Most definitely not OC.. . Is 'isis'?, WATER will. Celery is a vegetable Pizza is a vegetable Therefore celery is 100% pizza fact
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User avatar #27 - gayboard (04/23/2014) [-]
**** you celery is delicious i will murder your dick.
User avatar #28 to #27 - futuristiclover (04/23/2014) [-]
I'd be terrified if I had one.
#29 to #28 - gayboard (04/23/2014) [-]
I will murder your vagina.
User avatar #46 to #36 - Lilstow (04/24/2014) [-]
holy ******* **** i remember seeing that movie with my friend back when were like 10. obviously we weren't supposed to be watching it. we were 10.
what movie is this?
we still remember this movie because we thought this guy was hilarious.
also remember his name is sex-machine.
User avatar #48 to #46 - bruinslover (04/24/2014) [-]
From Dusk 'Till Dawn
User avatar #49 to #46 - futuristiclover (04/24/2014) [-]
From Dusk till Dawn
#6 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
Celery is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Therefore celery is 100% pizza
#3 - shambizzle (04/23/2014) [-]
Where is your god now?
#72 to #3 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
No God, just the Devil.
#31 to #3 - pizzaweed (04/23/2014) [-]
You sick bastard.   
   
   
It's go time
You sick bastard.


It's go time
User avatar #4 to #3 - futuristiclover (04/23/2014) [-]
How dare you ruin such a sacred delicacy
User avatar #20 to #4 - RealRune (04/23/2014) [-]
I agree, waste of good celery.
User avatar #5 to #4 - captainprincess (04/23/2014) [-]
**** you
Celery on Pizza can be good
User avatar #9 to #5 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Good for inducing vomiting, ya.
#21 - betars ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Could someone explain why pizza is a vegetable?   
Let's break down the basic ingredients   
   
   
Cheese is fermented milk, and made almost entirely with milk. Milk is a diary product and not a vegetable.   
Tomato sauce originates from tomatoes.  Tomatoes are fruits, so they aren't vegetables.   
The pita is made from dough, which is from flour, yeast, water and other various additions. Flour is ground from wheat, yeast is a bacterium, water is...water.    
   
Vegetables can be genetically engineered at adult life stage. Pizza cannot.   
Vegetables can be organic and raw picked from trees/bushes/ground. Pizza cannot.   
Vegetables requires sunlight. Pizza do not.   
Vegetables produce their own food through photosynthesis, Pizza cannot   
Vegetables can produce offspring, Pizza cannot.   
   
   
Pizza and vegetables have almost nothing in common.   
I mean, I can't just find a piece of plastic and call it a diamond.   
   
You see, when our congress does stupid 			****		 like this, instead of beating up a serial killer, destroying a gang, or reducing taxes, you know something's wrong.
Could someone explain why pizza is a vegetable?
Let's break down the basic ingredients


Cheese is fermented milk, and made almost entirely with milk. Milk is a diary product and not a vegetable.
Tomato sauce originates from tomatoes. Tomatoes are fruits, so they aren't vegetables.
The pita is made from dough, which is from flour, yeast, water and other various additions. Flour is ground from wheat, yeast is a bacterium, water is...water.

Vegetables can be genetically engineered at adult life stage. Pizza cannot.
Vegetables can be organic and raw picked from trees/bushes/ground. Pizza cannot.
Vegetables requires sunlight. Pizza do not.
Vegetables produce their own food through photosynthesis, Pizza cannot
Vegetables can produce offspring, Pizza cannot.


Pizza and vegetables have almost nothing in common.
I mean, I can't just find a piece of plastic and call it a diamond.

You see, when our congress does stupid **** like this, instead of beating up a serial killer, destroying a gang, or reducing taxes, you know something's wrong.
#30 to #21 - houseofscarlet (04/23/2014) [-]
I never heard that pizza was a vegetable. Is this really a thing?


But pizza is considered a sandwich, believe it or not. So the next time you tell someone to get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich, you can get mad when they come back without a pizza.
User avatar #60 to #21 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2014) [-]
Tomatoes are apparently "vegetables for the purposes of cooking". They treat a lot of "vegetables" this way, like cucumbers n' **** .
#23 to #21 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
USA Congress lied through their teeth so that schools could feed fat kids cheap food. Real vegetables are much more expensive, and when I was in school, honestly 90% of kids threw out any healthy stuff that was served.
#24 to #21 - jengafag (04/23/2014) [-]
I thought this was put to a vote, but not actually passed. Did it actually pass?

