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El Anonymous ! 13( Mon) 18: 02: 04
driving around doing nothing in particular
a man in a white shirt/ tie driving a faggio obeying the law (Stopping at traffic lights and **** )
him over
Male asks ifl have accepted Jesus Christ
Halo
Would you like to?"
Halo
Male blows my car up with a sticky bomb
Male continues to spawn kill me
the only way I can get out ofthis is ifl accept Jesus
bl agree and he brings me to change my clothes and hairstyle to make my character a Mormon
my own faggio
drive around on our faggies recruiting people to become Mormon
ewe church becomes strong
Everyone on the server except for one person is now a Mormon
for one person
can' t allow that
ewe Mormon army regroups at my apartment
39000 Bounty on the anonbeliever
14 Mormons, all on faggies chasing the anonbeliever
Souper intense chase
fellow Mormon in a tank down the road
Belows up the anonbeliever
leaves
go back to the apartment for Monopoly and story time
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#22 - imashitbricks (11/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by teoberry
>Be on GTA: O
>Server full of random people
>Guy named "Gus" blows up my car
>"Gus. Why man?"
>Whole server joins in "Why Gus? Why?
>Server starts to chant "Why Gus?"
>It sounds like The Sisten Chapel Choire
>Whole server hones in on Gus and blows up his car
>"Retribution has still yet to be payed" Says one of my Guslings
>Server continues to hunt to down Gus until he rage quits
>"We have perged this place of the Gus. We can now ascend." Says another random
>MFW I created a cult with a single sentence
#36 - pokemonarereal (11/14/2013) [-]
>Driving my comet, go to hit a jump
>im about to fly into the side of a building
>lag hard, end up glitching into the building
>building decides to reject my body
>end up flying across the map at Ludicrous Speed
>I've gone totally plaid
>my car is flaming at this point
>suddenly i see a helicopter in front of me
>Oh no
>I start schreeching uncontrollably as im approaching this unsuspecting civilian
>I ******* T-Bone this helicopter, we blow the **** up
>the dude in the Heli starts yelling "Why!?!?!"
>"FOR ALLAH"
>I get kicked from the server
>MFW
#72 to #36 - willindor (11/14/2013) [-]
Hot damn did I LOL.
#84 to #36 - iluvnutella (11/14/2013) [-]
I can honestly say that this made me lol.   
   
Here, have a random gif!
I can honestly say that this made me lol.

Here, have a random gif!
#152 to #36 - iamchicken (11/15/2013) [-]
thats good that.
User avatar #121 to #36 - lamarisagoodname (11/14/2013) [-]
If a car managed to smoke me in a heli, I'd just be impressed
User avatar #118 to #36 - wwlllmyfault (11/14/2013) [-]
Well I guess thats why they call it a Comet Heh Heh heh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... heh
#27 - FatherPedobear (11/14/2013) [-]
GTA Online makes me laugh quite frequently.
GTA Online makes me laugh quite frequently.
#78 to #27 - beepman (11/14/2013) [-]
IT LOOPS SO PERFECTLY
#145 to #78 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
not that hard when your running on 1/2 FPS
#1 - meatbeaterz **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [-]
if thats true,jumping jesus on a pogo stick,gta online surely is random
if thats true,jumping jesus on a pogo stick,gta online surely is random
User avatar #17 to #1 - messerauditore (11/14/2013) [-]
There's so much that can be done. It's such a drastic step up from GTA 4 multiplayer.
User avatar #38 to #1 - carlosramon (11/14/2013) [-]
Please for the love of god, someone make his tongue into an upside down shocked Patrick!
User avatar #90 to #26 - itsmewaffle (11/14/2013) [-]
god dammit i'm one of these people
User avatar #9 - spyisspy (11/14/2013) [-]
scooooter brothers!
User avatar #15 to #9 - bobthedilder (11/14/2013) [-]
Is that you 4pp?
User avatar #163 to #15 - spyisspy (11/15/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #16 to #9 - nocakeforthetroll (11/14/2013) [-]
Lets go on a journey brother, a journey of scooters!
#42 - thebluspyeatspie (11/14/2013) [-]
>Driving stolen car with friend   
>Friend lags out and the car stops   
>I get out the car, start hitting it, shooting my friend's character which is still there   
>Friends name becomes "disconnected". continue kicking car for around 10 minutes   
>My friend joins back and his older character turns into a  hooker, runs out the car, and starts running towards the road   
>I chase the hooker down murder her  with a bat
>Driving stolen car with friend
>Friend lags out and the car stops
>I get out the car, start hitting it, shooting my friend's character which is still there
>Friends name becomes "disconnected". continue kicking car for around 10 minutes
>My friend joins back and his older character turns into a hooker, runs out the car, and starts running towards the road
>I chase the hooker down murder her with a bat

