Murica. . theblacksheep Source otterpops. s '.. today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn' t
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theblacksheep Source otterpops. s '..
today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was
like put your phone up and he didn' t and she was like twang give me your
phone or you' re going to the notice and he was We its not a phone and
then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken
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#1 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - cocoman (10/16/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Had the same happen to me, but with a vibrator
I'm a dude.
#8 - omizzle (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Teachers FW
User avatar #14 - FudgeCannon (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What, so he was just reaching in and touching the chicken?
User avatar #28 - sgc (10/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
10th grade
bad/new english teacher
my friend who is a stoner is sitting in the corner
looks out of it
PSSSST Sgc!
what?
he is holding a drumstick
what the..
hands it over to me
pulls out another one from kfc bucket in his bag, passes bag to me and motions me to keep passing it so i do
few minutes later the teacher sees us all eating chicken
she sighs and leaves
she quit after that year..wonder why
User avatar #43 - Hawke (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
today i was on funnyjunk and i saw this post on tumblr and the person who was on tumblr didn't use any commas or periods and i realized how retarded that is and i made a comment about it
#47 - volcanicdiarrhea ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>11th grade   
>Sitting in math class   
>Get text from a friend   
>He is going to a nearby restaurant for some chicken   
>He never eats the fries that come with it, so he offers them to me   
>Text back "Sure, just sneak into my class and give them to me."   
>Fast forward about 15 minutes   
>He just opens the door, walks in, puts a brown bag on my desk, and walks out   
>Real 						*******					 smooth, John.   
>Hide the bag in my backpack   
>Teacher asks "So who's your little friend there, anon?"   
>Just look down in shame   
>Wait a few minutes for things to calm down   
>Just start eating the fries, one at a time, really quietly   
>A few minutes later, I'm about 2/3 done the box   
>Teacher catches the smell of it   
>"WHO HAS FOOD?!"   
>...   
>"WHO HAS FOOD AND DIDN'T SHARE?!"   
He never did find out it was me.   
Mr. S, if you read this (And I know you are on FJ), guess who.
>11th grade
>Sitting in math class
>Get text from a friend
>He is going to a nearby restaurant for some chicken
>He never eats the fries that come with it, so he offers them to me
>Text back "Sure, just sneak into my class and give them to me."
>Fast forward about 15 minutes
>He just opens the door, walks in, puts a brown bag on my desk, and walks out
>Real ******* smooth, John.
>Hide the bag in my backpack
>Teacher asks "So who's your little friend there, anon?"
>Just look down in shame
>Wait a few minutes for things to calm down
>Just start eating the fries, one at a time, really quietly
>A few minutes later, I'm about 2/3 done the box
>Teacher catches the smell of it
>"WHO HAS FOOD?!"
>...
>"WHO HAS FOOD AND DIDN'T SHARE?!"
He never did find out it was me.
Mr. S, if you read this (And I know you are on FJ), guess who.
#50 - bookyle (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - tightastic (10/17/2013) [-]
CHICKEN?!
CHICKEN?!
#62 - Bravechampion (10/17/2013) [-]
Mmmm, yes
Mmmm, yes
#60 - fishandchips (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How'd he manage to get a bucket into his bag without it getting all squished and **** .
#34 - thedarkkight (10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 - boobfreckles (10/17/2013) [-]
**boobfreckles rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at She's a head of her time. ** what I'll pull out of my bag
#16 - dontknowmeatall (10/17/2013) [-]
Before FJ I wouldn't have imagined a black kid.
#9 - trystanvierra (10/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**trystanvierra rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at the face of evil ** What's in my bag.
User avatar #27 to #12 - smokekusheveryday (10/17/2013) [-]
I want the sauce!!!
User avatar #21 - captinchikin (10/17/2013) [-]
One of my friends took a phone case off of his phone in the middle of class. He waited until the teacher called on him, and then he said "hold on" and started talking. The teacher got mad and walked over to him, and was right next to him and the kid gave him the case. His face was priceless.
User avatar #4 - BILLYBAM (10/16/2013) [-]
my teacher once told me to put my phone up in math class it was a ******* calculator
#3 - gisuar (10/16/2013) [-]
happened to me but with a book

wow that sounds so fedora...
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