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deathtobreakfast ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-] Well, what we are seeing is from the perspective of evilhomer. Due to his clogged arteries his occipital lobe isn't supplied sufficiently with oxygene causing it to fail to correctly process the visual input.
That isn't true though. A lack of oxygene would cause brain cells to just shutdown, meaning that the "Pixels" they had to process can't be filled and thus a visual blackout would happen and then you would fall unconscious because the rest of your brain is affected by the lack of oxygene, too. The cholesterol affects mostly the hearts own arteries that supply it with blood, making more and more parts of it die until the heart can't keep up with pumping and just stops.
Actual explanation
The glitch in the video is actually an effect caused when data is corrupted, meaning that some off the pixels in a picture can't be updated properly thus creating this weird distortion that then lays over the actual movement of the picture.
These effect can be applied manually in some videoediting programs
I don't know how I came up with the other **** . It's only 23:20 where I am but my ************** went off the charts while writing.
That isn't true though. A lack of oxygene would cause brain cells to just shutdown, meaning that the "Pixels" they had to process can't be filled and thus a visual blackout would happen and then you would fall unconscious because the rest of your brain is affected by the lack of oxygene, too. The cholesterol affects mostly the hearts own arteries that supply it with blood, making more and more parts of it die until the heart can't keep up with pumping and just stops.
Actual explanation
The glitch in the video is actually an effect caused when data is corrupted, meaning that some off the pixels in a picture can't be updated properly thus creating this weird distortion that then lays over the actual movement of the picture.
These effect can be applied manually in some videoediting programs
I don't know how I came up with the other **** . It's only 23:20 where I am but my ************** went off the charts while writing.
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artimax ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-] God, mozarella sticks are my favourite thing in the whole world
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ffinfinity ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
I love mozarella sticks but everywhere i order them they are absolut **** , not a single place has decent ones. I rem as a kid i would get them at a place called purdue farma super market or something and they were the bomb
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anon (08/21/2015) [-] >>#58,they're amazing but you don't get many for what you pay and even less sauce but it might be different elsewhere
i recommend getting the grilled chicken wrap, onion rings with the cheese sticks and any shake or blast you like also, makes a darn good although moderately unhealthy meal
i recommend getting the grilled chicken wrap, onion rings with the cheese sticks and any shake or blast you like also, makes a darn good although moderately unhealthy meal
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ffinfinity ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
it all sounds so good, to bad the closest one to me is 40 minutes away :/ ill def try it if i happen across one
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pkashp ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-] Yeah, they're mostly a southern thing. They're like those old drive-in restaurants where you park, order, and a girl (sometimes on skates, depends on the Sonic in question) brings you your food. If you ever come across a Sonic in your travels, definitely go for mozzarella as your side. HUGE drink menu too.
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anon (08/21/2015) [-] all I had to do was read the title to already know that whatever the content was, it would give me diabetes
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dreigamos ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-] The restaurant where i work does something like this.
Halloumi instead of mozeralla and this **** is fresher than cilit bang on your used gym socks; tastier too
It's like eating an orgasm
Halloumi instead of mozeralla and this **** is fresher than cilit bang on your used gym socks; tastier too
It's like eating an orgasm
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kristernorge (08/21/2015) [-]
ikr? mozzarella isnt suppose to be firm and dry like that
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Dakafal (08/21/2015) [-] It's definitely low-moisture. which doesn't necessarily mean it's worse, low-moisture mozzarella is better for melting, so it's used on pizzas and the like. Fresh mozzarella has too much water in it, and so you'll get puddles of water in whatever you make with it, which in some cases means you have to drain your product after baking/cooking. Sources: I used to manage a pizzeria and now work as a chef.
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pictureperfectt (08/21/2015) [-] I have nothing against food like this. Hell, I've eaten some heavy **** in my short time on this Earth.
But I've legitimately never understood why people would eat **** any worse than this. And I'm not saying this is horrifically fattening, but why eat turducken? Or anything that is chocolate AND deep fried? Aren't you just asking for your arteries to clog? Honestly, I can't even imagine eating more than a bite of those deep fried mars bars they have in some places.
By all means, go ahead and eat **** like this. Looks delicious as **** . But do so in moderation folks. Don't hurt yourselves.
But I've legitimately never understood why people would eat **** any worse than this. And I'm not saying this is horrifically fattening, but why eat turducken? Or anything that is chocolate AND deep fried? Aren't you just asking for your arteries to clog? Honestly, I can't even imagine eating more than a bite of those deep fried mars bars they have in some places.
By all means, go ahead and eat **** like this. Looks delicious as **** . But do so in moderation folks. Don't hurt yourselves.
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heartlessrobot (08/21/2015) [-] Turducken doesn't have to be fried, it could just be baked, which would be good for you.
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megatrollinator (08/21/2015) [-] You'd be very surprised. That's the norm for Cheese here in the UK.
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anon (08/21/2015) [-]
Looks like cheap diabetes that will also give you indigestion. Carlin was right. Americans will eat ANYTHINNG
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dorfdorfdorf (08/21/2015) [-] because fried cheese is only an american thing and no one else does it. also it's mozzerella, which isnt an american cheese, and this product was not created by americans
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flyingsquid (08/21/2015) [-] Well. The american way is going to be the american way. I think i stay with what i like.
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alphahelix (08/21/2015) [-] Don't compare that weak ass European **** to this. that is literally slices of tomato and slices of cheese stacked on top of each other. idc how nice you make it look on the plate, get that weak sauce out of here
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flyingsquid (08/21/2015) [-] Watch out! Its a vegitable! RUN!
Seriusly can't you people not apprichiate somthing that is not deep fried? No wonder you all are fat.
Seriusly can't you people not apprichiate somthing that is not deep fried? No wonder you all are fat.
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goodguygary (08/21/2015) [-] i can appreciate foods that aren't deep fried, as i like snacking on carrots rather than Cheetos, but tomatoes and cheese just sounds ******* gross
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flyingsquid (08/21/2015) [-] It might sound grose. But try tomatos and mozarella with some olive oil, sea sailt and black pepper on top. And to make it even better you can slize some red onion on top of it.
Its a realy good side dish.
Its a realy good side dish.
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heartlessrobot (08/21/2015) [-] Tomatoes are disgusting and one of the worst examples of a vegetable.
Lettuce, spinach, cabbage, broccoli, zucchini, mushrooms, etc, are all way better veggies. Get your nasty ass garbage out of here.
Lettuce, spinach, cabbage, broccoli, zucchini, mushrooms, etc, are all way better veggies. Get your nasty ass garbage out of here.
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flyingsquid (08/21/2015) [-] I begg to differ. Tomatos is one of the most versatile vigetables (fruits) there is!
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heartlessrobot (08/21/2015) [-] Short of ketchup and a little pizza sauce, I hate anything tomato.
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flyingsquid (08/21/2015) [-] Im sad to hear that. Hope you will test to eat tomato again in the future Tomato tastes diffrent depending on how you cook it
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wilburn (08/21/2015) [-] damn ***** , slow down, im not a wizard, i cant make my cooking supplies just fly around and cut themself
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anon (08/21/2015) [-]
Weird looking mozzarella, must be north american version.
and as we all know, north america can't cheese good
and as we all know, north america can't cheese good
