My sides are in orbit. . I Anonymous C) 1/ 13/ 14( Mon) 22: 30: 35 No. 526897618 Replies: 2252539835 22525398345 2 Be me gnd grade 2 figure i should in the flop
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My sides are in orbit

I Anonymous C) 1/ 13/ 14( Mon) 22: 30: 35 No. 526897618 Replies: 2252539835 22525398345
2 Be me gnd grade
2 figure i should **** in the floppyhat day
2 might as well gs all out
2 rub my underwear in the **** then stick it an the ceiling
2 do this everyday fed weeks
storms into principal' s office /'NC) I' M ******* TIRED OF THIS **** YOU GO CLEAN IT UP"
2 they decide to check wary hey an the the gnd grade hallway for underwear
2 notsureiftroll. jpeg
ait gets narrowed down to me and three other boys
2 they cant pin it an me
2 tell my mother thejanitor and principal leaked down my pants
2 principal
2 clean slate, SC) start ******** in the floor and throwing underwear again
2 my my ******* name an my underwear
2 she ******* backstabbed me and I have never let her We it down.
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User avatar #4 - megamolester (01/15/2014) [-]
> Be me 2nd grade
> Figure i should **** in the floor that day

i read this and already knew that i was in for a treat
User avatar #27 to #4 - jibb (01/15/2014) [-]
What the **** is up with you guys and ****
User avatar #2 - lusir (01/14/2014) [-]
I was surprised that there were two other people without any underwear on....
#53 to #2 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
It's second grade. We've all gone commando.
User avatar #45 to #2 - baaltomekk (01/15/2014) [-]
#1 - dontquotemeonthis (01/14/2014) [-]
That's not normal
User avatar #12 to #1 - linkalicious ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
>Implying /b/ is normal...
#19 - JimmyRocketfingers (01/15/2014) [-]
I had to reread the first two sentences like five times. The concept of nonchalantly deciding to **** on the floor was escaping me.
User avatar #36 to #19 - MrDeadiron (01/15/2014) [-]
It wasn't even funny it just mad me angry.
User avatar #21 to #19 - RandomAnonGuy (01/15/2014) [-]
I just stared at it for a few seconds before accepting it.
#35 - MrDeadiron (01/15/2014) [-]
I got this summer job as a janitor in the city school system and kids in the summer school program would **** all over the place like this kid. Some kids would wipe their asses on the wall and throw the toilet paper in the toilet. I just don't get why kids are such little cunts.
#7 - pepperman (01/15/2014) [-]
Read the second sentence.
Read the second sentence.
#30 to #7 - subadanus ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
here have more of that guy   
from that show   
that i cant remember   
 its called An Idiot Abroad
here have more of that guy
from that show
that i cant remember

