My biggest fear. I guess they had a bit of a hard time breaking in They shouldn't bust a nut trying to rob places Why are they acting like such dicks? i am osam
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My biggest fear

I guess they had a bit of a hard time breaking in
They shouldn't bust a nut trying to rob places
Why are they acting like such dicks?
i am osama bin laden

Cl Anonymous ' '
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Another one from me.
I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever.
Myzing in bed around
at end of bed, girlfriend stroking my dick under the covers
Leight up an El Jefe
Cooments later, dog does his "Something in the yard" growl
Tthink it' s a deer
of bed. buck ***** with a cock
Mosin
out onto back deck
Nnothing in the yard
down
Mthree punks fiddling with basement door
look up
see me
Trainning, smoking a cigar, nude, erect dick, holding a 91/ 30 with the bayonet fixed
hee into the night
Knever had anyone tryto break in
...
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Submitted: 10/06/2013
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#1 - ragdollomg (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
nice green text OP.   
   
 but those puns....
nice green text OP.

but those puns....
#2 - admiralfapbar (10/06/2013) [+] (23 replies)
girlfriend? sure...
girlfriend? sure...
User avatar #3 to #2 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
People can obtain a girlfriend.

Even with some of the people here on FJ it`s still not hard.
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#15 - gnillort has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
+1
#21 - kennyh has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#25 to #21 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
Everyone probably does, they're like 100 bucks.
User avatar #27 - ericbeagles (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How have people never seen this
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User avatar #6 - arreatface ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Whyareyouevenmakingpuns.jpg
#52 - lovecranes (10/07/2013) [-]
Haha! I was laughing so hard! It was actually pretty funny. I can totally imagine this.
User avatar #4 - simplelife (10/06/2013) [-]
El Jefe...me gusta.
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