Nerdy Jokes. . KNOCK KNOCK. WHO' S THERE? WHO? NO, TO WHOM. WHEN I WAS A KID, Mt ENGLISH TEACHER LOOKED MY WAY Mil SAID, "NAME TWO PRONOUNS.' DID too HEAR ABOUT Nerdy Jokes KNOCK WHO' S THERE? WHO? NO TO WHOM WHEN I WAS A KID Mt ENGLISH TEACHER LOOKED MY WAY Mil SAID "NAME TWO PRONOUNS ' DID too HEAR ABOUT
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Nerdy Jokes

KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO' S THERE?
WHO?
NO, TO WHOM.
WHEN I WAS A KID, Mt
ENGLISH TEACHER LOOKED MY WAY
Mil SAID, "NAME TWO PRONOUNS.'
DID too HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WHO NT
COOLED TO ABSOLUTE ZERO? HE' S OK NOW.
SCHRODINGER' S CAT WALKS INTO A BAR AND DOESN' T.
HELIUM WALKS INTO A BAR AND
A BEER. THE BARTENDER SAYS,
SORRY, WE DON' T SERVE NOBLE GASES
HERE." HE DOESN' T REACT.
HOW MANY SURREALISTS DOES IT TAKE
TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? A FISH.
YOUR MOTHER IS SO CLASSLESS,
SHE COULD BE A MARXIST UTOPIA.
THEY SAY A FREUDIAN SLIP IS WHEN
too SAT ONE THING. BUT too REALLY
MEAN YOUR MOTHER.
WHAT DO too CALL TWO CROWS ON A
BRANCH? ATTEMPTED MURDER.
WHAT DO too SAY WHEN YOU' RE
COMFORTING h GRAMMAR NAZI?
THERE, THEIR. THEY' RE...
SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM
SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM BATMAN!
WHAT DO too GET WHEN
Toll CROSS A JOKE WITH A
RHETORICAL CUESTION?
IT' S HARD Til EXPLAIN PUNS TO
KLEPTOMANIACS BECAUSE THEY
ALWAYS TAKE THINGS LITERALLY.
C. E FLAT, AND G WALK WTO A BAR. TIE
BARTENDER SAYS, "SORRY. NO MINORS"
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT
ROOT BEE! IN A NONE GLASS?
BEER
A BIOLOGIST, h CHEMIST, AND
h STATISTICIAN ARE OUT HUNTING.
THE BIOLOGIST SHOOTS AT h DEER
AND MISSES SH TO THE LEFT, THE
CHEMIST TAKES h SHOT AND MISSES
FFT TO THE RIGHT. THE STATISTICIAN
YELLS "WE GOT EM!"
A PHOTON CHECKS INTO A HOTEL AND THE
DEMO? ASKS HIM IF HE HAS Mt LUGGAGE
THE PHOTON IMPLIES "NO I' M TRAVELING UGHT'
DESCARTES WALKS INTO A BAR.
THE BARTENDER ASKS F HE WANTS A DRINKS.
I THINK NOT," DESCARTES SAYS.
AND THEN HE DISAPPEARS.
...
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