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User avatar #5 - lech (10/25/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be a dick pic joke...
#98 to #5 - John Cena (10/26/2013) [-]
lech is cool
User avatar #147 to #98 - xortrox (10/26/2013) [-]
Coming from a Justin Bieber Fan I'm not sure what to expect from lech.
#142 to #98 - leafonthewind (10/26/2013) [-]
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leche means milk in Spanish
more you know ************
#155 to #142 - John Cena (10/26/2013) [-]
leche -or a maybe a homophone or a derivative- is also a curseword in my native language. given that we were a colony of spain before, i don't really know what to make of that.
User avatar #150 to #142 - lech (10/26/2013) [-]
Lech is a slavic name.
Legend goes, Lech, Czech, and Rus founded Lechia (Today's Poland), Czechia, (Today's Czechoslovakia), and Ruthenia (Today's Russia)
Also, "I am Lech" is an anagram of my first name.
User avatar #171 to #150 - savethepandas (10/30/2013) [-]
Michael, is that you?
User avatar #172 to #171 - lech (10/30/2013) [-]
....depends on who is asking
User avatar #174 to #172 - savethepandas (10/30/2013) [-]
This is Patrick.
User avatar #175 to #174 - lech (10/30/2013) [-]
Considering I don't even know where Velez is, and that I don't know any Patricks.
No, this isn't Michael
User avatar #173 to #172 - lech (10/30/2013) [-]
If you're a college, you can just go **** off
If you're a employer, "Good morning, sir. I am looking for a job, today"
If you're someone I know, "No, my real name is Male Chi"
If you're someone I don't know, "You got the wrong Michael"
User avatar #176 to #173 - savethepandas (10/30/2013) [-]
'I am Lech' is also bananagram of Michael. 'Twas just a thought.
User avatar #177 to #176 - lech (10/30/2013) [-]
The **** is a bananagram?
User avatar #178 to #177 - savethepandas (10/30/2013) [-]
Just a word. Didn't know it'd startle you.
User avatar #179 to #178 - lech (10/30/2013) [-]
I just googled it.
It looks like bootleg scrabble
User avatar #181 to #179 - savethepandas (10/30/2013) [-]
The more you know...
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#19 - acidreign (10/26/2013) [-]
It's like the opposite technique of fat chicks.
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User avatar #149 to #32 - xortrox (10/26/2013) [-]
Their own orbit or the earth's orbit, I'm not sure I follow...
#107 - nimba (10/26/2013) [-]
#22 - mewxchii (10/26/2013) [-]
Why does it just say men? Women need to stop taking them too.
User avatar #25 to #22 - giygasman (10/26/2013) [-]
No i like it when women do it.
User avatar #121 to #25 - vigilum ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
i bet you kiss girls faggot
User avatar #170 to #121 - thegrimreaver (10/27/2013) [-]
How ******* gay.
#42 to #22 - yomamacouch (10/26/2013) [-]
pregnant girls is my fetish
User avatar #47 to #22 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/26/2013) [-]
Someday, probably about ten to fifteen years after this photo was taken, her child is going to see it. Poor kid.
User avatar #85 to #22 - hergle (10/26/2013) [-]
Perhaps even more than men
#67 to #22 - John Cena (10/26/2013) [-]
#140 to #22 - metaldubstepotato (10/26/2013) [-]
Some selected girls can continue..
#161 to #140 - John Cena (10/26/2013) [-]
Those two look like fake attention whoring sluts.


I'd hit that.

