My potato.. snagged off a YLYL thread, ill remove it if it's been seen within the past month within the top 200. but its chuckleworthy atleast.. Fill ‘Harrell M translation spanish assholes
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User avatar #29 - richardstiffy (02/18/2014) [-]
That feel when your hot spanish teacher tells you anos means anus and you can't help but think of hers.
#30 to #29 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
**dalbahris rolled a random image posted in comment #354834 at Shin Anime Social Board ** this should sum that feeling up nicely.
User avatar #52 to #29 - hudis ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I had a spanish teacher like that too. It was torture. Especially since she insisted on wearing cleavage-showing shirts and semi-short skirts pretty much every ******* day.
#53 to #29 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
I had a hot spanish teacher who's favorite word was sacapuntas, which translates to pencil sharpener.
Damn it I wish we talked about anuses in that class.
User avatar #57 to #29 - dasbrot ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
it's ok. my teacher was hot.
User avatar #36 to #29 - mexicandudeinsd (02/19/2014) [-]
yo tengo burrito para un ano

i wish i had a hot spanish teacher....
i dont even know why im taking spanish if i speak it perfectly...
#37 to #36 - rdobet (02/19/2014) [-]
I just did it for a free A.
User avatar #38 to #37 - mexicandudeinsd (02/19/2014) [-]
you knew spanish before starting the class too?X)
#39 to #38 - rdobet (02/19/2014) [-]
for the most part. Was/am really rusty, but it was still enough to get me through about 2 1/2 years.
User avatar #40 to #39 - mexicandudeinsd (02/19/2014) [-]
im taking AP spanish classes but its easy cause teacher is cool and stuff
but i have an F in the class cause i been lazy this semester cause im kinda stressed and stuff in life haha i have 0.0% but imma turn in my work tomorrow
#42 to #40 - rdobet (02/19/2014) [-]
My favorite was my first year teacher who literally just did not give a ****
We had no homework ever
kinda sucked for others though since he didn't really ever teach and his "grading" was basically throwing random numbers onto a paper.

Meanwhile for the Hispanic kids in the class, he just gave us all A's without us even doing **** .
I once got a 100 while skipping 3 questions and putting gibberish for two others.
User avatar #43 to #42 - mexicandudeinsd (02/19/2014) [-]

eins zwei drei vier funf sieg heil hahaha

User avatar #65 to #29 - theblondefetus (02/19/2014) [-]
My spanish teacher was a flamboyant homosexual man

I had a similar problem
User avatar #35 - Zydratejunkie ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Mi papá tiene 47 anos = My dad has 47 assholes
User avatar #76 to #35 - matrixone (02/19/2014) [-]
And they're all his children
User avatar #41 to #35 - spateeter (02/19/2014) [-]
Mi papa tiene 47 ańos= my potato is 47 years old
User avatar #44 to #41 - dalbahris [OP](02/19/2014) [-]
mi anos tiene 47 papas= my anus has 47 potatos?
User avatar #64 to #44 - pleebnutbubber (02/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - churrundo (02/19/2014) [-]
Also, in spanish you are not your age. You have it.
#56 to #50 - whycantibefunny (02/19/2014) [-]
Same in French you dont say "i am", you say "i have __ years"
I think its cool
User avatar #60 to #56 - chuckstein (02/19/2014) [-]
Same in Italian.
User avatar #63 to #60 - macacobr (02/19/2014) [-]
And in portuguese.
User avatar #67 to #63 - cheeky (02/19/2014) [-]
Psst Romance languages
User avatar #68 to #67 - macacobr (02/19/2014) [-]
Todas belíssimas.
User avatar #70 to #1 - twi (02/19/2014) [-]
what kinda snake is that its neat
User avatar #2 to #1 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
that was my reaction when i first read it. except i was drinking beer so it just kinda spilled all over me.
not my finest moment shockingly enough.
User avatar #6 to #2 - grarl ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
You turned into a snake and had beer spill all over you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
that never happens to you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - grarl ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Not really, I tend to turn into a penguin and drop the beer since no hands... I live in a very cold place, eh?
User avatar #9 to #8 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
damn. atleast you get a fancy tuxedo! canadian eh? me too!
User avatar #10 to #9 - grarl ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's a pain though if you're trying to drink beer though, as long as it's not that watered down American stuff. Cool, I'm near Edmonton
User avatar #11 to #10 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
oh hell no. american beer is piss with worse flavoring. German, Belgian or Canadian are my top 3. But really any beer from the UK is great. Smithwicks is the bomb if ya like rickards red. its even better!
nice, im near Kelowna
User avatar #12 to #11 - grarl ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I'll have to try it, thanks for the suggestion. I heard that's a nice place to live, rather mild compared to most other places in Canada
User avatar #13 to #12 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
and if you like Guinness, mix those two together. its called a black and tan. my god its orgasmic.
yeah its nott bad. cold winters but not that awful compared to alberta
User avatar #14 to #13 - grarl ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Hmmm, I'm going to the UK and area in a few months, should see how much different fresh brew is maybe... I'm glad I love the cold, where I live is just perfect, summers are a little to warm for me though.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
if you're going to london at all, make sure you visit the slums. its really fun! and portabello road. so cool.
and if you're in scotland, try and visit the edradour distillery. its small, but my god it was my favorite part. plus the whiskey is so good!! im a fan of summer, booze on the beach
User avatar #16 to #15 - grarl ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the tips, I'll have to check them out, I'm staying there for at least a month so I have plenty of time. The only thing I miss about summer is the swimming in non frozen lakes, could still go to the hot springs
User avatar #17 to #16 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
awesome! i went there with my fan when i just turned 18, thankfully thats legal age. been 3 years and i need to go back more then i can explain. its just a different way of life over there it feels. i miss the babes in bikinis and short shorts
User avatar #18 to #17 - grarl ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just hope I don't offend anyone while I'm there... That is nice, but also cuddling with hot chocolate next to the fire is also great
User avatar #19 to #18 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
just say you're canadian, they love us there! yeah, but i aint got no woman to cuddle. but i do have two cats, and an unusual supply of booze most times.
User avatar #20 to #19 - grarl ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I told my friend whom I'm visiting there that I'm going to do a cheezy Canadian accent whenever we go out in public, needless to say she was less than ecstatic... I feel for you man
User avatar #21 to #20 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
hahaha, dont worry, we have an accent already, just make sure you say aboot. need me a scottish woman. redheads are the **** .
User avatar #22 to #21 - grarl ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I'll throw in an "eh?" or two every now and then too. I really have no preference...
#32 - ellina (02/19/2014) [-]
Is this true potato?
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User avatar #34 to #32 - dalbahris [OP](02/19/2014) [-]
apparently im a ******* retard who cant type. but yes, it is true potato.
User avatar #46 - mistlarousse (02/19/2014) [-]
Spanish is awesome
papá is dad, papa is potato, and Papa (capitalized) is Pope.
User avatar #71 to #46 - infectionslaugh (02/19/2014) [-]
This one is better:

