Multiple Choices. . OMG! ';fll many choices! when Whoa l, So many choices, what do I pick?!. mfw it takes me half an hour to find the perfect video and when I click it the cameraman won't shut the up
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#12 - boneristic (01/05/2014) [-]
mfw it takes me half an hour to find the perfect video and when I click it the cameraman won't shut the **** up
User avatar #38 to #12 - traks (01/05/2014) [-]
I have a confession to make
I bought a subscription to bang bros, for this exact reason
#40 to #38 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
wow, someone still pays for porns in 2014
just a tip: you can find it for free
#124 to #40 - markonj (01/05/2014) [-]
Seriously though, a password for bangbros is extremely hard to find, and believe me I have tried many times.
That's me though. I usually stick to brazzers because there are tons of passes out there.
#62 to #12 - mrforgetful (01/05/2014) [-]
Do cameramen talk in straight porn videos? That is so weird.
User avatar #63 to #62 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Not weird. ******* annoying.
#66 to #63 - mrforgetful (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I suppose it's a boner killer.
User avatar #68 to #66 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Assuming you're gay or a girl who's fan of gay videos, imagine a bitch with annoying voice that talks and talks and talks and laughs and says "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and talks more. If you're able to imagine that, then you'll understand all these people's frustration.
#70 to #68 - mrforgetful (01/05/2014) [-]
I think Ellen would LOVE to do that.
User avatar #72 to #70 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Fortunately, I live in a world where I've never heard her talking.
User avatar #86 to #12 - dagreatmax (01/05/2014) [-]
Or when the guy banging the girl moans louder than the girl and then the girl does that awkward face when the guy goes ape **** .
User avatar #18 to #12 - hudis (01/05/2014) [-]
That's the worst. Especially if you, like me, can't ******* handle a male voice in porn. Just puts me out of the mood completely for some reason.
#115 to #18 - confusedasian (01/05/2014) [-]
I can't stand talking in porn all together.
I can't stand talking in porn all together.
User avatar #127 to #115 - tittentei (01/05/2014) [-]
Same. The talking is just cringeful, and what's the point? Also I don't like obviously fake moaning.
#120 to #115 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
you're not liked on this thread
FACK OFF MATE
User avatar #87 to #18 - chimpaflimp (01/05/2014) [-]
Lessie porn.
#95 to #87 - rdobet (01/05/2014) [-]
Not my thing either.
Although honestly I dislike sound in porn for the most part since its usually just like 30 minutes of fake moaning anyway.
#129 to #18 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
I swear to god this is true. I wanted to watch lebian videos, so I watched some sensual massage, and I kid you not, they had actually added a male indian voice describing what was going on. Not on the tape, but over the tape like some ******* MW2 commentary. The ******* point of a lesbian video is to leave out the males, and you add a ******* male voice to it? Goddamnit, Reggie.
User avatar #125 to #18 - tittentei (01/05/2014) [-]
I can't handle it either. I mean, how are you going to imagine yourself being that guy when he makes cringeful remarks like "your pussy is so tight, ohhhh yeahhh, feels like a 12 year old"?
User avatar #186 to #125 - hudis (01/05/2014) [-]
Then you have POV videos where the guy is talking. I mean, that doesn't even make sense. It makes sense in proper scenes, especially when there is a story, because then the dude is a character. But the entire point of POV porn is for the viewer to imagine himself being that guy. How on earth is that possible when some 30-year-old voice with the douchiest way of talking keeps saying **** like, "oh yeah bitch suck my big fat cock, I wanna fill you up and **** you senseless you little whore, oh yeah take it all"? Ugh.
#34 - envinite (01/05/2014) [-]
Mfw a good porn ends with a scene where the girl get cummed on, but the cameraman decided to focus on the dude's face expression a second after the cumming scene.

