My cat runs away when I sneeze. . when u sneeze in from of your pet they look like you' just offended their great ancestors
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#7 - spidurman (07/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - icameheretotroll (07/29/2014) [-]
It's cause blowing towards cats is a sign of aggression
User avatar #19 to #1 - iamundecided (07/30/2014) [-]
Do you know if the same thing happens for dogs?
I blew at my dog's nose repeatedly and she snapped at me.
User avatar #2 to #1 - raidaltamimi (07/29/2014) [-]
What about 'Blowing' a cat ?
#8 to #2 - omnomnomno (07/29/2014) [-]
Then you just end up with a hook in your mouth.
User avatar #6 to #2 - Ashtaroth (07/29/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you don't know why it is that cats scream while mating. You'd probably be equally well off rubberbanding 6 fishhooks to each other and treating the result like a lollypop. At least then it would only be your mouth that gets wrecked.
#3 to #2 - skullball (07/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #2 - rdnyan (07/29/2014) [-]
A sign of "you are a sick **** "
#17 - DerektheAsian (07/30/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about my great ancestors, you Imperial Scum? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Thieves Guild, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dark Brotherhood, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top assassin in the entire province of Elsweyr. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Nirn, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of assassins across Tamriel and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the College of Winterhold and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #4 - helion (07/29/2014) [-]
i remember walking my frenchie puppy one day trying to get him to not stop every 2 ******* steps and suddenly i had the urge to sneeze my bowels out, and the sneeze hit with the force 15 enraged elephants mothers on steroids that just found out their baby was taken from them, and he looked at me in such shock and horror and for the rest of the walk he followed me in my heels the entire time

good times
#9 to #4 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
I was walking my chihuahua in Alaska and sneezed him all the way to Mexico.
#15 - hitbyadriveby (07/30/2014) [-]
what is with all the cat posts today guise?
what is with all the cat posts today guise?
User avatar #11 - dropdeadbiotch (07/30/2014) [-]
My dog licks my face when I sneeze. I'm allergic to him so I sneeze again. dogs are awesome
#16 - weirddark ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
#14 - pheonix667 (07/30/2014) [-]
looks like it has jamie facial hair
User avatar #13 - nurucio (07/30/2014) [-]
Whenever I sneeze my cat yells and chitters at me. Does this even if I fake sneeze as well. Super funny if I'm bored or felling crappy and I sneeze for real she jumps on me.
#12 - dergon (07/30/2014) [-]
Was at friends house, went to kitchen to look for snacks. Found the family cat, eating peacefully. I get the most mindblowing sneeze I've ever let out. The cat didn't know I was there up until that moment. In one smooth wtf moment, he turns, looks at me as if I would be the spaghetti monster runs in circles a couple of times before jumping towards the window (Which is halfway open). Crashes its head into the glass and plonks down on the garden.
Had to take a moment to replay it in my head before initiating sadistic laugh
User avatar #10 - chuckbillrow (07/30/2014) [-]
when my dogs were puppies when ever someone sneezed they would run up to that person as fast as they could and occasionally jump on them
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