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#12 - pedrocubano
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(12/10/2013) [+] (6 children)
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Parks and Recreation - Memorial Ribbons Colours
#79 to #12 - nyawgga
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Thumbed you up, and thumbed OP down.

Why the **** wouldn't I want the video?
#99 to #79 - utarefson [OP]
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#100 to #99 - nyawgga
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******** you didn't, how else would you have gotten those photos?
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#111 to #101 - nyawgga
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#150 to #12 - rcathell
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"whatever floats your penis." hahaha
#67 - aviatrix
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Women discern colors better than men, but men discern detail in fast-moving objects better than women.   
Looking at it from an evolution standpoint, men were hunters and women were the gatherers.  Men would need this quick vision in hunting prey and spotting predators.  Meanwhile, women needed the skill to discern color spectra to spot a berry patch in a field of grass.
Women discern colors better than men, but men discern detail in fast-moving objects better than women.
Looking at it from an evolution standpoint, men were hunters and women were the gatherers. Men would need this quick vision in hunting prey and spotting predators. Meanwhile, women needed the skill to discern color spectra to spot a berry patch in a field of grass.
#89 to #67 - mtndewisgreat ONLINE
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Except that's not evolution?
#106 to #89 - helenwheels
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Getting thumbed down because people don't understand evolution.
Ironic considering the whole blind faith thing.
#116 to #106 - alleksi
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Technically it could be evolution, as natural selection still somewhat concerned people ages ago. It could be possible that a female, who wasn't sufficient in gathering or a male, who wasn't sufficient in hunting, had harder time mating, than those who were more successful in said things. That said I agree that evolution probably has a fairly little to do with it and is just purely coincidental (or even just something that you learn, boys are often put to sports teams from a young age where such things could develop faster, whereas girls...I don't know...play with dolls or something.)
#122 to #116 - helenwheels
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You have a point, but the only way that would be breed into women is if they killed women who didn't demonstrate superior color discerning ability.

That might be true but little girls run around in circles just as much as little boys do. Lots of gender stuff is coincidental.
#126 to #122 - alleksi
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the only way that would be breed into women is if they killed women who didn't demonstrate superior color discerning ability.
Not necessarily. The ones with said trait need to reproduce while the others...well...don't reproduce. The less talented ones don't need to be killed off as long as they don't get laid.
#130 to #126 - helenwheels
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Why would they not reproduce? "She can't see that berry so well, back off from her cunt so future generations will have women with greater color discerning ability's."

Cave men where much more advanced than we thought
#135 to #130 - daemascus
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You're thinking in the context of one individual. In early human history almost everyone in a tribe were close relatives of one another. So instead of one woman not being able to see berries or get laid, it would be an entire tribe not being able to find food, and in the end failing to survive. Always remember evolution happens to the population not the individual.
#134 to #130 - alleksi
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Well if she's useless to the "tribe" then she'll be less wanted and probably even abandoned. This is all just guess work, I know nothing about stone age or whatever.
#133 to #130 - aviatrix
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Also, that's exactly how ancient cultures worked. Those that could provide and do their duties got the most tail.
#131 to #130 - aviatrix
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Read my reply. Much more likely.
#128 to #122 - aviatrix
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Meh. It's a theory.
I posted the source from NatGeo at the bottom of the page.

The male adaptation makes sense by itself in the fact that the better fast vision they had, the less likely they were to be killed.
The female adaptation makes logical sense if you think that this mutation started out in one tribe of people. Those people would have been less likely to starve if the women could find food easier. It's a stretch, but an interesting theory nonetheless.

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/09/120907-men-women-see-differently-science-health-vision-sex/
#147 to #67 - reefer
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Or because of their physical strength and abilities? Keep your dumb theories to yourself.
#114 to #67 - cdsams ONLINE
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While this sounds cool and logical In all honesty, I have no reason why I should make an argument over it , if you tried to convince the scientific community that this is fact, you would be shot down for not having extensive proof unless you do, in that case, ignore the rest despite the harmless nature of it. However, if you wrote these harmless facts into a book that created a devout religious cult of followers, they will hold these facts as absolute truth even if we do gain the technology to analyse this idea for real evidence.

They would stand in the way of ground braking research claiming that science is some how defiling their way of life in proving their book wrong, and that science is some how affronting nature, all because the author of their great book did not site their research. if you do have research to supports this then you can consider my post complete ******** and carry on.

That is the difference between science and religion.
#119 to #114 - aviatrix
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Continue down the thread. Source in National Geographic.
#146 to #67 - harbingerwolf
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#144 to #67 - flixoe
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Damnit I'm learning.
#118 to #67 - hellomyfello
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Also the ratio between men's color blindness and womens helps support this. as 8% of men are color blind and .5% of women are colorblind
#136 to #118 - unfortunately
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Actually, that's just a mutation on the X chromosome. If you do the cross on paper, you'll find that there is a 50% chance of a son having colorblindness, and that is only when the mother is a carrier  meaning she has the gene, but it is not present due to also having the gene for color vision , but for a daughter, she would need both a color-blind father and a carrier mother.
Actually, that's just a mutation on the X chromosome. If you do the cross on paper, you'll find that there is a 50% chance of a son having colorblindness, and that is only when the mother is a carrier meaning she has the gene, but it is not present due to also having the gene for color vision , but for a daughter, she would need both a color-blind father and a carrier mother.
#152 to #136 - hellomyfello
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Damn You Genetics! proving me wrong all the time
#143 to #67 - skiskate
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That makes a lot of sense
That makes a lot of sense
#70 to #67 - themassivefail
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kinda explains why women like colours of clothes, shoes, walls, (all stationary objects) and why men like cars, bullets, and other such speedy things
#84 to #70 - darthsalias ONLINE
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no not all do i have a lot of girl friends that don't really
pic is kinda an example
#103 to #84 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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and some girls like bullets and blowing stuff up
#145 to #103 - sulfurian
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(12/10/2013) [-]
this is true.
this is true.
#104 to #103 - darthsalias ONLINE
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(12/10/2013) [-]
yo fuzzy
#105 to #104 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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Oh hai. I left my computer on last night. Someone played Sanic at like 7am, I almost died.
#107 to #105 - darthsalias ONLINE
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sanic?
#109 to #107 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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SANIC THE GAEM
#112 to #109 - darthsalias ONLINE
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(12/10/2013) [-]
dafaq
#113 to #112 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(12/10/2013) [-]
You can see how I had a terrifying morning.

