My current state. .. I have the opposite problem. Almost anything I say gets turned into a dirty joke. Once or twice is funny, but every other word for four hours? Man, can we just
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User avatar #12 to #5 - buttholee (05/03/2014) [-]
I started watching HIMYM a little while ago, since my friends all said it was good. So, naturally, I watched 8 seasons on netflix over a couple of weeks. Now, I have to wait probably 'till September to watch the final season. Well, **** .
User avatar #39 to #5 - pyrotechnics (05/03/2014) [-]
I know that feeling pretty well with a few shows, but it always gives you something to look forward to each week.

Except when the season ends, then all hope is lost
User avatar #49 to #39 - amusingusername (05/03/2014) [-]
It's even worse when the series ends...

"Now what?"
#41 to #5 - mookiez (05/03/2014) [-]
The 100, This show is ******* awesome.
#19 to #5 - neefew (05/03/2014) [-]
That has happened to me with Adventure time and my little pony and it's so annoying
#21 to #19 - iamwhite (05/03/2014) [-]
so your'e a 12 year old tranny?
#22 to #21 - neefew (05/03/2014) [-]
I thought this might happen if I said "MY LITTLE PONY"
I thought this might happen if I said "MY LITTLE PONY"
#23 to #22 - iamwhite (05/03/2014) [-]
i thought this might happen if i insulted a 12 year old tranny
i thought this might happen if i insulted a 12 year old tranny
#25 to #23 - neefew (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh no. I've been insulted by someone on the internet, Ahhh!! Now I have to kill myself. Bye forever  In case your retarded brain can't understand this, I'm being sarcastic
Oh no. I've been insulted by someone on the internet, Ahhh!! Now I have to kill myself. Bye forever In case your retarded brain can't understand this, I'm being sarcastic
#1 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I have the opposite problem. Almost anything I say gets turned into a dirty joke. Once or twice is funny, but every other word for four hours? Man, can we just play Dungeons & Dragons already or are you going to keep spending imaginary money on nonexistent booze?
#7 to #1 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
Only four hours?
I can only imagine how much you'll hate work once you get a real job.
#15 to #7 - secrettaker (05/03/2014) [-]
Except nobody is paying him to play a game, that is for hours of his own free time.

User avatar #8 to #1 - thesovereigngrave (05/03/2014) [-]
Four hours? Damn, if creating your characters is that bad I can't imagine what actually playing must be like.
User avatar #26 to #1 - satansferret (05/03/2014) [-]
Roll a private disguise/spot check the next time they try to hook up with someone. If they fail force them to role play a sexual encounter with a cross dresser.
User avatar #27 to #1 - buddhadom ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
"play Dungeons & Dragons"? More like playing with some pussy! HAHAHA

I don't even know if I tried but if I did, it was not enough.
User avatar #45 to #1 - gaytard (05/03/2014) [-]
well that is because your a boring faggot
User avatar #28 to #1 - squiresparkle (05/03/2014) [-]
Are you in my D&D group? Because I swear to god if I hear one more "great cleavage" joke I may have to kill someone
User avatar #29 to #28 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
That one hasn't come up. Last night though was actually pretty good. One of our players was absent and the conversation IQ shot up about a hundred points. Turns out when you get rid of the guy who is obsessed with fart jokes, things improve. Who would have thought?
User avatar #30 to #29 - squiresparkle (05/03/2014) [-]
Ah ya see, that person in our group... Is the DM who owns all the books

ALL THE BOOKS
User avatar #31 to #30 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh god, I am so, so sorry.
User avatar #2 to #1 - yurivw (05/03/2014) [-]
I know your feels
User avatar #9 to #1 - ratytang (05/03/2014) [-]
Four hours, more like whore hours ya with me? hahahahha
User avatar #3 - Maroon (05/03/2014) [-]
I used to work in a shipping warehouse. You know that post with the box where part of it is covered by a sticker so it says "slide gently up ass"? Well, I got one similar to that in my area. I laughed myself to tears. My supervisor showed up to find me on my hands and knees barely breathing and pointing at the box. I don't know how he didn't find it humorous. It's like you have to get a humor reduction surgery to get promoted in that place, I swear.
User avatar #13 - nevergetsdubs (05/03/2014) [-]
Mechanics,
We screw, We nut, We bolt
#59 to #10 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
May you have as many dicks in your ass as you had in Joe Jacks mouth, which was 40.
User avatar #20 to #10 - majormayor (05/03/2014) [-]
I remember that episode.
#32 to #20 - roneffinswanson (05/03/2014) [-]
That's what Enrique's wife said!
User avatar #17 - anthonyh (05/03/2014) [-]
I work for the state bureau of forestry, so I'm in the woods for about 8 hours a day with anywhere from 2-4 other guys aged 23-30. Even if something is mildly suggestive, someone will comment on it.
#37 to #17 - Xyhpon (05/03/2014) [-]
I work for a conservation corps. Its pretty much the same thing, except with 7 other guys. There were more dirty jokes than normal conversation.
User avatar #61 to #37 - anthonyh (05/04/2014) [-]
I know that feel bro.
User avatar #33 - hasanaat (05/03/2014) [-]
This is a bad thing?
User avatar #51 to #33 - manofbacontits (05/03/2014) [-]
< ^
IKR? bacon and tits will never go out of style!
User avatar #40 - youhei (05/03/2014) [-]
i'm guessing a mechanic or machinst
User avatar #52 to #40 - ieatpaste (05/03/2014) [-]
machinistsrule
User avatar #44 to #40 - earlploddington (05/03/2014) [-]
No she's a sexworker
User avatar #36 - Zyklone (05/03/2014) [-]
Pgggbhhhhh

