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#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
#94 to #1 - toxicfrozt ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
This cracked me up.
#3 - chris chris ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
did you know that when you get to extreme weights such as the weight of hyper dense material, scientifically you have to measure the entirety of the weight in elefants
#53 - haqq (11/01/2013) [-]
#8 - hillbill (11/01/2013) [-]
Thor is fabulous.
#9 to #8 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
At least edit it to say "Th'Oréal"
#10 to #9 - hillbill (11/01/2013) [-]
happy now?
#101 to #10 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
Teach me your MS Paint secrets.
Teach me your MS Paint secrets.
#59 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [-]
Thors hammer was made IN  a Neutron star. It's made of a metal called Uru.   
Thors hammer was made IN a Neutron star. It's made of a metal called Uru.

User avatar #98 to #59 - vapaus (11/01/2013) [-]
Spooky, Spooky Skeletons!...
#50 - camaster (11/01/2013) [-]
Meaning the hulk is able to lift 300 billion elephants
User avatar #75 to #50 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
That looks like an axe.
It's Thor's hammer, not "Thor's axe".
#92 to #75 - thebrokenwolf (11/01/2013) [-]
That's actually Beta Ray Bill's "Stormbreaker" which was created just like Mjolnir by the Asgardians in recognition of Bill's service to Asgard, as well as his worthiness to carry the original Mjolnir for a short time. The same rules apply to Stormbreaker, and it has the same composition and abilities. In effect, this alone proves, worthy or not, that the Hulk can in fact lift Mjolnir just as easily as he can Stormbreaker.
#103 to #92 - hankpym (11/01/2013) [-]
but thats wrong

Thats actually an image from one the many marvel animated movies based on the ULTIMATE marvel universe where his hammer looked like that until he got his old hammer looking one back
#109 to #103 - thebrokenwolf (11/02/2013) [-]
*facepalms* Not just referring to the source of the image, but to the accepted Marvel Continuity. Honestly, never read the Ultimates or watched the animations that have come out as of late, stopped reading most comic books when I stopped being able to afford such an expense. However, whatever the source is, that looks an awful lot like Stormbreaker to me.

The Mighty Thor, Issue 337.
User avatar #95 to #92 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh, right. My knowledge is based on the actual Mjolnir, not the comic stuff.
Also, I'm pretty sure that Dwarves aren't Æsir. Or "Asgardians".
User avatar #99 to #95 - thebrokenwolf (11/01/2013) [-]
And yes, I'm discussing the continuity of Marvel Comics' rendition of Thor, not the actual mythos of the Norse religion, as this particular line of discussion was geared toward the comics. However, thumbs to you for being versed in your theological pursuits.
User avatar #100 to #99 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
He's still wrong though, since the Marvel Mjolnir only weighs approximatelty 40 lbs or something like that.
User avatar #102 to #100 - thebrokenwolf (11/01/2013) [-]
Le sigh, FJ rules... I'd give a thumb if I could.
#96 to #95 - thebrokenwolf (11/01/2013) [-]
True, but it was Odin who commissioned the creation of Stormbreaker, and then gave it to Bill. I's just sayin' =\
#69 to #50 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
Not at all. Strength has nothing to do with thors hammer since Spiderman can wield it. People who are worth can use Mjolnir. I just love thor im sorry
#61 to #50 - kanpai (11/01/2013) [-]
depends if he deserves it or not.
#113 to #61 - kaboomz (11/02/2013) [-]
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in that scene the hammer is on the ground

