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User avatar #3 - theshrike (11/21/2013) [-]
Her mom WILL be legal once she turns 18.
User avatar #197 to #3 - swagloon (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't really understand your comment; can you explain it?
User avatar #206 to #197 - MikeLit (11/22/2013) [-]
Mexicans have babies like white people have ***** . Theshrike was implying that this particular Mexican's mother is still under the age of 18 and, therefore, below the legal age of consent for most states in the USA.
#211 to #3 - Lmaoplanes (11/22/2013) [-]
Its 21. I'm a US Born citizen with an illegal mom and I know that for a fact.
#1 - noutinus ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 to #1 - pharaohz (11/22/2013) [-]
I saw the picture and scrolled down all the comments to see someone do this, and gloriously it was comment number one.
#156 to #1 - raythenoonga (11/22/2013) [-]
10/10 paint skills
User avatar #157 to #1 - xdiabolicx (11/22/2013) [-]
Dem skills off the charts yo
#196 to #1 - swedishviking (11/22/2013) [-]
I know this site to well
User avatar #92 to #1 - pimpvader (11/22/2013) [-]
u deserve more thumbs then what you have received...
#130 - akirafudo (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #231 to #130 - menqudoneix (11/22/2013) [-]
Not necessarily in that order
User avatar #246 to #130 - majormoron (11/22/2013) [-]
This one is much cleaner than the top comment one. Nice **** dude.
#233 to #130 - roneffinswanson (11/22/2013) [-]
Is the daughter

#168 to #130 - lordxdanswich (11/22/2013) [-]
I was wondering how long it would take to see this in the comments, I was not disappointed
I was wondering how long it would take to see this in the comments, I was not disappointed
#180 - reaprancid (11/22/2013) [-]
you know who else wants to get legalized?
#205 to #180 - horriblepancake (11/22/2013) [-]
my mom?
#252 to #205 - reaprancid (11/24/2013) [-]
do you get the reference? if not its regular show
#254 to #252 - horriblepancake (11/24/2013) [-]
Yea i know where it was from i thought we could make the joke funnier ro something
#256 to #254 - reaprancid (11/24/2013) [-]
ahh right
#237 to #180 - kaycie (11/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#253 to #237 - reaprancid (11/24/2013) [-]
so fitting XD
#58 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
or or or! She can get herself legalized and earn her citizenship!
User avatar #203 to #58 - fluffykoopareturns (11/22/2013) [-]
>implying its that easy
User avatar #179 to #58 - crazehtoast (11/22/2013) [-]
***** you have no idea how hard it is to -earn- citizenship.
Being born here you just gotta ******* live here.
User avatar #175 to #58 - sisoytaco (11/22/2013) [-]
That takes years, and some times they deny you anyway.
#195 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
people are so ******* annoying. my family is all dominican, and they immigrated properly and legally. if she wanted her mom to be legal, maybe she should take the proper steps to having a legal family, instead of writing stupid words on a piece of cardboard with crayons.
#204 to #195 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
like spending $5k on immigration lawyers and giving fellatio to the immigration officers?
User avatar #210 to #204 - toiletpaperkid (11/22/2013) [-]
Immigration Lawyers are full of **** , it is better to make the paperwork all by yourself.
#212 to #210 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
sure, sure, go get some paperwork in Hindi and see how easy it is for you to complete.
User avatar #215 to #212 - toiletpaperkid (11/22/2013) [-]
Hindi? what the **** you are talking about?(northern indian? )
Im talking about the US legal immigration process.
#216 to #215 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
I meant go try to do some paperwork that is in a foreign language and tell me how easy it is for you to fill out by yourself.
User avatar #218 to #216 - toiletpaperkid (11/22/2013) [-]
Fairly easy, If you really want to immigrate to a country I think that the immigrant must speak the language fluently.

and thanks to that immigration process I am doing, I am currently being held back in my country until I am given a immigrant visa, eventhough it is my right to be given an international student visa(which was denied to me in the US embassy). And I entered the US legally, they still treat me like I were an illegal.
#222 to #218 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
#225 to #222 - toiletpaperkid (11/22/2013) [-]
cuz 'Murrican Dreum
#226 to #225 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
Don't you talk about my 'Murrica like that
#229 to #226 - toiletpaperkid (11/22/2013) [-]
**** U commie, we gots Freedum of Speech...
User avatar #234 to #229 - acemcgunner (11/22/2013) [-]
god bless this man!!
#251 to #234 - toiletpaperkid (11/23/2013) [-]
god bless 'Murrica!!
User avatar #5 - theism (11/22/2013) [-]
I really don't get why people freak out so much over border enforcement. We can't just let everyone in, we have to have laws.
User avatar #200 to #5 - shuckmywang ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
Our country was founded on foreigners. If we never let anyone in, the USA would never have existed. This entire country would still belong to the Native people.
User avatar #202 to #5 - bubbabrent (11/22/2013) [-]
Thank You!
#63 - justbrandonreally (11/22/2013) [-]
12 year olds on Xbox be like..

