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User avatar #17 - postwhatevs (10/07/2015) [-]
Hahah he got angry, slap dat counter and shake the glass!
#58 to #17 - altosax (10/07/2015) [-]
It's a pretty common response
It's a pretty common response
#18 to #17 - stormieskys (10/07/2015) [-]
Ha, I watched the webm too, friend!
User avatar #42 to #18 - doctahhobo (10/07/2015) [-]
my favorite part was where he got angry and slapped the counter and shook the glass.
#22 to #18 - derpinstock (10/07/2015) [-]
Lol you used subtle sarcasm to point out how useless his comment was!
User avatar #26 to #22 - fuccthedevil (10/07/2015) [-]
Ha, I read the comment too, friend!
#45 to #26 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
Ha, repeating the content in the earlier comments for laughs. That's funny!
#48 to #45 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
You ****** up.
#50 to #48 - derpinstock (10/07/2015) [-]
This ******* website
green thumbs for all of our stupid unimaginative comments, this dude does it and red thumbs
User avatar #59 to #50 - fluttergrey (10/07/2015) [-]
Yeah but he didn't mention them being a friend.
User avatar #67 to #50 - fuccthedevil (10/07/2015) [-]
He " ****** up" because of the way he worded it. It's like when guys are sitting around talking about dumb things that women do for an example, and that one ***** goes "OOOooOOo I'm a ladyyyy, I wear maxi pads so I can feel like a confident woman!"
User avatar #21 - ubercookieboy (10/07/2015) [-]
Someone should make a gif with the red ones being green thumbs, and the white ones being red thumbs.
User avatar #28 to #21 - alphahelix (10/07/2015) [-]
BUMPING
#36 to #28 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
>bumping
>funnyjunk
User avatar #70 to #36 - alphahelix (10/08/2015) [-]
It was more of my way to show support for that comment. obviously this isn't an image board. but its kind of weird the level of strong negative reaction people have with that comment tho.
#46 to #36 - sackit (10/07/2015) [-]
**sackit used "*roll picture*"**
**sackit rolled image**Maybe he wanted to tell everyone he was taking a poop, but spelled "dumping" wrong?
#43 to #28 - guitarassassin (10/07/2015) [-]
This is Funnyjunk. Not ******* 4chan.
#37 - themurrey (10/07/2015) [-]
I made a thing
User avatar #63 to #37 - meuk (10/07/2015) [-]
From Scheire & de Schepping
User avatar #4 - watermeloncyborgs (10/06/2015) [-]
I can imagine as soon as he throws the apple slice
he yells "BITCH" in his squeaky chimp voice.
User avatar #25 to #4 - dotheherpaderp (10/07/2015) [-]
It's actually cucumber. They don't mind it, but they prefer grapes because they're sweeter, so in this context, a grape (which he saw his neighbor receive seconds ago) is considered worth more than a cucumber, considering they both performed the same task (hand in a small white rock in exchange for a treat).
User avatar #40 to #25 - lype (10/07/2015) [-]
i thought it was a white grape and a regular grape
User avatar #52 to #25 - scowler (10/07/2015) [-]
That's some uncanny reasoning and observation power for a small animal.
User avatar #72 to #52 - dotheherpaderp (10/08/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how well developed a primate brain can be when it comes to interpreting social constructs, even in tiny new-world monkeys like capuchins and marmosets.

Unrelated but adorable: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx1a8mIeGHU
#35 to #25 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
It sounds more like a currency than a task.
User avatar #71 to #35 - dotheherpaderp (10/08/2015) [-]
It is, indeed. In primate training facilities, however, we refer to any action a monkey performs for our research purposes as a "task", as an umbrella term. It kind of slipped out because I'm used to saying it a lot, but you're right, it is an exchange of currency.

You can watch the source for a full explanation. Look up "Excerpt from Frans de Waals TED Talk" on YT.
User avatar #1 - fazbear (10/06/2015) [-]
"Bitch, I don't ******* want this one, give me the one you gave him."
#2 to #1 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Why thank you sir for writing it here! I'm blind and I couldn't notice it.
#3 to #2 - fazbear (10/06/2015) [-]
If you were blind, you wouldn't be able to notice neither the content or the comment.
Fight me.
#55 to #3 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
Is that porn? Because it looks like porn.
#66 to #55 - fazbear (10/07/2015) [-]
It's not porn.
It's just someone's human Freddy trying to spook another person's human Bonnie.
< Full pic.
#31 to #3 - Sevenseas (10/07/2015) [-]
**Sevenseas used "*roll picture*"**
**Sevenseas rolled image**Actually, you're wrong, windows comes with a text reader so you can theoretically browse the web while being blind.