the weight of 300 billion elephants wasnt enough to bring down that flying airport?
#110 to #61 - anon (11/02/2013) [-]
he gets it off the ground many times in comics and animated shows with out being deemed worthy
User avatar #114 to #110 - kanpai (11/02/2013) [-]
maybe that just means he's worthy yo begin with, but sometimes he's not, just like how thor couldn't pick up his hammer in the movies
User avatar #17 - naruske (11/01/2013) [-]
But wasn't it made INSIDE a star. not made out of a star?
#38 to #17 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
you ******* post is just so full of stupid ******* **** that i literally have no idea where to begin explaining why you're ******* stupid
#2 - dafuckisthisshit (11/01/2013) [-]
1000lb stendarrs hammer from morrowind
#54 to #2 - arsidw (11/01/2013) [-]
Every time Morrowind is mentioned I feel nostalgic
User avatar #16 - jabadagriffins (11/01/2013) [-]
Which makes me wonder why that air craft carrier hover craft did not fall straight out of the sky when thror drops his hammer and the hulk tries to pick it up.
User avatar #18 to #16 - naruske (11/01/2013) [-]
You just broke the movie.
User avatar #21 to #16 - oikake (11/01/2013) [-]
because it goes to surface of the current environment. thats why it doesnt go crashing through the castle when Thor puts it on his nightstand when going to bed.
User avatar #22 to #21 - jabadagriffins (11/01/2013) [-]
But the hulk was trying to pick it up with enough strength to push his feet through concrete. this tells me it should have also gone through said concrete.
User avatar #23 to #22 - oikake (11/01/2013) [-]
The hammer registered the floor of the carrier or whatever surface as "ground" so when hulk went to pick it up it stayed "ground" level yet hulk could affect the environment around it.
User avatar #27 to #23 - stevenrm **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
guys, there is a demi-god and a giant monster fighting, **** science
don't hurt me
User avatar #37 to #16 - zzitro (11/01/2013) [-]
The hammer isn't heavy its magic
#62 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
Mjolnir was not made in a neutron star, it was made by two dwarves. Loki had a bet with someone (don't remember who) about who could bring the three most incredible gifts to Odin. The loser would have to give their head to the winner. This person that Loki was betting agains asked two dwarves if they could make a magic and strong hammer, dwarves was well known for their forge abilities. Loki tried to sabotage the dwarves but failed, he only managed to make the handle a little bit shorter. Odin examined the gifts he was given and decided that Loki had lost the bet and therefor had to get his head cut off. But Loki said that they were allowed to take the head, but they did not have his permit to touch his neck. So he get to keep his head.
User avatar #68 to #62 - SognaVetr (11/01/2013) [-]
Dwarves' names are Brokkr and Eitri if I remember correctly.
#71 to #68 - kathygirl **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
I made myself an account, was a little bit offended when I noticed they called me Justin Bieber Fan -.-
#77 to #71 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #74 to #71 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
#70 to #68 - kathygirl **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
Something like that yes.
User avatar #73 to #62 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
He's talking about the Marvel Thor. You know, the pussy version.
User avatar #56 - thevoid (11/01/2013) [-]
Pretty sure It was only forged in a neutron star, It's made of uru.
I think
#42 - VikiIsAwsum (11/01/2013) [-]
the average African Elephant weighs between 8,800 and 15,000 pounds. If we assume all of them average to around 12,000 pounds, Thors hammer is 3,600,000,000,000,000 pounds (three quadrillion, six hundred trillion pounds)
User avatar #51 to #42 - travismackie (11/01/2013) [-]
How can he set the hammer anywhere then? if it is on the ground, it would sink into it because all the weight is distributed into one small area, rather than distributing it's weight to a wider area.
User avatar #52 to #51 - travismackie (11/01/2013) [-]
^if that makes sense, I'm not a scientist, I'm a McDonalds employee for crying out loud.
User avatar #55 to #52 - trollofhalo (11/01/2013) [-]
Maybe because the comic/show/movie is trying not to break the hammer into the fourth wall, because it'd be so heavy it would kill us?!
#58 to #52 - starchild (11/01/2013) [-]
A bit like this, sort of...
A bit like this, sort of...
User avatar #60 to #58 - travismackie (11/01/2013) [-]
I don't know what that is... but I want it.
#83 to #60 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
magnetic cubes
User avatar #57 to #52 - starchild (11/01/2013) [-]
OK, heres ,my theory.. gravity on earth is pretty much a giant electromagnet, holding us all down, what if due to the weight of the hammer it too has its own gravity/ magnetism meaning that when it is put down its sort of "held" in place due to the magnetic field being equal to the earths, therefore countering the weight?

hope it makes sense!!
#43 to #42 - casval (11/01/2013) [-]
No other way to get a body like this...
User avatar #111 - arlingtonn (11/02/2013) [-]
Who the **** uses herds of elephants as a measurement of weights like this doesn't help me imagine how heavy it is at all.
#67 to #65 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
That is according to the comic books, the norse mythology is much different.
User avatar #76 to #67 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [-]
Not really. There's nothing in the mythology that says the hammer is extremely heavy.
#125 to #76 - kathygirl **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
The mythology does not mention that the hammer is heavy, but it mention that Thor has a belt called Megingjord that gives him strength. That's why he is the only one that can lift the hammer.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Leopard (11/01/2013) [-]
But black science man said so.
#80 to #78 - anonymoose (11/01/2013) [-]
Science black man also helped not-a-planet-no-more pluto. Don't trust man science black.
User avatar #19 - bluerangermartin (11/01/2013) [-]
'Forged in the heart of a dying star' Not made from neutron stars.
#36 to #19 - Lezander (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #121 to #108 - atomicman (11/02/2013) [-]
Thanks now I'm in my fatalism mood again
#26 - include (11/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - dancokacole (11/01/2013) [-]
Just saying that everyone knows only Thor can pick his hammer up.
In Avengers they have Hulk trying to pick up his hammer but not being able to do so.
Thor picks up his hammer though, and then Hulk picks him up with his hammer.
I don't think the Hulk can pick up and throw Thor if Thor is holding something too heavy for him to lift. I'm just saying.
User avatar #28 to #15 - thegoodgatsby (11/01/2013) [-]
It's an enchantment that makes anyone that isn't deemed worthy unable to pick up the hammer. It's not actually too heavy.
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