Muh'lady. . A tlt e' It nil 12: 42 PM Scurrying in GTA online parked their ear In front of the doors SO I cant get out and been flipping me off for Elva new per
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User avatar #38 to #4 - spateeter (12/18/2013) [-]
Looks like adam jenson
#25 to #4 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 to #25 - garentei (12/18/2013) [-]
That looks like Michael from Vsauce.
#36 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
park outside of los santos customs   
wait for people to leave    
ram them
park outside of los santos customs
wait for people to leave
ram them
#68 to #36 - carcassofgorguts (12/18/2013) [-]
One of my first times online a guy just planted C4 and blew me up as soon as I left. The fact that Rockstar didn't realize people would do this makes me angry. People should be invulnerable for a time after they leave.
User avatar #84 to #36 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Better yet, go to all the LSC places, and kill the mechanics.
User avatar #42 to #36 - commontroll (12/18/2013) [-]
I had a guy who had a grudge against me because he attacked me and I killed him both times. He killed me as I came out of LSC. Shortly after somebody else did it when I came out with one of the cars Simeon wanted.
User avatar #39 to #36 - foxluna (12/18/2013) [-]
*sticky bomb
#3 - I Am Monkey (12/17/2013) [-]
In GTA 5, you can't destroy someone else's car you have to pay for it. So rather than destroy it, I would always airlift it with the Cargobob and leave it on a roof somewhere where they couldn't reach it.
In GTA 5, you can't destroy someone else's car you have to pay for it. So rather than destroy it, I would always airlift it with the Cargobob and leave it on a roof somewhere where they couldn't reach it.
User avatar #47 to #3 - hazenberdan (12/18/2013) [-]
...What do you play on
User avatar #57 to #3 - instalation ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Wait.. Are you serious? PC gamer here but that just sounds retarded.
#87 to #57 - intrepidy (12/18/2013) [-]
It isn't. You can call your mechanic to collect (teleport) the car back to you for free, or any other car you own.
User avatar #63 to #3 - steveearl (12/18/2013) [-]
you can just call the car once you get so far away from it....
User avatar #78 to #3 - xtwinblade (12/18/2013) [-]
also the passive mode thing.. its ******** , they can drive you over and you still take full damage. or they could slice you with a blade from a helicopter.

Everything passive mode is, is bullet protection basicly.
User avatar #91 to #3 - spongeychicken (12/18/2013) [-]
Mechanics & sticky bombs
User avatar #41 to #3 - iamcraig (12/18/2013) [-]
Someone tried doing that to me when I was in a taxi
When he could he got upset and shot me
#83 to #3 - yuukoku (12/18/2013) [-]
I've picked up someone going on a rampage in a tank with a cargobob. I just flew them away to the ocean as people cheered me on. He kept shooting, but to no avail and I just hoovered there with his tank above the water until he jumped out. I then proceeded to bring the tank back to land, get in it, and continue killing the people that he was harassing.
User avatar #12 to #3 - tehbestever (12/17/2013) [-]
what system yo
User avatar #13 to #12 - I Am Monkey (12/17/2013) [-]
360
User avatar #14 to #13 - tehbestever (12/17/2013) [-]
you wanna play with me and phan sometime?
User avatar #18 to #14 - I Am Monkey (12/17/2013) [-]
Yea , but I won't have my 360 back until winter break. Right now I just have the xbox One.
User avatar #20 to #18 - pikminpoo (12/17/2013) [-]
Is that a downgrade or an upgrade?
User avatar #19 to #18 - tehbestever (12/17/2013) [-]
Uogh muh god
User avatar #56 to #18 - tittentei (12/18/2013) [-]
when is winter break?
User avatar #45 to #14 - benstillerphaqqot (12/18/2013) [-]
Do I have permission to play with you?
#62 to #14 - traks (12/18/2013) [-]
Been a while since Ive seen you   
~Foxxi (From ponythread)
Been a while since Ive seen you
~Foxxi (From ponythread)
User avatar #65 to #64 - traks (12/18/2013) [-]
www.ponythread.com/users/tehbestever

