Mondays On Murcury. . ONE on on MERCURY Laws t fti 'jiri' ONE MON!) UNEARTH.%. We should rename it Merday
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#5 - haliene (12/09/2013) [-]
I was like "wait, doesn't that mean it's the same as any day on earth and the hours are just shorter? Or is monday like 3 seconds longer than other days?"   
   
Then I realized i was retarded.
I was like "wait, doesn't that mean it's the same as any day on earth and the hours are just shorter? Or is monday like 3 seconds longer than other days?"

Then I realized i was retarded.
#16 to #5 - platinuminfernape (12/09/2013) [-]
Wow, someone actually used my .gif. I feel like a proud father. Pic unrelated.
#38 to #16 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
wait wut?
#2 - civilizedwasteland ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
We should rename it Merday
User avatar #29 to #2 - pulluspardus (12/09/2013) [-]
isn't it "She cried" not "He cried" ?
User avatar #44 to #29 - jacksipian (12/10/2013) [-]
yes it is, but the animal in the picture is a buck which is male, so to avoid confusion, they changed it to "he"
User avatar #30 to #2 - babyanalraper (12/09/2013) [-]
All hail mighty Talos! Down with the Mer!
User avatar #45 to #2 - roserath (12/10/2013) [-]
Ermegerd Merdey
#3 to #2 - tehwaffles (12/09/2013) [-]
jesus christ i love that song   
thumb for you
jesus christ i love that song
thumb for you
#12 - jibb (12/09/2013) [-]
I somewhy thought for a second that a day on Earth was 1408 hours, and was truly fascinated by this, until I realized I need to get some sleep
I somewhy thought for a second that a day on Earth was 1408 hours, and was truly fascinated by this, until I realized I need to get some sleep
User avatar #8 - infinitereaper ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Obviously false,

Mondays aren't nearly that short.
#14 - iampopo (12/09/2013) [-]
man...i love space
man...i love space
#34 - alphagex (12/09/2013) [-]
He is a sex machine ready to explode.
#19 - majesticaxel (12/09/2013) [-]
That's Venus.
User avatar #31 to #19 - lean (12/09/2013) [-]
No its the bottom of a used pan.
User avatar #23 to #19 - fzjoss (12/09/2013) [-]
-Venus is green
-Uranus is blue
-I dont know any jokes about this
- **** you.
#40 to #23 - gerfox (12/10/2013) [-]
Venus is green
Uranus is blue
But its going to be red
when Im through with you

sorry, I tried
#33 to #23 - thedevilscabbage (12/09/2013) [-]
uranus will be red when I finish
User avatar #7 - devilofscience (12/09/2013) [-]
Any one else see the scary demon dog face.
User avatar #22 to #7 - neznanc **User deleted account** (12/09/2013) [-]
Looks like demon Wilson from Cast Away.
#37 - donaldducksdick (12/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - cheeseboyofdoom ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Am Monday can confirm
Am Monday can confirm
User avatar #6 - undeadmaus (12/09/2013) [-]
But that is Venus
User avatar #9 to #6 - thesovereigngrave (12/09/2013) [-]
No idea why someone thumbed you down. It is Venus without its cloud layer.
User avatar #46 - jbgotswag (12/10/2013) [-]
Mondays last 24 hours, go read a book.
User avatar #49 to #48 - jbgotswag (12/10/2013) [-]
but it do, Monday is a day
all days are 24 hours
therefore, Monday is 24 hours.

logics, you see
User avatar #50 to #49 - nonowgetout (12/10/2013) [-]
I should flag you for having a topless girl as your avatar.
#51 to #50 - jbgotswag (12/10/2013) [-]
wow, your a ****** troll
User avatar #52 to #51 - nonowgetout (12/10/2013) [-]
Since when I was trying to be someone like you. I was just pointing out that you did not understand this joke, and that you had a profile picture that violated the rules.
User avatar #53 to #52 - jbgotswag (12/10/2013) [-]
you're trying to be me?
well, I am flattered. I hope I am a good role model for you. it's good to know that I have a fanbase
User avatar #56 to #53 - nonowgetout (12/10/2013) [-]
I believe you misread that last statement. Since your people disgust me. But I can see that you are just trying to get a pink username, judging by your comment level.
User avatar #59 to #56 - jbgotswag (12/10/2013) [-]
that was a pretty good first try, and you are slowly getting the hang of trolling jbgotswag style. try to add a few personalized insults, and end the comment with "asstwat", which is my signature.
you're a pretty good learner, but need more practice. go on my profile and learn from my example. and soon you'll be as good a troll as me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - nonowgetout (12/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't want to be one of those douchebags that won't get a pink username by posting stuff that no one agrees with just to get a couple negative thumbs. What makes you think that you'll even get that pink username anyways.
User avatar #63 to #60 - jbgotswag (12/10/2013) [-]
that was better, try adding "are you a *insert the person's race* or are you just a dumb asstwat". it works like a charm.
User avatar #64 to #63 - nonowgetout (12/10/2013) [-]
This conversation is getting mildly hilarious. I'm not even sure why I'm responding to these.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jbgotswag (12/10/2013) [-]
that is the reason people love me, I am ******* funny.
see, that's alliteration. It shows that I got mad poetry skillz. if you didn't recognize that at first glance, you are a dumb asstwat.
#24 - kristovsky (12/09/2013) [-]
This is not an actual Fact.
#15 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
SO WITTY AND SMART, SUCH GREATNESS NEVER HEARD THIS JOKE BEFORE, OR EVEN SEEN IT ON HERE THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Someone will reply "Well I haven't seen it so it's funny to me" shut the front door dipstick.
#21 to #15 - oifheimer **User deleted account** (12/09/2013) [-]
#25 to #15 - manofiron (12/09/2013) [-]
Shut up anon.
User avatar #43 to #15 - bladebites (12/10/2013) [-]
I haven't heard anyone over the age of twelve say "shut the front door" in years.
User avatar #47 to #17 - Dwarf (12/10/2013) [-]
Okay, bitch.
#20 to #15 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Well I haven't seen it so it's funny to me
#32 to #15 - alphagex (12/09/2013) [-]
Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelled of elderberries.
User avatar #62 - aeiousometimesy (12/10/2013) [-]
Title sounds like a magic treehouse book
User avatar #61 - vodoo (12/10/2013) [-]
Well im french so mercury comes before venus on wednesday
#58 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
It honestly took me a few minutes to figure out that wasn't the actual number of hours in a monday... I'm ashamed of myself.
#55 - gongthehawkeye (12/10/2013) [-]
But srsly, you guise


I ******* love space.
#42 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
Mondays only suck if you stay up too late on Sundays.
User avatar #36 - holyfool (12/09/2013) [-]
Very old song but relevant. The Boomtown Rats.  I Don't Like Mondays.
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