Murica. . theblacksheep Source otterpops. s '.. today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn' t
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Murica

theblacksheep Source otterpops. s '..
today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was
like put your phone up and he didn' t and she was like twang give me your
phone or you' re going to the notice and he was We its not a phone and
then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken
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#1 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - FudgeCannon (10/17/2013) [-]
What, so he was just reaching in and touching the chicken?
#69 to #14 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
I often touch my chicken in class.
#29 to #14 - sofiesoflam (10/17/2013) [-]
That's what you do with fried chicken, right?
#8 - omizzle (10/16/2013) [-]
Teachers FW
#49 to #8 - greatgranpapy (10/17/2013) [-]
That picture gets me every time.
That picture gets me every time.
User avatar #43 - Hawke (10/17/2013) [-]
today i was on funnyjunk and i saw this post on tumblr and the person who was on tumblr didn't use any commas or periods and i realized how retarded that is and i made a comment about it
User avatar #45 to #43 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
congratulations
User avatar #28 - sgc (10/17/2013) [-]
10th grade
bad/new english teacher
my friend who is a stoner is sitting in the corner
looks out of it
PSSSST Sgc!
what?
he is holding a drumstick
what the..
hands it over to me
pulls out another one from kfc bucket in his bag, passes bag to me and motions me to keep passing it so i do
few minutes later the teacher sees us all eating chicken
she sighs and leaves
she quit after that year..wonder why
#31 to #28 - Dwarf (10/17/2013) [-]
omg he a stoner in 10th grade n he hi n English n sht omg he so cool #yolo amirite? he must have lots of swag
#40 to #31 - ohemgeezus (10/17/2013) [-]
wow, you're quite the little cancer, aren't you?
wow, you're quite the little cancer, aren't you?
User avatar #59 to #31 - quadrilateral (10/17/2013) [-]
Ironic *********** is still ***********
#48 to #31 - mudkipftw (10/17/2013) [-]
Trying to ******* decipher that. Holy **** .
#74 to #31 - tacticalbacon (10/17/2013) [-]
I have done it, "Oh my god, he is a stoner in tenth grade and he is in English and **** , oh my god he is so cool (hashtag) you only live once am I right? he must have lots of *i refuse to type this word out*
#47 - volcanicdiarrhea (10/17/2013) [-]
>11th grade   
>Sitting in math class   
>Get text from a friend   
>He is going to a nearby restaurant for some chicken   
>He never eats the fries that come with it, so he offers them to me   
>Text back "Sure, just sneak into my class and give them to me."   
>Fast forward about 15 minutes   
>He just opens the door, walks in, puts a brown bag on my desk, and walks out   
>Real 			*******		 smooth, John.   
>Hide the bag in my backpack   
>Teacher asks "So who's your little friend there, anon?"   
>Just look down in shame   
>Wait a few minutes for things to calm down   
>Just start eating the fries, one at a time, really quietly   
>A few minutes later, I'm about 2/3 done the box   
>Teacher catches the smell of it   
>"WHO HAS FOOD?!"   
>...   
>"WHO HAS FOOD AND DIDN'T SHARE?!"   
He never did find out it was me.   
Mr. S, if you read this (And I know you are on FJ), guess who.
>11th grade
>Sitting in math class
>Get text from a friend
>He is going to a nearby restaurant for some chicken
>He never eats the fries that come with it, so he offers them to me
>Text back "Sure, just sneak into my class and give them to me."
>Fast forward about 15 minutes
>He just opens the door, walks in, puts a brown bag on my desk, and walks out
>Real ******* smooth, John.
>Hide the bag in my backpack
>Teacher asks "So who's your little friend there, anon?"
>Just look down in shame
>Wait a few minutes for things to calm down
>Just start eating the fries, one at a time, really quietly
>A few minutes later, I'm about 2/3 done the box
>Teacher catches the smell of it
>"WHO HAS FOOD?!"
>...
>"WHO HAS FOOD AND DIDN'T SHARE?!"
He never did find out it was me.
Mr. S, if you read this (And I know you are on FJ), guess who.
User avatar #51 to #47 - spyisspy (10/17/2013) [-]
time to hack into KFC and download all of the chicken
#44 - tightastic (10/17/2013) [-]
CHICKEN?!
CHICKEN?!
#73 to #50 - Spikeydeath (10/17/2013) [-]
The fbi is on it's way for your evil threats, have you been playing grand theft auto again
#62 - Bravechampion (10/17/2013) [-]
Mmmm, yes
Mmmm, yes
#60 - fishandchips (10/17/2013) [-]
How'd he manage to get a bucket into his bag without it getting all squished and **** .
#71 to #60 - zakaizer (10/17/2013) [-]
How did he mange to get a bucket of fried chicken in and no-one else smell it?
User avatar #72 to #71 - cdsams (10/17/2013) [-]
He obviously goes to an all white school.
#34 - thedarkkight (10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 - dontknowmeatall (10/17/2013) [-]
Before FJ I wouldn't have imagined a black kid.
#24 - boobfreckles (10/17/2013) [-]
**boobfreckles rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at She's a head of her time. ** what I'll pull out of my bag
#3 - gisuar (10/16/2013) [-]
happened to me but with a book

