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#35 - eating ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
i just started like 1 hour ago playing this game with floris mod, any advice? i just got completely wrecked by looters. feels bad
User avatar #33 - jogoto (01/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - lordgeneral (01/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 to #34 - jogoto (01/05/2014) [-]
i love you
no i dont
yes i do
#38 to #37 - jogoto (01/05/2014) [-]
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#40 to #39 - jogoto (01/05/2014) [-]
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#42 to #41 - jogoto (01/05/2014) [-]
i 						*******					 love warhammer 40k
i ******* love warhammer 40k
#43 to #42 - lordgeneral (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm going to assume that, since you have a name bluer than my balls, you know about the warhammer 40k channel. if not, I suggest you go look it up
#44 to #43 - jogoto (01/05/2014) [-]
i am well aware my good man
#45 to #44 - lordgeneral (01/05/2014) [-]
good, good. let the power of the emperor flow through your anus
User avatar #32 - mcsloth (01/05/2014) [-]
in this game i had won 20 castles and countless times i had rescued our king and when i asked to keep one castle for myself the bastard rejected me so i made my own country and hunted him down just to keep him as my prisoner until i'd destroyed his country. fun game.
User avatar #30 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Three Hurrahs for the Floris Mod!
User avatar #29 - inuares (01/05/2014) [-]
Conquered everyone. All the lands reside under the banner of "my ****** kingdom".
#24 - skeletzo (01/05/2014) [-]
#23 - ltbuttstrong (01/05/2014) [-]
Mount & Blade mentioned, Swadia celebrates

#25 to #23 - skeletzo (01/05/2014) [-]
Nords best on campaign, personally. huscarls FTW
Swadia gets raped all the time so no. not my choice personally

you play multiplayer?
i do
a whole fkin lot
#31 to #25 - puntsik (01/05/2014) [-]
I like to gather an army of Swadian knights. ****** strong.
User avatar #27 to #25 - ltbuttstrong (01/05/2014) [-]
I liked sweeping the kingdom with swadian knights and took the best units from each race for different roles, like Nord Huscarls for castle defence backed up by Swadian Sharpshooters, etc

And multiplayer hates me unfortunately XD
#28 to #27 - skeletzo (01/05/2014) [-]
im pretty good at multiplayer

at least i think a kd of 40/5 is good enough in native
User avatar #14 - thatscrewedupkid (01/05/2014) [-]
nice name bro
#15 to #14 - budddwyer (01/05/2014) [-]
Your the first person to notice. Thanks
Your the first person to notice. Thanks
User avatar #16 to #15 - thatscrewedupkid (01/05/2014) [-]
you are welcome, so hows the noggin nowadays
User avatar #4 - Einsty ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
M&B is the sexiest game ever.
Swadian master race.
User avatar #26 to #4 - cupcakecrusader (01/05/2014) [-]
Vaegirs. An army of about 75 skirishers/archers/marksmen on a castle can take down over 150 enemy troops. And then you have your guys, and then your yourself headshotting anyone without a shield.

Attack a castle, and you can take down all THEIR achers before they can do any real damage, leaving you to butcher your way through.
#19 to #4 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Tbh, I the swadian's have good knights, but the sand guys (been a while since i played) have better all around stats at the highest rank.
User avatar #12 to #4 - wotterpatch (01/05/2014) [-]
Do you not prefer warband?
#17 to #12 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
I love Warband, you have Napoleonic Wars?
User avatar #18 to #17 - wotterpatch (01/05/2014) [-]
yup. been playing it for years
#20 to #18 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Are you in a Regiment for Napoleonic Wars, maybe?
User avatar #22 to #20 - wotterpatch (01/05/2014) [-]
im in like 5 simoultaneously
#5 to #4 - dapumkin (01/04/2014) [-]
go die. Nords master race. Huskarls. much win. very power.
User avatar #11 to #5 - Einsty ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Swadian Knights, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Nords, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in cavalry warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Swadian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Caldria, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the messenger post? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Caldria and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Swadian Knight Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#21 to #11 - saxong (01/05/2014) [-]
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#2 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
I LOVE THIS GAME! it has too many bugs
User avatar #3 to #2 - biscuitsunited (01/04/2014) [-]
You mean just enough bugs.
User avatar #13 to #3 - flemmi (01/05/2014) [-]
you misspelled features.
User avatar #1 - tittentei (01/04/2014) [-]
The best way I found to get renown or what it's called is to have a small, but powerful army, then go around attacking (shieldless) bandits. 4-5 Swadian knights should do the thing.
#6 to #1 - dapumkin (01/04/2014) [-]
lol nooo. you get a team of abour 20-30 huskarls. take on bandit groups of 50-60. using your self as a thinner. while lining up your huskarls in ranks. when they reach the huskarls. the throwing axes catch em first. as your riding through the enemy crowd with a warhammer taking them out. by the time they hit your huskarls in melee they are reduced. and the huskarls are great at killing up close
User avatar #7 to #6 - tittentei (01/04/2014) [-]
b-but just 1 swadian knight charge kills everyone
#8 to #7 - dapumkin (01/04/2014) [-]
true. but you said 4-5 swadian knights. 4-5 wouldnt be able to atke on a group of 50-60 bandits. cus they are likely to get stuck in the crowd. then beat to death slowly lol. so you get more renown in the long run. i definitely get me some swadian knights for my cavalry unit. but the bulk of my force is always those huskarls. personal preference tho. depends on your play style. everyone's is different.
#9 to #8 - verolan (01/04/2014) [-]
Ever tried using nothing but Vaegir Marksmen? Have them hold fire until they all get close enough to where they cant escape, then unleash hell. Probably isnt the quickest way to get renown but sure as hell is the most entertaining.
#10 to #9 - taurusguy ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
I just tell them to hold position and sometimes when i have infantry infantry in front, then they unleash hell if they come. Half the enemies are dead before they reach them.
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