Como: comparision
Cómo: interrogative
Como: eat

Oh Spanish, you are a beautiful language!
User avatar #48 to #46 - dalbahris [OP](02/19/2014) [-]
man, i should brush up on mine. its been too long.
Thanks for the lesson!
#3 - anon (02/18/2014) [-]
mal, es patata
#5 to #3 - samcou (02/18/2014) [-]
Papas fritas = Fries
Guys... we missed a pretty huge fries sale
User avatar #23 to #3 - kievaughnb (02/18/2014) [-]
patata en espana
papa en mexico
User avatar #45 to #23 - zahuizima (02/19/2014) [-]
resto del mundo=tomate
area metropolitana=jitomate
User avatar #54 to #45 - bluelightbebop (02/19/2014) [-]
No seas wey, El tomate es el verde, el que tienes que pelar y queda pegajocito. Con el que se hace la salsa verde, pues.

El otro es el Jitomate que todos conocen.

Do your research, and stay true in this journey full of wonders.
#81 to #54 - zahuizima (02/20/2014) [-]
search tomate in google then DEAL WITH IT!
#82 to #81 - bluelightbebop (02/20/2014) [-]
Mexicanismos Históricos, mi ignorante amigo.   

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User avatar #80 to #54 - zahuizima (02/20/2014) [-]
se me hace muy estupido que le llamen jitomate si en el resto de la republica y el mundo le dicen tomate!
#83 to #80 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
A mi se me hace mas estupido que escribas sin conocer el significado de cada uno...

Sobre el nombre de esta hortaliza tanto tomate como jitomate son correctos. Tomate deriva del vocablo náhuatl tómatl. Jitomate a su vez proviene de xictomatl. En sentido estricto jitomate solo debe utilizarse para hablar de variedades de tomates grandes, rojos y que presentan una especie de ombligo.
User avatar #47 to #45 - kievaughnb (02/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - latadam ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Ever heard "Papas, patatas..."? Same as "tomato,tomatoe..."
User avatar #24 to #3 - dalokan (02/18/2014) [-]
Calla mierda.

Es papa
#61 to #24 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
ea ea ea el sudaca se cabrea... vuelve al arbol
#62 - fooyaka (02/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #62 - kalima (02/19/2014) [-]
Still good.
#73 to #62 - privilege (02/19/2014) [-]
If... only you post that long ago, you would have lot of thumbs!
#55 - endface ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #55 - itemexchange (02/19/2014) [-]
catbug looks like he is now contemplating everything hes ever seen
#25 - jasonseagull (02/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #25 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
sauce bro? seems amusing.
User avatar #27 to #26 - jasonseagull (02/18/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I just saved it from a comment from a while ago
User avatar #28 to #27 - dalbahris [OP](02/18/2014) [-]
awh okay. thumbed anyhow
#49 - reinbowxdash (02/19/2014) [-]
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#58 - CelticFan (02/19/2014) [-]
**CelticFan rolled a random image posted in comment #607168 at Friendly ** my potato
#59 to #58 - EternalBlackFlame (02/19/2014) [-]
Thumb for Shiro.
#51 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
No, I think that says repost.
User avatar #75 - nignacio (02/19/2014) [-]
"Te voy a coger!"
In Spain: I'm gonna catch you!
In Latin America: I'm gonna **** you!
User avatar #77 to #75 - dalbahris [OP](02/19/2014) [-]
why not both?
#74 - zuripanto (02/19/2014) [-]
i like potatoes
User avatar #72 - donatelo ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
i like the content..but im started to get tired of fake will ferrels face
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