Meanwhile in Florida... .. try being in australia for xmas


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User avatar #28 - chrisoid (12/09/2013) [-]
The Seasons in Florida:

Fall: Oh it's time for the temperature to fa- NOPE **** YOU IT'S STILL HOT AND DAMP
Winter: Well the humidity is gone, BUT THE TEMP IS STILL KICKING ASS AT 70 ******* DEGREES. Fahrenheit

Miami reporting in
User avatar #29 to #28 - RisenLichen (12/09/2013) [-]
70 degrees is beautiful weather though, it's like 18 degrees here in NYC and it's snowing
User avatar #37 to #29 - littlehozz (12/09/2013) [-]
18 degrees are a dream righ now. its -11 and snowing in minnesota right now
#118 to #37 - steffe (12/09/2013) [-]
I got like -40 here... The tires on my car was iced to the ground this day, felt like driving with squares to tires.

FYI. I live in the northern region of sweden
User avatar #194 to #118 - littlehozz (12/09/2013) [-]
thats some ****** **** . where im from we just have like 5 months of -10 to 0 degree weather
#195 to #194 - steffe (12/09/2013) [-]
that's our summer in a nutshell, sometimes we even get 1-2months of 60F.
That is, if we are lucky...
User avatar #196 to #195 - littlehozz (12/09/2013) [-]
Well we get some hot ass summers that get to like 100 degrees F for about a month and then 90 for a month on either side
#197 to #196 - steffe (12/09/2013) [-]
woahhh duude...
never had that hot here..
User avatar #199 to #197 - littlehozz (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah Minnesota is a *********** of a state. we get wind currents from the Pacific, Atlantic and seas of Canada so in the summer its hot as hell and in the winter is cold as **** (coldest in the continental us)
#201 to #199 - steffe (12/09/2013) [-]
huh, cool. I have a dry cold winter and a dry medium-hot summer for 3-5months.
User avatar #30 to #29 - chrisoid (12/09/2013) [-]
its a nice change of pace for us, but thats as about as cold as it will get for a while. We might get a cold snap that will drop us to the 50's-60's for a while, but for the most part it's hot.
User avatar #31 to #30 - RisenLichen (12/09/2013) [-]
I hate you people
User avatar #33 to #28 - darthblam (12/09/2013) [-]
The heat is fine.. but god damn it, how can people live in that humidity? I went on vacation one summer from Texas to Florida, I didn't even really get out onto the actual peninsula and the humidity was killing me.
Of course it was bad when we stopped over in New Orleans too.
User avatar #35 to #28 - tls (12/09/2013) [-]
Hey man, it gets colder than that up here in the northern parts of Florida. I mean ungodly cold. **** ! It was 19 degrees one morning a few Decembers (might have been January) ago.
It's unthinkable!
User avatar #107 to #28 - ragingcacti (12/09/2013) [-]
The House of Mouse reporting in.
#113 to #28 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
North Florida reporting in, we've had it get down to 29 here before.
User avatar #114 to #28 - mulciber ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh god is it still hot.
User avatar #121 to #28 - ivehadworse (12/09/2013) [-]
Seasons in Florida -

Spring - Hurricane
Summer - Hurricane
Fall - Hurricane
Winter - Hurricane

User avatar #127 to #28 - Rvalldrgg (12/09/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, the seasons in Michigan:

Spring: Freezing and 10 inches of snow one day, 90 and humid as hell the next
Summer: Freezing and 10 inches of snow one day, 90 and humid as hell the next
Fall: Freezing and 10 inches of snow one day, 90 and humid as hell the next
Winter: -30, cold enough for a man's balls to become his Adam's Apple, and 20 feet of snow.

Part time Yooper reporting in
User avatar #134 to #28 - thijsofbodom (12/09/2013) [-]
you're acting like it's a bad thing while I have to cycle to school with two pair of gloves on, and in summer I have to be lucky to be able to swim
User avatar #79 to #28 - mamen (12/09/2013) [-]
Pembroke pines resident reporting in.

User avatar #61 - splendiddust ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Australia. No serious, Australian christmas is like beach, bikinis and santas on surfboards and ****
#62 to #61 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
And spiders.
User avatar #64 to #61 - dreadedsin (12/09/2013) [-]
And beer. Cause I heard you guys don't like wine
User avatar #72 to #64 - wunniebee (12/09/2013) [-]
wine is **** , some like goon though.
#70 to #64 - daynox (12/09/2013) [-]
This is true, **** wine
User avatar #65 to #61 - wanicochil (12/09/2013) [-]
I call ********