Those frozen/fast food chains have way too much influence in politics, if so.
User avatar #32 to #21 - pizzaweed (04/23/2014) [-]
Pizza can do whatever pizza wants to do
#50 to #32 - pathasgum (04/24/2014) [-]
agreed
#41 - boxofwonderz (04/24/2014) [-]
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#2 - ciaphascain (04/23/2014) [-]
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#55 to #2 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
now I want Pizza...
#58 to #2 - unholyjebus (04/24/2014) [-]
Flagged for CP.
#67 - sobono (04/24/2014) [-]
>When people try to encourage you to eat celery to lose weight   
>Tfw they tell you to add peanut butter and raisins to make it taste better   
>Mfw I spit in their ketchup because the 			*******		 were having large McDonalds meals
>When people try to encourage you to eat celery to lose weight
>Tfw they tell you to add peanut butter and raisins to make it taste better
>Mfw I spit in their ketchup because the ******* were having large McDonalds meals
#47 - scowler (04/24/2014) [-]
CARROTS. BECAUSE FIBER!
User avatar #40 - Harkonnen (04/24/2014) [-]
pizza is my favorite vegetable
User avatar #34 - AvidGamerShkunk (04/23/2014) [-]
Pizza is better than celery.
User avatar #35 to #34 - AvidGamerShkunk (04/23/2014) [-]
Pizza can be successfully masticated
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User avatar #38 to #37 - AvidGamerShkunk (04/24/2014) [-]
celery cannot
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User avatar #14 - altairibnlaahad (04/23/2014) [-]
Hey man, celery dipped in ranch tastes pretty good.
User avatar #17 to #14 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
>Not Bleu Cheese dressing
#15 to #14 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
You mean ranch tastes pretty good.
User avatar #16 to #15 - altairibnlaahad (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, basically.
#13 - zerith (04/23/2014) [-]
MFW celery
#57 to #13 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
MFW That "MFW sunny Dee" picture is rolled
#52 - reaperspizza (04/24/2014) [-]
amen
#53 to #52 - reaperspizza (04/24/2014) [-]
this pic hates me
User avatar #54 to #53 - zoopityzop (04/24/2014) [-]
Gee bill, two thumbnails?
#56 to #54 - reaperspizza (04/24/2014) [-]
second one isnt a problem, its the first one that hates me. you can at least read the second one
User avatar #62 to #56 - kokanum (04/24/2014) [-]
Do you save only thumbnails?
User avatar #63 to #62 - reaperspizza (04/24/2014) [-]
no. but things hate me and im stuck with ****
User avatar #69 to #63 - vgmddg ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You need to click on the picture to bring up the full size first.
#42 - WelshPimp (04/24/2014) [-]
I'd take the celery.
#76 to #42 - angelojuusan (04/24/2014) [-]
I'll at least give you a thumb for saying it while logged in, like a man.
#44 to #42 - obviousbaitman (04/24/2014) [-]
Pizza is the best food you son of a bitch!, you are going to eat it and you are going to like it.
#70 to #42 - galkawhm (04/24/2014) [-]
FJ hates it when someone dislikes a popular food. I've gotten a lot of red thumbs for stating that I don't like potatoes. Heck, I've gotten red thumbs for saying that bacon isn't the best food ever like everyone says it is.
User avatar #45 to #42 - futuristiclover (04/24/2014) [-]
Thumb up for accurate use of meme. Thumb down for not liking God's greatest gift to mankind. so no thumbs for you
#59 to #42 - unholyjebus (04/24/2014) [-]
Your taste buds are deficient, you do realise that.
Your taste buds are deficient, you do realise that.
#64 to #59 - sedativechunk (04/24/2014) [-]
Or maybe he just doesn't like Pizza?
Or maybe he just doesn't like Pizza?
#65 to #64 - unholyjebus (04/24/2014) [-]
Put that back!
Put that back!
#66 to #65 - sedativechunk (04/24/2014) [-]
Make me.
Make me.
User avatar #78 to #59 - kevinbieksa (04/24/2014) [-]
He must be missing a few updates
User avatar #80 - sirbonzaiatak (04/24/2014) [-]
celery is 95% water, and 100% celery
#75 - kangarude (04/24/2014) [-]
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#11 - wwhhaaq (04/23/2014) [-]
is there some sort of inside joke i'm missing here? this just isn't funny at all
#82 - igotthuggery (04/24/2014) [-]
Name 10 things that are pizza
Celery
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#77 - killerjhtwo (04/24/2014) [-]
******* celery!
******* vegetables in general.
I'm doing my first year at uni, which means I have to cook for myself, and I've been getting some vegetables like celery to put in bologneses and curries and whatnot.
Had some chicken soup, thought I could be healthier (all I was eating for the previous couple of days was cheese bread and pasta in various combinations I couldn't be arsed to try anything that involved massive preparation, shoot me.
I had a few sticks of celery left over so I thought "Why not?"
Grabbed one, thought it could go well as a healthy side to my soup and bread.
> Dipped it
> ************************** !
> Took a bite
> mfw
I keep doing stupid **** like this that reminds me why if I'm going to have any vegetables at all I cook the **** out of them and make sure they've been soaked in some kind of gravy/sauce so that they aren't the vilest lump of **** that I've ever tasted. There are exceptions, my best friend used to work at a reasonably high class restaurant. Their green beans....holy **** ..... they were a side, but if I'd ordered a steak and they'd given me a plate of those beans instead, I would not be mad at all. Pity the rest of the **** tastes like filth.
Want another example? Okay: at an airport with the family going on a trip to Dublin. We stop at one of the cafe type ***** to get a sandwich for the journey, I get a chicken sandwich wrap (It has peppers in like most sandwich wraps/tortillas/fajitas but I think " **** dude, you like fajitas so it's like a fajita but it's for lunch"). Later on into the flight when I get hungry I decide to take a bit out of my sandwich wrap.
******* taste pepper.
> mfw again
Started dry heaving, getting loads of strange looks from people around me, I had to offload the contents of my mouth back into the packaging and consign it to a deep corner of my bag until I could dispose of it in a bin.
******* vegetables, don't trust them... at all....
User avatar #81 to #77 - ihatem (04/24/2014) [-]
Ask the cooking board here, they're really cool over there
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