#82 to #42 - pudingcade (11/14/2013) [-]
game grumps thread
#6 - theaflackduck (11/14/2013) [-]
This was just beautiful.
#12 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Mormons?
Mormons?
#48 to #12 - ugnac (11/14/2013) [-]
Mormons.
Mormons.
User avatar #7 - thedarkestrogue (11/14/2013) [-]
I now have something to try on GTA5.
#58 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
> Be on GTA
> Be driving in my clean Matte black Rebel.
> Random guy decides that he wants my Rebel, disreguarding the fact it was insured and had a tracker, but he thinks he can still take it.
> *************** .jpeg
> He kills me for my Rebel
> MFW
> Hold Back button, go down to vehicle Access, set to "No One"
> He was going mach Speed when I did that
> Anon1 has died
> I can hear him raging in his microphone asking why his character randomly jumped out of my Rebel and slammed into a minivan.

Did the same thing to my friend Neo after he stole my Merryweather Jeep, had some lulz.
User avatar #93 to #58 - itsmewaffle (11/14/2013) [-]
1. Players don't exit cars when you change the access settings.

2. Start a mission, Drive into garage/LSC, quit mission = free ******* car

3. Where did you get a ******* clean rebel goddamn it i've been looking for ages
User avatar #166 to #93 - spyisspy (11/15/2013) [-]
the "Empty Personal Velicle" button in personal menu
User avatar #167 to #166 - itsmewaffle (11/15/2013) [-]
You have to be in it to kick people out
User avatar #168 to #167 - spyisspy (11/15/2013) [-]
some RDMing guy did it to me and he wasnt inside
User avatar #95 to #93 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Actually, you can make a player exit your car by changing access settings.
And if you can Xbox Live, I can prove that to you, and get you a free Rebel, clean or rusty version, I have both.
User avatar #97 to #95 - itsmewaffle (11/14/2013) [-]
God dammit, last time some ******** got in my F620 and I did the aformentioned process, but it didn't work and I had to pay a premium after he wrecked it. Anyway, my Live tag is W0ND3R W4FFL3
User avatar #100 to #97 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll invite you to a game in the next 5 or so minutes. Get in the Rebel, enter a mission and invite me, you will spawn in the Rebel when the missions starts, let me complete the mission by myself and stay away from the cutscene location. After that you'll have a new Rebel you can take to LS Customs to put a tracker and insurance on, all the up[grades I have will already be on it.
Rusty or clean version?
User avatar #59 to #58 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
> Be on GTA: O*
******* smile face things.
User avatar #35 - fadetometallica (11/14/2013) [-]
I am a Mormon and I can confirm this is how my church works.
#123 to #35 - anon (11/14/2013) [-]
Obviously you don't cuz I'm a mormon and we never use tanks
User avatar #133 to #35 - ffx (11/14/2013) [-]
I am a church and I can confirm this is how my Mormon works.
#28 - austinmb **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [-]
>chasing a 7000 dollar bounty with me in a heli and my friend in a car
>use my helicopter to swoop down and wreak his ass onto incoming traffic
>car starts to bounce around until it hit a train
>car is flying in the air on fire
> car lands on a roof and explodes
> he left right after
>MFW no bounty collected
User avatar #49 to #28 - karson (11/14/2013) [-]
trying hard to go after 7k. you casual.
we all gotta start somewhere, I'm just messing with ya
#24 - anon (11/14/2013) [-]
>flying around in cargo bob
>friend is getting chased by cops and two douchebags trying to kill him
>he is about to die
>i swoop in and pick him up with the cargobob
>two douchebags get butthurt and start trying to chase us
>fly to Merryweather base at the docks, acquire Buzzard
>blow the douchebags up
It was glorious
#11 - sloot (11/14/2013) [-]
>Chasing a group of people who are flying a titan
>We are in a chopper
>We shoot the titan enough to make it start smoking
>Guys in the titan pull straight up and bail
>titan stops and immediately starts tumbling backward
>Titan crashes into our chopper and kills all of us
>Group of people all parchute to safety...
User avatar #128 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/14/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Level 71
>Minding my own business
>Trying to drive to airport
>See tank point barrel at me
> ******************** .jpeg
>Enable passive mode
>Get out of car
>Walk over to tank
>He's desperate to kill me
>Tries running me over
>Misses, hits wall
>I hold down the car jack button
>Walk up to tank
>Climb on top
>Whip him out of the tank
>Run him over
>"XDouchebag1999X has left the game"
#106 - facepalming (11/14/2013) [-]
>Be me, hanging out with a friend
>Decide to try out the bikes
>Realize how awesome they are
>Bunny hop onto people's cars, etc.
>Get bored
>Decide to go flip people off on our bikes
>Find somebody afk, lightbulb
>We start ringing our bike bells like crazy
>Flipping him off
>He comes back, pulls out a minigun, obliterates my friend and I
>Worth it
User avatar #149 - organicglory (11/15/2013) [-]
For anyone who doesn't know what the Faggio is, it's a moped