So this wasnt you?
I feel like an idiot now
User avatar #66 to #65 - tehbestever (12/18/2013) [-]
That is me, but I thought you were talking about pt14

I don't go to pt.com anymore, it's filled with attention whores and colors

Not my type
User avatar #67 to #66 - traks (12/18/2013) [-]
Good point, we all are whores and still have our colors
User avatar #40 to #3 - commontroll (12/18/2013) [-]
I've been considering doing that with some rather annoying people. I'll have to do that tonight.
#9 to #3 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
you can always just call your mechanic you know
#16 to #3 - clownsrock (12/17/2013) [-]
they can just call for a new car 9or the sameone) and get it back easy
#23 to #3 - snakebelmont (12/17/2013) [-]
I always chucked it in the water, they have to pay for a new one. Bad sport doesn't effect me.

Pic related, did this in the first week of gta (i'm flying the chopper)
User avatar #37 to #23 - royalwerewolf (12/18/2013) [-]
HE HAS NO EYES!!!!!
User avatar #22 - silentgascloud (12/17/2013) [-]
Isn't there a suicide option on GTA?
User avatar #27 to #22 - doesthislookunsure (12/17/2013) [-]
or a free "find a new session" button
User avatar #33 to #22 - yourafaggotharry (12/17/2013) [-]
Detonate a grenade or some other form of explosive at your feet seems to do the trick just fine.
#5 - Seority (12/17/2013) [-]
This will probably happen when the collapse of civilization happens and we run out of things to break.

Or if some drunk guy gets really pissed.
#44 - kebabman (12/18/2013) [-]
I managed to lock myself in a shop with my own car before
User avatar #6 - bushrgebt (12/17/2013) [-]
Why would you stay there for to hours? Just join a different game.
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User avatar #11 to #6 - trollinggenius (12/17/2013) [-]
that would be admitting defeat
User avatar #55 to #11 - sheiladikshit (12/18/2013) [-]
i think he was already defeated
User avatar #82 to #11 - mrdrpage (12/18/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this was the exact conversation held by the top comment when this was posted a while back.
User avatar #24 to #11 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/17/2013) [-]
hiding like a bitch isn't any better.
#29 to #24 - lrennl (12/17/2013) [-]
How is he hiding? He's literally ******* trapped inside and can't leave.
User avatar #32 to #29 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/17/2013) [-]
never mind... I"m an idoit... I forgot about the post... I was thinking about a conversation I had early... I"m sorry.
#95 to #32 - lrennl (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm actually surprised, someone who can act like an adult on the internet. Sorry about being a jerk man. Cheers.
User avatar #96 to #95 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/19/2013) [-]
its all good dued I should make sure I know what i"m talking about before saying something.
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#21 - harleycurnow (12/17/2013) [-]
I did this but to myself I was stuck in ammunation for ******* ages.
#76 to #21 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
>not using suicide option
User avatar #88 - AlexPaincakes (12/18/2013) [-]
Kill yourself. No seriously, just select the 'kill yourself' option in the menu and you'll respawn.
#46 - kingbasturan (12/18/2013) [-]
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES ON GTA ONLINE such is why i don't play anymore.
#61 to #46 - carlonord (12/18/2013) [-]
In my first hour of playing GTAO, I killed 20 people and robbed 8 stores. I was laughing like a maniac the whole time.
In my first hour of playing GTAO, I killed 20 people and robbed 8 stores. I was laughing like a maniac the whole time.
User avatar #70 to #46 - theavatar (12/18/2013) [-]
When ever i play i get in my attack helicopter and yell im the lorax protector of planes and shoot any one near the airport trying to get in a plane/helicopter
User avatar #79 to #46 - xtwinblade (12/18/2013) [-]
i had no problem with it in gta iv, but now that i have to suffer conciquenses for death, i hate it. there should be some sort of friendly lobby kinda deal
#51 to #46 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
some people are complete assholes, such as the people who kill you for no ******* reason. However i have met plenty of decent players on GTAO
#53 to #46 - jazzyietheferret (12/18/2013) [-]
Welcome to the internet. If people can kill you if they feel like it, expect it.
#52 to #46 - leuser (12/18/2013) [-]
**leuser rolled a random image posted in comment #53975 at Friendly ** Last night I was in a lobby with a friend just doing random chaos with the police. Some other players joined our mayhem, not killing us but helping. After we all ended up dying on the hands of the police a few times, we just roamed randomly trough the map as a group, doing jump stunts and other random stuff. It has been the most awesome experience I had with GTA online since it launched. The game actually rewards you for riding in a car with other random player.   
   
