Most definitely not OC.. . Is 'isis'?, WATER will. Celery is a vegetable Pizza is a vegetable Therefore celery is 100% pizza
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Submitted: 04/23/2014
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#3 - shambizzle (04/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Where is your god now?
User avatar #4 to #3 - futuristiclover (04/23/2014) [-]
How dare you ruin such a sacred delicacy
#6 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
Celery is a vegetable
Pizza is a vegetable
Therefore celery is 100% pizza
User avatar #27 - gayboard (04/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**** you celery is delicious i will murder your dick.
#29 to #28 - gayboard (04/23/2014) [-]
I will murder your vagina.
#42 - WelshPimp (04/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I'd take the celery.
#59 to #42 - unholyjebus (04/24/2014) [-]
Your taste buds are deficient, you do realise that.
Your taste buds are deficient, you do realise that.
#52 - reaperspizza (04/24/2014) [+] (8 replies)
amen
User avatar #54 to #53 - zoopityzop (04/24/2014) [-]
Gee bill, two thumbnails?
#2 - ciaphascain (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#21 - betars (04/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Could someone explain why pizza is a vegetable?   
Let's break down the basic ingredients   
   
   
Cheese is fermented milk, and made almost entirely with milk. Milk is a diary product and not a vegetable.   
Tomato sauce originates from tomatoes.  Tomatoes are fruits, so they aren't vegetables.   
The pita is made from dough, which is from flour, yeast, water and other various additions. Flour is ground from wheat, yeast is a bacterium, water is...water.    
   
Vegetables can be genetically engineered at adult life stage. Pizza cannot.   
Vegetables can be organic and raw picked from trees/bushes/ground. Pizza cannot.   
Vegetables requires sunlight. Pizza do not.   
Vegetables produce their own food through photosynthesis, Pizza cannot   
Vegetables can produce offspring, Pizza cannot.   
   
   
Pizza and vegetables have almost nothing in common.   
I mean, I can't just find a piece of plastic and call it a diamond.   
   
You see, when our congress does stupid 						****					 like this, instead of beating up a serial killer, destroying a gang, or reducing taxes, you know something's wrong.
Could someone explain why pizza is a vegetable?
Let's break down the basic ingredients


Cheese is fermented milk, and made almost entirely with milk. Milk is a diary product and not a vegetable.
Tomato sauce originates from tomatoes. Tomatoes are fruits, so they aren't vegetables.
The pita is made from dough, which is from flour, yeast, water and other various additions. Flour is ground from wheat, yeast is a bacterium, water is...water.

Vegetables can be genetically engineered at adult life stage. Pizza cannot.
Vegetables can be organic and raw picked from trees/bushes/ground. Pizza cannot.
Vegetables requires sunlight. Pizza do not.
Vegetables produce their own food through photosynthesis, Pizza cannot
Vegetables can produce offspring, Pizza cannot.


Pizza and vegetables have almost nothing in common.
I mean, I can't just find a piece of plastic and call it a diamond.

You see, when our congress does stupid **** like this, instead of beating up a serial killer, destroying a gang, or reducing taxes, you know something's wrong.
#41 - boxofwonderz (04/24/2014) [-]
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#67 - sobono (04/24/2014) [-]
>When people try to encourage you to eat celery to lose weight   
>Tfw they tell you to add peanut butter and raisins to make it taste better   
>Mfw I spit in their ketchup because the 						*******					 were having large McDonalds meals
>When people try to encourage you to eat celery to lose weight
>Tfw they tell you to add peanut butter and raisins to make it taste better
>Mfw I spit in their ketchup because the ******* were having large McDonalds meals
#47 - scowler (04/24/2014) [-]
CARROTS. BECAUSE FIBER!
User avatar #40 - Harkonnen (04/24/2014) [-]
pizza is my favorite vegetable
User avatar #34 - AvidGamerShkunk (04/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Pizza is better than celery.
User avatar #25 - justincasealt (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Lol 95 + 100 = 195. You can't be 195% something dude, just saiyan
User avatar #26 to #25 - futuristiclover (04/23/2014) [-]
I am 70% water and 100% not unicorn unfortunately
You can be any percentage not anything. You don't add what you're not.
User avatar #14 - altairibnlaahad (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Hey man, celery dipped in ranch tastes pretty good.
#13 - zerith (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MFW celery
User avatar #80 - sirbonzaiatak (04/24/2014) [-]
celery is 95% water, and 100% celery
#75 - kangarude (04/24/2014) [-]
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#11 - wwhhaaq (04/23/2014) [-]
is there some sort of inside joke i'm missing here? this just isn't funny at all
User avatar #51 - godofsteak (04/24/2014) [-]
Well I don't mind good ol' celery and peanut butter
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