Who am I kinding. I'll do what everyone else does and just think of them while quietly masturbating in the corner of a dark room hunched up like some kind of troll.
User avatar #83 to #22 - bestbrony (10/26/2013) [-]
Nasty ass bitch
User avatar #40 to #22 - adu ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Why did you bring this image to me...
#122 to #22 - doddythechef (10/26/2013) [-]
reminds me of the time i went out drinking   
   
8month pregnant women was wearing skin tight red dress and dancing on the dance floor doing shots. she ended up grinding against guys and teasing by pulling up her dress   
   
i down my drinks and ran to another bar -  never gone back
reminds me of the time i went out drinking

8month pregnant women was wearing skin tight red dress and dancing on the dance floor doing shots. she ended up grinding against guys and teasing by pulling up her dress

i down my drinks and ran to another bar - never gone back
#153 to #22 - exquisitegentleman (10/26/2013) [-]
I guess she still hasn't learned how to closer her legs...
I guess she still hasn't learned how to closer her legs...
#58 to #22 - squeejee (10/26/2013) [-]
I thought her arm was coming out of her leg...
#6 - huntronicles (10/25/2013) [-]
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If you want bitches don't take selfies be more like Felix here
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#64 to #6 - jmillenium (10/26/2013) [-]
I think that's a picture of the kid who killed himself after being ridiculed over his looks.
That's really isn't okay.
User avatar #79 to #64 - mondominiman ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
He didn't kill himself that's what everyone say's. The truth is he's just out there ******* super hot chicks while were just here just sitting around.
User avatar #160 to #79 - crimsonsplash (10/26/2013) [-]
dont forget, we are basically ******* stupid
#108 to #79 - jmillenium (10/26/2013) [-]
I can't find the source of the news article, ran into it during that Anna Todd mess, but I still think that that's a picture of a kid who killed himself because students bullied him because of his looks. I maybe wrong but I'm confident that I'm right. If there is some joke I'm not getting please tell because I feel like the guy in my pic.
I can't find the source of the news article, ran into it during that Anna Todd mess, but I still think that that's a picture of a kid who killed himself because students bullied him because of his looks. I maybe wrong but I'm confident that I'm right. If there is some joke I'm not getting please tell because I feel like the guy in my pic.
User avatar #157 to #64 - maplesyrupman (10/26/2013) [-]
I thought he sued people for using his picture on adds like that without him knowing
#168 to #157 - jmillenium (10/26/2013) [-]
I'm not sure anymore, you might be right.
#78 to #6 - pappathethird (10/26/2013) [-]
Mfw my name is felix
User avatar #8 to #6 - admiralen ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
so did you watch the video?
User avatar #45 to #43 - huntronicles (10/26/2013) [-]
its better with the video thing but the close up on felix is nice
#109 - takers (10/26/2013) [-]
Nothing wrong with wanting picture of yourself as long as it isn't excessive and ridiculous
User avatar #115 to #109 - ananamouse (10/26/2013) [-]
I see anti-psychotic medications and therapy bills in the girls future
User avatar #141 to #115 - articulate (10/26/2013) [-]
She doesn't look like she has much of a future left.
User avatar #151 to #141 - ananamouse (10/26/2013) [-]
oh right...
#44 - josieabby (10/26/2013) [-]
That definitely didn't go the direction I thought it was going.   
   
   
   
To me, a "selfie" sounds more like sexual slang for masturbation than about taking a picture.   
Quickie:  Fast sex with little or no foreplay, etc.   
Selfie:  Rubbing one out/Flickin' the bean/masturbation in general.
That definitely didn't go the direction I thought it was going.



