Must be horrible. .. Even his chest...
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#19 - extendingarm (11/11/2013) [-]
First thing I thought of
#3 - thatoldguy (11/11/2013) [-]
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#135 to #3 - ahreloco (11/12/2013) [-]
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#69 to #3 - zeropunt (11/11/2013) [-]
Here take this.
Here take this.
#72 to #69 - thatoldguy (11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks
Thanks
#4 to #3 - thatoldguy (11/11/2013) [-]
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#84 to #4 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #148 to #84 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
Needs a gif version
User avatar #150 to #148 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
yeah, but i dont know how to do gifs
User avatar #151 to #150 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
That's why we find a guy who can.

Specialization.
User avatar #152 to #151 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
or walcorn , funnyjunk's master of gif requests
User avatar #153 to #152 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
Ohh... master... 'vell, 'vell
User avatar #1 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/11/2013) [-]
Even his chest...
User avatar #75 to #1 - vampireinarm (11/12/2013) [-]
specially his chest
#5 to #1 - John Cena (11/11/2013) [-]
His nipples
#67 - soulkiller (11/11/2013) [-]
"No one was spared, not even the nipples"
User avatar #156 to #67 - jizzletizzle ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Clever cunt.
#70 - zorororonoa (11/11/2013) [-]
Too much Espurr, not enough Goomy
User avatar #85 to #70 - commissarcrunch (11/12/2013) [-]
wait isnt that the spunk dragon thing from the newest gen? honest question, i havent been playing since 3rd gen
User avatar #86 to #85 - zorororonoa (11/12/2013) [-]
Yes, it is the new 3 stage evolution dragon. Honestly, they don't look like dragons at all and the other two evolutions are fugly, but Goomy is adorable.
#165 to #70 - kombee (11/12/2013) [-]
I just made this. I was inspired by this thread
#155 to #70 - kitsunemochalite (11/12/2013) [-]
Aww yiss Goodra club activate
#159 to #70 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
all hail the king
all hail the king
#77 to #70 - wamegor (11/12/2013) [-]
dont worry take this
dont worry take this
#28 - violated (11/11/2013) [-]
ALL HAIL ESPURR!   
   
espurr.net/    
   
 GIF somewhat related
ALL HAIL ESPURR!

espurr.net/

GIF somewhat related
User avatar #71 - BeaverBalls (11/11/2013) [-]
i never knew that xatu is asian...
#83 to #71 - saltyfries ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
at first I was going to say Pokemon is from Japan, but then I got your joke  hue
at first I was going to say Pokemon is from Japan, but then I got your joke hue
#87 to #71 - lemanrouste (11/12/2013) [-]
I hate you. But at the same time I love you, you glorious asshole.
#79 to #71 - Lintutu (11/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #127 - zyconx (11/12/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Xatu is actually a green cat in a mayan bird costume
User avatar #143 to #127 - shugudugs (11/12/2013) [-]
(x) doubt.
#179 to #143 - stormtrooperface (11/12/2013) [-]
but I want to believe.... (x) files
#145 to #127 - caramelfox (11/12/2013) [-]
*Asian
*Asian
#9 - danilawleit (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #9 - xXDeadpoolXx (11/11/2013) [-]
i don't get it
User avatar #16 to #15 - danilawleit (11/11/2013) [-]
Espurr is ******* horrifying, basically.
User avatar #17 to #16 - xXDeadpoolXx (11/11/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #18 to #17 - danilawleit (11/11/2013) [-]
Im not sure, it just has that creepiness that things supposed to be cute with big eyes have.
User avatar #149 to #18 - exclamation (11/12/2013) [-]
Cute
Scary
Big eyes
Deadly potential
A must have for me
#23 to #18 - windbound (11/11/2013) [-]
Espurr looks that way because it is preventing itself from relesing the psychic energy inside of itself. That energy would blow up just about anything within 300 feet.
User avatar #40 to #23 - Sethorein (11/11/2013) [-]
"...I have... I have an itch.... but if I scratch it... Everyone I love dies..."
#33 to #9 - John Cena (11/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #76 to #22 - secondlawprevails ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
where is this from? Please
#50 - azelot (11/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#115 to #50 - John Cena (11/12/2013) [-]
#74 - furryflava (11/12/2013) [-]
espurr~!
#6 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
**lilgeo rolls 36**
#10 to #6 - pegasuster (11/11/2013) [-]
**pegasuster rolls 26**
#11 to #10 - pegasuster (11/11/2013) [-]
**pegasuster rolls 20** Uh oh
#12 to #11 - pegasuster (11/11/2013) [-]
**pegasuster rolls 21** Trying to help!
#13 to #12 - pegasuster (11/11/2013) [-]
**pegasuster rolls 00**...
#14 to #13 - pegasuster (11/11/2013) [-]
Okay here.
#7 to #6 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 to #7 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Not you again. You didn't even bother to thumbwhore in a different way.
User avatar #26 to #25 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
It's not thumb whoring. All that I am doing is manipulating the image in order to bring about a concept built into the website that I find enjoyable you uneducated cunt. Plus people love to see DUBS because they are hard to get and therefore enjoyable to see.
User avatar #27 to #26 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Telling me exactly what you just ******* did but with bigger then casual words doesn't automatically change the meaning or what you did. Which translates to...

"I am not thumb whoring! All I'm doing is changing a picture so I can roll a virtual dice so I can bring up an old community meme you (insert commonly used insult)".

