmatthew (05/03/2014) [-]
I ******* know right? Too damn stupid.
User avatar #47 to #22 - satansferret (05/03/2014) [-]
The sex of a fetus isn't done forming until 12 weeks old.
User avatar #48 to #47 - derpwolf (05/03/2014) [-]
The timing is still vague, but I didn't know that exact fact. Do now though, so thanks.
User avatar #49 to #48 - satansferret (05/03/2014) [-]
No probs. it's an estimate because everything matures at it's own pace.
#7 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
Erm. The sperm would not survive the trip back from the bathroom if they were on his fingers.
#9 to #7 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
Yes it would survive, I am afraid.

Sperms can survive 20 minutes up to 1 hour outside of the body, you can thank the seminal fluid for that one. This is not only possible, but has happened to "virgins" in the past. Non penetrative sexual encounters have resulted in pregnancies.

Source: More qualified in this field than you, trust me.
User avatar #14 to #9 - marohawk (05/03/2014) [-]
The answer depends on a number of factors, the most important of which is where the sperm are located. On a dry surface, such as clothing or bedding, sperm are dead by the time the semen has dried. In water, such as a warm bath or hot tub, sperm will likely live longer because they thrive in warm, wet environments; however, the chances sperm in a tub of water will find their way inside a female bather and cause her to become pregnant are extremely low.

Inside a woman's body, sperm can live for up to five days depending on the conditions. If you have unprotected sex even a few days before your partner ovulates, there is a chance of achieving a pregnancy
User avatar #17 to #14 - myfourthaccount (05/03/2014) [-]
good job copy pasting from WebMD bro
User avatar #18 to #17 - marohawk (05/03/2014) [-]
Thanks, it was a lot of hard work but I think it really paid off.
User avatar #39 to #14 - capslockrage (05/03/2014) [-]
And yet this means nothing because what anon said is still true.
#10 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
that is by far the most beta story I have EVER read. .... no this deserves an exclamation mark!!! actually 3.
User avatar #19 to #10 - whitie (05/03/2014) [-]
i don't know man, the incredible hulk's a pretty loud guy and he only needs one exclamation mark when he talks
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peejay y
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