To me, a "selfie" sounds more like sexual slang for masturbation than about taking a picture.
Quickie: Fast sex with little or no foreplay, etc.
Selfie: Rubbing one out/Flickin' the bean/masturbation in general.
User avatar #110 to #44 - ignored (10/26/2013) [-]
source if you please
User avatar #129 to #110 - bloodstump (10/26/2013) [-]
The Croods
#113 to #44 - lolibear (10/26/2013) [-]
I thought the exact same thing.
#72 to #44 - John Cena (10/26/2013) [-]
You must be great.
For great minds think alike.
User avatar #26 - delphine (10/26/2013) [-]
tips on taking selfies: if you can't find a friend to take your picture and you MUST take a selfie, make sure you learn how to use a goddamn self timer instead of taking your picture in the bathroom mirror. that **** ain't classy.
User avatar #27 to #26 - delphine (10/26/2013) [-]
also... natural sunlight will be more flattering than if you take a picture indoors. your skin will look best if you take a picture in the shade on a sunny day.
User avatar #29 to #27 - thedarkestrogue (10/26/2013) [-]
False. I'm irish. I look like a ******* vampire white boy no matter where or what time of day the picture is taken.
#34 to #29 - delphine (10/26/2013) [-]
It's okay. I'm half ginger so I glow in the sun too... i just don't fight it.
#69 to #34 - unitedabominations (10/26/2013) [-]
Not fighting that gives you the time to fight the hoard of beta friend requests coming your way.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thedarkestrogue (10/26/2013) [-]
The only thing non Irish about me is my hair. I'm not a ginger I'm just pale and burn easily.
Don't think i have a good picture of myself right now.
User avatar #84 to #34 - thedarkestrogue (10/26/2013) [-]
I'd apologize for the men that are going to hit on you on this website in the very near future, but you totally brought this on yourself. Which may have been your intention.
#100 to #84 - badasszilla (10/26/2013) [-]
You're beautiful and I want your babies.
User avatar #106 to #100 - thedarkestrogue (10/26/2013) [-]
just because I know the difference between "your" and "you're"?
If you insist. Just make it quick. I have business to attend to.
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#41 to #34 - linktheherooftime (10/26/2013) [-]
You're absolutely stunning.
User avatar #36 to #34 - daviid (10/26/2013) [-]
8/10 would smash
User avatar #31 - guiguito (10/26/2013) [-]
unless you climbed mt everest alone, selfies are real dumb.
#54 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/26/2013) [-]
hello tumblr content how are you?
hello tumblr content how are you?
User avatar #118 to #54 - lirfy (10/26/2013) [-]
...holy **** ...
Is there a source for this??
User avatar #127 to #118 - corndawg (10/26/2013) [-]
Chair is real, guy flying is most certainly not real
User avatar #82 - esmebuffay (10/26/2013) [-]
Look at that, I've been doing it right all along.
#75 - amuzen (10/26/2013) [-]
Most people I know take selfies for profile pictures because the only other pictures they have of themselves are family or group photos, I honeslty think its more acceptable to snap a quick selfie of yourself than it is to have a nice selection of portrait grade pictures of yourself just laying around.
#124 - messier ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
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Niga please
#128 to #124 - mercyburris (10/26/2013) [-]
thats..my picture
#125 - John Cena (10/26/2013) [-]
U loosers r just jealus cuz u dnt hav swag ;]
User avatar #159 to #125 - totsandtaters (10/26/2013) [-]
#teambarbie
#143 to #125 - mewxchii (10/26/2013) [-]
Are they wearing some sort of lipstick?
#156 to #143 - xpxpxpxp (10/26/2013) [-]
I think the "Barbie" necklace says it all.
User avatar #165 to #156 - mewxchii (10/26/2013) [-]
Wow I didn't even see that..I'm confused..guys or girls?
#166 to #165 - xpxpxpxp (10/26/2013) [-]
Somewhere in between.
#80 - achphoenix (10/26/2013) [-]
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#74 - lazaman (10/26/2013) [-]
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#4 - crazyolitis (10/25/2013) [-]
Maybe it's because I don't go on facebook, but I almsot never see men do selfies.  or any selfies.
Maybe it's because I don't go on facebook, but I almsot never see men do selfies. or any selfies.
#10 to #4 - smbiosis (10/26/2013) [-]
Or maybe it's because you have no friends.
User avatar #11 to #10 - crazyolitis (10/26/2013) [-]
Stop talking about yourself in second person, man. This is serious.
#12 to #11 - smbiosis (10/26/2013) [-]
Nice try, you friendless faggot.

*sobs* why doesn't anybody like me?
User avatar #13 to #12 - crazyolitis (10/26/2013) [-]
What did I just say? Did I ******* stutter?
#14 to #13 - smbiosis (10/26/2013) [-]
I heard you, and you said 'I am friendless faggot who loves fisting my asshole'.
User avatar #15 to #14 - crazyolitis (10/26/2013) [-]
'Geez, smbiosis sure is a faggot'
-Jesus Christ, in unison with God.
#37 to #15 - mvtjets (10/26/2013) [-]
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