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#1 - evilhomer (08/23/2014) [+] (16 replies)
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>Not bringing refreshments upon guests arrival
Filthy plebs.
User avatar #19 to #3 - europe (08/24/2014) [-]
Love the helm of the person on his right though
Whenever a helm like that is actually available in a game it's bloody hard to acquire
#55 to #19 - daemascus (08/24/2014) [-]
do you mean the templar?
User avatar #39 to #2 - admiralen ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
can you explain this one?
#41 to #39 - crazyolitis (08/24/2014) [-]
It is basically a 'medieval' version of this.
#43 to #41 - admiralen ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
haha, heres another one to keep the show going
User avatar #52 to #43 - thepinkestofthepie (08/24/2014) [-]
thanks to all the Evangelion posts, even an anime "disliker" like me can understand this ****
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#4 - include (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 to #4 - jukuku (08/24/2014) [-]
Keep your head up, Circumsoldier.
User avatar #17 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
i wish my mother did that kind of stuff
the only time she talks to me is to say stuff like "why cant you help out with the house more"
"clean your ******* room"
"there you go, abandoning your chores to go play with friends"
"i bet you are ******* *insert friend* arent you?"
"dont think you can fool me slut"
"be greatful i cooked, you know what from today on im not cleaning or cooking ever again for you ungrateful ***** "
"go play with your brother"
"going to your gay group again huh" i go to a help group for young people who are lbgtpewhgroe i cant remember all the letters in the rainbow alphabet soup
"going to play with the faggots today?"
"isnt being trans just a fancy way of saying youre a lesbo?"
"if you are trans and not into chicks inst that just saying you like anal"
"no daughter of mine is going to be a butt slut go to your room"
"youre never off that computer"
"you have lots of older friends, do you want to get raped?"
"how do you know he wont rape you"
"do you want him to stick his dick in your ass?"
"you and your teacher are way tooo close, are you sure you two arent you know"
"youre ******* your teacher arent you"
"do you do anything but watch anime"
#61 to #17 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Sucks to be you, boo-hoo.
#45 to #17 - putindispencerhere (08/24/2014) [-]
As a straight white american male with high grades and enough money to get good schooling, I can definitely say I cannot relate in the slightest.

...sucks to be you I guess... I hope it works out once you move out though
User avatar #46 to #45 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
i have high grades and the only private school in town is a "to enter you must be rich catholic and your dad or mum had to go there" type
User avatar #30 to #17 - assrocket (08/24/2014) [-]
Move away. I don't care where you go. But make sure you're away from people like that.
Do anything and everything you can to escape. You don't need that **** .

I'm really ******* curious as to why everyone seems to think you're a slut. Did you actually do anything, or are they just trying to belittle you? Either way, you need to leave. As in, tonight, when everyone's sleeping. Like I said, that ****** just gonna haunt you, and it's going to kill you from the inside like a disease.
User avatar #37 to #30 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
by trans i mean im a chick who wants to have a dick, and put that dick in another mans ass
it is my dream
to someday receive a blowjob from *insert crush name here* my crush is already one of my close friends and ive told him about wanting to be a gay man and he jokingly said "if you ever turn into a dude ill be the best boyfriend you could ever have"
before making rapid jerking movements behind the magazine he was reading
User avatar #36 to #30 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
i cant leave if i go the family income is gone im the only one that works
people think im a sloot because i work at a gay bar, is a trans and hangs out with the gay tin tin looking teacher who ****** a kid once and has some purdy cool tattoos and a nip ring
i work with my tin tin teacher after school some days and people start to get sus
as well as sometimes i go to the trampoline pizza party with him and yesterday i went to the circus with him
next weekend im going on a boat trip with him over the weekend it will be him his friends but not his boyfriend (who is some kinda italian looking large chinstrab beared smiley guy is totally the bitch in the relationship)
the plan is go to cabin for night go get frootloops in morning go on boat trip have dessert night i dunno what that is but im packing condoms regardless
after that we get back to shore and go to the movies and come back to my town
it will be good to get out of the house
User avatar #69 to #36 - assrocket (08/25/2014) [-]
I suppose all your **** luck with your family/school is actually just being used on your relationship with your teacher. I'm happy you have someone like that you can call a friend. Also **** you - your life sounds interesting. Definitely cooler than my everyday life. ******* circuses and all sorts of **** going on.
I'd just say though - be really ******* careful. I obviously don't know your situation, and I don't know you or the people you know, so I might be out of line in saying this, but just be wary of this teacher. I have no problem with people being really close with older people or with their teachers or *insert generally inappropriate person here* but from the sounds of it, you've got a lot of **** eating at you, and it's not uncommon for people to take advantage of that. On that note, it's really awesome you've got someone you can be happy near. ALSO, **** THAT FRIEND OF YOURS. HE WANTS THE D AND HE'S WILLING TO WAIT.
User avatar #72 to #69 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
i went to dinner with my teacher tonight, we had sushi, because we wanted to be hip and cool and ironic...
someday i will **** my friend, but i just dont feel comfortable being ****** im scared
User avatar #71 to #69 - assrocket (08/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I'm just going to post about a thousand more comments, as I reread them. Have fun deciphering!

