Must be horrible. .. Even his chest... Must be horrible Even his chest
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#1 - volcanicdiarrhea
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Even his chest...
#5 to #1 - anon
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(11/11/2013) [-]
His nipples
#75 to #1 - vampireinarm
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(11/12/2013) [-]
specially his chest
#3 - thatoldguy
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(11/11/2013) [-]
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#135 to #3 - ahreloco
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(11/12/2013) [-]
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#168 to #3 - zorororonoa
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#69 to #3 - zeropunt
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Here take this.
Here take this.
#72 to #69 - thatoldguy
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks
Thanks
#4 to #3 - thatoldguy
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(11/11/2013) [-]
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#84 to #4 - RipperMan
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(11/12/2013) [-]
#148 to #84 - exclamation
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Needs a gif version
#150 to #148 - RipperMan
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(11/12/2013) [-]
yeah, but i dont know how to do gifs
#151 to #150 - exclamation
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(11/12/2013) [-]
That's why we find a guy who can.

Specialization.
#152 to #151 - RipperMan
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(11/12/2013) [-]
or walcorn , funnyjunk's master of gif requests
#153 to #152 - exclamation
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Ohh... master... 'vell, 'vell
#19 - extendingarm
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(11/11/2013) [-]
First thing I thought of
#6 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
**lilgeo rolls 36**
#10 to #6 - pegasuster
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(11/11/2013) [-]
**pegasuster rolls 26**
#11 to #10 - pegasuster
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(11/11/2013) [-]
**pegasuster rolls 20** Uh oh
#12 to #11 - pegasuster
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(11/11/2013) [-]
**pegasuster rolls 21** Trying to help!
#13 to #12 - pegasuster
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(11/11/2013) [-]
**pegasuster rolls 00**...
#14 to #13 - pegasuster
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Okay here.
#7 to #6 - lilgeo
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#25 to #7 - witislimited
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Not you again. You didn't even bother to thumbwhore in a different way.
#26 to #25 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
It's not thumb whoring. All that I am doing is manipulating the image in order to bring about a concept built into the website that I find enjoyable you uneducated cunt. Plus people love to see DUBS because they are hard to get and therefore enjoyable to see.
#147 to #26 - rokkarokkaali
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(11/12/2013) [-]
>dubs
>hard to get
It's a 1/10 chance, you're not getting anything but luck. It's not hard work that you got dubs or not on 1 roll, it's sheer chance. It's not even funny any more. It's one every other post. It's a ****** crop job and just writing dubs over anything else. I really hate how this trend revived itself along with hating feminists and meme culture.
and then the anon says u mad
#27 to #26 - witislimited
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Telling me exactly what you just ******* did but with bigger then casual words doesn't automatically change the meaning or what you did. Which translates to...

"I am not thumb whoring! All I'm doing is changing a picture so I can roll a virtual dice so I can bring up an old community meme you (insert commonly used insult)".

The rest gives no regard for the fact that you have a backup plan for when the roll isn't lucky to still get thumbs but also for the fact that if you do it frequently enough, you'll get it. It's not that hard.

I'm not buying your extra/longer word ********.

Yes, an old concept by which the template goes almost exactly as follows, done by more then one person:

1. Find comic
2. Pick relevant panel
3. Insert "dubs" in a context that makes sense
4. Include same image while rolling two digits
5. If said digits are doubles, sit back, watch the thumb counter increase while feeling your ass grow, or if you want extra thumbs...
6. If you want more thumbs or didn't get a lucky roll, post a continuation based on later panel, expressing things like dissapointment, shock, etc. or awe, cheering etc.

This template has been so overdone that it's now used by uncreative thumbwhores, sometimes by the same user on multiple posts.

