Murica. . theblacksheep Source otterpops. s '.. today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn' t
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theblacksheep Source otterpops. s '..
today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was
like put your phone up and he didn' t and she was like twang give me your
phone or you' re going to the notice and he was We its not a phone and
then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken
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#1 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - cocoman (10/16/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Had the same happen to me, but with a vibrator
I'm a dude.
#8 - omizzle (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Teachers FW
User avatar #14 - FudgeCannon (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What, so he was just reaching in and touching the chicken?
User avatar #28 - sgc (10/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
10th grade
bad/new english teacher
my friend who is a stoner is sitting in the corner
looks out of it
PSSSST Sgc!
what?
he is holding a drumstick
what the..
hands it over to me
pulls out another one from kfc bucket in his bag, passes bag to me and motions me to keep passing it so i do
few minutes later the teacher sees us all eating chicken
she sighs and leaves
she quit after that year..wonder why
User avatar #43 - Hawke (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
today i was on funnyjunk and i saw this post on tumblr and the person who was on tumblr didn't use any commas or periods and i realized how retarded that is and i made a comment about it
#47 - volcanicdiarrhea (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>11th grade   
>Sitting in math class   
>Get text from a friend   
>He is going to a nearby restaurant for some chicken   
>He never eats the fries that come with it, so he offers them to me   
>Text back "Sure, just sneak into my class and give them to me."   
>Fast forward about 15 minutes   
>He just opens the door, walks in, puts a brown bag on my desk, and walks out   
>Real 						*******					 smooth, John.   
>Hide the bag in my backpack   
>Teacher asks "So who's your little friend there, anon?"   
>Just look down in shame   
>Wait a few minutes for things to calm down   
>Just start eating the fries, one at a time, really quietly   
>A few minutes later, I'm about 2/3 done the box   
>Teacher catches the smell of it   
>"WHO HAS FOOD?!"   
>...   
>"WHO HAS FOOD AND DIDN'T SHARE?!"   
He never did find out it was me.   
Mr. S, if you read this (And I know you are on FJ), guess who.
>11th grade
>Sitting in math class
>Get text from a friend
>He is going to a nearby restaurant for some chicken
>He never eats the fries that come with it, so he offers them to me
>Text back "Sure, just sneak into my class and give them to me."
>Fast forward about 15 minutes
>He just opens the door, walks in, puts a brown bag on my desk, and walks out
>Real ******* smooth, John.
>Hide the bag in my backpack
>Teacher asks "So who's your little friend there, anon?"
>Just look down in shame
>Wait a few minutes for things to calm down
>Just start eating the fries, one at a time, really quietly
>A few minutes later, I'm about 2/3 done the box
>Teacher catches the smell of it
>"WHO HAS FOOD?!"
>...
>"WHO HAS FOOD AND DIDN'T SHARE?!"
He never did find out it was me.
Mr. S, if you read this (And I know you are on FJ), guess who.
#50 - bookyle (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - tightastic (10/17/2013) [-]
CHICKEN?!
CHICKEN?!
#62 - Bravechampion (10/17/2013) [-]
Mmmm, yes
Mmmm, yes
#60 - fishandchips (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How'd he manage to get a bucket into his bag without it getting all squished and **** .
#34 - thedarkkight (10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 - boobfreckles (10/17/2013) [-]
**boobfreckles rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at She's a head of her time. ** what I'll pull out of my bag
#16 - dontknowmeatall (10/17/2013) [-]
Before FJ I wouldn't have imagined a black kid.
#9 - trystanvierra (10/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**trystanvierra rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at the face of evil ** What's in my bag.
User avatar #27 to #12 - smokekusheveryday (10/17/2013) [-]
I want the sauce!!!
#46 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
k
#38 - bapsmcgee (10/17/2013) [-]
Give me some of your tater tots dudeee
User avatar #36 - lolkoi (10/17/2013) [-]
Doesn't know how to use 'murica
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