Neighbourhood. . i think my neighbourhood preserves a sitcom because there' s me, the teen blogger a house with 8 who a drug dealer who droves a hummer a scotti
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Neighbourhood

i think my neighbourhood preserves a sitcom because there' s
me, the teen blogger
a house with 8 who
a drug dealer who droves a hummer
a scottish man who only everyware a Kilt and mom his lawn at 3 am
an elderly couple who drove everywhere on their lawn mower
a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood tor years and no
one Knows why or where it came from
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Submitted: 02/11/2014
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User avatar #2 - galgawine (02/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I don't think anyone gives a **** about the teen blogger
#6 - froggernaught (02/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
i feel the teen blogger would be the least popular. the nuns would be the funniest. the scotsman would always take the head role and the drug dealer never shows up. The ostrich gets its own spinoff
User avatar #32 - ezTarget (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I would watch the **** out of that

*twist the nunnery is secretly a whore house
*twist two, the peacock is their best client
User avatar #1 - munstarr (02/11/2014) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
#38 - sauronn (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Being a teen blogger doesn't sound nearly as weird as the others.
User avatar #39 to #38 - silverhellion (02/12/2014) [-]
every sitcom needs a relateable character
#9 - micekill ONLINE (02/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i live alone in the middle of nowhere, that is a good movie
User avatar #12 - toasterladforlife (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
HEY!! Us scots can survive in the sun!
#54 - deftonesjunkie (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
the resteraunt i work at is pretty whacky too
*mexican dishwasher who doesnt know a word of english
*the short cute waitress
*the boss who has her funny moments and is really cool
*The mexican head chef
*The rival asshole bussboy
*me the bussboy with a mohawk and piercings
*the chef who will spit in your food if you look at him
*the 2 comedic couple waiters (turk and jd syndrome)
Coming to Fox this march, Check, Please!
User avatar #4 - splinfinity (02/11/2014) [-]
I'd watch the **** out of that.
User avatar #48 - songemot (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My department at work is practically the cast to a sitcom. We have:
•Crazy German immigrant
•Ex-military conspiracy theorist
•The redneck of all rednecks
•Old guy who is absolutely ******* insane
•Somewhat eccentric service manager
•Fat, lazy, but incomparably friendly co-manager
•Perfectly normal guy who also raises chickens
And me.
User avatar #24 - spawnconnery ONLINE (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Gonna be a sad day when that Peacock dies...
#31 - osanilevich (02/12/2014) [-]
The teen blogger will probably be the main character who no one really likes but is needed to be the 'glue' that holds all the other characters together. He'd probably be some sort of miserable 'why me' type of guy like Malcolm in Malcolm in the Middle
#21 - collegedood (02/12/2014) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #126380 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE **
I think you need to stop playing the sims.
User avatar #13 - theintercourser (02/12/2014) [-]
Where did you come from where did you go where did you come from Peacock joe?
User avatar #44 - shadowstepone (02/12/2014) [-]
my neighborhood is mostly pretty boring, but there's one family of nudists and a guy who has a pet cougar.
User avatar #43 - demure (02/12/2014) [-]
Damn... I never realized how desperately I wanted a neighborhood peacock until now...
User avatar #42 - ishallsmiteyou (02/12/2014) [-]
Rundown on my neighbourhood
-crazy einstein looking guy next door (I'm pretty sure he's doing something with electricity, every time the power craps out I hear a huge BANG from his apartment)
-a building full of drug addicts accross the street
-one docile old **** who throws his beer cans off of the balcony
-another old **** who has a crate of Budweiser delivered to his apartment twice a week
-a house just down the street containing a family that consists of a giant black woman, a scrawny little white guy and a kid who vaguely resembles Michael Jackson
-a perpetually stoned building manager
I could make this list take up 3 ******* pages, but I don't have the time.
User avatar #8 - Sethorein (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have
A guy who always mows his lawn in shorts, even in the dead of winter
A guy who wears goggles all the time and occasionally has heart attacks
A guy with a huge ******* radar dish on his house who no one ever sees
A family whose dad stole millions from his business and got caught
My family with my 2 siblings being doctors and myself in premed
And finally the slut down the street.

I think we could make the next grey's anatomy, eh?
User avatar #70 - dannyrandkai (02/12/2014) [-]
I work as a nighttime housekeeper at a nursing home, the cast of our sitcom:

A white boy nerd that loves metal (me)
A mexican that doesn't speak english
A mexican that doesn't speak spanish
another mexican that is bilingual
and a gay black guy... with a daughter
#28 - invshika (02/12/2014) [-]
**invshika rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Its ok I am russian ** <--lives in my neighborhood
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