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#97 - bbarkz (03/31/2014) [-]
**bbarkz rolled image** their face when they come home
**bbarkz rolled image** their face when they come home
#168 to #97 - pistro (03/31/2014) [-]
That 			****		 gone insane
That **** gone insane
#215 to #97 - newdevyx (03/31/2014) [-]
Jebus Christ wot the 			****		?
Jebus Christ wot the **** ?
#39 - rockergamer (03/30/2014) [-]
>dog must have been chained up for more than a few days
>meaning that people probably saw the thing or at least heard it barking
>an entire FAMILY thought this was the right thing to do
>able to afford to go on vacation, but not able to afford a dog sitter
>OP not telling us the family got in some serious trouble
>OP not salting their yard
>OP not giving us their address or at least giving it to 4chan
>2 different watermarks
>a properly used confession bear
>what's this world coming to?
User avatar #42 to #39 - thebaseballexpert (03/30/2014) [-]
salting a yard?
User avatar #45 to #42 - rockergamer (03/30/2014) [-]
kills that grass, man
#46 to #45 - thebaseballexpert (03/30/2014) [-]
what is "grass"
User avatar #51 to #46 - badmotorfinger (03/30/2014) [-]
Arizona mentioned, swell with pride
User avatar #52 to #51 - thebaseballexpert (03/30/2014) [-]
stop being proud... theres nothing to be proud about in our state
User avatar #94 to #52 - Darianvincent ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Sure there is! You have...Um..Rocks and it's pretty hot...Uhh there's lots of Native Americans I guess. If that's a plus You don't have to buy winter clothes either so there's that too.
User avatar #96 to #94 - thebaseballexpert (03/31/2014) [-]
it's not a plus
User avatar #282 to #51 - chimpaflimp (03/31/2014) [-]
*cacti
User avatar #49 to #46 - rockergamer (03/30/2014) [-]
this super cool green stuff on the ground
User avatar #126 to #39 - AdamBaum (03/31/2014) [-]
Do you think someone would go on the internet and lie
#184 to #39 - anon (03/31/2014) [-]
>OP not giving address to 4chan.

You are cancer.
User avatar #69 to #39 - zekeon (03/31/2014) [-]
You don't salt a yard, you put sugar in it.

That way they get a bug infestation.
#201 to #69 - inomgod (03/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #298 to #201 - zekeon (03/31/2014) [-]
Because bugs don't like salt.
#198 - anon (03/31/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #202 to #198 - revengeforfreeze (03/31/2014) [-]
Hahahhaa relevant
#216 to #198 - captainfluffs (03/31/2014) [-]
Boiled Creme Treat
#270 to #216 - anon (03/31/2014) [-]
That actually made me laugh a bit.

I'm surprised no one did a "wrong" version of that sooner.
User avatar #226 - azraelthemage (03/31/2014) [-]
Who do you think you are? The Wet Bandits from Home Alone?
#154 - rhaul (03/31/2014) [-]
> Be kid
> Family gets to go on awesome vacation, but can't bring my dog
> Ask trusted friend of family to take care of dog for us while we're away
> Make sure he'll walk it and get it plenty of food and water
> Friend dies of heart attack while we're away, luckily somebody saved our dog
> However some asshole flooded our entire house for no apparent reason
> MFW
User avatar #159 to #154 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
How do you explain the cuts from the collar?
User avatar #181 to #159 - cumbersome (03/31/2014) [-]
The dog being chained up tried to pull the chain out of the wall in order to escape. The collar cut into its neck from being pulled on repeatedly
#171 to #159 - rhaul (03/31/2014) [-]
If the dog were chained up without food for an extended period of time, it would eventually try frantically to escape the chain to find food, which would cause the collar to cut into the skin simply because it was pulling so hard and rubbing around. My point is that if this story is true the person made assumptions and jumped to conclusions like an idiot.
User avatar #172 to #171 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Yes he did but we shouldn't assume the owners did nothing wrong.
Besides, there was a house near my grandma where the owner died and his little dog was stuck in the garden but he lived there for 2 years because people were bringning him food.
#173 to #172 - rhaul (03/31/2014) [-]
You're right, we shouldn't assume that they did nothing wrong. But we shouldn't assume they did either. And in this story the guy flooded a house based on an assumption. Which is ******* stupid.
#182 to #173 - urapooper (03/31/2014) [-]
remember kids to assume is to make an ass of u and me. I forget wherer that's from but that quote really stuck with me for awhile now.
User avatar #190 to #173 - zaiopeperse (03/31/2014) [-]
I'd say with everything that was bad about the dog, the assumption was a very okay one to make
#229 to #172 - lanfearandthecup (03/31/2014) [-]
i do believe you missed the point of this

<pic unrelated, i just want to use it more
#259 to #154 - dontmindmeplz (03/31/2014) [-]
Friend dies of heart attack but nobody finds out that he was dogsitting?

