Military Punishments. part 1. 20 Punishments Handed Down By Superiors In The Military. These Are Horrifying But Genius. A private was caught walking to the show Military Punishment
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Military Punishments

20 Punishments Handed Down
By Superiors In The Military.
These Are Horrifying But Genius.
A private was caught walking to the showers
without wearing his clothes. (Just holding his
towel and walking nude). The showers were in
the same bay, and it was just males in the bay,
but a female Drill from another platoon came in
and saw him, and made him drop and give so
pushups while nude.
USMC here. In our unit we had one guy that
would constantly hum songs. Well one day our co
had enough of his behavior so he Tells him to
Report to his Locker. so he goes to his locker and
stands in front of it, co tells him to get inside the
locker. when he does he shuts and locks the door
with him inside. He reaches into his pocket and
pulls out a quarter and pushes it through the vent
holes and tells the guy to start singing, and tells
him that whenever someone puts a quarter in the
slot he was to sing another song. this went on for
6 hours, the guy made around 15 bucks in
quarters and we were all in pain from laughing at
Needless to say he acquired the name 'jukebox'
and never hummed again
What are they going to do? Bend my dog tags?
Take my birthday away? chuckle chuckle"
Uhm.. Yep, apparently a Navy Captain did just
that once on purpose by deliberately sailing
parallel to the International Dateline then slipping
across it right on midnight.
Tomorrow suddenly became yesterday and no
birthday for you this year ya chuckle head.
During Beast at USAFA, one of my fellow cadets
started laughing at one of our Flight
whistling that "To the left, to the left" song. Cadre
went off on him...
Basic Cadet woo, are you laughing!?"
Yes, sir
why are you laughing, do you know what
happened today?"
No excuse, -"
Today is a day of national tragedy! We need to
memorialize his death. Pick up one of those
Does sal
This is now the Bruce Willis Memorial Rock.
What should we name RI?"
Sir, I do not kno-"
WE' RE GONNA NAME IT BRUCE! From now until
the end of Basic, you will carry Bruce with you at
all times! If I ask you how Bruce is doing, you will
show me Bruce and sound off "r' , sir."
Do you understand!?"
One of the other flights in my squadron had their
command for "forward march" changed to
Autobots, roll out." They had to make the
transformation sound from the old cartoon before
they were allowed to start marching,
In Basic training, one soldier hast his
canteen and asked the Drill Sergeant if he had
seen it. The Drill was angry at this for some
reason and made the private wander around for a
few hours asking all kinds of inanimate objects if
they had seen his canteen. Stt things like: "Truck,
have you seen my canteen?"
Saw a drill instructor (USMC) have a recruit find a
rock, name it Dignity and then throw it. Poor sap
spent the next chrs asking people if they' seen
his friend Dignity and walked around calling out
for it.
Got caught on basic with my Wed and I ran
around the camp for near 2 hours with my ipod
over my head shouting "i' m a stupid f** k for
bringing my ipod in the field" as the "enemy" was
attacking our camp. I then proceeded to put my
ipod in a plastic hag then taped it onto my helmet
and from there on I responded to Private mod.
When my instructor shouted play I had to sing,
skip I had to switch song etc... It lasted 2 weeks,
even during the night when I had hours to
A service member was a total f** , to put it
gently. Couldn' t be on time, couldn' t show up
dressed to standards, constantly forgot
professional courtesies, so on. When he was on
his last straw, his squad leader pulled him aside
and more or less started yelling, then stopped
lilo. You know what? I' m done yelling at you. It
doesn' t work. Stay right here; don' t go
anywhere." He stormed off into the company
building. The phrase, "stay right here, don' t go
anywhere" is typically the precursor to something
horrible happening when said in anger. The squad
leader eventually emerged carrying a smalldick
potted tree which he hands to the service
You will keep this tree alive. You will carry this
with you where ever you go in uniform. You will
take it to PT, you will take it to chow, you will
take it to work. If anyone asks you why you' re
carrying this f'" king tree around, you will tell
them, 'It' s to replace the oxygen I stole from
everyone else.'
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#6 - chcknchsr ONLINE (05/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I had to check, but Bruce Willis is still alive.
I had to check, but Bruce Willis is still alive.
#1 - tazzerz (05/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I love these military training punishment things so damn much. Some of them are pure evil genius.

Pic semi-related
#12 - leonkierrn (05/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
There is nothing like making private spend his whole Saturday in full gear to "sweep" the sunlight out of a parking lot.
User avatar #61 - guiguito (05/18/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I would just stare blankly at the commander and say: no.
Seriously how hard it it?
User avatar #66 to #61 - agrani (05/18/2014) [-]
Youve never been in the army have you?
User avatar #9 - caffeinecommissar (05/18/2014) [+] (35 replies)
Sorry, but could someone,explain to me the issue behind walking naked to the shower?