Pic probably unrelated.
**leuser rolled a random image posted in comment #53975 at Friendly ** Last night I was in a lobby with a friend just doing random chaos with the police. Some other players joined our mayhem, not killing us but helping. After we all ended up dying on the hands of the police a few times, we just roamed randomly trough the map as a group, doing jump stunts and other random stuff. It has been the most awesome experience I had with GTA online since it launched. The game actually rewards you for riding in a car with other random player.

Pic probably unrelated.
#54 to #46 - kingpongthedon (12/18/2013) [-]
It's a game that is based around murdering hookers and vehicular homicide. It is literally called Grand Theft Auto. Did you honestly expect any shred of human decency on the online version?
#17 - include (12/17/2013) [-]
Him.
Him.
#74 - schrutebucks (12/18/2013) [-]
There's an option to just suicide and respawn, no way he just stood there for 2 hours unless he's retarded  This 			*******		 tripping
There's an option to just suicide and respawn, no way he just stood there for 2 hours unless he's retarded This ******* tripping
#10 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
its angry joe!
User avatar #8 - seapuss ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
You could've just killed yourself...
#60 - fpsnoob ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
So... This guy watched someone flip them off for 2 hours instead of switching lobbies?
#73 to #60 - akho (12/18/2013) [-]
It's a matter of dignity, not utility
#1 - alexlife ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
some people just have so much time to waste in GTA Online

Dat feel when people have been waiting at your place to get your bounty for like 40 minutes -So silly
User avatar #2 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/17/2013) [-]
the best part of GTA online for me anyway is getting a bounty on my head and seeing how long I can last with out hiding in a house or garage.
User avatar #43 to #2 - commontroll (12/18/2013) [-]
You're a fair sport. I like that. I like being in a good offroading vehicle, highly armored, while out in the hills by the fort. If I ever need to, I can then try to steal a jet to escape.

Also there's the "Wait at the ceiling of the sky" tactic. They'll not see you at all, and you can then just jump out whenever they notice you. They'll take so long to finally get to your height, and you'll simply whip past them.
User avatar #92 to #43 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/18/2013) [-]
I really like to get a bounty the go hunt bounties that's always lots of fun
User avatar #28 to #1 - owepee (12/17/2013) [-]
I had a 9k bounty on me, and the rest of the server waited outside for me to come out. They were all so preoccupied with killing each other in the attempt to get me first, that I just drove out of my garage and was halfway to Blaine County before they noticed.
User avatar #35 to #1 - breakfastskippa (12/18/2013) [-]
Bounties only last 24 minutes
User avatar #86 to #35 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
actually it's slightly longer in gta 5...Like every 2 seconds in reality is a minute in GTA time
User avatar #93 to #86 - breakfastskippa (12/18/2013) [-]
One irl minute = 1 hour gta time, bounties last a day.
#94 to #93 - alexlife ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh - Then I have no idea why they were camping for so long :I

Messed up people you meet online
#89 - deathpwn (12/18/2013) [-]
Me and my friend were bounty hunting, and the target was in the tattoo parlor.
I did that drift-park thing, we got out, and completely unloaded our assault rifles. He was dead in the first couple seconds, but the following 3 mags of ammo just felt right.
User avatar #80 - taythekiller (12/18/2013) [-]
2 hours in game more likely.
#72 - girrafalopegis (12/18/2013) [-]
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