My biggest fear. I guess they had a bit of a hard time breaking in They shouldn't bust a nut trying to rob places Why are they acting like such dicks? i am osam

My biggest fear

My biggest fear. I guess they had a bit of a hard time breaking in They shouldn't bust a nut trying to rob places Why are they acting like such dicks? i am osam

I guess they had a bit of a hard time breaking in
They shouldn't bust a nut trying to rob places
Why are they acting like such dicks?
i am osama bin laden

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Another one from me.
I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever.
Myzing in bed around
at end of bed, girlfriend stroking my dick under the covers
Leight up an El Jefe
Cooments later, dog does his "Something in the yard" growl
Tthink it' s a deer
of bed. buck naked with a cock
out onto back deck
Nnothing in the yard
Mthree punks fiddling with basement door
look up
see me
Trainning, smoking a cigar, nude, erect dick, holding a 91/ 30 with the bayonet fixed
hee into the night
Knever had anyone tryto break in
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#1 - ragdollomg (10/06/2013) [-]
nice green text OP.   
 but those puns....
nice green text OP.

but those puns....
User avatar #29 to #1 - stumphyjr (10/07/2013) [-]
Sauce on this beautiful gif?
User avatar #54 to #29 - Deception ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
wildest cop show on E
User avatar #27 - ericbeagles (10/07/2013) [-]
How have people never seen this
User avatar #45 to #27 - blackwargreymon (10/07/2013) [-]
By not going into his yard.
#10 - coshocker has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #10 - butterisgood (10/06/2013) [-]
Uhh, this is kind of nudity, so, you should delete this if you don't wanna get banned, because some fag is gonna flag it, just sayin
#13 to #12 - coshocker (10/06/2013) [-]
I thought so... As much as I want everyone to laugh, it's not worth a ban.

I tried.
User avatar #14 to #13 - butterisgood (10/06/2013) [-]
Two people thumbed it, and i laughed too, so it's not all bad!
User avatar #22 to #13 - theawesomeguy (10/06/2013) [-]
Post it in **** I wanna see it

User avatar #6 - arreatface (10/06/2013) [-]
#52 - lovecranes (10/07/2013) [-]
Haha! I was laughing so hard! It was actually pretty funny. I can totally imagine this.
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#51 to #21 - princesslilian (10/07/2013) [-]
mostly everyone on /k/ has one

they worship it because they are mostly poor.

mine was $75

why do you think they would pretend?
#25 to #21 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
Everyone probably does, they're like 100 bucks.
#26 to #25 - kennyh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #36 to #26 - marlton (10/07/2013) [-]
My Mosin cost $70 because the broken stock. It did have a bayonet though
#28 to #26 - kylerogers (10/07/2013) [-]
I got one a month ago at Big 5 by my house for like 90 before tax
#31 to #28 - kennyh has deleted their comment [-]
#32 to #31 - kylerogers (10/07/2013) [-]
m91/30's come with bayonets and I was referring to your comment where you said no to the anon saying they're like 100 bucks
#35 to #32 - kennyh has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #35 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you? They are literally no more than $130 AT MOST. You need to learn to shop around.
#56 to #49 - kylerogers (10/08/2013) [-]
You know you won an argument when they delete all of their comments
User avatar #50 to #35 - diblie (10/07/2013) [-]
I paid $160 for a Tula 1928 Hex receiver with a near perfect bore 2 months ago. Mosin stocks cost anywhere from $15-$60 ( You have no idea what you're talking about.
#2 - admiralfapbar (10/06/2013) [-]
girlfriend? sure...
girlfriend? sure...
User avatar #8 to #2 - marlton (10/06/2013) [-]
He got her with the Mosin
User avatar #20 to #2 - thedungeonmaster (10/06/2013) [-]
Yeah just cause you can't get one doesn't mean others here can't..
User avatar #3 to #2 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
People can obtain a girlfriend.