Mfw jizzing when this happens
User avatar #171 to #34 - NinjaHermit (01/05/2014) [-]
Personally, what bugs me more is when the guy pulls his dick away from the girl's mouth/hand/whatever so that he can jack himself off.
#46 to #34 - makebate (01/05/2014) [-]
I just can't stand most porns ending with dudes comming on girls faces, but yeah... guess that's just me
User avatar #37 to #34 - ODSTRuler (01/05/2014) [-]
You jizz on your face when you finish?
#74 to #37 - envinite (01/05/2014) [-]
There's a time when us, men ejaculate so hard that our sperm spurt onto our own very face.
#84 to #74 - ODSTRuler (01/05/2014) [-]
That is very sadly true.
That is very sadly true.
User avatar #42 to #37 - dreadedsin (01/05/2014) [-]
Ok, the longest dick competition has really got out of hand.
#28 - bigdogmt (01/05/2014) [-]
I think this version is slightly more accurate...
#147 to #28 - jaketasticness (01/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. Pretty much what I thought was gonna happen when I read the OC

except for ******* Gaben XD
User avatar #148 to #28 - seratyo ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
What the **** currency is that steam store using?
User avatar #154 to #148 - bloodyspy (01/05/2014) [-]
I think... it's the russian currency.
Figures.
#39 to #28 - tepe (01/05/2014) [-]
The answer to that one is easy, pic related
User avatar #156 to #28 - matttboyagain (01/05/2014) [-]
There were so many games last month that I actually wanted for only 5 bucks. Got all but one. So I'm really happy.
User avatar #158 to #156 - bigdogmt (01/05/2014) [-]
I bought three games and got Farcry 3 for christmas; I really love steam sales
User avatar #159 to #158 - matttboyagain (01/05/2014) [-]
I really wanted RAGE but it never went below 50 percent off. Oh well. I got everything else I wanted. I don't buy Steam games unless they get really low. lol
#56 to #28 - xxTheJesterxx (01/05/2014) [-]
******* Gaben in the background.

Also I think the most accurate version would be with steam and porn both pulled up.
#22 - mexicandudeinsd (01/05/2014) [-]
"papi chulo"
"papi chulo"
User avatar #54 to #22 - ichbinzweijahrealt (01/05/2014) [-]
your username is very related
User avatar #80 to #22 - callmepolyt (01/05/2014) [-]
YES MY SPANISH SPEAKING MEMBERS ARE ARRIVING
#33 to #22 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
YOU SAW IT TOO
#4 - optimos (01/04/2014) [-]
"Woah, so many choices, what do I pick?"
#5 to #4 - hornack (01/04/2014) [-]
What about choosing a name for a character?
What about choosing a name for a character?
#8 to #5 - optimos (01/04/2014) [-]
DICKFACE is a good example for a name, don't deny it.
User avatar #24 to #5 - Durp (01/05/2014) [-]
I've honestly ever used my real-life nickname for my character. ..I guess I'm not very clever.

Oh, in pokemon x my character's nickname was God. That was fun for a bit. "God, you're here!"
User avatar #29 to #5 - sirbutterballs (01/05/2014) [-]
"my throbbing cock" is a good name for a character.
User avatar #6 to #5 - crimhowler (01/04/2014) [-]
I usually pick related words and translate them into Gaelic.
#7 - include (01/04/2014) [-]
When you've made a selection.
User avatar #10 to #7 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
What does excellect mean?
User avatar #27 to #10 - cartrman (01/05/2014) [-]
Excellent select --> Excellect.
#49 - europe (01/05/2014) [-]
>redtube
#126 to #49 - markonj (01/05/2014) [-]
Is there a problem with redtube?
#25 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I like British lesbian porn myself...some of them talk really dirty
#94 to #25 - northard (01/05/2014) [-]
Can't stand British porn. Their voices are ******* annoying, the accent is a great turn-off, and none of the women are attractive. The British Isles have the ugliest women (inb4 Emma Watson and worship of her).
User avatar #91 to #25 - rokkarokkaali (01/05/2014) [-]
Reminds me of the lesbian porn where one girl tells the other she's a stupid slut to britain and something about the country and the "stupid slut" says something like,"Actually it's a union not a country"
best laugh i've had while erect
#26 to #25 - datsheriff (01/05/2014) [-]
OI M8 ILL LIK YER BLOODY CUNT TONITE   
 Like that?
OI M8 ILL LIK YER BLOODY CUNT TONITE
Like that?
#180 to #26 - hughjackmanfan (01/05/2014) [-]
sorry i have too many Ainsley harriot gifs and pictures.
sorry i have too many Ainsley harriot gifs and pictures.
#45 - thechosentroll (01/05/2014) [-]
I think hentai and adult art has spoiled me. I just can't fap to most porn, since your average pornstars' vagina looks like a flapjack to me at this point. Amateur's OK, though.
#90 to #45 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
The ******* fake-ass screaming.
God.
#52 to #45 - gabemczombie (01/05/2014) [-]
I agree. 'Regular porn' is boring
User avatar #48 to #45 - pulluspardus (01/05/2014) [-]
Altporn is your friend.
#43 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Pick one, watch 2 seconds, see better looking one in suggested videos...
Watch 2 seconds, see better looking one in suggested videos...
Watch 2 seconds, see better looking one in suggested videos...
Watch 2 seconds, see better looking one in suggested videos...
#41 - kumatose (01/05/2014) [-]
I can never watch like 99% of Porn (made with a production team) because the guy is always disgusting and louder than the girl. Like he barely puts his tip in and he's like 'OH YAH BABYBAH YEA YA LIKE, YA LIKE, YA LIKE DAT. SOOOOOO GUD' in like the first 2 seconds.

