Mexican't. .. When someone says they hate tacos.
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#2 - puredeliciousness (05/18/2014) [-]
When someone says they hate tacos.
When someone says they hate tacos.
#13 to #2 - psychoticcaleb (05/19/2014) [-]
B-but I don't like tacos, or any kind of mexican food
User avatar #54 to #13 - commontroll (05/19/2014) [-]
You must be from somewhere without Mexican people then.
User avatar #79 to #54 - psychoticcaleb (05/20/2014) [-]
I live in California.
User avatar #80 to #79 - commontroll (05/20/2014) [-]
Then you're broken.
#23 to #13 - rustyspunktube (05/19/2014) [-]
this can't be true can't it? where did you get your Mexican food?
User avatar #21 to #13 - Fjcf (05/19/2014) [-]
Where have you tried your mexican food.
User avatar #59 to #2 - fishandkids ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
I don't like it. I like most mexican food, but I hate tacos.
User avatar #68 to #59 - Fjcf (05/19/2014) [-]
There are a lot of different kinds of tacos. Taco Bell "tacos" are **** though.
#28 to #2 - daragon (05/19/2014) [-]
I love tacos but tacos hate the ever living **** out of me.
User avatar #69 to #28 - Fjcf (05/19/2014) [-]
Thats because you eat yours in Taco Bell.
User avatar #70 to #69 - daragon (05/19/2014) [-]
I've actually never seen a taco bell in my life...
User avatar #71 to #70 - Fjcf (05/19/2014) [-]
Then were have you eaten your tacos?
User avatar #72 to #71 - daragon (05/19/2014) [-]
Random Mexican restaurants and home made ones, I have very weak stomach when it comes to that kind of thing.
User avatar #74 to #72 - Fjcf (05/19/2014) [-]
I mean US homemade tacos.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Fjcf (05/19/2014) [-]
I feel you, mexican food restaurants outside of Mexico are just plain nasty and my guess is that US tacos emulate taco bell ones so I don't blame you.
User avatar #75 to #73 - daragon (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm danish actually and we have close 0 good places to eat tacos.
User avatar #76 to #75 - Fjcf (05/19/2014) [-]
Thats worse, I once went to a Mexican restaurant in Germany (I had no choice) and the food was just a horrible piece of **** . I simply couldn't finish my "food".
User avatar #77 to #76 - daragon (05/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, as far as i know all German food except for sausage is pretty bad... That's my very limited experience anyway.
#4 - shadowrated (05/19/2014) [-]
Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses
User avatar #31 to #4 - minorian (05/19/2014) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that from South Park?

>inb4 "y u no google urself" I like forcing social situations upon myself, so I don't feel my life is empty, when I try to sleep at night
User avatar #78 to #31 - shadowrated (05/19/2014) [-]
yep, from the jennifer lopez episode
#32 to #31 - Rascal (05/19/2014) [-]
y u no google urself
#19 - sweetellie (05/19/2014) [-]
I never had tacos, are they good?
I never had tacos, are they good?
User avatar #56 to #19 - explositationer (05/19/2014) [-]
The real ones (not the taco bell crap) are awsummmmm
#30 to #19 - reginleif ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image**

;/ I pity you. What desolate wasteland do you hail from where there is no tacos?

"...."

SHH! Not another word..... :/ You poor thing. You've not even a clue. Q.Q

Basically not eating a taco is like not eating a sandwich, you've basically just deprived yourself of one of the most versatile of foods with endless possibilities for obesity. It's like a sandwich, but with thick spicy sauces that make your mouth water!

A taco is like your first kiss, the longing the wanting more, to be closer, to become one!

It's also like your first kiss in that there's no dignified way to eat one, you're going to look silly, accept that and embrace your taco eating destiny
User avatar #33 to #30 - sweetellie (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm from England haha.. I've never seen a Mexican restaurant here but I guess there must be one somewhere. You seem to really like tacos lol.
User avatar #40 to #33 - reginleif ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm Mexican so I may be a little biased. :/

At any rate, tacos are ok.

ok is the understatement of the century, the Greek gods only chose ambrosia to eat cause they were racists. :/





