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Messages from Cat

After so many texts from your dog posts, why not cats.

Messages ! Edit
You just got another
endorsement.
Are you logged into my
Linkedin again?
I can' t help it. You never
logged out.
Mittens, DO NOT touch
anything!
Log out now. I' m serious.
Delivered
You may or may not be
the new regional manager
at Hooters.
Messages ens Edit
Come home. You forgot to
open the blinds for me.
Can' t leave work now.
But I need to see the
squirrels!!!!
I' m going to squish
through the blinds and if I
Take a nap.
get stuck, it will all be your
fault.
Delivered
You never loved me.
imessage
Messages
Wake up. I' m bored.
Play with me.
How about you go to I
sleep?
How about I race across
your bed a few dozen
times?
You want me to close the
door?
Delivered
You wouldn' t
Message
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Messages
A squirrel is staring at me
through the patio door.
I think he' s part of a gang.
He' s curious. A
I' M curious. He' s
maniacal.
His cheeks are stuffed
with rage.
Delivered
YOU' RE nuts.
Message -
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tid you walk across my
laptop?
She asks accusingly."
My monthly report has
been replaced by
all over the
page.
Well that sounds more like
what you probably did last
month, anyway.
Mittens, please stay off my
laptop.
Delivered
Messages Geralt?!, Edit
Knock knock.
Who' s there? ‘I
Comma who?
Comma home and get me
some treats.
Knock knock.
I have to get back to work. I
No wonder nobody ever
invites you to parties.
Messages ht ens Edit
Delivered
Knock knock.
Who' s there? I
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help. I' m
stuck in the pantry.
That' s a good omg'
Are you really stuck?
Delivered
Message ?’
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The sink is broken,
No it' s not. I just fixed the
drip yesterday.
Exactly. How am I
supposed to get water?
I' m starting to feel
Your bowl? C
dehydrated. I may not
make it through the day.
Goodbye.
Delivered
Sprinkle my ashes under
the bird feeders.
Messages !
Edit
Let me in.
I' m trying to use the
bathroom.
I need to get something.
You want to stare at me.
see your paw under the
door.
That' s not mine.
I' ll be out soon
Delivered
You hate me.
Message
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I Messages
I have a piece of poo stuck
to my hindquarters.
Clean it off. '
I can' t reach it.
You need to lose a couple
of pounds.
You' re calling me fat.
You need to exercise. _
Well you need to stop
posting those awful series
on Facebook. BOOM!
Good luck with the poo. I
Messages
Jo you now t e identity
of my baby daddy?
Was my mother a teen
hoe?
Stop watching Maury.
How do I go about getting
a paternity test?
your mother now and I
love you very much.
Churn off the TV. I
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User avatar #1 - lotengo ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Texts from dogs are the auperior texts
#9 to #1 - angelusprimus ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Good try dog, but we know its you.
Its hard to spell with paws.
#4 - MrShaggy (07/03/2014) [-]
It's a different perspective, stop bitching.

It's actually amusing.
#20 - Djsilver (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
guys this is fake
#21 to #20 - moscardino (07/04/2014) [-]
Stop, your ruining it for the children You must be fun at parties...
#7 - sandwichcrab (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
CFW "You want me to close the door?"
#10 to #7 - Senilecow (07/04/2014) [-]
Have a gif version!
Have a gif version!
#15 - totallynotdog (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
this is dumb. cats cant text. and arent funny.
this is obviously a human pretending to be a cat.
or possibly a dog. dogs are really smart too, like humans kind of. or smarter
#8 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
I dunno. I think I'd be okay with my cat getting me a position as the regional manager for a restaurant chain, even if it is hooters. Regional managers get paid pretty well.

"Clean it off." Cats bath with their tongues. You're telling your cat to lick the poop off themself.
#23 - clavatninenine (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#24 to #23 - harrywarden ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Nah dude, this is real. I was there while the cat was texting.
#18 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
LinkedIn is actually a pretty great website
It found me my internship, and is really helpful for finding things like that.
If anyone is looking for work in pretty much any field, I suggest it
User avatar #14 - nativninja (07/04/2014) [-]
moar
User avatar #12 - pickstar (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't like it. I like texts from dog more. I just feel like this is too much of a ripoff
#11 - slightlyillegal (07/04/2014) [-]
**slightlyillegal rolled image** That's good. This is all my cat ever texts me.
#6 - bluwizard (07/04/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** tldr wanted to roll picture add silly comment with a 50% chance it will work so here ya go . I'm a
#3 - Waro (07/03/2014) [-]
It's a very shit ripoff of texts from dog...
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