>About the 'your teacher might be a creepy asshole' thing:
You probably hear it AAAAAAALL the time. And I probably pissed you off a bit by restating it. If you've gone all this time without backing away from him, he must be all good I guess. And I'm not trying to be all "You're obviously just blind or emotionally ****** up and clinging to this one guy" or something. Just. Ugh. I don't even know how to say it.
Your story sounds like you've got some inner issues with the trans thing and how people treat you for it, then you've got this one friend who is gay and a possible pedo and obviously has a bad reputation, and then you've got this sort of collar around your neck that forces you to stay in one horrible spot for the rest of your life, feeding the mouths that bite you and that's the kind of situation that makes daddy-issue-strippers and crack whores and all that **** . And then you've got this older guy acting the trusted friend. And it just sounds like the opening to a horror story. So I'm just really worried. I don't even ******* know you, but that **** scares me, man. It's like watching people kick a puppy to death and just standing by quietly. So here's my 49 comments and re-writes and all that **** I'm blurting out while I'm sleepy and resultingly honest.

Basically, don't let yourself become the main character in a horror story.
User avatar #70 to #69 - assrocket (08/25/2014) [-]
Also, on the leaving issue - I stand by it. You have NO obligation to care for people who don't properly care for you - even if they are loving in other respects. Instead, use your income on providing a better life for yourself and the people who really return your love. Even if it's just in little gestures like paying for lunch or something like that.

Be honest: are you worried they won't survive on their own, or they'll be mad at you for 'deserting' them? That's the real question. I know I couldn't desert my own mother even though she's a crazy bitch, because there's a 1/100 chance she won't be a bitch every once in a while and I still would rather suffer her worst, just so I can see her at her best. But I still censor my conversations with people and I still have privacy issues because of her and I will for the rest of my life. It's going to slowly eat at me. And it'll eat at you, too. You feel me?
#20 to #17 - norkas (08/24/2014) [-]
Your life sounds pretty **** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
thats at home
i cop
"bang the teacher again?"
"yo whats the answer for this question"
"working tonight"
"sup cunt"
"is that stubble"
" ******* fag"
"dont be a cunt"
*multiple name puns*
"hay babe"
"yo you ****** or what"
*insert teacher name here* and evilanakie sitting in a tree f u c k i n g*
"hay watcha drawing, gay porn again?"
#34 to #21 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
it'll get better, just keep going, we can meet in japan and watch some jdrama on some vhs ahahaha
User avatar #38 to #34 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
ill meet you in akihabara
ill be the giant western faggot in the BL section of every manga shop ever
User avatar #35 to #34 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 to #20 - evilanakie ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
and from teachers
"hay i need you to stay behind and help me with paper work, see you in B-3"
"see you in B-3 ann"
"ignore those students, you know the truth"
"what are you drawing, is that... a penis"
"stop drawing in class"
"ill need you to help me fix the printer tonight are you free?"
"i need you to help me work office, it isnt working on the macs"
"these kids are starting saying some interesting things about you __ are you and Mr.__ friends?"
"youre friends with Mr.__ you know he had sex with a year 12 boy from ___ high?"
"Mr.__ may be gay but ive noticed the way you two get along are you....."
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User avatar #49 to #25 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/24/2014) [-]
coulda just went with posterior
User avatar #56 to #25 - tfwigetbanned ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
thine* ******* fix it
#10 - frustrate (08/24/2014) [-]
The parents are probably into some kinky 			****		.
The parents are probably into some kinky **** .
#51 - smokingman (08/24/2014) [-]
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#23 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
im tired now
#18 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
#58 to #18 - yisumad (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #18 - hargleblarg (08/24/2014) [-]
That's the most painful misquote I've ever seen.
"It's just a flesh wound" is the proper quote.

And to back this up, have the actual scene www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikssfUhAlgg#t=129
User avatar #5 - bakinboy (08/24/2014) [-]
#11 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
This is stupid.
#27 to #11 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
your stoopid
User avatar #59 to #11 - toxicsonicboom (08/24/2014) [-]
Hawkeye, that's the only reason I'm here. Don't mind me!
#12 to #11 - asomewaffles (08/24/2014) [-]
It's like you're not even trying anymore

Here is a Green thump you -245 bastard
User avatar #13 to #12 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
Its early here, cut me some slack...

User avatar #14 to #13 - leonhardt (08/24/2014) [-]
It's edgy here. Get a better hobby.
#15 to #14 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
Come here you~
User avatar #40 to #15 - rustybutttickler (08/24/2014) [-]
Do I dare even ask where you retrieved this glorious picture from?
Yes I do.
Mind giving the sauce?
i love you secretly
no homo
a little bit of homo
#62 - puzekatt (08/24/2014) [-]
parents fw disposing beverage
User avatar #50 - cantexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
? No 'plot', 'look ath the funny'? I am dissapoint
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