Here in Melbourne two years ago we had some of the worst rain, and lots of streets were flooded to the point cars couldn't get through on Christmas day
User avatar #71 to #65 - wunniebee (12/09/2013) [-]
Hated that year. A tree fell though my living room that day.
User avatar #68 to #65 - neeplesteeple (12/09/2013) [-]
And a few years earlier New South Wales had Bushfires, screw our crazy weather!
User avatar #69 to #68 - wanicochil (12/09/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure that same year we had the worst bushfires ever

Then suddenly floods

Melbourne weather is literally ******

Can go from hot sunny day to windy and hailing within a couple of hours
User avatar #89 to #69 - Nickdowgg (12/09/2013) [-]
Unrelated to the conversation.. Buuut can I get your profile picture please?
#94 to #90 - Nickdowgg (12/09/2013) [-]
Thank you sir.
#95 to #94 - wanicochil (12/09/2013) [-]
No problem
No problem
#46 - ballerfifteen (12/09/2013) [-]
try being in australia for xmas
#159 to #46 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Christmas dinner barbecue is glorious though.
#55 to #46 - Deanoss (12/09/2013) [-]
dude i work on a lettuce farm on the gold coast in the sun for 10 hours a day, it was 37 degrees for most of the day all last week
#60 to #55 - vanillyguy (12/09/2013) [-]
and I'm just sitting here drinking frozen beer
#206 to #60 - Deanoss (12/10/2013) [-]
that beer would go from frozen to lukewarm in roughly 5 mintues here
that beer would go from frozen to lukewarm in roughly 5 mintues here
User avatar #81 to #60 - lolikikolik (12/09/2013) [-]
kecas, nemrzne
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User avatar #76 to #46 - zoidz ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
You mean most of the Southern Hemisphere? Hot Christmas, cold 'summer vacation'.
#119 to #46 - skiskate (12/09/2013) [-]
Does it snow upward?
#91 - disruptard (12/09/2013) [-]
I would trade with you any day, Floritda.
User avatar #124 to #91 - deathez ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
I love Norwegian winters, especially when you are out of the city, everything is so peaceful and beautiful
#126 to #124 - disruptard (12/09/2013) [-]
True, it's beautiful and all, I'm just not cut out for the cold.
True, it's beautiful and all, I'm just not cut out for the cold.
#160 to #126 - incoming (12/09/2013) [-]
Trust me, you would learn to hate the weather here. Not to mention all the crazies, chaotic driving (lots of transplants from other states so there's no "normal" way to drive), and best of all the hordes of tourist that come every winter.
User avatar #179 to #160 - disruptard (12/09/2013) [-]
Well, I think everyone grows sick of the weather where they live. I just think I'd rather cry on the beach than in -25 degrees celcius.

For the record I was talking about the weather only. I would never choose not living in Norway.
User avatar #186 to #126 - sonnyboii (12/09/2013) [-]
The cold is okay.
Unless you wake up in a really cold room in the morning and you have to be somewhere really soon. Or getting in a car in the morning.

BUT winters usually suck a lot where i am from. Some days are AWESOME when its like a blizzard outside, snow everywhere. But mostly its just rain and everything is just not cool
User avatar #147 to #126 - deathez ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Feels like it gets warmer when it starts snowing though, and you know atleast it isn't minus 40 degrees celsius
#184 to #91 - cenderer ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Hello fellow neighbour!
#32 - mcgain (12/09/2013) [-]
I live in Florida, this honestly is no joke. It has been in the 80s here
User avatar #151 to #32 - leafonthewind (12/09/2013) [-]
I live in fort worth
last Wednesday it was like 87 degrees
then on thursday it was like 20 degrees with freezing sleet and ****
the ****
User avatar #156 to #32 - harbingerwolf (12/09/2013) [-]
Has it been acceptable in the 80's?
User avatar #34 to #32 - areialview (12/09/2013) [-]
Lucky bastard, it has been pretty damn close to 0 if not then in the negatives here
User avatar #41 to #34 - mcroflskates (12/09/2013) [-]
Went to work in -10 to -20 degree weather all week this week.
User avatar #42 to #41 - areialview (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh boy Celsius or Fahrenheit?
User avatar #43 to #42 - mcroflskates (12/09/2013) [-]
Fahrenheit, don't think I could handle celsius lol
User avatar #44 to #43 - areialview (12/09/2013) [-]
-10 Celsius is way warmer than -10 Farenheit
User avatar #45 to #44 - mcroflskates (12/09/2013) [-]
Well, then, I am a true man's man!
User avatar #47 to #45 - areialview (12/09/2013) [-]
One advantage of use to the weather in Minnesota, Oregon's weather ain't as bad compared to it
User avatar #50 to #47 - mcroflskates (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I like the cold. There's a nice, still quiet when it gets below freezing temps.
User avatar #51 to #50 - areialview (12/09/2013) [-]
Also since my house for some reason goes to 100° when I have it set for 70° feels quite nice when I open the windows and get a cold breeze from the snow covered mountains
#77 - settantaventi (12/09/2013) [-]
**settantaventi rolled a random image posted in comment #64686 at Friendly ** meanwhile in japan
#117 - zdoidi (12/09/2013) [-]
Is this supposed to be a negative thing? I'm jealous.
#88 - splosh (12/09/2013) [-]
I live in Tampa.

