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Needle stuck in penis after masturbation? Help?
So I usually stick a needle down the shaft of my penis while I masturbate. The
stimulation is great and it gives me orgasms that are on parrish getting an electric
shock. I know it sounds strange, but it' s a really great way for me to blow some steam
some days, especially when I can' t convince my girlfriend to do it for me-
So today I was happily masturbating away to some Japanese yuri hentai, when I
became aware that my penis had completely swallowed the tip ofthe needle and that I
couldn' t get it out. I got kinda scared, so I tried digging it out with a pair ,
but my penishole wasn' t big enough for me to actually grab it. I tried to drink a bunch
bywater so I could pee it out, but that didn' t work, and I started peeing blood all over
my living room . Now my erection is going away, and the needle is slowly cutting
through the side of my penis. It doesn' t hurt much, but by nowwhere' s a small hole in
my shaft big enough for me to stickpye tip Ma pen into, and when I pull it out here' s a
bunch of blood on the tip. I' m stroking my penis with bloody hands right now as I' m
typing this, trying to keep losing my erection.
Help please? What do I need to do? I can' t afford to go to the doctor (l don' t know how
I could live with the humiliation either) and my girlfriend is goingto be home in an hour.
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#6 - whatevsnicktrololo
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(09/30/2013) [-]
"I'm stroking my penis with bloody hands... trying to keep myself from losing an erection."
User avatar #7 to #6 - skinjacker [OP]
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(09/30/2013) [-]
-My new favorite quote.
User avatar #21 - noket
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(10/01/2013) [-]
How come this isn't in morbid channel?
User avatar #35 to #21 - skinjacker [OP]
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I don't post much and I'm not really that familiar with channels. Forgive me, for I am a newb.
#18 - ultracombo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
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#12 - Jesusnipples
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(10/01/2013) [-]
This is funny and all but I really hope this didn't actually happen.   
   
   
Although I kinda hope it did, for natural selection purposes
This is funny and all but I really hope this didn't actually happen.


Although I kinda hope it did, for natural selection purposes
User avatar #11 - greyshirt
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(10/01/2013) [-]
All he had to do is keep some thread on the end of it.
#16 - icefried
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(10/01/2013) [-]
please tell me this is fake
#10 - ironsoul
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(10/01/2013) [-]
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#22 - redflame
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(10/01/2013) [-]
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#20 - kittenfarts
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(10/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #20 - hawkmonster
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(10/01/2013) [-]
what movie is your gif from? Thanks
User avatar #48 to #23 - kittenfarts
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(10/03/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no clue. Somebody posted it a while back and it cracks me up every time.
#15 - ykaliber
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(10/01/2013) [-]
What the **** did I just read?!?   
This better be fake...
What the **** did I just read?!?
This better be fake...