Even with some of the people here on FJ it`s still not hard.
User avatar #7 to #3 - dildobarbarian (10/06/2013) [-]
this is originally from 4 chan though... that greatly drops the odds than being on funnyjunk.
User avatar #11 to #7 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
But it still pisses me off when something is uploaded to fj and it`s about a girlfriend somebody posts something about how impossible it is to have a girlfriend.
User avatar #34 to #11 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
But for some people, it is impossible. If you have a lot of defense mechanisms (i.e. afraid of rejection) you basically avoid it all together.
User avatar #37 to #34 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Fair enough in that regard.

My cousin used to be totally socially depraved. Wouldn`t even let his mum take food into his room (she left it outside his room). So it would be almost impossible for him at that time but very few people on this website actually have that problem, they`re just socially awkward and because of that they`re afraid to talk to girls which in turn doesn`t let them get over it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Another thing is groups. If you are in a group of all guys who are single then you basically hurt your chances. In high school and college my social groups were just nerds, so I actually never really spoke with any women. No sisters either.
User avatar #24 to #11 - angelodlt (10/07/2013) [-]
Its not hard....
User avatar #9 to #7 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
That`s probably true I guess.
#17 to #3 - deckbox (10/06/2013) [-]
funnyjunkers with girlfriends?
User avatar #39 to #17 - Hreidmar ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Doesn't seem that outlandish. There are plenty of people here with significant others. I myself have had a wife and now have a girlfriend again (key word with the whole wife thing is 'had.') Honestly, being on the computer a lot is not too much of an indicator of social status anymore.
#40 to #39 - deckbox (10/07/2013) [-]
it was a joke of sorts but good4u, i got one too but its sorta long distance
User avatar #42 to #40 - Hreidmar ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
My joke meter doesn't work. Now that I think about it, I should have known by the picture it was a joke.

I've been a roll for missing the point this week.

Good for you, mate, hope it works out.
User avatar #33 to #17 - heartlessrobot (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm dating a funnyjunker.
User avatar #43 to #33 - necrophyxia (10/07/2013) [-]

I kid, I kid. What's up man, been a while since we chatted
#44 to #43 - heartlessrobot (10/07/2013) [-]
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Yes girlfriend. gravityfalls.
Nothing much, you?
#57 to #44 - gravityfalls (10/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - heartlessrobot (10/11/2013) [-]
Hi cutie!
User avatar #47 to #44 - necrophyxia (10/07/2013) [-]
-scratches his chin- Sounds familiar.

And I'm actually the least busy I've been in a while. I actually all but dropped items, sadly. Much as I'd like to get back into it all, I just don't have the time...

Other than that... Skyrim, my lazy ass finally got it off of steam along with Skullgirls and Civ V
#5 to #3 - blarny (10/06/2013) [-]
Exactly, but then you have people that MAKE it hard, assuming holding doors open makes them Brad Pitt, assuming having nice tits makes up for having no personality or even better, an unpleasant personality and somehow forgetting the other person is a living breathing thing, not some kind of object there only for our emotional/physical benefit.

Seriously it's simple, be nice but don't expect automatic sex and girlfriend for manners, bring something to the table, like a job, good personality, try to at least take care of yourself, if nothing else even if you're fat/ugly/short/bald/stupid, there's no excuse for not at least being a nice person that at very least can take care of themselves.

Find someone you can get along with that likes you for who you really are and not who you pretend to be.

As for confidence, just watch the Jerry Springer show and Maury, take a look at the women those folks get and continuously **** up, whilst hardly as legit as it was, it shows a good idea of how many people just take the people in their lives for granted, just remember that you CAN be better than that and you're fine.

Protip: Remember to let on weirdness a little at a time, don't scare people away with all of it at once.
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User avatar #30 to #15 - Katzie (10/07/2013) [-]
"Goddammit OP this is Funnyjunk stop trying to be funny"
User avatar #4 - simplelife (10/06/2013) [-]
El gusta.
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