My God Can Beat Your God. . m There hammer is made Bi .Ci' matter, implied by legend, then it weighs as much as a herd ref [! elephants
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My God Can Beat Your God

m There hammer is made Bi .Ci'
matter, implied by legend, then it weighs as
much as a herd ref [! elephants
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User avatar #122 - frostylasers (11/02/2013) [-]
"The Thor You Know" Sounds like some kind of sitcom
User avatar #118 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Is the invasion of funsubstance over?
User avatar #112 - marijanelover (11/02/2013) [-]
Fun, and true. That said, it's also a MAGICAL hammer. Its magic allows it to be wielded by one deserving of its power. And to that person, the hammer is lighter than a feather.
User avatar #111 - arlingtonn (11/02/2013) [-]
Who the **** uses herds of elephants as a measurement of weights like this doesn't help me imagine how heavy it is at all.
User avatar #121 to #108 - atomicman (11/02/2013) [-]
Thanks now I'm in my fatalism mood again
#107 - Spikeydeath (11/02/2013) [-]
that is 78,000,000,000,000 Pounds, **** man
User avatar #106 - kevintk (11/02/2013) [-]
I like Neil and all, but he really needs to stop applying facts to movies, especially comic-book films...
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#104 - themilk (11/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #105 to #104 - johndapro (11/01/2013) [-]
Why are you posting meat everywhere?
#89 - hybridxproject (11/01/2013) [-]
black science man
black science man
User avatar #84 - kanpai (11/01/2013) [-]
so to use thors hammer you would need to either be worthy of using it, or be able to lift 300- billion elephants...

so in therory, if superman was not worthy of using it, could he lift it?
User avatar #91 to #84 - aldheim (11/01/2013) [-]
Well the Marvel Thor's hammer can only be wielded by the worthy.
The Norse Thor's hammer is just heavy as dicks.
User avatar #93 to #91 - mrmask (11/01/2013) [-]
that means even OP can lift it
#87 to #84 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [-]
300 billion 6 tonne elephants is 1.8*10^15
200 quintillion tonnes is 2*10^20
User avatar #119 to #87 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
What's the bad news?
User avatar #124 to #119 - anonymoose (11/02/2013) [-]
Goku's coming.
User avatar #120 to #119 - Bad Man (11/02/2013) [-]
he's dying
User avatar #85 to #84 - Mecryte (11/01/2013) [-]
Hulk did.
User avatar #117 to #85 - bobthedilder (11/02/2013) [-]
When? The only one besides Thor I know of is Captain America
User avatar #86 to #85 - kanpai (11/01/2013) [-]
brcause he was worthy of using it not because he was strong enough, i'm asking if superman , with strenght big enough to move planets , would be strong enough to lift the hammer without being worthy of using it.
#116 to #86 - anonymous (11/02/2013) [-]
he has lifted it plenty of times not being worthy too.
User avatar #90 to #86 - Mecryte (11/01/2013) [-]
Well let's do some math then. The average african elephant weighs in at 5500 kg. 300 billion of them would weigh 1,650,000,000,000 metric tonnes. Superman can hold up 2,000,000,000,000,000,000 metric tonnes. I think that Superman could if he wanted to.
#81 - captaindawnhawk ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
#79 - assjaw (11/01/2013) [-]
Maybe i will use this someday
#67 to #65 - anonymous (11/01/2013) [-]
That is according to the comic books, the norse mythology is much different.
User avatar #76 to #67 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [-]
Not really. There's nothing in the mythology that says the hammer is extremely heavy.
#125 to #76 - kathygirl **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
The mythology does not mention that the hammer is heavy, but it mention that Thor has a belt called Megingjord that gives him strength. That's why he is the only one that can lift the hammer.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Leopard (11/01/2013) [-]
But black science man said so.
#80 to #78 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [-]
Science black man also helped not-a-planet-no-more pluto. Don't trust man science black.
#62 - anonymous (11/01/2013) [-]
Mjolnir was not made in a neutron star, it was made by two dwarves. Loki had a bet with someone (don't remember who) about who could bring the three most incredible gifts to Odin. The loser would have to give their head to the winner. This person that Loki was betting agains asked two dwarves if they could make a magic and strong hammer, dwarves was well known for their forge abilities. Loki tried to sabotage the dwarves but failed, he only managed to make the handle a little bit shorter. Odin examined the gifts he was given and decided that Loki had lost the bet and therefor had to get his head cut off. But Loki said that they were allowed to take the head, but they did not have his permit to touch his neck. So he get to keep his head.
User avatar #73 to #62 - tylosaurus (11/01/2013) [-]
He's talking about the Marvel Thor. You know, the ***** version.
User avatar #68 to #62 - SognaVetr (11/01/2013) [-]
Dwarves' names are Brokkr and Eitri if I remember correctly.
#71 to #68 - kathygirl **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
I made myself an account, was a little bit offended when I noticed they called me Justin Bieber Fan -.-
#77 to #71 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #74 to #71 - tylosaurus (11/01/2013) [-]
#70 to #68 - kathygirl **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
Something like that yes.
#59 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [-]
Thors hammer was made IN  a Neutron star. It's made of a metal called Uru.   
Thors hammer was made IN a Neutron star. It's made of a metal called Uru.