User avatar #34 to #33 - lizardnigger (05/19/2014) [-]
Just think though, the USA doesn't have fish n chips
#35 to #34 - sweetellie (05/19/2014) [-]
Are you serious? I feel bad for you guys.
Are you serious? I feel bad for you guys.
User avatar #36 to #35 - lizardnigger (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm English as well ye cunt
#37 to #36 - sweetellie (05/19/2014) [-]
I feel bad for THOSE guys then.
I feel bad for THOSE guys then.
User avatar #38 to #37 - lizardnigger (05/19/2014) [-]
Imagine the money you could make by setting up a proper, greasy ******** fish n chips shop in Murrica
#39 to #38 - sweetellie (05/19/2014) [-]
A lot, I imagine. I should do that one day.
A lot, I imagine. I should do that one day.
User avatar #47 to #34 - stabbedinthecrotch (05/19/2014) [-]
We do in English pubs, though
#41 to #34 - trailoftears (05/19/2014) [-]
i could not say which of the two i would miss more. Good thing we have pretty much everything around here.
User avatar #42 to #41 - lizardnigger (05/19/2014) [-]
Around where?
#43 to #42 - trailoftears (05/19/2014) [-]
Northern Germany near Hamburg. That's where you can get pretty damn good fish. And we have good nationality-based places to get food everywhere.
User avatar #44 to #43 - lizardnigger (05/19/2014) [-]
In England we have roads were all shops are now takeaways ran by Indians
User avatar #45 to #44 - trailoftears (05/19/2014) [-]
We have that with turkish kebab places. Not as bad though since some of those are pretty good.
User avatar #46 to #45 - lizardnigger (05/19/2014) [-]
HAve you got Maryland Chicken?
User avatar #49 to #46 - trailoftears (05/19/2014) [-]
have personally never seen a restaurant that serves them, but easy enough to find everything to make some yourself.
User avatar #60 to #49 - lizardnigger (05/19/2014) [-]
No, they're a big franchise with secret herbs, like a ****** KFC but the chicken tastes superb
#61 to #60 - trailoftears (05/19/2014) [-]
Nah, we do have a few KFC though. Other than that we have very few franchises actually. MCD, Burger King, Subway, the usual fast food crap. The only really good one we have imo is Block House which is a pretty good steakhouse. They also have subsidaries called Jim Block where they use the meat that's not suited for their steaks to sell pretty decent burgers.
User avatar #55 to #30 - commontroll (05/19/2014) [-]
Interestingly enough, I had a very dignified first kiss, granted I practiced on cheeks and foreheads for quite awhile.
#8 - Fjcf (05/19/2014) [-]
#51 to #8 - newdevyx (05/19/2014) [-]
I thought the first one would be tortilla, and the second one would be tacos.  I don't know much about Mexican food.
I thought the first one would be tortilla, and the second one would be tacos. I don't know much about Mexican food.
User avatar #52 to #51 - deathsn (05/19/2014) [-]
No, the first ones are tacos, the real deal. The other ones are "hard shell tacos" or as we call them, ******** . No wonder people get diarrhea at Taco Bell, that ain't real food.
#17 to #8 - asugar (05/19/2014) [-]
Then I want some ******* chingaderas.
#20 to #17 - Fjcf (05/19/2014) [-]
Your choice. In the meantime, I'll have myself some real tacos.
User avatar #18 - lolerlaura (05/19/2014) [-]
This is just Juan-derful.

please don't hate me too much...
User avatar #27 to #18 - freepotatoe (05/19/2014) [-]
i hate you just a litle
User avatar #48 to #18 - stabbedinthecrotch (05/19/2014) [-]
Are you cereal?! That is a spic-tacular pun!
#11 - reespawn (05/19/2014) [-]
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#7 - johnthemate (05/19/2014) [-]
i am actually not a fan of tacos cause they too messy yo.
User avatar #29 to #7 - shabadaka (05/19/2014) [-]
Someone doesn't like a challenge when eating their food.
#22 - courtaud (05/19/2014) [-]
Who doesn't love tacos?
Who doesn't love tacos?
User avatar #26 to #22 - freepotatoe (05/19/2014) [-]
expected a dick
#10 - jmillenium (05/19/2014) [-]
Maybe from taco bell those are terrible.
#6 - JamesCraft (05/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #62 - mamaluweegee (05/19/2014) [-]
Well, I can't say for sure, but it is a possibility that at least one Juan doesn't like tacos. After all, I'm a Jew that doesn't like Asian food.
User avatar #64 to #63 - mamaluweegee (05/19/2014) [-]
Well then let me edumacate you. On Christmas, there is almost nothing to do if you don't celebrate. You could get invited to a party, go to the movies, or sit at home. As for things to eat, you have the choices of Ben's(or other Jewish type places)(if it's Saturday they're closed), Fast food, of Asian. If you go to an Asian restaurant on Christmas, it will almost always be packed.
User avatar #65 to #64 - stabbedinthecrotch (05/19/2014) [-]
Thank jew for 'splaining. Couldn't jew just cook something?
User avatar #66 to #65 - mamaluweegee (05/19/2014) [-]
I could but, I'm with my parent's and free food is free food.
User avatar #67 to #66 - stabbedinthecrotch (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh jew!
#57 - explositationer (05/19/2014) [-]
That's not a taco though
That's not a taco though
User avatar #58 to #57 - stabbedinthecrotch (05/19/2014) [-]
It's not a pile of **** either
#53 - strelokkk (05/19/2014) [-]
My thought when reading the title
#9 to #5 - Rascal (05/19/2014) [-]
Because using the exact same joke in the content and slapping it on a may-may makes it 10x funnier.
#14 - thurah (05/19/2014) [-]
**thurah rolled image** juan be like
#3 - nicoquitemad (05/18/2014) [-]
Lesbians! A-amirite?..
Lesbians! A-amirite?..
#1 - jimmymod (05/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #1 - givememoarpony (05/19/2014) [-]
it makes me feel strangely proud, like a father watching his child grow up to become a man, to see my comments getting rolled.
#50 - bioderf (05/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Some guy at a Chuy's was wearing a shirt that said that.

Heh.
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