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#2 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
Obligatory I guess
#30 to #2 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2014) [-]
I'd think being at ship with 40 other men for months on end would decallibrate one's gaydar.
#32 to #5 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
this is why I feel bad for women in the navy. It takes big balls to be stuck in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of people most likely bigger/stronger than you who haven't a woman (besides you) in a couple months.
#18 to #5 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
But all of San Francisco > 40 other men regardless of how close you are.
#20 to #18 - deadmansdope (04/23/2014) [-]
Can't argue with that.
Can't argue with that.
#11 - hairysmellyanus (04/23/2014) [-]
>month into new high school freshman year   
>costume day   
>talking with one of my friends   
>some guy dressed as darth vader and another dressed as a cowboy are walking in the hall in front of us   
>i was claiming to have gaydar because i really do have gaydar   
>i get the vibe from darth vader and cowboy for some reason   
>i tell my friend that cowboy guy is gay and im 100% sure   
>he goes "no way"   
>cowboy and vader reach fork in the hallways and each are about to go their separate ways   
>vader reaches into cowboy's pants and grabs his ass and says goodbye   
friends face when
>month into new high school freshman year
>costume day
>talking with one of my friends
>some guy dressed as darth vader and another dressed as a cowboy are walking in the hall in front of us
>i was claiming to have gaydar because i really do have gaydar
>i get the vibe from darth vader and cowboy for some reason
>i tell my friend that cowboy guy is gay and im 100% sure
>he goes "no way"
>cowboy and vader reach fork in the hallways and each are about to go their separate ways
>vader reaches into cowboy's pants and grabs his ass and says goodbye
friends face when
User avatar #3 - Lambda (04/23/2014) [-]
Davy's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life.
#24 to #3 - stalini ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't get it
#25 to #24 - scsuper (04/23/2014) [-]
a line from the song piano man by billy joel
User avatar #8 to #3 - gladco (04/23/2014) [-]
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone
#33 - sobono (04/24/2014) [-]
>San Franciscans when
>San Franciscans when
#44 to #33 - NoXV (04/24/2014) [-]
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#35 to #34 - sobono (04/24/2014) [-]
>MFW I finally meet someone who still appreciates Megas XLR and all its glory
User avatar #36 to #35 - derpwolf ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
There is nothing NOT awesome about Megas XLR. Even the opening song was gloriously stupid.
User avatar #40 to #36 - BizzarreCoyote (04/24/2014) [-]
Chicks dig giant robots.
#39 to #36 - sobono (04/24/2014) [-]
>MFW people argue about new Cartoon Network shows being better than the 2004 and back ones.
#1 - doktorwhat (04/23/2014) [-]
what do you do if you drop your wallet in San Francisco?
kick over to Oakland
User avatar #6 to #1 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Squat.
Seriously.
User avatar #28 to #6 - averagewhitekid (04/24/2014) [-]
Dick in your mouth
User avatar #41 to #28 - commontroll (04/24/2014) [-]
At least I can bite with my mouth.
#4 to #1 - animalsslamina (04/23/2014) [-]
where it is immediately stolen...
where it is immediately stolen...
User avatar #26 - KayRed (04/23/2014) [-]
If what I understand about the Navy is true (and I'm rarely wrong), Dave is gonna be experiencing a lot of interference.
User avatar #9 to #7 - kbpilottl (04/23/2014) [-]
carbohydrates look, a faggot
#15 to #7 - AvidGamerShkunk (04/23/2014) [-]
that's ok. I have an extra.
#27 - meinfuhertroll (04/24/2014) [-]
And then...
User avatar #12 - tooscaredtologon (04/23/2014) [-]
Too bad the Arizona is at the bottom of Pearl Harbor and has been since December 10 1941
User avatar #17 to #14 - tooscaredtologon (04/23/2014) [-]
damn december 7
#13 to #12 - hillbillypowpow (04/23/2014) [-]
This is The Arizona 2: Electric Boogaloo
#42 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
sounds like a movie
User avatar #37 - ppheadbuttface (04/24/2014) [-]
Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
'Cause their balls show!
User avatar #43 - turkeyslapper ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
One of my friends from school always one-upped you and wouldn't let himself be seen as weak. He was always talking about armies and guns and stuff like that. After school he joined the navy. Turns out he was gay the whole time, now he's off bumming dudes on a ship somewhere. His parents thought we (his friends) were gay too, we were like " **** no! We didn't even know he was gay."
User avatar #38 - aurumia (04/24/2014) [-]
My future brother-in-law just joined the Navy. His name is David. o_O
User avatar #31 - agitatedscientist (04/24/2014) [-]
Aww man, I love SMBC comics.

It's actually managed to bump out xkcd as my favorite.
#21 - callofvikings (04/23/2014) [-]
Really? I call fake because noone would dare get on a boat without a sextant right?
User avatar #23 to #21 - ottoboys (04/23/2014) [-]
were one step up you see Dave can do what a sextant does plus sex
sexsextant
User avatar #16 - angreif (04/23/2014) [-]
Or, you know, the sun and a clock.
Or the stars.
#19 to #16 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
That would make a great joke wouldn't it... Dumbass
User avatar #22 to #19 - angreif (04/23/2014) [-]
I think it would.
Stars are hilarious.
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