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More Philosophical shit bruh

More Philosophical shit bruh. I dropped knowledge earlier tl;dr-GOD. two words. fin. I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed, life is harsh a

I dropped knowledge earlier
tl;dr-GOD.
two words.
fin.
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#24 - muscularsystem (10/06/2013) [-]
I can't even.
I can't even.
#23 - panickattack (10/06/2013) [-]
MFW when my post causes people to question life/death, existence, and philosphy.
User avatar #46 to #23 - redneckhokage (10/06/2013) [-]
so you have a. . panic attack?
#69 to #46 - panickattack (10/06/2013) [-]
Nah, it's a play on my last name
User avatar #52 to #23 - sabotagesam (10/06/2013) [-]
questioning philosophy is also philosophy (so that's a nonsense ;) )
User avatar #29 to #23 - hchambers (10/06/2013) [-]
and you didn't even link to smbc comics
User avatar #28 to #23 - kievaughnb (10/06/2013) [-]
your repost*
#30 to #28 - panickattack (10/06/2013) [-]
You're right. Please, sauce it up. I just found this in my image folder
#1 - contradictory (10/05/2013) [-]
Mfw I've been thinking about death and existence lately.

**** I'm scared
#2 to #1 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
same here dude same here
User avatar #14 to #1 - stupro (10/06/2013) [-]
So, how does he get these cards?
User avatar #17 to #1 - ckott **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
edgy
#26 to #1 - superdupernammee (10/06/2013) [-]
If you don't like thinking you're meaningless then find a religion you like, makes things a lot nicer.
User avatar #27 to #1 - badjokesjimmmy (10/06/2013) [-]
What if I am actually dreaming and my whole life is just a dream involving other people's dreams and we are actually in some alien institute which make experiments on us and when we die the dream ends and we wake up?

I know I'm weird
User avatar #72 to #27 - contradictory (10/12/2013) [-]
Ive been thinking the same. what if we're all in a hyper sleep cell? Or is life one of those chose your destiny virtual games, and this is test?

But as of late I wonder what happens after? Is dying and not existing the same?
User avatar #62 to #1 - missrainbowdash (10/06/2013) [-]
there's no need to panic, whatever is, is, and nothing anyone can do can change it (unless they can)
User avatar #3 to #1 - adu (10/06/2013) [-]
Of being dead? Of existing? Or of the thought that there's no real difference between the two?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Digitalphear ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
It's disturbing as **** to actually think about.

I get a strange feeling when I do, like my brain is completely unable to comprehend it and just sends waves of panic throughout my body.
User avatar #35 to #4 - Awesomecarrot (10/06/2013) [-]
**** I thought that was just me! Glad I'm not alone in that.
User avatar #5 to #4 - adu (10/06/2013) [-]
That's just your reaction to it. No matter what you think of it, it hasn't really changed since the time you were born, so you can at least take comfort in that. It's either always has been always will be, or never was and never will be. But it could also be both. Like I said, depends on your perspective.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Digitalphear ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
What if this conversation isn't actually happening

What if like, it already happened before and we just don't know

What if you're actually me
User avatar #7 to #6 - adu (10/06/2013) [-]
What if you're the same Digitalph33r that made the Arby n Chief series.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Digitalphear ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
What if i'm not but just a fan of his work
User avatar #9 to #8 - adu (10/06/2013) [-]
What if you're a fan of his work because you share a similar sense of humor due to being him in a former or future life reincarnated into non-linear timespace.
#10 to #9 - Digitalphear ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Just broke my brain
#36 to #1 - timoffex (10/06/2013) [-]
You won't be alive to care about being dead when you're dead, so don't worry about it.
User avatar #11 to #1 - I Am Monkey (10/06/2013) [-]
Is this an existential crisis or did you just find out you'll probably **** yourself when you die?
User avatar #20 - thewalkingfrog (10/06/2013) [-]
I understand that the comic is satire, but honestly I am really glad that I exist. Sure, there may not be life after death, or no point in living, but life is great and dying is probably a good way to end it. I have had so many experiences that will always stick with me, whether it was my first videogame, or my first kiss, or my first time driving a car; these things are all times that are ******* rad, and also so menial as well. Sure, we may not think that we will ever want to die, but I'm pretty sure there is a point in life where we actually reach a point of pointless existence, since we are so deteriorated, and we die. Life is great, and death is great if you can live to die of natural causes. We honestly all don't know for sure what awaits us after death, but it's somewhat exciting to think of all these different things. If there is no conscious after death, then we die hoping, and that's a pretty good way to go out.

tl;dr: **** yeah life and death isn't so bad,
User avatar #65 to #20 - alleksi (10/06/2013) [-]
Existing is my favorite thing out of all the things!
User avatar #68 to #20 - xchewsifferx (10/06/2013) [-]
And that is why i'm terrified of Alzheimer's disease. Because those memories that were once so dear, begin to slowly slip away until you don't even understand who you are.

