My girl friends face when i ask for BJ. so i tried to force my GF to give me a Blow job. . . . . . . . . . . . . lets just say it did not go as planed.. Happens to me too. Always when I ask my girlfriend for a BJ she smashes 15 bricks with her bare face.
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User avatar #1 - cloooud (10/27/2013) [-]
Happens to me too.
Always when I ask my girlfriend for a BJ she ******* smashes 15 bricks with her bare face.
#2 to #1 - warofdawn (10/27/2013) [-]
i know its sarcasm but your comment made me laugh
User avatar #3 to #2 - cloooud (10/27/2013) [-]
who said it was sarcasm
User avatar #6 - tombobbusama (10/27/2013) [-]
haha. Yeah, when I ask my gf for a bj she says "oh bobbusama, you silly ******* ! I dont exist!"
Then we both laugh while eating a bucket of ice cream to numb the pain.
#29 to #6 - anon (10/28/2013) [-]
alcohol helps too

thats what im doing now

#4 - ohayougozaimasu (10/27/2013) [-]
is...is she all right?
#12 - frienderman (10/27/2013) [-]
"so i tried to force my GF to give me a Blow job"   
   
I believe that's called rape, good sir.
"so i tried to force my GF to give me a Blow job"

I believe that's called rape, good sir.
User avatar #11 - klick ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
lol, you need to find a girl who likes giving head.
User avatar #15 to #11 - agrofenlas (10/27/2013) [-]
There are more of them then people think.
User avatar #16 to #15 - klick ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
oh I know, trust me. I wouldn't suggest it if it was hard to find
User avatar #30 to #11 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, I'd love to give someone head.
User avatar #20 to #11 - alreadyexiststho (10/28/2013) [-]
Maybe she needs to find a guy who won't force a blow job on her.

That said, I do think girls/guys who wont go down on their significant others are assholes. However, there is not one situation where forcing someone into a sexual act is okay.
User avatar #21 to #20 - klick ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Personally, I don't think guys or girls who don't like to preform oral sex are assholes. Everyone is different, some people don't enjoy it and that's okay.
THAT being said, I think people who won't preform oral sex, BUT expect their partners to preform it on them are assholes.
User avatar #22 to #21 - alreadyexiststho (10/28/2013) [-]
Youre right. Thats what I meant, but I just phrased it wrong cause I'm an idiot.
User avatar #24 to #20 - oodlesandoodles (10/28/2013) [-]
>when I ask for a blow job
>force a blow job

Yeah, ok
User avatar #26 to #24 - alreadyexiststho (10/28/2013) [-]
read the description.
#28 to #26 - oodlesandoodles (10/28/2013) [-]
Contradictions!!!!
User avatar #7 - maggotarms (10/27/2013) [-]
whenever i ask my girlfriend for one she calls the police and asks me to leave the store
#5 - areyouhammeredbro (10/27/2013) [-]
All of your girl     friends do this?
All of your girl friends do this?
#8 - niggernazi (10/27/2013) [-]
she could suck my dick all day long if you know what i mean
#10 to #8 - dickthebutt (10/27/2013) [-]
Dude, you do this on purpose dont you?
User avatar #25 to #8 - chickenfarting (10/28/2013) [-]
No I don't know what you mean, could you explain it to me again
#27 to #8 - Lateralism (10/28/2013) [-]
So how is 8th grade?
#23 to #8 - ronyx (10/28/2013) [-]
I been waiting for years to use this.
#9 to #8 - umppis (10/27/2013) [-]
you already suck your moms dick all day long
#14 to #8 - ronnorc (10/27/2013) [-]
Im starting to find you marginally funny, if only because you're saying such stupid 			****		.
Im starting to find you marginally funny, if only because you're saying such stupid **** .
#17 to #14 - derpwolf ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Where is that from?
Where is that from?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ronnorc (10/28/2013) [-]
I picked it up on this site. Its from the CG transformers show that aired/may still be airing on The HUB, but if you're asking for an episode name I can't help you there.
#19 to #18 - derpwolf ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Thank you, good sir!
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