I think the name is quite appropriate.
User avatar #126 - zomaru ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
>Have a PC
>Still playing GTA: SA.
User avatar #127 to #126 - teoberry (11/14/2013) [-]
and that, my friends, is why console is superior.
#129 to #127 - zomaru ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Do you really want to start up this fight?
User avatar #169 to #127 - hammarhead (11/15/2013) [-]
you bastard, you can't troll on your own content
User avatar #170 to #169 - teoberry (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm not trolling ya dumb sack of **** .
User avatar #171 to #170 - hammarhead (11/15/2013) [-]
thisisbait.jpg
+1
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User avatar #174 to #173 - hammarhead (11/15/2013) [-]
i don't have any of the pictures, is it alright if i just occasionally call upon you for reinforcement?
User avatar #172 to #171 - teoberry (11/15/2013) [-]
Wow. You're a funny guy.
User avatar #175 to #172 - hammarhead (11/15/2013) [-]
thank you, teo. I like your content.
User avatar #176 to #175 - teoberry (11/15/2013) [-]
No problem. Your comments were very funny :^)
User avatar #158 to #126 - EventHorizon (11/15/2013) [-]
SAMP?
User avatar #159 to #158 - zomaru ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]

?
User avatar #160 to #159 - EventHorizon (11/15/2013) [-]
San Andreas Multiplayer
User avatar #161 to #160 - zomaru ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
I play on the PS2
User avatar #162 to #161 - EventHorizon (11/15/2013) [-]
me 2
#125 - Grom (11/14/2013) [-]
>be on GTA: O   
>in a cargo heli   
>been picking people up while they were driving for the past hour or so   
>mom comes home with new laptop   
>ascend as high as I can and start playing with settings on new laptop   
>20 minutes later I look over at the TV and see a jet hurtling towards me   
>nothing I can do, controller is across the room   
>guy in jet starts screaming "			*******		 ASSHOLE!!!!" over and over   
>Jet crashes into me, blows up   
>leaves me unscratched   
>mfw
>be on GTA: O
>in a cargo heli
>been picking people up while they were driving for the past hour or so
>mom comes home with new laptop
>ascend as high as I can and start playing with settings on new laptop
>20 minutes later I look over at the TV and see a jet hurtling towards me
>nothing I can do, controller is across the room
>guy in jet starts screaming " ******* ASSHOLE!!!!" over and over
>Jet crashes into me, blows up
>leaves me unscratched
>mfw
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