Mini FJ FAQ

By: anon

First the FJ Shortcuts

How To Roll

For numbers:

Type "roll amount, range. For example, roll 3, 1-100* will make 3 rolls with a range of 1 to 100.

For special types:

roll amount, type For example, roll 4, pokemon would make four rolls with four different pokemon.

All Roll Types:

pokemon, Martial Melee Weapon, Martial Ranged Weapon, Simple Melee Weapon, Simple Ranged Weapon, dogs, DD Class, TF2 Class, LOL, faggots, Pony, items, rare items, Magic 8-Ball, gender, cis privilege, male privilege, torture method, burn center, rpg name, rpg race, cah question, cah answer

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#17 - endodoobiesmoke (02/22/2015) [-]

**endodoobiesmoke used "*roll cah question*"**
**endodoobiesmoke rolls What's a girl's best friend?**

#548 to #17 - fightforreason (02/23/2015) [-]

**fightforreason used "*roll 5, cah answer*"**
**fightforreason rolls The way white people is.**
**fightforreason rolls Gift-wrapping a live hamster.**
**fightforreason rolls Jeff Goldblum.**
**fightforreason rolls Being fabulous.**
**fightforreason rolls Low-flying planes.**

#620 to #17 - daniboyi ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]

**daniboyi used "*roll cah answer*"**
**daniboyi rolls Self-loathing.**

+500

#19 to #17 - endodoobiesmoke (02/22/2015) [-]

**endodoobiesmoke used "*roll cah answer*"**
**endodoobiesmoke rolls My genitals.**

+23

#20 to #19 - endodoobiesmoke (02/22/2015) [-]

sweet!

+11

#421 to #20 - reapermaster ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]

11/10 roll

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#78 to #19 - thepizzadevourer (02/22/2015) [-]

Hang onto your genitals, son, this comment is destined for a storm of thumbs.

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#86 to #78 - endodoobiesmoke (02/22/2015) [-]

oh they're firmly gripped but thats only cos i'm fapping over that roll!

+11

#230 to #86 - imnotawesome (02/22/2015) [-]

#438 to #19 - monarch (02/23/2015) [-]

#629 to #19 - garebizzle (02/23/2015) [-]

**garebizzle used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**garebizzle rolls Bingeing and purging.**
**garebizzle rolls Queefing.**

#631 to #629 - endodoobiesmoke (02/23/2015) [-]

very nice!

+125

#58 - csakat ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]

**csakat used "*roll cah question*"**
**csakat rolls Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.**

#621 to #58 - daniboyi ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]

**daniboyi used "*roll cah answer*"**
**daniboyi rolls A homoerotic volleyball montage.**

#62 to #58 - gomugomuno ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]

**gomugomuno used "*roll cah answer*"**
**gomugomuno rolls Finger painting.**

+207

#59 to #58 - csakat ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]

**csakat used "*roll cah answer*"**
**csakat rolls Multiple stab wounds.**

-7

#328 to #59 - raidaltamimi (02/22/2015) [-]

I'm Emo and I'd enjoy that.

+51

#127 - indonesia (02/22/2015) [-]

**indonesia used "*roll cah question*"**
**indonesia rolls In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.**

+92

#128 to #127 - indonesia (02/22/2015) [-]

**indonesia used "*roll faggots*"**
**indonesia rolls Phanact**

+88

#40 - amonlavtar (02/22/2015) [-]

When i was little i thought FAQ

was a shortening of " **** you"

#712 to #40 - bestbrobeans (03/03/2015) [-]

I still pronounce it 'Fak'.

#362 to #40 - captainduck (02/22/2015) [-]

it isnt?

#223 to #40 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]

#60 to #40 - warwolfrider (02/22/2015) [-]

FAQ is the new way to say **** you pass it on

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#32 - anon (02/22/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll 5, faggots*"**
**anonymous rolls Phanact**
**anonymous rolls Phanact**
**anonymous rolls Phanact**
**anonymous rolls Phanact**
**anonymous rolls Phanact**

#802 to #32 - chsnake (03/04/2015) [-]

**chsnake used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**chsnake rolls Phanact**
**chsnake rolls Phanact**
**chsnake rolls Phanact**
**chsnake rolls Phanact**
**chsnake rolls Phanact**
**chsnake rolls Phanact**

+18

#173 - ctei (02/22/2015) [-]