its called An Idiot Abroad
User avatar #39 to #30 - riathewolf (01/15/2014) [-]
Ricky Gervais is his name.
User avatar #8 - scoobi (01/15/2014) [-]
I was locked in the bathroom for 50 minutes in Kindergarten when all the kids went on a field trip. I went to the bathroom and the teacher went somewhere in the school for like coffee or some **** and I was the only one in the kindergarten classroom so I am all alone. I locked the door and went pee but for some reason, I couldn't jiggle the lock so I just waited it out. It got hot in the bathroom so I took everything off and just laid on the cool floor in my underwear and I needed to poop and I wasn't good at using the bathroom and I didn't know what you were supposed to do so I took my underwear off and went to take a **** in the toilet but missed and it landed on the floor. The janitor found the door locked and asked if anyone was in the bathroom, I replied and said my name and my mom came and the janitor unlocked the door and I went home. I actually refused to put on my clothes and so my mom didn't care and drove me home. Worst part was we passed the school bus and a few kids saw me nude sitting in the back seat of my Moms car.
User avatar #23 to #8 - omninickk (01/15/2014) [-]
Something similar happened to me when I was a kid. I went to the toilet when I was in nursery and I got locked in and, if I remember rightly from what my mum said, I was locked in there for like, 6 hours. My mum came to pick me up and they couldn't find me and then after that day, I had a fear of closing the door when I went to the toilet for years. It was a really bad habit and made it difficult for me in public.
#24 to #23 - xxmemosxx (01/15/2014) [-]
Did the same thing but at the airport & ended up climbing under the gap in the door. Took me years to start locking the bathroom door again.
User avatar #15 to #8 - lotengo (01/15/2014) [-]
how do u miss the toilet when u **** ?
User avatar #54 to #15 - scoobi (01/15/2014) [-]
I dont know, ass cheek slipped off or something
#17 to #15 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
I agree, what the **** is wrong with him?
#38 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
>MFW Title
>MFW Title
#46 - fuckinjagerbombs (01/15/2014) [-]
> me 10 years old in public swimming pool.
> dad pretending to be a shark and drag me underneath the water, proceeds to lightly punch me in rib cage.
> dad grabs kid with same swimming trunks and pulls him underneath the water.
> Dad-shark starts punching kid in ribs underwater.
> little child doesn't know what's going on, starts to flail arms wildly and cry.
> dad-shark stares at child blankly and slowly doggy paddles away.
>we Laugh to this very day about dad-sharks escapades
#41 - manirock ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
>Be me 2nd grade
>Total spaz with severe ADHD
>Heading back to class after recess
>A few girls are walking with me
>Decide it's a good idea to whip out my dick
>Direct girls' attention to dick
>Start talking to it
>Girls all blush and run off giggling
>One of them says she's going to tell on me
>Realize what I just did and regret my decision
>It's too late, the damage is done
>Run to nearest locker and hide in it
>Stay there for 5 hours while entire faculty searches for me
>Bell rings
>First grader who owns the locker I'm in comes over and opens it
>We stare at each other for a time
>He starts crying uncontrollably
>Teacher comes over to see what's up
>She grabs me out of the locker and pulls me to the principal's office
>Principal calls a meeting with me, my parents, and the guidance councilor
>Tells me girl's parents are pissed and I could go to jail for sexual harassment
>Girl transfers to different school
>Parents make me wear a nutcup for the next two years to remind me not to flash again
#47 to #41 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
is your name michael?
#51 to #41 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
dude seriously?
dude seriously?
User avatar #6 - mango ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I read the second sentence and knew it was going to be a good story.
User avatar #44 - lloydminster (01/15/2014) [-]
I never did anything crazy like this before, but when I was in elementary school. I would put my left index finger in my nose and leave it there. No picking, no scratching. I would just shove it in there and stare at the teacher. No matter what the activity was, my left index finger was in its special place while my eyes were set on the teacher. Then one day, the teacher finally had enough and sent me to the principal. The principal thought he could intimidate me into stopping by using suspensions and calling my mother but it wasn't going to stop this lil ****** . I looked my principal dead in the eyes and slowly raised both of my index fingers into my nose and sat there. I'm the only student in the history of St. Joseph Elementary School to receive a suspension in grade 1.
User avatar #42 - thebritishguy (01/15/2014) [-]
I remember once at camp I used to scratch my balls so that the teachers would run over and let me off cleaning up the dishes and doing chores because they didn't want my penis hands touching stuff.
#22 - MrMarioman (01/15/2014) [-]
Why would the mom write his name on his underwear?   
 inb4 logical reply which I have never thought about
Why would the mom write his name on his underwear?
inb4 logical reply which I have never thought about
User avatar #34 to #22 - exhaustedheadcase (01/15/2014) [-]
its because he kept losing them
so rather then investigating why her son is coming home without underwear (especially after hearing about how his principal was looking down his pants she just labeled them
#25 to #22 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/15/2014) [-]
my mom used to do it too. its because I had other siblings and she didn't buy underwear that was color coded for each of us she bought the same pair 1 for each child and in order to keep it all equal she would write our initials on them so we would know which belonged to each of us.
#29 to #25 - MrMarioman (01/15/2014) [-]
I'll give you that, but why would the parent write the son's full name on the underwear for example, as the school in the greentext found out the culprit?
User avatar #33 to #29 - badmonkey ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Because she suspected it was him, and indeed it was
#32 to #29 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/15/2014) [-]
maybe she did only write the initials but none of the other kids had the same initials so they just put 2 and 2 together. if not that then I don't know.
#20 - miia ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
they rooted around his ****** underwear looking for a name
#14 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
you know it's gonna be a good greentext when you're loosing it by the fourth line.
you know it's gonna be a good greentext when you're loosing it by the fourth line.
#13 - kubrick (01/15/2014) [-]
Trying not to laugh.

But, **** , that is hilarious.
#50 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
The little asshole deserved to be back stabbed.. seriously, what a dickhead. Also that's just ******* disgusting. I hope that if this is true that little **** got into A LOT of ******* trouble.
User avatar #37 - gharshi (01/15/2014) [-]
>did this for 2 weeks
>10 days of school
>lost 10 pairs of underwear without his mom noticing
I don't think so
User avatar #40 to #37 - riathewolf (01/15/2014) [-]
Judging by how it says "might as well go all out," I don't think he did it everyday.
#18 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
gets the head teacher fired
gets the head teacher fired
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