Neighbourhood. . i think my neighbourhood preserves a sitcom because there' s me, the teen blogger a house with 8 who a drug dealer who droves a hummer a scotti
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Neighbourhood

i think my neighbourhood preserves a sitcom because there' s
me, the teen blogger
a house with 8 who
a drug dealer who droves a hummer
a scottish man who only everyware a Kilt and mom his lawn at 3 am
an elderly couple who drove everywhere on their lawn mower
a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood tor years and no
one Knows why or where it came from
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#6 - froggernaught (02/11/2014) [-]
i feel the teen blogger would be the least popular. the nuns would be the funniest. the scotsman would always take the head role and the drug dealer never shows up. The ostrich gets its own spinoff
#78 to #6 - bellbottomshark (02/12/2014) [-]
Maybe teen blogger could be our narrator/only-sane-man character.
#14 to #6 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
Its a peacock you ******
#27 to #14 - froggernaught (02/12/2014) [-]
i realize my mistake but **** you. you wanna call me a ****** , log in and say it again
User avatar #30 to #27 - steelwoolsheep (02/12/2014) [-]
Its a peacock you ****** Why, did that rustle your little SLAVE JIMMYS?
#41 to #30 - froggernaught (02/12/2014) [-]
i am not a ****** . seeing as your a sheep i am guessing your a sheep ******
User avatar #64 to #41 - steelwoolsheep (02/12/2014) [-]
OUR WOOL IS MUCH STRONGER THAN YOUR ****** PUBES **** YOU FOR INSULTING OUR RACE
User avatar #65 to #64 - psychoticcaleb (02/12/2014) [-]
Calm down or I'll call my welsh friend over here
#66 to #65 - welshfriend (02/12/2014) [-]
You call?
User avatar #76 to #66 - codes (02/12/2014) [-]
You.. You made that account just for that. God damn you.
#82 to #76 - froggernaught (02/12/2014) [-]
welshfriend this sheep has gone nuts with ****** hate. Soon he will think everyones a ****** . only you can stop him
#84 to #82 - welshfriend (02/13/2014) [-]
steelwoolsheep is just angry that he has a small penis, that's why he compares people to " ******* ". He is jealous of their penis. Simple psychology.
User avatar #88 to #84 - steelwoolsheep (02/14/2014) [-]
hey baby wanna hang out sometime? ;)
#85 to #84 - froggernaught (02/13/2014) [-]
still odd he got so angry about an emu
User avatar #46 to #41 - captainrattrap (02/12/2014) [-]
oh dang diss
User avatar #2 - galgawine (02/11/2014) [-]
I don't think anyone gives a **** about the teen blogger
User avatar #79 to #2 - haakonjohnsen (02/12/2014) [-]
well.. in norway we have a tv show about 4 teenage bloggers..
#7 to #2 - joens (02/12/2014) [-]
How is this heading to front page, then?
User avatar #15 to #7 - SCREWTHERULES (02/12/2014) [-]
The sitation is funny. In a sitcom nobody would fuc you ******
#56 to #2 - splyt (02/12/2014) [-]
i think that's why they'd make for a good main character
User avatar #40 to #2 - getmauled (02/12/2014) [-]
I think he is like the constant in the scenario, also the tv show can be him writing about all of the things that happen.
User avatar #81 to #40 - nicoquitemad (02/12/2014) [-]
So basically the show "Awkward."
User avatar #16 to #2 - BrownBearninetysix (02/12/2014) [-]
The blogger would probably serve as the mean for normality.
User avatar #18 to #2 - mutantpanda (02/12/2014) [-]
I think that is the main character that is surrounded by all of the strangeness that nobody likes or gives a **** about, but they have to be there to get into whacky situations.
User avatar #32 - ezTarget (02/12/2014) [-]
I would watch the **** out of that

*twist the nunnery is secretly a whore house
*twist two, the peacock is their best client
User avatar #34 to #32 - nemesisapoc (02/12/2014) [-]
What do you call a female peacock?

A peacunt.
User avatar #55 to #32 - xxhadesflamesxx (02/12/2014) [-]
twist 3 the drug dealer is actually an undercover cop out to bust the nunnery
User avatar #1 - munstarr (02/11/2014) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
#9 - micekill (02/12/2014) [-]
i live alone in the middle of nowhere, that is a good movie
User avatar #10 to #9 - butteryweiner (02/12/2014) [-]
Shut up Napolian!
User avatar #33 to #9 - sweetbutteryjesus (02/12/2014) [-]
So is your name Courage?
Are you a cowardly dog?
#57 to #33 - micekill (02/12/2014) [-]
i may be cowardly, but i am not your "dog" or whatever that means.
sigh, black people lingo
User avatar #58 to #57 - sweetbutteryjesus (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but the device Im using wont let me view spoilers, so if there was anything I missed in your comment, I'm sorry.
Also, I was referring you to a show called Courage the Cowardly Dog, who "lived in the middle of Nowhere"
I'm sorry if I offended you in anyway.
#38 - sauronn (02/12/2014) [-]
Being a teen blogger doesn't sound nearly as weird as the others.
User avatar #39 to #38 - silverhellion (02/12/2014) [-]
every sitcom needs a relateable character
User avatar #72 to #39 - pokemonstheshiz (02/12/2014) [-]
or they can all be weird and just have aspects that make them relate-able. That's one reason why Always Sunny is so good. I may not be as disgusting or insane as Charlie Kelly, but I always feel for him when the waitress puts him down
User avatar #50 to #39 - desiduratum (02/12/2014) [-]
Agree ^