My grandpa has it and already forgot who i am, and thats ok, but it makes me want to cry every time i see him fight to remember who my dad is.

User avatar #45 to #20 - themongoose (10/06/2013) [-]
"life is great and dying is a good way to end it..."

I was unaware we had other options on ways to end life.
#13 - Paczilla ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
I used to worry about existence. But then i realized that it doesn't matter. Really, it doesn't. Thinking that you somehow have an impact on the universe at all, in your lifetime, is pretty ******* narcissistic. Just think, you live in an ever expanding universe (or so we think, no one will ever actually know) on a tiny piece of rock, hurtling around a giant ball of flaming hydrogen that will eventually destroy all evidence that you ever existed. So what if existence is scary? We are all temporary, everything, your thoughts, your feeling, your emotions, and even the atoms that make up your body will eventually decay into nothingness. Sure, it a bit sad that everything will eventually be gone and that nothing has any actual meaning, but we as sentient creatures have one great thing. We have the ability to give utter nothingness meaning. We have the ability to have IDEAS. Its pretty ******* awesome that simple electrical signals in our ******* brains have the ability to create ideas. And that's why i'm not scared anymore, just because nothing in existence has any meaning doesn't mean we cant give it any meaning.
User avatar #15 to #13 - schnizel (10/06/2013) [-]
You would not like me then.
#32 - matrixcrab (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm getting really depressed by the thought that everything that surrounds us is just there to distract us from the meaning of existance, which in my opinion is none.
We're just a coincidence.
I'm sad..
#50 to #32 - dontknowmeatall (10/06/2013) [-]
Don't be sad. It's also made to rip us out of money.
#33 to #32 - darthtomale ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
at least your misery is joined by the company of my misery...


im gonna ******* kill myself
User avatar #34 to #32 - Awesomecarrot (10/06/2013) [-]
I think that a perk of being self-aware is that you get to give
your existence a meaning of your choice.
#37 to #34 - matrixcrab (10/06/2013) [-]
But it's hard to find something worth spending my time on, and so i dont have anything to do all day instead of going to school, almost sleep there, come home, eat like there's no tomorrow, sleep, eat, smoke, sleep... I dont do sports and i dont have any hobbies.
I dunno what to do with muh life
User avatar #39 to #37 - Awesomecarrot (10/06/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. Try martial arts! That's what I do.
Taekwondo for three years and I'm feeling a little down
recently so I'm starting Jiu-Jitsu next week too, to take my
mind off of it. Self-discipline and hard work are like the
two most effective things at getting rid of depression, I find.
#40 to #39 - matrixcrab (10/06/2013) [-]
Can't do that. I have had an injured shinbone for 6+ years now which makes me unable to do any kind of these kind of sports. Its like a swollen bone and if i touch it, even if its only slightly, it hurts like hell.
But thanks for your help bro

Also, besides me beeing lazy as **** , i got some problems with my classmates.
I'm a pretty nice guy to everyone but as soon as i tell someone my opinion on something everyone goes like: Duuh, noone cares.
My parents do the same asa i let my opinion out. It ***** me up mentally dude
User avatar #42 to #40 - Awesomecarrot (10/06/2013) [-]
Ohh, that sucks, sorry to hear bout your shin D:
Well, if physical stuff is out of the question then I still
stand by the self-discipline and hard work thing. Take
up an instrument, like guitar or something? Or writing, coding, drawing.
The list goes on. It'll just take time, things'll look up.
#43 to #42 - matrixcrab (10/06/2013) [-]
I play guitar but i dont take lessons, im learnign it to myself (been playing for 4 months now), writing is great but i dont have the creativity and time anyomore, drawing is also timeconsuming but wouldnt be a big deal if i had more confidence in what i draw, i feel like its not going to work as soon as i start drawing the first few lines :/
#64 to #43 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
It's not going to work with that attitude. Of course it doesn't look good, it's only a bunch of lines!