The rest gives no regard for the fact that you have a backup plan for when the roll isn't lucky to still get thumbs but also for the fact that if you do it frequently enough, you'll get it. It's not that hard.

I'm not buying your extra/longer word ******** .

Yes, an old concept by which the template goes almost exactly as follows, done by more then one person:

1. Find comic
2. Pick relevant panel
3. Insert "dubs" in a context that makes sense
4. Include same image while rolling two digits
5. If said digits are doubles, sit back, watch the thumb counter increase while feeling your ass grow, or if you want extra thumbs...
6. If you want more thumbs or didn't get a lucky roll, post a continuation based on later panel, expressing things like dissapointment, shock, etc. or awe, cheering etc.

This template has been so overdone that it's now used by uncreative thumbwhores, sometimes by the same user on multiple posts.

And yes, this is overkill. I simply have a very low tolerance level for ******** .
#30 to #27 - John Cena (11/11/2013) [-]
lol u mad bro?
User avatar #31 to #30 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Not any more. His lack of a response suggests I hit the nail on the head.
#34 to #31 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Quite a strike too
User avatar #35 to #34 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I can't remember the last time something taken literal was amusing.
User avatar #36 to #35 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm glad to see we meet on some terms
User avatar #37 to #36 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Not too sure what to think at this point.
#39 to #37 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Wait so your okay with this concept as long as I don't spam, correct?
User avatar #43 to #39 - Sethorein (11/11/2013) [-]
dub rolling has a time and place:the ponyboard.
User avatar #41 to #39 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm disgusted with the concept in general, but it's more tolerable if not spammed. I'm not sure where the line is, to be honest.
User avatar #42 to #41 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Keeping in mind other people spam it, though.
User avatar #46 to #42 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Noted. First off, Sethorein, I am definitely not going to the pony board. Second, I haven't seen them in a while so I thought it might be something to get started again.
User avatar #51 to #46 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I agree with him. This website needs creativity and is OC starved to the point where you get thumbed down for demanding that a repost be accredited or expect something else.
User avatar #52 to #51 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Isn't what i am doing a form of OC in one shape or another?
User avatar #54 to #52 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
It depends on what you define as OC, really.
User avatar #55 to #54 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I mean i have to take an image and "manipulate it" which is technically original.
User avatar #60 to #55 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. If the idea driving the manipulation is original, then it could be considered original. But photoshopping a trollface on to a douchebag driver isn't very original.
User avatar #62 to #60 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Agreed, i try to steer clear of making montages too much
User avatar #48 to #46 - Sethorein (11/11/2013) [-]
never try to restart that **** . It's cancer.
#49 to #48 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
This is cancer
User avatar #53 to #49 - witislimited ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Agreed. At least we vote our own **** to the frontpage. 9Gag admins steal from reddit and smear the images and gifs with their watermark feces before they put it straight on trending instead of voting.
User avatar #58 to #49 - Sethorein (11/11/2013) [-]
More than one thing can be cancer.

Wit did a good job explaining the problem with dubs. There's no creativity. It's the same useless **** posted over and over again that just rakes in thumbs because new FJers think they're obligated to reward "le FJ Roll meem".

comments should be witty. They should be relevant to the content and above all they should be original.

Take for example, a comment of mine that got me around 14 thumbs.

The content's punchline was "a literate girl is a lonely girl" and someone commented that "I like girls who read, **** me right?". Now he was unoriginal, but he set me up perfectly to reply "Nah, too busy reading". I used the phrase " **** me right" out of its traditional internet phrase context in order to make a witty response that was relevant to the content and above all original!

I challenge you to say any of the rollspam reactions possess those 3 traits and are thus deserving of positive attention.
User avatar #61 to #58 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
First off, they are kinda witty because it does not work for every post and for that same reason they are original, but i will admit it is a little overused. Although, it does set up some great response pictures...
User avatar #64 to #61 - Sethorein (11/11/2013) [-]
but they are all derived from the original picture thus making them completely unoriginal. Plus the punchline is predictable because we've already seen it in the content. If you succeed, happy face from the content. If you fail, sad face from the content.
User avatar #65 to #64 - lilgeo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Which is why it is only applicable to some content... but i completely understand where you are coming from.
User avatar #147 to #26 - rokkarokkaali (11/12/2013) [-]
>dubs
>hard to get
It's a 1/10 chance, you're not getting anything but luck. It's not hard work that you got dubs or not on 1 roll, it's sheer chance. It's not even funny any more. It's one every other post. It's a ****** crop job and just writing dubs over anything else. I really hate how this trend revived itself along with hating feminists and meme culture.
and then the anon says u mad
#68 to #7 - swagingroflcopter (11/11/2013) [-]
You do this on every god damn post. It's not fun, neither is original.
User avatar #2 - pedobearRAW (11/11/2013) [-]
espurr.net/

what it saw
User avatar #24 to #2 - chaossniper (11/11/2013) [-]
lavender town's ghosts
#126 to #2 - aquawolf (11/12/2013) [-]
that is scary.
User avatar #163 - darkangeloffire (11/12/2013) [-]
Isn't Xatu already frozen in fear because he's simultaneously seeing the past and future in each eye?
User avatar #174 to #163 - Bad Man (11/12/2013) [-]
exactly
so what did he see
#141 - weirddark ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
#97 - FatherPedobear (11/12/2013) [-]
I don't know much about this pokemon. But it looks like the embodiment of Kwanzaa.
I don't know much about this pokemon. But it looks like the embodiment of Kwanzaa.
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