**** your mom,
legalize weed.
User avatar #68 to #63 - pebar (11/22/2013) [-]
Milton Friedman - Why Drugs Should Be Legalized
Thomas Sowell - Why Drugs Should Be Legalized Legalize meth
Legalize heroin
#81 to #68 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
Legalize my dick in your ass.
User avatar #150 to #63 - mrevitcartta (11/22/2013) [-]
#31 - angelooo (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm an L.A. kid, all my family members that are native Mexicans are legal.  FunnyJunk overjoyed as bro tells cool story.
I'm an L.A. kid, all my family members that are native Mexicans are legal. FunnyJunk overjoyed as bro tells cool story.
User avatar #32 to #31 - overjoyed (11/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm not.
#36 to #32 - angelooo (11/22/2013) [-]
Took me a while
Took me a while
User avatar #37 to #36 - overjoyed (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 to #37 - angelooo (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #82 to #31 - thebestpieever (11/22/2013) [-]
That gif hurts my eyes.
#100 to #31 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
It actually was a cool story, but I thumbed you down anyway because I thumb down all gifs that flash like that. Can't stand them.
#143 - jakols (11/22/2013) [-]
Republicans be like,
#187 to #143 - pebar (11/22/2013) [-]
Democrats be like
#223 to #187 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
you know, some faggots actually wanted to do that.
User avatar #158 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/22/2013) [-]
You could just go through the process emigrating her LEGALLY like the millions of immigrants who have come into the US for centuries.
User avatar #172 to #158 - whiteusername (11/22/2013) [-]
Right? I have no sympathy for them, my friend wanted to immigrate to the US, he crossed the border and walked right into an Army recruiting office. Less than a year later he was a legal citizen, and a veteran.
User avatar #201 - tittylovin (11/22/2013) [-]
Disregard bean machines, acquire dank
User avatar #186 - teoferrazzi (11/22/2013) [-]
'and underage prostitution, while you're at it
could use the cash'
#45 - iluvharrypotter (11/22/2013) [-]
I ******* agree. Let's based our immigration laws off Mexico!

• Mexico welcomes only foreigners who will be useful to Mexican society:
- Foreigners are admitted into Mexico “according to their possibilities of contributing to national progress.” (Article 32)
- Immigration officials must “ensure” that “immigrants will be useful elements for the country and that they have the necessary funds for their sustenance” and for their dependents. (Article 34)
- Foreigners may be barred from the country if their presence upsets “the equilibrium of the national demographics,” when foreigners are deemed detrimental to “economic or national interests,” when they do not behave like good citizens in their own country, when they have broken Mexican laws, and when “they are not found to be physically or mentally healthy.” (Article 37)
- The Secretary of Governance may “suspend or prohibit the admission of foreigners when he determines it to be in the national interest.” (Article 38)
- A National Population Registry keeps track of “every single individual who comprises the population of the country,” and verifies each individual’s identity. (Articles 85 and 86)
- A national Catalog of Foreigners tracks foreign tourists and immigrants (Article 87), and assigns each individual with a unique tracking number (Article 91).
• Mexicans who help illegal aliens enter the country are themselves considered criminals under the law:
- Shipping and airline companies that bring undocumented foreigners into Mexico will be fined. (Article 132)>• The Mexican constitution guarantees that immigrants will never be treated as real Mexican citizens, even if they are legally naturalized.
Article 32 bans foreigners, immigrants, and even naturalized citizens of Mexico from serving as military officers, Mexican-flagged ship and airline crew, and chiefs of seaports and airports:

There's much more too if anyone wants to know. US sure is oppressive, eh?