My buttcrack is literally always wet.
User avatar #100 to #88 - darknesking (12/09/2013) [-]
I live in west palm yo, practically brothers!
User avatar #108 to #88 - jellybob (12/09/2013) [-]
Saint Pete!
#120 to #88 - weissessand ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Great thing about living in Minnesota during the winter is the fact that ball sweat is nonexistent.
Great thing about living in Minnesota during the winter is the fact that ball sweat is nonexistent.
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#16 - almaster (12/09/2013) [-]
meanwhile in New Hampshire
#75 to #16 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
#98 - arigsxc (12/09/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Florida (Fixed)
#85 - therealchafrador (12/09/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, in Canada
Meanwhile, in Canada
#123 to #85 - britbong (12/09/2013) [-]
#86 - newbiee (12/09/2013) [-]
oh florida   
i was at the beach yesterday   
this state is too hot
oh florida
i was at the beach yesterday
this state is too hot
User avatar #87 to #86 - deemetaldragon (12/09/2013) [-]
Come to Guam sometime...
#24 - asheyboo ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Virginia
User avatar #157 - sashathefolx (12/09/2013) [-]
You know... moving away from Florida was one of the worst decisions of my life.

Not because of who I moved with but because of the weather... and the people who live here.

i moved from Florida to Utah. and i have to say.... **** THIS COLD ******** .
Right now it's -4 degrees outside and there is well over a foot of snow on the ground. I damn near have a panic attack driving in the **** . Rain? I can drive in rain I love the stuff. Grew up with Pinellas county's 3 o'clock thunderstorms. But this snow.... this snow **** . No way. I don't like not being able to stop my car quickly, nor can I whip around corners with out sliding all over the place. Speed? Oh speed is gone too.

Who wants to say **** this cold and come with me to Florida?
User avatar #188 to #157 - Emers (12/09/2013) [-]
I live in Utah (Salt Lake), I love the snow and this weather. Makes for good horse sledding! Why did you move here?
User avatar #189 to #188 - sashathefolx (12/09/2013) [-]
My body just can't adjust to the cold. No matter how warm I think i have wrapped myself, it never seems like enough!
And I moved out here with my boyfriend of, now, 4 years and his family. I love him to death but his family makes life miserable.
User avatar #190 to #189 - Emers (12/09/2013) [-]
Ah. I grew up in Idaho where it'd be in the negatives almost daily in the winter. Utah winter is like a nice Fall to me. As for driving in the snow, you'll get used to it. I drive a stick, so it makes it very easy to drive around! Just pile on layers and you'll be fine!
User avatar #200 to #157 - theycallmedirt [OP](12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've lived in Jacksonville Florida . I can totally understand the dramatic weather change
#208 to #157 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
Central fl where i used to live is pretty damn awesome now living in iowa and i regret it
#166 to #157 - gtfomylawnbish (12/09/2013) [-]
Salt lake?
User avatar #167 to #166 - sashathefolx (12/09/2013) [-]
ish. More north.
#168 to #167 - gtfomylawnbish (12/09/2013) [-]
I'm moving there in a few weeks. I think we're settled on Park City.
User avatar #169 to #168 - sashathefolx (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh it's gon be cold. The worst is still yet to come.

what's with the thumbs down? Am I not allowed to state my opinion too just like everyone else?
#171 to #169 - gtfomylawnbish (12/09/2013) [-]
What's the nice part of the area? Like houses at 400kish or so? Nice school systems as well?
User avatar #175 to #171 - sashathefolx (12/09/2013) [-]
I don't know too much about Park City. I know a good big about Ogden, Layton, Morgan, and some about Farmington. That's really about it. Sorry :\

User avatar #193 to #171 - Emers (12/09/2013) [-]
Park City is a pretty nice place. I don't live there, but I drive past it on my way to work. It's a HUGE tourist attraction in the winter, so beware of that. As for school systems, they're pretty nice as Park City is a pretty expensive place to live.
#170 to #169 - gtfomylawnbish (12/09/2013) [-]
No, some of these people are faggots. You're fine, they just get thumb happy at times.
User avatar #172 to #170 - sashathefolx (12/09/2013) [-]
Maybe they're Mormons getting all butt hurt because they think by the "and the people who live here" statement was about them.
Sorry, but it's not. The people I live with are horrible people. Fat, lazy, and ******* rude. But that's besides the point.