Sauce: instasynch.com/rooms/bibby
#132 to #113 - qazlord
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(12/10/2013) [-]
wasnt prepared
#137 to #132 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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Please tell me you did not come in during the sex change video.
#138 to #137 - qazlord
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wasnt that supposed to be what i was seeing
#139 to #138 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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The videos a qued, you just came at the worst time. forgive me
#141 to #139 - qazlord
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(12/10/2013) [-]
well **** my urethra
#115 to #113 - darthsalias ONLINE
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yeahhh... i stayed up to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-w6jYgdNE0
#117 to #115 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(12/10/2013) [-]
breddy gewd

きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - PONPONPON , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON
#121 to #117 - darthsalias ONLINE
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(12/10/2013) [-]
ummmmm idkhtrtt
#123 to #121 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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The internet is a magically place full of wtf and porn
#125 to #123 - darthsalias ONLINE
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wasnt that what the internet was made for?
#88 to #84 - themassivefail
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Oh black huh. Or is that Armani's Void. Or rolling blackout... I dont know. I am a man. I guess I should have said, MOST women. Or even, generally, women. Or possibly even SOME women.
#92 to #88 - darthsalias ONLINE
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the' re always genetic mutations
#95 to #92 - themassivefail
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#96 to #95 - darthsalias ONLINE
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has it?
#73 to #67 - utarefson [OP]
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#87 to #73 - aviatrix
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(:
#127 to #67 - redblackstar
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So next time she talks about what colour to paint kitchen you take a frying pan and smack her. She won't see it coming
#129 to #127 - aviatrix
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Oh ****.
Oh ****.
#2 - scoobi
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"I like eggshell white."

"What is the difference between that and normal white?"

"THE COLOR!"
#64 to #2 - anon
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well its the tint of the white... kinda
a tint is a darker shade of a color, and a hue is a lighter tone

When a color is mixed slightly, like white and yellow, which makes an eggshell white; I call it called a twinge.

so maybe dark turquoise would be a dark blue with a "twinge" of green
#65 to #64 - anon
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i know twinge means to flinch in pain, but that what you guys do when you get confused with colors
#120 to #65 - artjunk
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pretty sure he meant "tinge"
#48 to #2 - xatrainx
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Actually, eggshell is a common descriptor for how glossy the paint is. An eggshell finish is usually somewhere around the middle of the spectrum between glossy and matte, and describes paints that same sort of sheen that an eggshell might have.


I am the joke-killer. kneel before me.
#4 - anon
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aziz ansari? more like "disease" ansari, that dude makes me sick.
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#23 to #4 - thedungeonmaster
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HAHAHAHAHAHA oh you funny anon..
#66 to #4 - merrymarvelite
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I'd say you can do better than that but I dunno if that's the case.
#90 to #4 - willgum
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i bet you were the dude who complained about his Gmail tweet
#42 to #4 - realgamergurgus
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NO OPINIONS ON THIS SITE SIR!
#5 to #4 - crazygypsy
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alrighty
#7 to #5 - rottingcarcass
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aziz asari...saving this for later.
#11 - capslockftw
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im too cruel
#18 to #11 - anon
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I'm Black and I found this funny
#19 to #18 - anon
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Hi Black, I'm dad! Kidding, you don't have one.
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#16 - infernalinsolence
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Oh my god, you pretentious twat. It's not blood orange, it's red
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#75 to #17 - teoferrazzi
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how counterintuitive is it for amerifags that 'sanguine' means 'bloody' ?
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#77 to #76 - teoferrazzi
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what are you 'whatting' at
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#81 to #78 - teoferrazzi
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also, is yours colored text? it's subtle as ****..
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#83 to #82 - teoferrazzi
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but why is it lighter in notifications? other people's responses are dark grey, yours is the same color I see it in comments
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#86 to #85 - teoferrazzi
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pretty neat tho
#80 to #78 - teoferrazzi
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yeah, I didn't mean americans as opposed to brits, more like romance languages, where blood = sangue, sang, sangre vs. languages where blood has germanic origin so e.g english
#20 to #17 - torchrose
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Crimson is a ******* badass color
#1 - allofthefish
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well technically....
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#36 - thehawkeye
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#153 to #36 - drtrousersnake
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i think "anal bleach" and "michael jackson 2008" got switched
#140 to #36 - spyisspy
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"color Bush doesn't car about"
#9 - skiskate
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Pretty much the only color I need to know that is not in the rainbow is cyan only because it is my text color. Why the **** is coral pink or brick red even a color???
#10 to #9 - nidhugg
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Cyan is also in printers.
#25 to #9 - BloodyTurds ONLINE
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you can thank crayola for that..