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Needle stuck in penis after masturbation? Help?
So I usually stick a needle down the shaft of my penis while I masturbate. The
stimulation is great and it gives me orgasms that are on parrish getting an electric
shock. I know it sounds strange, but it' s a really great way for me to blow some steam
some days, especially when I can' t convince my girlfriend to do it for me-
So today I was happily masturbating away to some Japanese yuri hentai, when I
became aware that my penis had completely swallowed the tip ofthe needle and that I
couldn' t get it out. I got kinda scared, so I tried digging it out with a pair ,
but my penishole wasn' t big enough for me to actually grab it. I tried to drink a bunch
bywater so I could pee it out, but that didn' t work, and I started peeing blood all over
my living room . Now my erection is going away, and the needle is slowly cutting
through the side of my penis. It doesn' t hurt much, but by nowwhere' s a small hole in
my shaft big enough for me to stickpye tip Ma pen into, and when I pull it out here' s a
bunch of blood on the tip. I' m stroking my penis with bloody hands right now as I' m
typing this, trying to keep losing my erection.
Help please? What do I need to do? I can' t afford to go to the doctor (l don' t know how
I could live with the humiliation either) and my girlfriend is goingto be home in an hour.
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#6 - whatevsnicktrololo (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I'm stroking my penis with bloody hands... trying to keep myself from losing an erection."
User avatar #21 - noket (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How come this isn't in morbid channel?
#18 - ultracombo (10/01/2013) [-]
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#12 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
This is funny and all but I really hope this didn't actually happen.   
   
   
Although I kinda hope it did, for natural selection purposes
This is funny and all but I really hope this didn't actually happen.


Although I kinda hope it did, for natural selection purposes
User avatar #11 - greyshirt (10/01/2013) [-]
All he had to do is keep some thread on the end of it.
#16 - icefried (10/01/2013) [-]
please tell me this is fake
#10 - ironsoul (10/01/2013) [-]
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#22 - redflame ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
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#20 - kittenfarts (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#15 - ykaliber (10/01/2013) [-]
What the fuck did I just read?!?   
This better be fake...
What the fuck did I just read?!?
This better be fake...
#1 - trollinggenius (09/30/2013) [-]
this best be fake.
#46 - iceholder (10/01/2013) [-]
As cringe-worthy as this is, I've seen worse. And I'm sure a lot of you have as well.

OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOHGODMYPENISHURTSJUSTREADINGTHAT FUCKYOUEMPATHY
#44 - ladylpara (10/01/2013) [-]
"hey I'll put this in my dick  and masturbate. 10/10 this is a great idea, what's the worst that could happen lol"   
   
   
some people just...
"hey I'll put this in my dick and masturbate. 10/10 this is a great idea, what's the worst that could happen lol"


some people just...
User avatar #40 - haydenmonty (10/01/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who is wondering if he had to create an account just for this question? What if he had to come up with a witty name, and confirm his account all while rubbing he newly Swiss dick to keep it from becoming the Holiest of Holies?
#33 - cotterj (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I can't afford to go to the doctor"
the weirdest yet most convincing argument for obamacare
#8 - whatevsnicktrololo (09/30/2013) [-]
**whatevsnicktrololo rolled a random image posted in comment #3871602 at Friendly ** Girlfriends FW she walked in.
#5 - thebeerdude (09/30/2013) [-]
HFW writing this shit.
HFW writing this shit.
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