Nah I got shit to do today. .. This is some major right here. godhatestags
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#12 - dsgjoker ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
This is some major 			**************		 			****		 right here.
This is some major ************** **** right here.
#11 - jasonseagull (04/06/2014) [-]
Guy's fw
Guy's fw
User avatar #18 - metalmind (04/06/2014) [-]
Well, it's illegal, and he's on camera.
#57 to #18 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
Depends if the country has a Duty to Rescue law. The majority of Good Samaritan Laws are only meant to protect rescuers from legal action if something happens to the person being rescued. They are made to encourage people to help others in need.
User avatar #19 to #18 - majormoron (04/06/2014) [-]
Is it really illegal though?
User avatar #20 to #19 - metalmind (04/06/2014) [-]
Well, here in Germany it is, and ever since the Nazis introduced that law to France it's illegal there, too, to not help people who might be e.g. injured.
User avatar #21 to #20 - majormoron (04/06/2014) [-]
Wow. Thats pretty cool actually. Bu here in good ol 'Murica (*grumble*) As long you aren't involved in an accident I do believe you are allowed to move on without any second thought.
User avatar #22 to #21 - metalmind (04/06/2014) [-]
I think it's only normal that you need to help people in trouble.
I mean it might be a life or death case.
User avatar #23 to #22 - majormoron (04/06/2014) [-]
Dont get me wrong. If this happened near me I wouldnt hesitate to help. But the people in this country are such trash that they wouldn't give two ***** . Thus why its not against the law either. I really dislike a lot of my countries policies.
User avatar #24 to #23 - metalmind (04/06/2014) [-]
It's understandable.
There's things about everybodies countries that people are not necessarily proud of.
User avatar #25 to #24 - majormoron (04/06/2014) [-]
We are just so.... Bigoted. Like.

Nosy as **** . Thats what I would call it. And we are also way too hypocritical.
User avatar #26 to #25 - metalmind (04/06/2014) [-]
Yep. And here people are paranoid about beeing proud of my country, and there still is a lot of latent racism.
But what bugs me is the way we treat other european countries, and eastern Europeans.
User avatar #27 to #26 - majormoron (04/06/2014) [-]
Well from what I understand Germans dont like to be proud of their country because it will like bring about another Third Reich or something? Idk.

But I think Germany is awesome. And the stuff you produce is dare I say the best **** in the world? You have literally the best engineers in the world.
User avatar #28 to #27 - metalmind (04/06/2014) [-]
Pretty much that. The shame over our recent history, and trying to shake the image of the people who kill minorities and those who do not wish to kill minorities.

Thanks. It's nice to hear that. But America has upsides as well. You have a great high-tech industry.
User avatar #29 to #28 - majormoron (04/06/2014) [-]
...That we then outsource to Chine and third world countries to slave and make so we can have a new ******* iPhone every year. Those jobs should be here, not in China where they treat their people like **** and abuse their labor force. We need the money to stay in our ******* economy, not ******* China's.
User avatar #30 to #29 - metalmind (04/06/2014) [-]
True. That's the difference. Our economy has always retained certain elements, like it's production power, or the Mittelstand (Most of the German economy is comprised of several Million small companies owned by Families, not investors.) (For example: Our village has e.g. everything from electricians, over cltoths maufacturing to a robot factory).
If you outsource too much, in the end the country who you oursource to will replace you.

But we were just lucky that the economy developed in such a way that this would benefit us.
User avatar #31 to #30 - majormoron (04/06/2014) [-]
Well this is what happens when you let big companies rule the way the country works. We treat corporations better than our civilians. And it makes me sick to be frank.
User avatar #32 to #31 - metalmind (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for that. I really hope that that situation gets better, but I somehow doubt it.
And although there is some corruption over here, it's close to none compared to America.
Do you see any chance that that situation will improve?
User avatar #33 to #32 - majormoron (04/06/2014) [-]
I have no clue. Honestly this country needs some help badly if we want to survive. I mean it may take a long time, but the decline has started.
User avatar #34 to #33 - metalmind (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh. Well, then I hope for you that it won't get too bad.
User avatar #56 to #22 - basicargentinian (04/06/2014) [-]
but what if by helping you cause more harm than good? I'd call an ambulance and next of kin and that's it.
User avatar #67 to #56 - majormoron (04/07/2014) [-]
If a car is on fire I would grab the nig before he fries, not wait for an ambulance. Call one for sure, but then help the nig out before he becomes roast human.
User avatar #68 to #67 - basicargentinian (04/07/2014) [-]
posibly, i'd rather try to kill the fire with an ABC extiguisher, because maybe the "nig" has a fractured vertebra and by moving him you just paralized him from that vertebra down.
User avatar #36 to #21 - Dropkicksxxx (04/06/2014) [-]
It varies by state, in Pennsylvania you can drive past so long as you have no first response training, or aren't a nurse. If you're caught leaving an accident and have either you can face huge fines or jail time.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Dropkicksxxx (04/06/2014) [-]
Or a witness, I'm pretty sure you can get in trouble if you see it happen and leave.
User avatar #39 to #20 - guiguito (04/06/2014) [-]
I tought it was illegal not to pay for the gas.
User avatar #41 to #19 - Bion ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
"Good Samaritan Law".