Criticizing your work before completion is one of the biggest barriers to creation. It doesn't look right. So what? Are you busy? You said it yourself that you had no other hobbies. Get back there and finish it.

You completed it and it still looks ugly? Well did you really expect to paint the Mona Lisa on the first try? Either move on to another drawing or start it all over again. With time your skills will develop and you will become better at it. In order to speed up the process you can also look up videos and tutorials on the internet or art magazines, but this doesn't mean skill will just pop up instantly, it still requires practice.

This works for anything. Just pick up some activity you find interesting and start practicing it. It's that easy, it just requires some patience and effort at the beginning but once you start enjoying yourself you will see it was worth it.
#51 to #32 - creepyunclebob (10/06/2013) [-]
But if nothing you do has meaning, that means you can do whatever the hell you want. Go buy a pizza and celebrate meaninglessness.
User avatar #60 - drunkasaurus (10/06/2013) [-]
What if that's actually the purpose of life? Some higher being is watching you like you're some sort of pet, and then as the world around you progresses according to how the "higher being" is controlling it, we might finally figure out how to live forever in our own bio-technical state kind of like the Matrix. Then our creator is like "yay job well done". Kind of like when you finally make a self-sustaining city in the sims and you can just leave it be forever and start a new one. and then he goes and starts a new galaxy. And then one day, while plugged into your own little world that has been technologically progressing for hundreds of years, you finally figure out how to create your own galaxy. So you unplug from your simulation, and go build your own galaxy. And the higher being is like "hey, what's up!?" and there's like tons of other higher beings, and we all just travel the galaxy watching over our worlds, and we don't have any government or personal conflict because everyone has everything need. Then someone does some **** like blow up a sun and destroy a friend's planet and there's some bad blood between the two of them but they work it out and make a planet of nympho women together and live for hundreds of years in peace and love as rulers of said planet.
#61 to #60 - WanderingPeanut (10/06/2013) [-]
I like your brain
User avatar #66 to #60 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
...So...Something like the sims?
#67 to #60 - amuzen (10/06/2013) [-]
I read an article that was like this once titled 'a conversation with god by an atheist' (or something along those lines) and god had just created the universe and all of it's planets in hopes of having the universe itself evolve into a new god by having a sentient species evolve to the point where they could merge with the universe and the point of that was so that said god could then merge with said new god in order to evolve into a even godlier god and that he had developed a system for measuring the different species at different levels of development to see who was how close to the goal.
User avatar #55 - xtwinblade (10/06/2013) [-]
i dont need to be philosofic when thinking about life. My only reason to live is because i like being alive and would prefer staying as long as i can.
#53 - bummerdrummer (10/06/2013) [-]
my personal philosophy-

its probably all ******** , so try to enjoy yourself without ******* it up for anyone else.
#31 - matrixcrab (10/06/2013) [-]
**matrixcrab rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at how to torture the emotional ** MFW
#44 - rabidaardvark (10/06/2013) [-]
never understood why some people put so much thought into stuff like this. Maybe im just to simple minded but to me the only thing that matters is the here and now and maybe a little bit into the future, but not much since that stuffs future me's problem, and maybe a bit somewhere else if i decide to move.
User avatar #59 - pepemex (10/06/2013) [-]
Except lots of people do kill themselves...
User avatar #54 - kyuubey (10/06/2013) [-]
Science Saved My Soul.
User avatar #49 - serterazi (10/06/2013) [-]
If we could half-thumb a content...
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#22 - steil (10/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - jcfjr (10/06/2013) [-]
... invented.... art?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The sciences invent; art draws funny pictures in your latte foam. Sorry, just had a psycho bitch art major have her friends harass me. DONE.
User avatar #18 to #16 - thewalkingfrog (10/06/2013) [-]
Someone had to invent art. It wasn't just there like physics or the natural elements.
User avatar #19 to #18 - jcfjr (10/06/2013) [-]
This is true. I'm just a bit fed up at the moment. Venting.
#21 to #19 - thewalkingfrog (10/06/2013) [-]
As much as I understand how you may feel, fj is not the place for this. You will end up with red thumbs, sir.
User avatar #70 to #21 - jcfjr (10/06/2013) [-]
Eh, not really something I'm too concerned with.
User avatar #25 to #16 - stiltsformidgets (10/06/2013) [-]
You're not on tumblr.
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