Murica. . do you even america? ',,,e, i america' d ante . now i piss red white and blue doctor says its pancreatic cancer 2 Astrid him to shut his commie Knuth
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#2 - crazyolitis (10/07/2013) [-]
More like 'patriotic' cancer!

Now that we have that over-used joke out of the way, I'm sure we'll have some original and fun comments!

Have a random pic.
#26 to #2 - Rascal (10/08/2013) [-]
"we'll have some original and fun comments" Are we talking about the same FunnyJunk here?
User avatar #37 to #2 - drunkasaurus (10/08/2013) [-]
Sad it took a ******* plague to kick our ass into gear. I bet aliens know we exist and we're just the slow planet of galaxy that everyone laughs at. Instead of calling each other retarded they call each other earth.
User avatar #65 to #37 - dapianoman (10/08/2013) [-]
"lol g'hnjh'nuluu is SUCH a human hahahaha"
User avatar #39 to #37 - crazyolitis (10/08/2013) [-]
Pretty sure it's coincidence. Had the plague been 1000 years earlier, we would have had the same kick in the gear.
#9 to #2 - superblade (10/07/2013) [-]
and that why i'm scare of the futur
User avatar #10 to #9 - zabrakel (10/07/2013) [-]
you missed a few lette
User avatar #16 to #9 - zerokiller (10/08/2013) [-]
It's okay space travel and colonization are right around the corner. We'll have plenty of people to go out into the universe and destroy other planets for a change.
User avatar #60 to #16 - nebuchadnezzaurus (10/08/2013) [-]
How are they around the corner? I've been trying to keep up to date with space news, but so far as I know we are nowhere near colonizing any of the Solar system's planets (of which only 4 are even solid matter), let alone travelling beyond it.
User avatar #68 to #60 - zerokiller (10/09/2013) [-]
With the rate technology is advancing we'll be traveling space within a century or two, I consider that right around the corner. You may consider around the corner a fer years.
#8 - mrmamric (10/07/2013) [-]
This man misspelled Patriotic Cancer.
User avatar #14 to #8 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Damn, you beat me to it
#15 - LtMcG ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
#1 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 to #1 - mrmeatman **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#34 to #6 - sirhyde (10/08/2013) [-]
TwoBestFriends so hype!!
TwoBestFriends so hype!!
#38 to #34 - mrmeatman **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [-]
THE HYPEST GAMEPLAY ON YOUTUBE
THE HYPEST GAMEPLAY ON YOUTUBE
#46 to #38 - sirhyde (10/08/2013) [-]
It is so hype
#7 - gibroner (10/07/2013) [-]
suck my freedom
suck my freedom
#3 - erbwie (10/07/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #42 to #36 - mistafishy (10/08/2013) [-]
So why was this thumbed down when I got here?
User avatar #44 to #42 - sirhyde (10/08/2013) [-]
I didnt know it was thumbed down
User avatar #45 to #44 - mistafishy (10/08/2013) [-]
now it isn't
#47 to #45 - sirhyde (10/08/2013) [-]
excellent
excellent
#56 to #36 - SILENCEnight (10/08/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at Gaming as a Kid. ** One of the few Americans in the series- douchebag biker.
#17 - childpls (10/08/2013) [-]
MFW I see 'Murica posts and I'm not American nor do I live there.
#40 to #17 - jalthelas (10/08/2013) [-]
America in a nutshell.
#20 to #13 - gmarrox ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
#63 - classicvictory (10/08/2013) [-]
dont you mean PATRIOTIC CANCER!!!
#5 - windmagevaati (10/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #23 - theavatarspupil (10/08/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: People who make fun of/ fear/ hate Communism usually don't know what it is, and just know that we used to persecute "Card-carrying" Communists (some ******** that McCarthy made up to make "Communists" seem like a rising group of radicals. Besides, the only way to be a Communist is to either strongly believe in the Communist party's beliefs, much like a Democrat or a Republican, or to live in a Communist country.) That, or they're doing it to be funny.
#27 to #23 - soluvy (10/08/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up, freedom hatin commie
#29 to #27 - theavatarspupil (10/08/2013) [-]
In the words of the great Carl Marx,

" **** the Bourgeois."

Communist party is best party because everybody is equally wasted.
#30 to #29 - soluvy (10/08/2013) [-]
In the words of Karl Marx

" **** freedom , Jesus, and football, i just wanna grow dope facial hair"
I'm not sure about the source
User avatar #31 to #30 - theavatarspupil (10/08/2013) [-]
**** , I knew it was Karl.... Major brain fart...
#28 to #23 - playerdous (10/08/2013) [-]
So people make fun of communism are doing so to be funny. Huh, I've never thought about it that way. Btw I understand Ayn Rand's first book "We the living" was said to not understand communism, although she was born and raised in Russia.
#32 to #23 - twofreegerbils (10/08/2013) [-]
Do I detect...


..commie speak?
User avatar #33 to #32 - theavatarspupil (10/08/2013) [-]
Приветствую славных коммунистических лидеров Советского Союза
#51 to #23 - partisan (10/08/2013) [-]
Probably the latter.
User avatar #52 to #51 - theavatarspupil (10/08/2013) [-]
It's about 40/60
#67 to #23 - undeadwill (10/08/2013) [-]
A commie? On my funny junk?

Oh hell to the no. Faggot do you even capitalism?

<-- Pic related.
#41 to #23 - teranin ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, most people who tell you to love jesus or burn in hell haven't read the bible either. Welcome to humanity, think of the average person and then try to remember that half of the people on earth are actually stupider than that, and will sheep to what convincing people say because they lack the mental faculties to critically examine ******** .

Communism is an ideal that doesn't understand humans, and that is why it always fails even though the theories behind it all sound nice to the uninformed. Now, let's cut this giant cheesecake, and appreciate capitalism.
User avatar #48 to #41 - theavatarspupil (10/08/2013) [-]
No matter what, every form of government has flaws. If there was a perfect form of government, it would be reworked to be corrupt or exploited in some way.
#54 to #48 - teranin ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
True, but the reason capitalism works is that it clearly understands and rewards people for actions motivated by natural human behavior, that being competativeness, survival instinct, and desire. It is the ultimate hypocrisy that said system is so heavily endorsed by christians, when so many aspects of that system are treated as ungodly, but that's all part of how incredibly genius it is. Communism is the ideal of a pseudo-intellectual, generally presenting as a power grab by the evil and convincing, but Capitalism is an engine fueled by human nature. The real danger to capitalist countries isn't communism, as it is a system that will always fail eventually with humans behind the wheel, but rather corporatism, which is a far more silent knife, which is currently digging itself deep into America's ribcage.
#66 - deadnorsewarrior (10/08/2013) [-]
**deadnorsewarrior rolled a random comment #1 posted by octaviano at mum ** :
Oh look, a variation of a your-mom-joke.
How amusing.
#64 - genericnickname (10/08/2013) [-]
Have a nice big glass of American Freedom.
#62 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [-]
#58 - rinaz (10/08/2013) [-]
**rinaz rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Raep palm ** Freedom.
User avatar #59 to #58 - rinaz (10/08/2013) [-]
That's not freedom at all.
User avatar #55 - markipliergame (10/08/2013) [-]
George Washington
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