Let me tell you, if you have a week to learn how to do it, it's very... interesting.

PS: I might go blind due to detaching retina so I figured I should probably learn.
#5 to #1 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
She names the monkey "Leroy"....
#30 - cryingchicken (10/07/2015) [-]
monkey on the right kissing his fingers like "mamma mia that's a spicey meatball" just tryna rub it in. cheeky cunt.
#10 - ygdosst ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
This fact is actually revolutionary to psychology and economics. The fact that it's not exclusive to humans and could be an integral part of primate behavior
User avatar #16 to #10 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
How do we know the monkey didn't just want what his friend got?

Gods damn, my dogs switch bowls all the time just because they think I gave the other one something that tastes better.
User avatar #49 to #16 - zaywoot (10/07/2015) [-]
isnt that basically what it's about?

"I'd rather have my neighbours porshe than my own toyota, even though both could take me to work and back without issue"

I feel like you just kinda confirmed what ygdosst wrote
User avatar #68 to #49 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
It depends on what you're arguing about.

"Humans are greedy because even animals want the same thing and won't accept different rewards"
Vs.
"Humans aren't greedy because animals too believe the grass is greener on the other side and envy what their peers have"
User avatar #69 to #68 - zaywoot (10/08/2015) [-]
I think it's more that the sense of envy and greed is universal, and knowing how different animals think and act, we can learn more about how we as a species thinks and acts, which can sometimes be a problem to figure out, because of nurture vs nature
User avatar #9 - kungfuchedder (10/07/2015) [-]
The wage gap is real guys
#54 to #9 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
This has nothing to do with the wage gap. Economics is much more complex than one simple moral concept like fairness, because not all labor is equal. Wealth inequality is fairly complex.

All this experiment is showing is that some primates have similar innate moral compasses to that of humans.
#13 to #9 - talpss (10/07/2015) [-]
Wait a minute...

Who let tumblr out of xirtergexheir (that's the pronoun for "their" over there, right?) cage?
User avatar #34 to #13 - wrpen (10/07/2015) [-]
Tumblr is a singular entity with a non-specific gender; it's "his or her", not "their".
User avatar #53 to #34 - talpss (10/07/2015) [-]
Yea yea yea, whatever.
#11 - Rockaman (10/07/2015) [-]
Next the monkey will be holding up signs saying 'we are the 99%'...
User avatar #19 to #11 - Imbtrtenu (10/07/2015) [-]
Examples of this occurred previously.
User avatar #51 to #11 - scowler (10/07/2015) [-]
You don't bring your ******* kids to a protest of any kind. Especially not the gathering of freaks that was OWS...
#12 to #11 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
inb4 "that has already happened"
User avatar #23 - tytanhavok (10/07/2015) [-]
Monkeys are awesome
User avatar #56 - concetrationcamp (10/07/2015) [-]
sad to see such nice creatures in cages
User avatar #60 to #56 - paradox (10/07/2015) [-]
your user name greatly fits your comment
User avatar #47 - sebalt ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
black people are silly
User avatar #64 - girguy (10/07/2015) [-]
>purple grape
>monkeys

no wonder
User avatar #33 - dingdongz (10/07/2015) [-]
why are the content thumbnails so ******* huge dear jesus
laptop people must be seeing like 3 things at maximum
User avatar #38 to #33 - themurrey (10/07/2015) [-]
Depends, you can get a 1080p laptop.
User avatar #32 - lean (10/07/2015) [-]
Pretty sure the monkey didn't sign a contract affirming his agreement to established pay. It's not the fault of any business if you don't negotiate your contract and then agree to it.
User avatar #14 - MoparMan (10/07/2015) [-]
They didn't really reject it because it was unequal pay, the monkeys just didn't like pear.
#27 to #14 - sometimeswefuck (10/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's the point.
Monkeys don't necessarily "like" cucumbers, but if given to them they will eat it. Monkeys do LOVE grapes though, and if given the choice they would probably choose grapes practically all the time

The experiment is related to unequal pay, both monkeys perform the same task, and get a certain reward (pay).
The experimenter hands the ball through the glass, and the monkey hands the ball back through the other hole (the task).
One monkey does it first, and gets a grape. The second monkey sees the first one getting a grape, and gets mad (?) when he does the same task and only gets a cucumber.

In the same experiment, if they do the same task and BOTH get cucumbers, both monkeys will accept it.
However when the rewards are unequal, the monkey getting the **** end gets pissed, which is pretty funny
#24 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
#monkeylivesmatter
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