Natural Selection. .. Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. natural Selection why tags
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User avatar #1 - rikter (03/24/2014) [-]
Why did a monkey fall out of a tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey.
User avatar #2 to #1 - akrasial (03/24/2014) [-]
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
User avatar #3 to #2 - rikter (03/24/2014) [-]
You open the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in.
User avatar #4 to #3 - akrasial (03/24/2014) [-]
Yay!

Finally, someone who has heard that one! You skipped a step, mind; but you still got it correct!
User avatar #5 to #4 - rikter (03/24/2014) [-]
Do you know how you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
User avatar #6 to #5 - akrasial (03/24/2014) [-]
Hmm; no, haven't heard that part of the joke apparently.

Lemme guess: Either the giraffe won't fit, or all the peanut butter's gone?

Wait...
I'd suspect I would realise there was an elephant in the fridge when I opened the fridge.
User avatar #7 to #6 - rikter (03/24/2014) [-]
There's footprints in the butter
#8 to #7 - akrasial (03/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - rikter (03/24/2014) [-]
But how do you know that there are two elephants in the fridge?
They snicker when the light goes out
User avatar #10 to #9 - akrasial (03/24/2014) [-]
more footprints?
User avatar #11 to #10 - rikter (03/24/2014) [-]
The answer is hidden in the spoiler.
How do you know there are three elephants in the fridge?
The door won't quite shut no matter how you push
User avatar #12 to #11 - akrasial (03/24/2014) [-]
Ah, I see!
User avatar #13 to #12 - rikter (03/24/2014) [-]
But how do you there are four elephants in the fridge?
There's a Mini Cooper parked in front
User avatar #16 - thegrohltroll (03/25/2014) [-]
Why?
#14 - narutonine (03/25/2014) [-]
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#15 to #14 - Rascal (03/25/2014) [-]
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