User avatar #12 - toasterladforlife (02/12/2014) [-]
HEY!! Us scots can survive in the sun!
#19 to #12 - onyxleigion (02/12/2014) [-]
No you can't. That's why he mows the lawn at 3 AM
User avatar #26 to #12 - incoming (02/12/2014) [-]
I thought you guys got sunburned just watching fireworks?
#73 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
sounds tots legit
User avatar #48 - songemot (02/12/2014) [-]
My department at work is practically the cast to a sitcom. We have:
•Crazy German immigrant
•Ex-military conspiracy theorist
•The redneck of all rednecks
•Old guy who is absolutely ******* insane
•Somewhat eccentric service manager
•Fat, lazy, but incomparably friendly co-manager
•Perfectly normal guy who also raises chickens
And me.
User avatar #49 to #48 - greyshirt ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Is the dude that raises chickens Mexican? I see that a lot down where I live and we're like 85% Mexican.
User avatar #51 to #49 - songemot (02/12/2014) [-]
Nope, we're all white.
User avatar #52 to #51 - greyshirt ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Hm, well there goes that then. I guess chickens are just a great way to save or make money or something.
User avatar #4 - splinfinity (02/11/2014) [-]
I'd watch the **** out of that.
#31 - osanilevich (02/12/2014) [-]
The teen blogger will probably be the main character who no one really likes but is needed to be the 'glue' that holds all the other characters together. He'd probably be some sort of miserable 'why me' type of guy like Malcolm in Malcolm in the Middle
User avatar #24 - spawnconnery ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Gonna be a sad day when that Peacock dies...
#21 - collegedood (02/12/2014) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #126380 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE **
I think you need to stop playing the sims.
User avatar #13 - theintercourser (02/12/2014) [-]
Where did you come from where did you go where did you come from Peacock joe?
#54 - deftonesjunkie (02/12/2014) [-]
the resteraunt i work at is pretty whacky too
*mexican dishwasher who doesnt know a word of english
*the short cute waitress
*the boss who has her funny moments and is really cool
*The mexican head chef
*The rival asshole bussboy
*me the bussboy with a mohawk and piercings
*the chef who will spit in your food if you look at him
*the 2 comedic couple waiters (turk and jd syndrome)
Coming to Fox this march, Check, Please!
#59 to #54 - npfortytwo (02/12/2014) [-]
I work at a restaurant too, let me tell you: you can make a sitcom out of any local restaurant.   
Especially when you have Mexican dishwashers.
I work at a restaurant too, let me tell you: you can make a sitcom out of any local restaurant.
Especially when you have Mexican dishwashers.
#60 to #59 - budbrown (02/12/2014) [-]
i work at a restaurant with Mexican/Guatemalan dishwashers. a week ago two of them got drunk and started fighting, which resulted in a fractured skull and one of them in jail for attempted murder. a sitcom would be nice
mfw
User avatar #61 to #54 - arnolddusk (02/12/2014) [-]
> Mohawk and piercings
I can tell you're the real asshole busboy.
User avatar #44 - shadowstepone (02/12/2014) [-]
my neighborhood is mostly pretty boring, but there's one family of nudists and a guy who has a pet cougar.
User avatar #43 - demure (02/12/2014) [-]
Damn... I never realized how desperately I wanted a neighborhood peacock until now...
User avatar #42 - ishallsmiteyou (02/12/2014) [-]
Rundown on my neighbourhood
-crazy einstein looking guy next door (I'm pretty sure he's doing something with electricity, every time the power craps out I hear a huge BANG from his apartment)
-a building full of drug addicts accross the street
-one docile old **** who throws his beer cans off of the balcony
-another old **** who has a crate of Budweiser delivered to his apartment twice a week
-a house just down the street containing a family that consists of a giant black woman, a scrawny little white guy and a kid who vaguely resembles Michael Jackson
-a perpetually stoned building manager
I could make this list take up 3 ******* pages, but I don't have the time.
User avatar #8 - Sethorein (02/12/2014) [-]
I have
A guy who always mows his lawn in shorts, even in the dead of winter
A guy who wears goggles all the time and occasionally has heart attacks
A guy with a huge ******* radar dish on his house who no one ever sees
A family whose dad stole millions from his business and got caught
My family with my 2 siblings being doctors and myself in premed
And finally the slut down the street.

I think we could make the next grey's anatomy, eh?
User avatar #22 to #8 - chuckbillrow (02/12/2014) [-]
what kind of goggles are we talking?
safety goggles, swimming goggles, steampunk goggles?
User avatar #63 to #22 - Sethorein (02/12/2014) [-]
Safety Goggles
#62 - Ilubeitup (02/12/2014) [-]
Everyone thinks they're interesting and deserve their own show. In reality only the people that you would include in your show would care.
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