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User avatar #4 - Einsty (01/04/2014) [+] (10 replies)
M&B is the sexiest game ever.
Swadian master race.
User avatar #11 to #5 - Einsty (01/04/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Swadian Knights, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Nords, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in cavalry warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Swadian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Caldria, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the messenger post? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Caldria and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Swadian Knight Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#2 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I LOVE THIS GAME! it has too many bugs
User avatar #13 to #3 - flemmi (01/05/2014) [-]
you misspelled features.
#23 - ltbuttstrong (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Mount & Blade mentioned, Swadia celebrates

Stoically...
User avatar #25 to #23 - skeletzo (01/05/2014) [-]
Nords best on campaign, personally. huscarls FTW
Swadia gets raped all the time so no. not my choice personally

you play multiplayer?
i do
a whole fkin lot
User avatar #1 - tittentei (01/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The best way I found to get renown or what it's called is to have a small, but powerful army, then go around attacking (shieldless) bandits. 4-5 Swadian knights should do the thing.
#9 to #8 - verolan (01/04/2014) [-]
Ever tried using nothing but Vaegir Marksmen? Have them hold fire until they all get close enough to where they cant escape, then unleash hell. Probably isnt the quickest way to get renown but sure as hell is the most entertaining.
User avatar #35 - eating (01/05/2014) [-]
i just started like 1 hour ago playing this game with floris mod, any advice? i just got completely wrecked by looters. feels bad
User avatar #33 - jogoto (01/05/2014) [+] (11 replies)
game?
User avatar #32 - mcsloth ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
in this game i had won 20 castles and countless times i had rescued our king and when i asked to keep one castle for myself the bastard rejected me so i made my own country and hunted him down just to keep him as my prisoner until i'd destroyed his country. fun game.
User avatar #30 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Three Hurrahs for the Floris Mod!
User avatar #29 - inuares (01/05/2014) [-]
Conquered everyone. All the lands reside under the banner of "my ****** kingdom".
User avatar #24 - skeletzo (01/05/2014) [-]
I CAN RELATE
User avatar #14 - thatscrewedupkid (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
nice name bro
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