hentai 4 lyf
#73 - NachosNToast (01/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#59 - garlickson (01/05/2014) [-]
mfw this was actually me less than 15 minutes ago...
User avatar #103 to #59 - Dwarf (01/05/2014) [-]
You look like a little bitch.
#149 - gtocforyou (01/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#64 - oversoul (01/05/2014) [-]
I think xvideos & tubegalore are better
#67 to #64 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
xhamster and chaturbate master race.
#77 to #67 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Porn Folder ** Motherless & Teensnow are far more superior than those trashes!
User avatar #176 to #67 - xMWxBEASTx (01/05/2014) [-]
xnxx
#119 - marlton (01/05/2014) [-]
GAMERS
User avatar #168 to #119 - dingobox (01/05/2014) [-]
There we go thats what i was looking for
#133 to #119 - mewxchii (01/05/2014) [-]
I was thinking that too
#93 - mrlaviano (01/05/2014) [-]
Its not that hard to pick. Especially when you know what you're looking for.
#157 - nortledrones (01/05/2014) [-]
This image has expired
I'm not upset that you watching midget porn.
Or a papi chulo shirt.

But who chooses redtube over pornhub?
User avatar #162 to #157 - heartlessrobot (01/05/2014) [-]
e621, gelbooru, and rule34/xxx are the best for pictures though. Furaffinity is good too.
User avatar #163 to #162 - nortledrones (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't understand fur affinity at all. I go on it and I am too confused when all I want to do is see new comics from artist.
User avatar #164 to #163 - heartlessrobot (01/05/2014) [-]
Find the artist, everything they do is on their profile. And if it's porn, you need an account to see it.
User avatar #165 to #164 - nortledrones (01/05/2014) [-]
**nortledrones rolls 18** AH. thats how they get you. but i feel weird just getting a furaffinity just to look at pronz unlike here, where i can derp around and chat with people and fail at rolling numbers
User avatar #167 to #165 - heartlessrobot (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh. Well, it's good for finding specific stuff.
User avatar #169 to #167 - nortledrones (01/05/2014) [-]
*urge to make account intensifies*
User avatar #170 to #169 - heartlessrobot (01/05/2014) [-]
Just make sure you filter your searches. Add a minus symbol in front of stuff you don't wanna see, like scat, castration, etc. There's some ****** up **** there.
User avatar #187 to #170 - nortledrones (01/06/2014) [-]
I just want to see regular gfur comics from different artists...holy crap.
#160 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
red tube has so much low quality ******* porn.

Just torrent.... Geez people are stupid.
User avatar #172 to #160 - gongthehawkeye (01/05/2014) [-]
I use google images
Full On Plebeian Mode
User avatar #175 to #160 - Sonos (01/05/2014) [-]
Spend 30 minutes to download something that will make me cum in 3 and i'll never watch again.
Makes sense
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