User avatar #98 to #59 - vapaus (11/01/2013) [-]
Spooky, Spooky Skeletons!...
User avatar #56 - thevoid (11/01/2013) [-]
Pretty sure It was only forged in a neutron star, It's made of uru.
I think
#53 - haqq (11/01/2013) [-]
#50 - camaster (11/01/2013) [-]
Meaning the hulk is able to lift 300 billion elephants
User avatar #75 to #50 - tylosaurus (11/01/2013) [-]
That looks like an axe.
It's Thor's hammer, not "Thor's axe".
#92 to #75 - thebrokenwolf (11/01/2013) [-]
That's actually Beta Ray Bill's "Stormbreaker" which was created just like Mjolnir by the Asgardians in recognition of Bill's service to Asgard, as well as his worthiness to carry the original Mjolnir for a short time. The same rules apply to Stormbreaker, and it has the same composition and abilities. In effect, this alone proves, worthy or not, that the Hulk can in fact lift Mjolnir just as easily as he can Stormbreaker.
#103 to #92 - hankpym (11/01/2013) [-]
but thats wrong

Thats actually an image from one the many marvel animated movies based on the ULTIMATE marvel universe where his hammer looked like that until he got his old hammer looking one back
#109 to #103 - thebrokenwolf (11/02/2013) [-]
*facepalms* Not just referring to the source of the image, but to the accepted Marvel Continuity. Honestly, never read the Ultimates or watched the animations that have come out as of late, stopped reading most comic books when I stopped being able to afford such an expense. However, whatever the source is, that looks an awful lot like Stormbreaker to me.

The Mighty Thor, Issue 337.
User avatar #95 to #92 - tylosaurus (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh, right. My knowledge is based on the actual Mjolnir, not the comic stuff.
Also, I'm pretty sure that Dwarves aren't Æsir. Or "Asgardians".
#99 to #95 - thebrokenwolf (11/01/2013) [-]
And yes, I'm discussing the continuity of Marvel Comics' rendition of Thor, not the actual mythos of the Norse religion, as this particular line of discussion was geared toward the comics. However, thumbs to you for being versed in your theological pursuits.
User avatar #100 to #99 - tylosaurus (11/01/2013) [-]
He's still wrong though, since the Marvel Mjolnir only weighs approximatelty 40 lbs or something like that.
#102 to #100 - thebrokenwolf (11/01/2013) [-]
Le sigh, FJ rules... I'd give a thumb if I could.
#96 to #95 - thebrokenwolf (11/01/2013) [-]
True, but it was Odin who commissioned the creation of Stormbreaker, and then gave it to Bill. I's just sayin' =\
#69 to #50 - anonymous (11/01/2013) [-]
Not at all. Strength has nothing to do with thors hammer since Spiderman can wield it. People who are worth can use Mjolnir. I just love thor im sorry
#61 to #50 - kanpai (11/01/2013) [-]
depends if he deserves it or not.
#113 to #61 - kaboomz (11/02/2013) [-]
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in that scene the hammer is on the ground

the weight of 300 billion elephants wasnt enough to bring down that flying airport?
#110 to #61 - anonymous (11/02/2013) [-]
he gets it off the ground many times in comics and animated shows with out being deemed worthy
User avatar #114 to #110 - kanpai (11/02/2013) [-]
maybe that just means he's worthy yo begin with, but sometimes he's not, just like how thor couldn't pick up his hammer in the movies
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