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#47 - finntastic (08/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#2 - gameless (08/13/2014) [-]
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#20 - Sworley (08/14/2014) [-]
friend zoned again
friend zoned again
#48 to #44 - policeofficerrawry (08/14/2014) [-]
get out of my head cancer i dont really have cancer but get out befor i arrest you
#66 to #20 - katanauser (08/14/2014) [-]
Take this mate
Take this mate
#32 - ubermasterfaggot (08/14/2014) [-]
Look at all that funny money
#5 - mosaicbrain (08/13/2014) [-]
This is ******* hilarious.

And that ******* ribbon on the female bird is just the cherry on top.


#19 to #5 - tredbear (08/14/2014) [-]
**tredbear rolled image** how do you do that?
User avatar #68 to #19 - mosaicbrain (08/14/2014) [-]
How do I do what?
#71 to #68 - tredbear (08/14/2014) [-]
**tredbear rolled image**


YOUR MOM!





OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ROHOHOHOHOHHO

TOTOTO HJAHAHAHA GET SHREKT HARD!



YOU ARE SO MAD! OMG HAHAHAHA!
#35 - azaelmar (08/14/2014) [-]
An attempt was made please excuse the small size
User avatar #41 to #35 - smithforprez (08/14/2014) [-]
an attempt succeeded! L, O and furthermore, L.
#11 - adhdtookmyaccount (08/13/2014) [-]
And then she cheats with the one on the left.
#7 - sonofpsychodad (08/13/2014) [-]
**** is cash yo.
User avatar #28 to #7 - hopporto (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 to #28 - iatedub (08/14/2014) [-]
You getting the image has expired **** as well?
#18 - toguro (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh, so a bird can get the ladies by flashing his big red thing but when I try it all of a sudden I'm a sex offender
User avatar #22 to #18 - jaegarbombastic (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't think it's supposed to be big and red.

You might want to see a doctor about that.
User avatar #24 to #22 - guiguito ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Dude you're just black.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jaegarbombastic (08/14/2014) [-]
What?

Unless the man is sunburnt on his dick I don't expect it to be red and throbbing unless it is swelling.
User avatar #30 to #25 - lotengo (08/14/2014) [-]
its supposed to turn red when swelling?
User avatar #31 to #30 - jaegarbombastic (08/14/2014) [-]
Well I assume when something swells it would be discolored.

I'm not talking about a general boner I mean like.

******* Japanese Hornet just ****** you up.

Would be red at first then discolor after a while.

Also you guys ruined the joke.
User avatar #10 - loonquawl (08/13/2014) [-]
I think modern women going after men with money is equivalent to tribal women going after men who are good hunters. It's just something that shows you're capable of providing for yourself and future offspring.
User avatar #56 to #10 - delphine (08/14/2014) [-]
This is partly true. You can be a good provider and not be rich. Of course, the richest men will always have no problems finding women no matter how rotten their personality, most women will be okay with a man with a decent job that he loves and makes enough money to support a family. Especially if he can prove to be good with children and loyal to his family.
#12 to #10 - foxlift ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
That is indeed how it works. The woman have a tendency to go for the Providers (the ones that can provide shelter, food for her and her offspring), but they want the genes of the healthy, strong males. That is the situation that usually happens when they cheat on their husbands with steady income (doesn't need to be rich, but have a steady life) because they have attraction with alpha (usually) strong and assertive males.   
   
When I say strength, I'm not just talking about muscles, its about having a strong personality, aka, being able to defend her. That's why they are attracted to what people consider "douchebags". Actually they are just attracted to people with strong realities and insecure people are usually left alone. If a man develops a strong character (being secure of his abilities) he will have women attracted to him, even if he is short, fat, ugly, or anything else.   
   
This is also not just some 			****		 I thought just now, there have been various evolutionary studies about this. Of course, it's not that simple, the human mind works in various ways, but that is the usual tendency of their inclination to stay with Providers and sexual attraction to Alpha Males.   
   
It's actually a really interesting topic for me, thus the long answer.
That is indeed how it works. The woman have a tendency to go for the Providers (the ones that can provide shelter, food for her and her offspring), but they want the genes of the healthy, strong males. That is the situation that usually happens when they cheat on their husbands with steady income (doesn't need to be rich, but have a steady life) because they have attraction with alpha (usually) strong and assertive males.

When I say strength, I'm not just talking about muscles, its about having a strong personality, aka, being able to defend her. That's why they are attracted to what people consider "douchebags". Actually they are just attracted to people with strong realities and insecure people are usually left alone. If a man develops a strong character (being secure of his abilities) he will have women attracted to him, even if he is short, fat, ugly, or anything else.

This is also not just some **** I thought just now, there have been various evolutionary studies about this. Of course, it's not that simple, the human mind works in various ways, but that is the usual tendency of their inclination to stay with Providers and sexual attraction to Alpha Males.

It's actually a really interesting topic for me, thus the long answer.
#14 to #12 - godofsteak (08/13/2014) [-]
I can't get enough of that gif
#53 to #12 - ciacheczko (08/14/2014) [-]
Too shallow. Any intelligent woman knows that douchebag =/= strong. Only the stupid ones fall for that trap. Assholes are assholes because they are weak and insecure and feel the need of showing their strenght trough bullying and offensive behaviour.