I can deal with mormons, save for their stupid laws regarding alcohol.
#174 to #172 - gtfomylawnbish (12/09/2013) [-]
I seen that. I've been stocking up on liquor, lol. I've got 30ish bottles of the better 100+ a bottle stuff to bring. the state selection is **** there. Wyoming isn't too far though.
User avatar #177 to #174 - sashathefolx (12/09/2013) [-]
Lucky bastard. Though I will say, despite the low alcohol content, Redds Apple Ale is good. Wasatch is good too. Right now their pumpkin spice beer is all I can think about. Oh it's so good. Tastes like pumpkin pie.
IF you go to the state liquor store here, the percentages are slightly higher than the stuff you get at regular stores. But if you can get on a Military base or you know someone of age who can, get it from there. On base they sell the real **** . Full alcohol content. and it's lovely.
#180 to #177 - gtfomylawnbish (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, there's a state list online of what you can and can't buy. But the bourbons I like are impossible to find there. The new job pays well, so my funding is going to increase even more. It'll be an adjustment to have to drive to get liquor, but I'm alright with that. My official count is 31 unopened bottles and 26 opened. I'm sneaking them in as can goods on the label.
User avatar #182 to #180 - sashathefolx (12/09/2013) [-]
As far as I know, they don't check you for what you have. My friend goes over to Idaho and gets some really nice liquor and brings it back without an issue.
User avatar #173 to #157 - playapplepie (12/09/2013) [-]
Come back to the Sunshine state. Our forecasted low for the coming week is 46 Fahrenheit.
User avatar #178 to #173 - sashathefolx (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh believe me. I'd love too. I miss Florida so much. I lived like 5 minutes from the beach. I actually miss the humidity too, it helps me breathe. the dry air up here hurts my sinuses.
User avatar #3 - anonemous (12/08/2013) [-]
I guess I'll ride my moose down to the polar bear races....
User avatar #209 to #137 - therealchafrador (12/11/2013) [-]
Really dude, comment repost?
User avatar #59 - yamiyo (12/09/2013) [-]
This is pretty much exactly what it is. Decorating the christmas tree in shorts and a tank top with an external fan on high because the a/c broke due to over-use. Gotta love Florida, man.
User avatar #5 - nanako ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
am i the only one one who's thinking:

What the **** is that big spidery thing on the wall?
User avatar #131 - smuckingfart (12/09/2013) [-]
Man **** you guys even Texas is iced over. Although it's okay because that meant no school here Friday or today.
User avatar #133 to #131 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
What? Why not?
User avatar #164 to #133 - johnnycuntsticks (12/09/2013) [-]
same thing is happening where I live in Texas. You have to realize no one here knows how to drive on ice because this hardly ever happens. It would be dangerous for everyone for us to drive to school.
User avatar #136 to #133 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
because the roads are (or at least were) iced over, and the news/cops were calling for people not to leave home unless absolutely necessary.

User avatar #140 to #136 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
Was it all black ice or something?
User avatar #143 to #140 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #144 to #143 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
Then throw sand on it.
User avatar #146 to #144 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
There's also a second storm coming through. "Cleon" was the last few days, "Deon" is on its way.
User avatar #149 to #146 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
but it's too warm for hurricanes...
User avatar #150 to #149 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
I mean too cold. lol. lost my train of thought
User avatar #153 to #150 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
Lol no problem. They're not hurricanes- they're winter storms (what's the exact difference besides time of year? **** if I know).
User avatar #154 to #153 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh...weird lol.
User avatar #155 to #154 - riverofchex (12/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #135 to #133 - smuckingfart (12/09/2013) [-]
We don't cope with ice very well. I think AISD was afraid some of us would just drop dead
User avatar #138 to #135 - klick (12/09/2013) [-]
I can understand the friday for kids who get bused in and stuff. Happened at my highschool a few times a year cause everyone took the bus. But monday too? Your city had like 3 days to deal with it and get sand.
User avatar #202 to #138 - smuckingfart (12/09/2013) [-]
nah we'd rather sit in and drink our coffee
User avatar #53 - theblacksheep (12/09/2013) [-]
I seriously dislike thinking about how warm it is somewhere else while I'm in the northern part of Iowa. But I understand it gets way colder in other places with wind chill it was in the negatives, and will most likely continue to be
#63 to #53 - slysixtyfourwii (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, its extremely hot here which sucks cause I'm from New Jersey and love the cold, snow, etc. Florida has just has 2 weathers, hot and friggin boiling
User avatar #205 to #63 - theblacksheep (12/10/2013) [-]
Well what is extra ridiculous is that it gets super humid in the summer. So we get cold fall, colder winters, around 2 solid weeks of perfect spring weather, and humid summers.
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