**ctei used "*roll cah question*"**
**ctei rolls My zombie survival kit includes food, water, and _.**

+50

#174 to #173 - ctei (02/22/2015) [-]

**ctei used "*roll cah answer*"**
**ctei rolls Napalm.**

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#72 - coreyds (02/22/2015) [-]

**coreyds used "*roll cah question*"**
**coreyds rolls Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _ stuffed with _.**

#622 to #72 - daniboyi ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]

**daniboyi used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**daniboyi rolls A sassy black woman.**
**daniboyi rolls Splugorth blind warrior women.**

+36

#73 to #72 - coreyds (02/22/2015) [-]

**coreyds used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**coreyds rolls Apologizing.**
**coreyds rolls A pile of squirming bodies.**

+11

#206 - vornic (02/22/2015) [-]

**vornic used "*roll cah question*"**
**vornic rolls In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.**

+26

#207 to #206 - vornic (02/22/2015) [-]

**vornic used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vornic rolls The homosexual agenda.**

#211 to #207 - vornic (02/22/2015) [-]

#329 to #207 - raidaltamimi (02/22/2015) [-]

+10

#184 - ccosenza (02/22/2015) [-]

**ccosenza used "*roll cah question*"**
**ccosenza rolls What was the theme of my second wedding?**

#282 to #184 - ecomp (02/22/2015) [-]

nice job, roll king

#783 to #184 - ajjurgens (03/03/2015) [-]

oops i did it again

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#185 to #184 - ccosenza (02/22/2015) [-]

**ccosenza used "*roll cah answer*"**
**ccosenza rolls Kanye West.**

#18 - anon (02/22/2015) [-]

*roll 10, 1-1000*

#130 to #18 - indonesia (02/22/2015) [-]

*roll __, 0-(number)*
the "__" only 1-6
the (number) is I don't know the limit

#314 to #130 - shorea (02/22/2015) [-]

999999999 (nine nines) is the uper limit

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#22 to #18 - anon (02/22/2015) [-]

#56 to #22 - deathtobreakfast (02/22/2015) [-]

maximum amount is 6

+13

#350 - hanniballecturer (02/22/2015) [-]

**hanniballecturer used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**hanniballecturer rolls 099**

+10

#124 - flutterkyu (02/22/2015) [-]

Now if only the konami code did something on the frontpage of Funnyjunk.

#170 - thewraithofmoocow (02/22/2015) [-]

**thewraithofmoocow used "*Roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**thewraithofmoocow rolls You may rely on it**
Oh magic conch, will I ever get to level 400?

#171 to #170 - thewraithofmoocow (02/22/2015) [-]

#212 - xxdarkdanxx (02/22/2015) [-]

**xxdarkdanxx used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**xxdarkdanxx rolls Phanact**
**xxdarkdanxx rolls Phanact**
**xxdarkdanxx rolls Phanact**
**xxdarkdanxx rolls Phanact**
**xxdarkdanxx rolls Phanact**
**xxdarkdanxx rolls Phanact** I don't think rolls get any better than this

#209 - nastyninja (02/22/2015) [-]

**nastyninja used "*roll cah question*"**
**nastyninja rolls What helps Obama unwind?**

#210 to #209 - nastyninja (02/22/2015) [-]

**nastyninja used "*roll cah answer*"**
**nastyninja rolls A sausage festival.**

#132 - brasssquire (02/22/2015) [-]

**brasssquire used "*roll 3, torture method*"**
**brasssquire rolls Tooth extraction**
**brasssquire rolls Listening to Justin Bieber on loop**
**brasssquire rolls Flaying**

#435 to #132 - inomgod (02/23/2015) [-]

NO!

#436 to #435 - brasssquire (02/23/2015) [-]

The second one is the deadliest.

#488 - sovietghost (02/23/2015) [-]

**sovietghost used "*roll 2, faggots*"**
**sovietghost rolls Phanact**
**sovietghost rolls Phanact**

now kiss each other.._ FAGGOTS_

#1 - keeperman (02/22/2015) [-]

duck

#2 to #1 - keeperman (02/22/2015) [-]

do u comment first

#653 - animedudej (02/23/2015) [-]

**animedudej used "*roll 9, 00-99*"**
**animedudej rolls 82**
**animedudej rolls 75**
**animedudej rolls 75**
**animedudej rolls 50**
**animedudej rolls 08**
**animedudej rolls 75**