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#5 - cocoman
Reply -72
(10/16/2013) [-]
Had the same happen to me, but with a vibrator
I'm a dude.
#53 to #5 - garymotherfinoak
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
i dont get it, why the red thumbs?
#57 to #53 - cocoman
Reply -1
(10/17/2013) [-]
People didn't like my joke
#64 to #57 - guymandude
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
It's a bit too ambiguous.

Is the vibrator up your ass, and the control was in your backpack?
Is the vibrator in a girl, and you are controlling it?
Is the vibrator and the controller just inside your bag for no reason?

the lack of elaboration is part of this jokes downfall. but I'm no critic so if you want you could completely ignore this.
#77 to #64 - cocoman
Reply -1
(10/17/2013) [-]
well... you know... I didn't want to go in detail since it never really happened.
#78 to #77 - guymandude
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
no, you should! that is where the juicy goodness lies, in the details...

of the joke of course
#79 to #78 - cocoman
Reply -1
(10/17/2013) [-]
I'm afraid to try it in the future, since it went this bad this time.
Also, english isn't my first language so I might **** the joke up just as bad as I did this time
#17 to #5 - captainfuckitall
Reply +7
(10/17/2013) [-]
Why the **** would you have a vibrator in your bag?
#19 to #17 - northleech
Reply +14
(10/17/2013) [-]
To have someone to discuss politics with, why the **** do you think he has a vibrator in his bag?
#20 to #19 - captainfuckitall
Reply +8
(10/17/2013) [-]
What's he gonna do, rip it out and shove it in his ass right there? What kind of idiot keeps a sex toy in their bag at all times?
#66 to #20 - gearshift
Reply +1
(10/17/2013) [-]
...OP...
#33 to #20 - yuukoku
Reply -1
(10/17/2013) [-]
I keep a sex toy with me at all times so that I can throw it between two girls when a fight breaks out in the halls.
#35 to #33 - captainfuckitall
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
You're setting yourself up for disaster
#39 to #35 - yuukoku
Reply -2
(10/17/2013) [-]
I would be if I were currently in possession of it.

I actually just got rid of it today. This dude was being sort of a dick to my teacher, so I dropped it in his bag as he was leaving.
#52 to #39 - bagguhsleep ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
You may as well have said you were holding it for a friend.
#42 to #39 - captainfuckitall
Reply +2
(10/17/2013) [-]
Right.
#56 to #42 - yuukoku
Reply +1
(10/17/2013) [-]
...I never had it in the first place. I was lying to sound funny because my life has been ******* boring for the past few weeks.
#22 to #20 - northleech
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
Hey, I have no idea why this moron would fiddle with a vibrator during a class, I was just stating that it was obvious why he had it.
#7 to #5 - protest
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(10/16/2013) [-]
#76 to #7 - europe
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you be protesting?