What's more likely - the dogsitter dying and nobody checking in on the dog instead or some asshole family forgetting about their dog?
#99 - teufelhunden (03/31/2014) [-]
Vigilante Justice.... The best kind of justice.
#141 to #99 - Orc (03/31/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** He's good at getting his ass kicked. He should call himself &quot;Ass Kick&quot; instead. Haha!
**Orc rolled image** He's good at getting his ass kicked. He should call himself "Ass Kick" instead. Haha!
#206 - thedippestofshits ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
ah yes, the lesser known, yet popularity gaining "illegal **** i'm actually pretty ******* proud of but can't share in real life" bear.

#255 to #206 - missing (03/31/2014) [-]
"illegal **** I didn't do but off which i'm actually pretty ******* proud of but can't share in real life" bear*
User avatar #1 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
Cool story, but it doesn't work in confession bear.
Still +1
#3 to #1 - axtech ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty long for a meme, but man, **** those owners
#2 to #1 - hakuna (03/30/2014) [-]
It's a confession, bitch
-5
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#5 to #4 - hakuna (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I didn't know the definition of a confession was to regret the action commited.

"A formal statement admitting that one is guilty of a crime" - www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/confession
I would say that the meme is used correctly in this context.
-5
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#107 - invshika (03/31/2014) [-]
**invshika rolled image** 8gog
**invshika rolled image** 8gog
User avatar #26 - howunexpected (03/30/2014) [-]
As you have no doubt heard "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
Also I have experienced on more than one occasion where people will lie about things like animal abuse and the like just to get their neighbours prosecuted. We live next to a family that got the old owners arrested because they didn't like them, by putting a cat in a cage on the back deck when the previous owners were on vacation then calling the authorities.
User avatar #30 to #26 - unusualember (03/30/2014) [-]
Jesus **** that's horrible.
User avatar #31 to #30 - howunexpected (03/30/2014) [-]
They were called in to court a few weeks ago because there was proof that they planted the cat there. Thats how I know they lied about the cat at all
User avatar #32 to #31 - unusualember (03/30/2014) [-]
Still who the **** would purposefully frame a person for animal abuse just because they don't like them? That ****** like being accused of rape, even if you're proven innocent some people still look at you funny.
User avatar #33 to #32 - howunexpected (03/30/2014) [-]
Its quite equivalent to false rape accusations in that regard.
#257 - keybladewarrior (03/31/2014) [-]
&gt;Vacation   
&gt;Can't bring dog because resort won't allow it.   
&gt;PoorScoobs.pdf   
&gt;On vacation for a while   
&gt;Worry sick for my friend   
&gt;Extended vacation time   
&gt;Uh ohes   
&gt;Finally come back   
&gt;House flooded to 			****		   
&gt;Dog gone   
&gt;Neighbor chained up my dog like a slave   
MFW it could of been avoid if I had State Farm.
>Vacation
>Can't bring dog because resort won't allow it.
>PoorScoobs.pdf
>On vacation for a while
>Worry sick for my friend
>Extended vacation time
>Uh ohes
>Finally come back
>House flooded to ****
>Dog gone
>Neighbor chained up my dog like a slave
MFW it could of been avoid if I had State Farm.
User avatar #285 to #257 - acemcgunner (03/31/2014) [-]
that gif.
User avatar #272 to #257 - agreatusername (03/31/2014) [-]
The neighbors didn't chain up the dog, the owners did. The neighbors just reported and made a statement on it.
#269 - anon (03/31/2014) [-]
Just a thought, what if they had asked a friend to look at the dog/ hired a dog sitter.... and the prick never did his job or bailed and the family is not to blame and never knew? Not saying it happened but its possible...
#246 - PArmageddon loaded (03/31/2014) [-]
Stealing ideas I see. . .
#235 - merrymarvelite (03/31/2014) [-]
Also these are getting longer.
Also these are getting longer.
User avatar #91 - friendlyanon (03/31/2014) [-]
You did well.
User avatar #87 - commanderbunbun (03/31/2014) [-]
why is the bear frowning? it should be snickering like the evil genius it is
#191 - cazabrow ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
&quot;My goddamn hero&quot;   
   
Better repost his content to show him my respect.
"My goddamn hero"

Better repost his content to show him my respect.
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