Do it anyways bitch.

bring them to your level. OR make educated immature jokes.
User avatar #11 - Jewssassin (05/03/2014) [-]
You a mechanic? I work at a Toyota dealership, and I work with some of the most immature assholes all day and its awesome. Its no holds bar at my place.
Hell, even at my school we are making sex jokes. Transmissions classes was so much fun
User avatar #16 to #11 - riddles (05/03/2014) [-]
Dude thats nothing i just finished my course in HD mechanics one of the guys in my class almost slept with a tranny we had an hour of making fun of him during class
User avatar #53 to #16 - Jewssassin (05/03/2014) [-]
At my work, that guy would never live it down. Ever. We saw a picture of one of our techs in a bed with another guy. They wernt actually do anything gay, but they were basically spooning and we make fun of him because he dresses kinda gay a lot, so he will definitely never live that down.
#24 to #16 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
Tranny is a slur. Would you call a gay guy faggot? Or call some random black guy on the street ****** ?
User avatar #38 to #24 - hyeroshi (05/03/2014) [-]
You get bonus points if you call them ************ .
User avatar #35 to #24 - wolfypolli (05/03/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #60 to #24 - riddles (05/04/2014) [-]
yea what they said i deff would
#42 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
Mature and professional.

You mean stuck up with no sense of humor?
User avatar #50 to #42 - manofbacontits (05/03/2014) [-]
i never understood why people would do that. why? it's a joke all the same, why limit what you laugh at if it hurts no one?
#43 to #42 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
Nope, looks like they left the dick & fart jokes behind them in high school. Don't worry though, plenty of people your age still like Dane Cook.
#46 to #43 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
"Welp, I'm 16 now, let's stop lauging at this joke because i'm mature now."
If you still get enjoyment out of something why would you stop laughing at it just because your older.

I'm probably missing what your saying, but I just don't get why humor is bound to age. And I really can stand people that tell you to 'grow up' just because you laugh at certain things.

Also, who is Dane Cook?
#47 to #46 - fourchinsbrah (05/03/2014) [-]
**fourchinsbrah rolled image**
ITT : samefig has a meaningless converstaion
>mfw
#48 to #47 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
Or it's actually two anons talking to eachother. Believe whichever you will.

-Anon from #42 and #46
#4 - blueboysixnine (05/03/2014) [-]
Aw man, I had a co-worker that was pretty baller. we would joke about heaps of **** like lubricating shafts and other work related stuff to child molestation and other romance things. We even had this thing where a song comes on the radio, and we each speak a line of the song back and forth as if it were a conversation. Unfortunately he had to leave a few months ago because we didn't have enough work coming through to keep everyone on. We still hang out sometimes though, but work isn't as fun
#6 to #4 - youxbarstard (05/03/2014) [-]
At work the radio is always on this station called coast, it's mostly music from the 50's to the 80's and one of the adverts ends with the line "yeah you just can't beat the mad butchers meat".
I'm the only one that laughs.
#58 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
*roll image*
#57 - weirddark (05/03/2014) [-]
I know the feeling.
#56 - bannon (05/03/2014) [-]
As an engineer, I approve of this message
As an engineer, I approve of this message
#55 - WheresMyAccount (05/03/2014) [-]
Glorious machinist/mechanical master race
User avatar #54 - fifteensecondchug (05/03/2014) [-]
are you in construction? this is seriously my problem
User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (05/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't want to live in that kind of world
#14 - schmidtycent (05/03/2014) [-]
Mechanic? Millwright?
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