And yes, this is overkill. I simply have a very low tolerance level for ********.
#30 to #27 - anon
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(11/11/2013) [-]
lol u mad bro?
#31 to #30 - witislimited
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Not any more. His lack of a response suggests I hit the nail on the head.
#34 to #31 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Quite a strike too
#35 to #34 - witislimited
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(11/11/2013) [-]
I can't remember the last time something taken literal was amusing.
#36 to #35 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
I'm glad to see we meet on some terms
#37 to #36 - witislimited
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Not too sure what to think at this point.
#39 to #37 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Wait so your okay with this concept as long as I don't spam, correct?
#43 to #39 - Sethorein
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(11/11/2013) [-]
dub rolling has a time and place:the ponyboard.
#41 to #39 - witislimited
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(11/11/2013) [-]
I'm disgusted with the concept in general, but it's more tolerable if not spammed. I'm not sure where the line is, to be honest.
#42 to #41 - witislimited
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Keeping in mind other people spam it, though.
#46 to #42 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Noted. First off, Sethorein, I am definitely not going to the pony board. Second, I haven't seen them in a while so I thought it might be something to get started again.
#51 to #46 - witislimited
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I agree with him. This website needs creativity and is OC starved to the point where you get thumbed down for demanding that a repost be accredited or expect something else.
#52 to #51 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Isn't what i am doing a form of OC in one shape or another?
#54 to #52 - witislimited
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(11/11/2013) [-]
It depends on what you define as OC, really.
#55 to #54 - lilgeo
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I mean i have to take an image and "manipulate it" which is technically original.
#60 to #55 - witislimited
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. If the idea driving the manipulation is original, then it could be considered original. But photoshopping a trollface on to a douchebag driver isn't very original.
#62 to #60 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Agreed, i try to steer clear of making montages too much
#48 to #46 - Sethorein
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(11/11/2013) [-]
never try to restart that ****. It's cancer.
#49 to #48 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
This is cancer
#53 to #49 - witislimited
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Agreed. At least we vote our own **** to the frontpage. 9Gag admins steal from reddit and smear the images and gifs with their watermark feces before they put it straight on trending instead of voting.
#58 to #49 - Sethorein
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(11/11/2013) [-]
More than one thing can be cancer.

Wit did a good job explaining the problem with dubs. There's no creativity. It's the same useless **** posted over and over again that just rakes in thumbs because new FJers think they're obligated to reward "le FJ Roll meem".

comments should be witty. They should be relevant to the content and above all they should be original.

Take for example, a comment of mine that got me around 14 thumbs.

The content's punchline was "a literate girl is a lonely girl" and someone commented that "I like girls who read, **** me right?". Now he was unoriginal, but he set me up perfectly to reply "Nah, too busy reading". I used the phrase "**** me right" out of its traditional internet phrase context in order to make a witty response that was relevant to the content and above all original!

I challenge you to say any of the rollspam reactions possess those 3 traits and are thus deserving of positive attention.
#61 to #58 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
First off, they are kinda witty because it does not work for every post and for that same reason they are original, but i will admit it is a little overused. Although, it does set up some great response pictures...
#64 to #61 - Sethorein
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(11/11/2013) [-]
but they are all derived from the original picture thus making them completely unoriginal. Plus the punchline is predictable because we've already seen it in the content. If you succeed, happy face from the content. If you fail, sad face from the content.
#65 to #64 - lilgeo
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Which is why it is only applicable to some content... but i completely understand where you are coming from.
#68 to #7 - swagingroflcopter
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(11/11/2013) [-]
You do this on every god damn post. It's not fun, neither is original.
#67 - soulkiller
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(11/11/2013) [-]
"No one was spared, not even the nipples"
#156 to #67 - jizzletizzle
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Clever cunt.
#78 to #67 - greedtheavaricious
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(11/12/2013) [-]
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#45 - wretchedegg
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#70 - zorororonoa
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Too much Espurr, not enough Goomy
#85 to #70 - commissarcrunch
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(11/12/2013) [-]
wait isnt that the spunk dragon thing from the newest gen? honest question, i havent been playing since 3rd gen
#86 to #85 - zorororonoa
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Yes, it is the new 3 stage evolution dragon. Honestly, they don't look like dragons at all and the other two evolutions are fugly, but Goomy is adorable.
#165 to #70 - kombee
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I just made this. I was inspired by this thread
#155 to #70 - kitsunemochalite
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Aww yiss Goodra club activate
#159 to #70 - atma
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(11/12/2013) [-]
all hail the king
all hail the king
#77 to #70 - wamegor ONLINE
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(11/12/2013) [-]
dont worry take this
dont worry take this
#28 - violated
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(11/11/2013) [-]
ALL HAIL ESPURR!   
   
espurr.net/    
   
 GIF somewhat related
ALL HAIL ESPURR!

espurr.net/

GIF somewhat related
#50 - azelot
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(11/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#115 to #50 - anon
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#9 - danilawleit
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(11/11/2013) [-]
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#15 to #9 - xXDeadpoolXx
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(11/11/2013) [-]
i don't get it
#16 to #15 - danilawleit
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Espurr is ******* horrifying, basically.
#17 to #16 - xXDeadpoolXx
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(11/11/2013) [-]
why?
#18 to #17 - danilawleit
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Im not sure, it just has that creepiness that things supposed to be cute with big eyes have.
#149 to #18 - exclamation
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Cute
Scary
Big eyes
Deadly potential
A must have for me
#23 to #18 - windbound
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Espurr looks that way because it is preventing itself from relesing the psychic energy inside of itself. That energy would blow up just about anything within 300 feet.
#40 to #23 - Sethorein
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(11/11/2013) [-]
"...I have... I have an itch.... but if I scratch it... Everyone I love dies..."
#33 to #9 - anon
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