Strong man can be quiet and gentle, able to show toughness exactly when it's needed. This is the type of men the strongest and smartest females go for. Ones that go for douchebags are less intelligent or otherwise less appealing, therefore they get worse partners. Simple.

One thing is the problem. That the most of beta guys likes to think they are "strong but quiet", while really they are socially awkward and too shy. It's rather obvious - and their own fault - that a woman who has to choose between weak+passive and weak+aggressive type, will usually pick the latter as he has higher "provision ratio" than a complete pushover.

That's why chicks prefer douchebags over "nice guys" - the dude is an asshole, but at least he can get some **** done. But they prefer strong guys over regular douchebags as well.
User avatar #57 to #53 - delphine (08/14/2014) [-]
Can't argue with that logic... Honestly, I hate the weak+aggressive types. However I have dated one or two of them, simply because they came off as strong types to begin with. They never lasted long. But I've never dated a "weak passive" personality.

My current and best relationship is with someone you described as being strong, but only when needed. Those are the kinds that make the best partners. Passive men tend to be push-overs, while aggressive men tend to be too domineering and controlling.
User avatar #62 to #53 - foxlift ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
That goes in line with what I said in the following paragraph:

"When I say strength, I'm not just talking about muscles, its about having a strong personality, aka, being able to defend her. That's why they are attracted to what people consider "douchebags". Actually they are just attracted to people with strong realities and insecure people are usually left alone. If a man develops a strong character (being secure of his abilities) he will have women attracted to him, even if he is short, fat, ugly, or anything else. "

Also, keep in mind some things in mind:

1) In that paragraph I was mainly talking about sexual attraction and to what girls respond to, and not relantionships. Those are two completely differente stories. Think of it like this: Sexual attraction is comes from a person's instinct (cannot be controlled) and the choice to have a relationship with another beind comes from a person's intelect (conscient choice).

2) A "strong but quiet" guy will have a hard time showing he has the "strong" trait if he is "quiet". If he is quiet, few ocasions will arise that will have need for him to show he is strong (unless he is constantly in tense situations). Thus, if he can't show that trait, women won't be able to guess he has a strong personality/character.

3) Not all women are alike. Not all men are alike. There is no universal answer. Despite what I say, there are people who behave differently. Some girls will always be attracted to guys who cheat on her. If they had 5 previous guys who cheated on her, guess what? Those are the type of guys that she responds to.

Despite all this, I agree with most of your assessment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - loonquawl (08/13/2014) [-]
Was an interesting read, sir.
#58 to #12 - dawggz (08/14/2014) [-]
Jesus **** that gif is so cute it took me 10 minutes to stop looking at it and see what you wrote.
#51 to #12 - GEARBOY (08/14/2014) [-]
that gif tho
that gif tho
User avatar #73 to #51 - teoyuppie (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh hey Chromii, what's new?
User avatar #15 to #12 - labree (08/13/2014) [-]
so what your saying is i can just think im strong and be sure of my abilities and women will come?
User avatar #17 to #15 - foxlift ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm saying that if you become someone strongwilled, interesting and have clear goals in lie, yes, women will have a natural attraction to you. If you "just think you are strong" and have that ****** attittude in life, you won't get much out of it (not only on the woman department). If you are just a guy in your mother's basement that plays videogames all the time and nothing else interesting in your life, don't expect woman to give 2 ***** about you.

If you are incredulous about my post, you can read more about it. But let's face it, you won't, will you?
#65 to #17 - zenler ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
i guess i believe yo **** , tell us more pls
#64 to #12 - ryander (08/14/2014) [-]
This is a really interesting topic for me too. Can you post a link to the studies?
This is a really interesting topic for me too. Can you post a link to the studies?
User avatar #54 to #12 - romdomcom (08/14/2014) [-]
Hit the nail on the head, although I personally feel confidence trumps money in a lot of situations. Nothing sexier than a man who knows what he wants and how to get it.
#50 to #12 - garbie (08/14/2014) [-]
just for curiosity, what do men look for in women?

goddamn your gif made your reply hard to read
#49 - badboyscout ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#8 - eyecontacthandjob (08/13/2014) [-]
She take my money well I'm in need
She take my money well I'm in need
#26 - ryapot (08/14/2014) [-]
He swimmin in the money AND the pussy
He swimmin in the money AND the pussy
#6 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 to #6 - reginleif (08/14/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #27 to #16 - Mahazama (08/14/2014) [-]
The real world.
User avatar #33 to #27 - reginleif (08/14/2014) [-]
:/ You clever bastard.
#42 - machaelaanderson (08/14/2014) [-]
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger
#29 - hattheifbatman (08/14/2014) [-]
I saw green thumbs
User avatar #38 to #29 - yaybacon (08/14/2014) [-]
Why does it say the image has expired until I hover over it?
User avatar #74 to #38 - hattheifbatman (08/14/2014) [-]
I see that everywhere
#43 to #38 - frozencrown (08/14/2014) [-]
I've been noticing that a lot lately, too
#40 - downsouthyall (08/14/2014) [-]
reminds me of this scene in Free Birds
User avatar #3 - reican (08/13/2014) [-]
Then the other one does a "Joker" and burns the money.
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