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Thear GPS unconnected, thear rattle dead, the
New at the Arliene ere famed to use the only
teal they have left: Dave' s gamer.
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Submitted: 04/23/2014
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#2 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Obligatory I guess
User avatar #5 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'd think being at ship with 40 other men for months on end would decallibrate one's gaydar.
#1 - doktorwhat (04/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
what do you do if you drop your wallet in San Francisco?
kick over to Oakland
#4 to #1 - animalsslamina (04/23/2014) [-]
where it is immediately stolen...
where it is immediately stolen...
#11 - hairysmellyanus (04/23/2014) [-]
>month into new high school freshman year   
>costume day   
>talking with one of my friends   
>some guy dressed as darth vader and another dressed as a cowboy are walking in the hall in front of us   
>i was claiming to have gaydar because i really do have gaydar   
>i get the vibe from darth vader and cowboy for some reason   
>i tell my friend that cowboy guy is gay and im 100% sure   
>he goes "no way"   
>cowboy and vader reach fork in the hallways and each are about to go their separate ways   
>vader reaches into cowboy's pants and grabs his ass and says goodbye   
friends face when
>month into new high school freshman year
>costume day
>talking with one of my friends
>some guy dressed as darth vader and another dressed as a cowboy are walking in the hall in front of us
>i was claiming to have gaydar because i really do have gaydar
>i get the vibe from darth vader and cowboy for some reason
>i tell my friend that cowboy guy is gay and im 100% sure
>he goes "no way"
>cowboy and vader reach fork in the hallways and each are about to go their separate ways
>vader reaches into cowboy's pants and grabs his ass and says goodbye
friends face when
User avatar #3 - Lambda (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Davy's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life.
#7 - ihearcolors (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#33 - sobono (04/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>San Franciscans when
>San Franciscans when
User avatar #26 - KayRed (04/23/2014) [-]
If what I understand about the Navy is true (and I'm rarely wrong), Dave is gonna be experiencing a lot of interference.
User avatar #12 - tooscaredtologon ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Too bad the Arizona is at the bottom of Pearl Harbor and has been since December 10 1941
#13 to #12 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
This is The Arizona 2: Electric Boogaloo
#27 - meinfuhertroll (04/24/2014) [-]
And then...
User avatar #37 - ppheadbuttface (04/24/2014) [-]
Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
'Cause their balls show!
User avatar #16 - angreif (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Or, you know, the sun and a clock.
Or the stars.
User avatar #22 to #19 - angreif (04/23/2014) [-]
I think it would.
Stars are hilarious.
User avatar #43 - turkeyslapper (04/24/2014) [-]
One of my friends from school always one-upped you and wouldn't let himself be seen as weak. He was always talking about armies and guns and stuff like that. After school he joined the navy. Turns out he was gay the whole time, now he's off bumming dudes on a ship somewhere. His parents thought we (his friends) were gay too, we were like " **** no! We didn't even know he was gay."
#42 - Womens Study Major (04/24/2014) [-]
sounds like a movie
User avatar #38 - aurumia (04/24/2014) [-]
My future brother-in-law just joined the Navy. His name is David. o_O
User avatar #31 - agitatedscientist (04/24/2014) [-]
Aww man, I love SMBC comics.

It's actually managed to bump out xkcd as my favorite.
#21 - callofvikings (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Really? I call fake because noone would dare get on a boat without a sextant right?
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