But it doesn't always apply. Depends on who you are and where you are. Not sure of the specifics, but I guess it's always safe to just not be a dick.
User avatar #53 to #41 - funbaggy (04/06/2014) [-]
I thought the good Samaritan Law said that if you help someone in like a car accident you are not liable for any injuries that helping them might have caused, like if you pull them form their car because you thought it was going to go up in flames and their back was broken so now they are paraplegic they can't sue you.
User avatar #65 to #53 - Bion ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Maybe that's it. I'm no law student.
User avatar #66 to #41 - majormoron (04/07/2014) [-]
Im not saying you should be a dick, but I just dont think its illegal in US at least
User avatar #61 - ryanhamster (04/06/2014) [-]
The major reason i won't help people etc is because people are sue happy, i don't know what to do in that case, the most i would do is call 911 then bail. I honestly see nothing wrong with this, the guy isnt injured and gets out just fine
User avatar #15 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
To be fair, I've seen people almost get into accidents where I probably would've just kept going. Why the **** should I be late because other people are making mistakes on the road. Me stopping to act as a witness should be a bonus, not an expectation.

That's not to say I'll never stop to give a statement for an accident, it's just that I'll actually have **** to do in my life that isn't considered "my own time" where I don't have time for that ******** .

And no, I don't feel bad for thinking that a phone call to my boss about witnessing an accident is more inconveniencing than any benefit I'd be able to provide by staying. It's not like I'd render any aid, not with all of the whiny, sue happy assholes.
User avatar #38 to #15 - ninjacowboy (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it's US wide, but most places have good samaritan laws that protect people trying to help in emergencies in accidents before police, fire, etc. arrive from those sue happy people. Though, I can see how the time away from things like work can persuade one to keep on going.
User avatar #1 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]

That guy just drove off without paying. What an asshole.
#10 to #1 - deezknuts (04/05/2014) [-]
WTF is up with the comments?   
Nah I got 			****		 to do today
WTF is up with the comments?

Nah I got **** to do today
#44 to #1 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
wow people actually thought you were serious
#55 to #44 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
I think most people thumbing him down is because his joke was incredibly unfunny and he doesn't have the decency to just admit that.
User avatar #58 to #55 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
ive seen much worse and werent anywhere near as fazed as you guys are right now
#2 to #1 - lokiak (04/05/2014) [-]
coulda paid with his card... or prepaid inside. it happens you know.
#3 to #2 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Just take the joke for what it is
User avatar #17 to #3 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
It's a poorly executed joke, just take the criticism for what it is.
#45 to #17 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
really, I reckon the only reason you thought it was 'poorly executed' is because you saw red thumbs next to it. I got the joke straight away and frankly im appalled at how everyones thumbing him down to 			****
really, I reckon the only reason you thought it was 'poorly executed' is because you saw red thumbs next to it. I got the joke straight away and frankly im appalled at how everyones thumbing him down to ****
User avatar #46 to #45 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
The reason actually revolves around the first/second sentences being all in caps and acting as a general, needless overreaction. It would have been much better with just the third sentence.
User avatar #47 to #46 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
you dont think youre being a tad bit critical? this is supposed to be a site where we can all joke and relax, this guys getting hated on for trying to make you laugh. Meanwhile people are getting 30+ thumbs for rolling a picture and writing 'mfw'
User avatar #48 to #47 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
If a joke is terrible, it lessens that experience.

And you're assuming I agree that those comments should get any thumbs at all.
#49 to #48 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
it was not a "terrible" joke.

I thought he was gonna be like what the **** how could he drive off from what just happened, instead he popped in the fact that he didnt seem to pay. caught me off guard, made me smile, then i saw the thumbs, and now im defending him.
User avatar #50 to #49 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
I didn't say it was a terrible joke, I said it was poorly executed.
User avatar #52 to #50 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
"If a joke is terrible, it lessens that experience"
User avatar #54 to #52 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
"It's a poorly executed joke, just take the criticism for what it is."
#59 to #54 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
comment #48 man
#60 to #59 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 to #60 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
When I wrote 'it was not a "terrible" joke', I was refering to comment 48. But anyway whatever, if you cant see youre being a dick for thumbing him down (note, he was only joking) you need to reevaluate yourself
User avatar #63 to #62 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
What makes you think I thumbed him down?
User avatar #64 to #63 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
alright harsh criticism is just as bad
#4 to #3 - lokiak (04/05/2014) [-]
didn't realize it was a joke
User avatar #5 to #4 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]

The guy was too freaked out why what happened, nope'd, and drove off trying to not get involved regardless that he was a witness.
#6 to #5 - lokiak (04/05/2014) [-]
why'd you put the pound sign in front of your conjoined word?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Because you are in a country that doesn't appreciate humour and who's computers mistake an apostrophe as a pound sign
#8 to #7 - lokiak (04/05/2014) [-]
I was talking about the pound sign followed by the jokeexplain conjoined word. Actually, I'm not sure what to call it. Did you miss a space in there?
#9 to #8 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Sorry, my fault. Britfag here

to me the pound sign is whats in the pic. I call the # a hash.
User avatar #40 to #9 - weinerdick (04/06/2014) [-]
It's what I call a tic-tac-toe board
#35 to #9 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
# - this is called sharp
#42 to #35 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
Y'all bitches ain't know **** about the octothorpe
#13 to #5 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
Jesus Chirst. THERE IS ONLY ONE E.
User avatar #16 to #3 - straitedge (04/06/2014) [-]
The thing about jokes is that they're supposed to be funny.
#51 to #3 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
That wasn't even close to being a joke
#14 - Cyraxx ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
He thought he was in GTA
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