wow that sounds so fedora...
User avatar #5 - cocoman (10/16/2013) [-]
Had the same happen to me, but with a vibrator
I'm a dude.
User avatar #53 to #5 - garymotherfinoak (10/17/2013) [-]
i dont get it, why the red thumbs?
User avatar #57 to #53 - cocoman (10/17/2013) [-]
People didn't like my joke
User avatar #64 to #57 - guymandude (10/17/2013) [-]
It's a bit too ambiguous.

Is the vibrator up your ass, and the control was in your backpack?
Is the vibrator in a girl, and you are controlling it?
Is the vibrator and the controller just inside your bag for no reason?

the lack of elaboration is part of this jokes downfall. but I'm no critic so if you want you could completely ignore this.
User avatar #77 to #64 - cocoman (10/17/2013) [-]
well... you know... I didn't want to go in detail since it never really happened.
User avatar #78 to #77 - guymandude (10/17/2013) [-]
no, you should! that is where the juicy goodness lies, in the details...

of the joke of course
User avatar #79 to #78 - cocoman (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm afraid to try it in the future, since it went this bad this time.
Also, english isn't my first language so I might **** the joke up just as bad as I did this time
User avatar #17 to #5 - captainfuckitall (10/17/2013) [-]
Why the **** would you have a vibrator in your bag?
User avatar #19 to #17 - northleech (10/17/2013) [-]
To have someone to discuss politics with, why the **** do you think he has a vibrator in his bag?
User avatar #20 to #19 - captainfuckitall (10/17/2013) [-]
What's he gonna do, rip it out and shove it in his ass right there? What kind of idiot keeps a sex toy in their bag at all times?
User avatar #66 to #20 - gearshift (10/17/2013) [-]
...OP...
User avatar #22 to #20 - northleech (10/17/2013) [-]
Hey, I have no idea why this moron would fiddle with a vibrator during a class, I was just stating that it was obvious why he had it.
User avatar #33 to #20 - yuukoku (10/17/2013) [-]
I keep a sex toy with me at all times so that I can throw it between two girls when a fight breaks out in the halls.
User avatar #35 to #33 - captainfuckitall (10/17/2013) [-]
You're setting yourself up for disaster
User avatar #39 to #35 - yuukoku (10/17/2013) [-]
I would be if I were currently in possession of it.

I actually just got rid of it today. This dude was being sort of a dick to my teacher, so I dropped it in his bag as he was leaving.
User avatar #42 to #39 - captainfuckitall (10/17/2013) [-]
Right.
#56 to #42 - yuukoku (10/17/2013) [-]
...I never had it in the first place. I was lying to sound funny because my life has been ******* boring for the past few weeks.
User avatar #52 to #39 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
You may as well have said you were holding it for a friend.
User avatar #76 to #7 - europe (10/17/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you be protesting?
#75 - moldypubes (10/17/2013) [-]
>End of Senior year
>Not doing **** in class
>On phone bored
>Teacher is like, give me your phone
>No.
>Give it to me or your going to the office
>Fine.
>Get up and walk out.
>Went to the office, and sat on my phone in the waiting room
>Told to go back to class

....wtf guys
User avatar #81 to #75 - richardastley (10/18/2013) [-]
At least you got to use your phone. Also, your username is ******* disgusting.
#82 to #81 - moldypubes (10/18/2013) [-]
It's my username because it's real.
#65 - bdowns (10/17/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Oldie ** gimme your tots
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