I know military life is all strict-discipline and all, but it just strikes me as odd.

Now whichever militaryexplain / armyexplain / usarmyexplain explains it, I don't care.
#11 to #9 - leonkierrn (05/18/2014) [-]
The military had to buckle down on sexual harassment cases. In an open bay, a room full of beds and wall lockers there are no places hiding places. So a dude walking down 100ft long room naked, while female DS can come and go is bad as it can lead to more issues.
The military had to buckle down on sexual harassment cases. In an open bay, a room full of beds and wall lockers there are no places hiding places. So a dude walking down 100ft long room naked, while female DS can come and go is bad as it can lead to more issues.
#53 - Absolute Madman (05/18/2014) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #83 to #53 - BwainPhreeze (05/18/2014) [-]
You found my Dignity!
#87 - PenguinsOfMars ONLINE (05/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
i ship to usaf basic training in 9 days, glad i chose the pussy branch
#73 - threeofclubs (05/18/2014) [-]
A guy in my unit went AWOL. After the army quit paying him he called his SGT and asked why. His SGT told him to go to any police station and explain to them the situation, being government employees they'd be able to help him out. We never heard from him again.
User avatar #125 - tonicwater ONLINE (05/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've got one
USAF Basic Training
It was pretty early on in training (about 1st or 2nd week) and the flight was just starting to come together as a group but most people still had a hard time moving with a purpose. One day, the training instructor calls a column of files to bring the flight inside and everyone does their usual slow paced meander inside. This time the instructor is not having that **** . He has everyone form back up outside at double arm intervals. This is a dead giveaway that we are going to get put on our faces. "It is clear to me that you all can not get it though your thick skulls that you are supposed to move with a purpose out here! Every flight that I push is the best at what they do and if you want to move slow, we are going to be the slowest damn flight in the history of the air force! How many of you have seen the Matrix?" Most of the flight raises their hands. "Good. Now I am sure that you all have seen the scenes where they are all moving in slo-mo to dodge bullets. I want you to move no faster than that! Get on your faces!" Everyone takes nearly a full minute to get into pushup position. We do several 20 second pushups (10 seconds going down 10 going up). During these pushups two girls from another flight march by and he pulls them aside and tells them to go meet up with the rest of their flight and tell them about how slow our flight was and to write home to their families about how slow our flight was. He then calls us to go inside once more and everyone does this awkward (and slightly painful) slow motion walk to go inside. If anyone took more than 1 step every ten seconds he would yell " Woah Trainee! Thats way too fast! You might overexert yourself!" It took the entire flight over 20 minutes to climb 2 sets of stairs to our dormitory. Needless to say, we never half-assed anything for the rest of training.

I have a few others but this one is the best.
#81 - samoaspider (05/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I read the whole damn thing and I gotta say, the Jukebox one was the best in my opinion
User avatar #2 - kjftiger (05/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I am in NJROTC and my Commander likes to threaten to send people to the North Pole to count penguins yes, he knows there are none but likes to screw with people
#140 - firesky ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
the birthday one remembered me of this masterpiece
User avatar #127 - collateraldamageco (05/18/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Reading these things kind of just makes me lose any respect I once had for our military
#148 to #127 - DemonMatt (05/18/2014) [-]
God forbid the military has a sense of humor off-duty.
User avatar #44 - RisenLichen ONLINE (05/18/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Oh god I'm scared of **** like this happening when I go to basic. I can be a real **** up sometimes cause I need things explained to me a couple times before I get it.
User avatar #112 - qwertymnbv (05/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This sounds like the fun **** we do to our pledges lolol except it's worse.. way way worse
User avatar #104 - novagodx (05/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#163 - buffetsugar (05/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My cousin was randomly selected him to be humiliated for no reason. His CO was screaming at him to pack his **** up and leave. He said that he had a flight prepared for him to go home. He kept screaming nonsense as he packed up.
As soon as he was done, he started screaming at him again, only to have him put his stuff back and do a bunch of drills as punishment. That is one of the only times I've heard of him breaking down.
#124 - bronyroar (05/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The last one made me sad because I'm that guy taking care of the tree..
User avatar #108 - blarghagh ONLINE (05/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have a few from my time in basic, not really lessons but funny **** that happened.

The hydrate man which was basically a kid wearing nothing but his abu cap and web and canteen belt walking around the bays at night shouting "hydrate hydrate"

A kid was owling on top of a locker buckass naked when a ti walked past and didnt even see him at first but did a double take and stared down the trainee until the trainee hooted, jumped down and ran I to the bathroom.
#106 - apolloeighteen (05/18/2014) [-]
MFW that last one
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