Murica. . theblacksheep Source otterpops. s '.. today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn' t  Murica theblacksheep Source otterpops s ' today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up he didn' t
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today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was
like put your phone up and he didn' t and she was like twang give me your
phone or you' re going to the notice and he was We its not a phone and
then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken
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#1 - jeminuzback **User deleted account**
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(10/16/2013) [-]
#5 - cocoman
Reply -72
(10/16/2013) [-]
Had the same happen to me, but with a vibrator
I'm a dude.
#53 to #5 - garymotherfinoak
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(10/17/2013) [-]
i dont get it, why the red thumbs?
#57 to #53 - cocoman
Reply -1
(10/17/2013) [-]
People didn't like my joke
#64 to #57 - guymandude
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(10/17/2013) [-]
It's a bit too ambiguous.

Is the vibrator up your ass, and the control was in your backpack?
Is the vibrator in a girl, and you are controlling it?
Is the vibrator and the controller just inside your bag for no reason?

the lack of elaboration is part of this jokes downfall. but I'm no critic so if you want you could completely ignore this.
#77 to #64 - cocoman
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(10/17/2013) [-]
well... you know... I didn't want to go in detail since it never really happened.
#78 to #77 - guymandude
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
no, you should! that is where the juicy goodness lies, in the details...

of the joke of course
#79 to #78 - cocoman
Reply -1
(10/17/2013) [-]
I'm afraid to try it in the future, since it went this bad this time.
Also, english isn't my first language so I might **** the joke up just as bad as I did this time
#17 to #5 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +7
(10/17/2013) [-]
Why the **** would you have a vibrator in your bag?
#19 to #17 - northleech
Reply +14
(10/17/2013) [-]
To have someone to discuss politics with, why the **** do you think he has a vibrator in his bag?
#20 to #19 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +8
(10/17/2013) [-]
What's he gonna do, rip it out and shove it in his ass right there? What kind of idiot keeps a sex toy in their bag at all times?
#66 to #20 - gearshift
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(10/17/2013) [-]
...OP...
#22 to #20 - northleech
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Hey, I have no idea why this moron would fiddle with a vibrator during a class, I was just stating that it was obvious why he had it.
#33 to #20 - yuukoku
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I keep a sex toy with me at all times so that I can throw it between two girls when a fight breaks out in the halls.
#35 to #33 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(10/17/2013) [-]
You're setting yourself up for disaster
#39 to #35 - yuukoku
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I would be if I were currently in possession of it.

I actually just got rid of it today. This dude was being sort of a dick to my teacher, so I dropped it in his bag as he was leaving.
#42 to #39 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +2
(10/17/2013) [-]
Right.
#56 to #42 - yuukoku
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(10/17/2013) [-]
...I never had it in the first place. I was lying to sound funny because my life has been ******* boring for the past few weeks.
#52 to #39 - bagguhsleep ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
You may as well have said you were holding it for a friend.
#7 to #5 - protest
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(10/16/2013) [-]
#76 to #7 - europe
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you be protesting?
#8 - omizzle
Reply +71
(10/16/2013) [-]
Teachers FW
#49 to #8 - greatgranpapy ONLINE
Reply +1
(10/17/2013) [-]
That picture gets me every time.
That picture gets me every time.
#14 - FudgeCannon
Reply +55
(10/17/2013) [-]
What, so he was just reaching in and touching the chicken?
#69 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
I often touch my chicken in class.
#29 to #14 - sofiesoflam
Reply +2
(10/17/2013) [-]
That's what you do with fried chicken, right?
#32 to #14 - wintzer
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(10/17/2013) [-]
#28 - sgc
Reply +30
(10/17/2013) [-]
10th grade
bad/new english teacher
my friend who is a stoner is sitting in the corner
looks out of it
PSSSST Sgc!
what?
he is holding a drumstick
what the..
hands it over to me
pulls out another one from kfc bucket in his bag, passes bag to me and motions me to keep passing it so i do
few minutes later the teacher sees us all eating chicken
she sighs and leaves
she quit after that year..wonder why
#31 to #28 - Dwarf
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(10/17/2013) [-]
omg he a stoner in 10th grade n he hi n English n sht omg he so cool #yolo amirite? he must have lots of swag
#40 to #31 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply +9
(10/17/2013) [-]
wow, you're quite the little cancer, aren't you?
wow, you're quite the little cancer, aren't you?
#59 to #31 - quadrilateral
Reply +1
(10/17/2013) [-]
Ironic *********** is still ***********
#74 to #31 - tacticalbacon
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I have done it, "Oh my god, he is a stoner in tenth grade and he is in English and ****, oh my god he is so cool (hashtag) you only live once am I right? he must have lots of *i refuse to type this word out*
#70 to #31 - heroicvenom
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(10/17/2013) [-]
#48 to #31 - mudkipftw
Reply -2
(10/17/2013) [-]
Trying to ******* decipher that. Holy ****.
#43 - Hawke
Reply +18
(10/17/2013) [-]
today i was on funnyjunk and i saw this post on tumblr and the person who was on tumblr didn't use any commas or periods and i realized how retarded that is and i made a comment about it
#45 to #43 - badmotorfinger
Reply +4
(10/17/2013) [-]
congratulations
#41 - irishpunker
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(10/17/2013) [-]
#47 - volcanicdiarrhea
Reply +11
(10/17/2013) [-]
>11th grade   
>Sitting in math class   
>Get text from a friend   
>He is going to a nearby restaurant for some chicken   
>He never eats the fries that come with it, so he offers them to me   
>Text back "Sure, just sneak into my class and give them to me."   
>Fast forward about 15 minutes   
>He just opens the door, walks in, puts a brown bag on my desk, and walks out   
>Real ******* smooth, John.   
>Hide the bag in my backpack   
>Teacher asks "So who's your little friend there, anon?"   
>Just look down in shame   
>Wait a few minutes for things to calm down   
>Just start eating the fries, one at a time, really quietly   
>A few minutes later, I'm about 2/3 done the box   
>Teacher catches the smell of it   
>"WHO HAS FOOD?!"   
>...   
>"WHO HAS FOOD AND DIDN'T SHARE?!"   
He never did find out it was me.   
Mr. S, if you read this (And I know you are on FJ), guess who.
>11th grade
>Sitting in math class
>Get text from a friend
>He is going to a nearby restaurant for some chicken
>He never eats the fries that come with it, so he offers them to me
>Text back "Sure, just sneak into my class and give them to me."
>Fast forward about 15 minutes
>He just opens the door, walks in, puts a brown bag on my desk, and walks out
>Real ******* smooth, John.
>Hide the bag in my backpack
>Teacher asks "So who's your little friend there, anon?"
>Just look down in shame
>Wait a few minutes for things to calm down
>Just start eating the fries, one at a time, really quietly
>A few minutes later, I'm about 2/3 done the box
>Teacher catches the smell of it
>"WHO HAS FOOD?!"
>...
>"WHO HAS FOOD AND DIDN'T SHARE?!"
He never did find out it was me.
Mr. S, if you read this (And I know you are on FJ), guess who.
#51 to #47 - spyisspy
Reply +5
(10/17/2013) [-]
time to hack into KFC and download all of the chicken
#50 - bookyle
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(10/17/2013) [-]
#73 to #50 - Spikeydeath
Reply 0
(10/17/2013) [-]
The fbi is on it's way for your evil threats, have you been playing grand theft auto again
#11 - griffeni ONLINE
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(10/16/2013) [-]