#120 to #45 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
Actually Mexico is much harder on foreigners then America ever will but nice try though.
User avatar #101 to #45 - ronyx (11/22/2013) [-]
But in reality, the government of Mexico never or extremely rarely enforces any of those laws. Take a walk on the south border and you'll only see a handful of sleeping officers watching the border. Many of the things you stated are the same rules most other countries use. Not sure if you're being sarcastic or serious because you'll never hear in Mexico of a family being deported or work places being raided to deport people.
User avatar #80 to #45 - thebestpieever (11/22/2013) [-]
That there is a worse place (and believe me, Mexico is way way worse) doesn't mean you can't improve a good place.
User avatar #194 - messerauditore (11/22/2013) [-]
Come into the country the intended way, and you'll be legal in due time. Don't expect the US to cater to your every desire after cheating the system.
User avatar #181 - dapape (11/22/2013) [-]
heh uh... How's about she does the work to become legal rather than just giving it to her.
User avatar #162 - qdmin (11/22/2013) [-]
Living in arizona, i see enough... pass sorry not sorry
User avatar #185 to #162 - drvalentine (11/22/2013) [-]
Was that a watsky reference in the spoiler? Probably not.
User avatar #248 to #185 - qdmin (11/22/2013) [-]
nah but ive heard of him haha
User avatar #249 to #248 - drvalentine (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, that's something at least.
User avatar #94 - whydoesthishappen (11/22/2013) [-]
i agree with the weed part. I honestly hate stoners and anyone who smokes weed chronically with a passions. As soon as I find out a person smokes weed, I look down upon them as a relatively stupid person. That's why I'm strongly against any legalization of this stupid drug.
User avatar #95 to #94 - mvtjets (11/22/2013) [-]
can u pls stop
its really not nice
dont u even care about all the people u are upseting
why back in my day, my uncle grandpapi used to teach me all about what it means to kek
thro kek i learned that hurting others is not nice!
User avatar #124 to #95 - whydoesthishappen (11/22/2013) [-]
again, not trolling here. but you wont believe me
User avatar #126 to #124 - mvtjets (11/22/2013) [-]
haha! but just by looking at your profil you have stated several times that you are here to purposely upset people! you cant trick the bamboozler!
User avatar #128 to #127 - mvtjets (11/22/2013) [-]
oho, contrare! thus while i am replying, i am not actually mad in the slightest! i am just upset that there is keek that would go as far as to make people feel irritated for selfish desire and attention! i do not approve of you sir, but the fact that you waste time talking to me makes me the victor! haha!
User avatar #129 to #128 - whydoesthishappen (11/22/2013) [-]
yeah, you don't even know what trolling is
*tips fedora*
User avatar #198 to #94 - soggypancakes (11/22/2013) [-]
That's just their escape like everyone has their own.
User avatar #199 to #94 - coolcalx (11/22/2013) [-]
I think smoking weed is stupid too, but I think people should have the right to choose to be stupid.
User avatar #142 to #94 - TwiztidNinja (11/22/2013) [-]
But a lot of people who are considered "genius" smoke weed simply because the reality that is life is ******* **** and weed makes it better.
Just sayin, not disagreeing with you stupid people should not smoke weed it does slow you down.
User avatar #163 to #142 - ruebezahl (11/22/2013) [-]
Sorry, if someone actually believes that life is **** , then they seriously either need to seek therapy for depression or need to get their act together and start doing something about it, because we who are living in industrialized countries are having a really sweet deal with a lot of opportunities, and our life can be pretty golden. Smoking weed when you are already failing at dealing with life is the opposite of getting your act together.

There's a significant difference between smoking to relax and for pure enjoyment and for trying ignore whichever first-world problems one might have.
User avatar #165 to #163 - TwiztidNinja (11/22/2013) [-]
I can understand more dimwitted people being content with their ****** meaningless house/wife/job/life without needing something to make you forget the world, they can enjoy things such as religion and an afterlife to look forward to.

being realistic does not equal depression, life is a vast meaningless existence and if someone wants to get high to be able to enjoy that i am fine with it.
User avatar #166 to #165 - ruebezahl (11/22/2013) [-]
Yes, yes. Of course. People who are happy with their life are stupid. That is the reaction I expected. The person who can be happy with their life without drugs is stupid, the person who needs drugs to be happy is smart. Sure. Yes. Right.

If your life is meaningless, change it. If not: an hero. After all, if it's meaningless, then it won't make a difference if you're here or not. In fact, it might make other people's life better, because they won't be called "dimwitted" by you.
User avatar #167 to #166 - TwiztidNinja (11/22/2013) [-]
I never said i do drugs i just understand why a lot of people do.
My drug is adrenaline.
User avatar #182 to #163 - hudis ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
I realise this is only vaguely relevant to the discussion, but I just have to elbow my way in to say something since you caught my attention; opportunities don't really matter to people's happiness. A country can have the best life quality in the world, a wide array of opportunities for everyone and such safety and security that you can't imagine. People will still get depressed, because that's how humans work; our happiness is always relative to the situation we're living in. A garbage man in a South African ghetto can very likely have the exact same level of happiness/sadness as a very succesful western man/woman who's had every opportunity and privilege in life and never suffered.

That's why the argument that people in high-GDP countries shouldn't be depressed "because think about the people in Africa" doesn't make sense. It doesn't matter. People will get sad either way, and people will always be desperate for ways to forget, even if it's just for a moment.
User avatar #4 - acidreign (11/21/2013) [-]
420 maize it faggot.
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