Meanwhile at your ex girlfriend's house. More @ spearshot.com/.. Jokes on you, my ex is as imaginary as my girlfriend. ex your ex WTF Hotdog mustard lol metro kim yong un Hitler
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#7 - datstalkerdoe (08/07/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, my ex is as imaginary as my girlfriend.
Jokes on you, my ex is as imaginary as my girlfriend.
#66 to #7 - Rascal (08/07/2014) [-]
So neither of them are?
So neither of them are?
#72 to #66 - nurples (08/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #87 to #7 - penileburglar (08/07/2014) [-]
Wow, takes a specially amount of lonely to break up with one imaginary girlfriend for another.
#32 to #7 - Rascal (08/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** time will come, and you will realise that it's not as good as you think
**anonymous rolled image** time will come, and you will realise that it's not as good as you think
#4 - fandomsexual (08/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #4 - platinuminfernape (08/07/2014) [-]
Is that supposed to be Gus Fring?
User avatar #56 to #22 - coolioplasm (08/07/2014) [-]
Your Gus is as good as mine
#23 to #22 - fandomsexual (08/07/2014) [-]
Your guess is as good as mine.
Your guess is as good as mine.
#24 to #23 - platinuminfernape (08/07/2014) [-]
It looks an awful lot like him.  Well, half of him.
It looks an awful lot like him. Well, half of him.
User avatar #88 to #24 - tiberioustyphr (08/07/2014) [-]
I wonder if there's a version of this gif with '2spooky' on it
User avatar #74 to #24 - plerp (08/07/2014) [-]
What's that from?
User avatar #86 to #74 - thebobinito (08/07/2014) [-]
Breaking Bad.
User avatar #76 to #4 - ninjafaggots (08/07/2014) [-]
If you focus on it hard enough you can reverse the direction of the hotdogs.
User avatar #8 - bakinboy (08/07/2014) [-]
"i only hangout with guys because there's less drama"
#40 to #8 - awesomedewd (08/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, and then they're the ones causing the drama.   
Been there. Can only laugh about it now.
Yeah, and then they're the ones causing the drama.
Been there. Can only laugh about it now.
#18 to #8 - DrDanny (08/07/2014) [-]
Theres no reason for you to know this, but that's why I broke up with my gf 3 years yesterday
Theres no reason for you to know this, but that's why I broke up with my gf 3 years yesterday
#19 to #18 - caffeinecommissar (08/07/2014) [-]
Come here bro and lay it out on me. Girlfriend of three years dumped me less than a month ago.
User avatar #37 to #19 - gainesy (08/07/2014) [-]
Happened to me 2weeks ago, the cheating bitch
3years also. revel in the feels
#107 to #19 - DrDanny (08/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #18 - asschwitz (08/07/2014) [-]
I broke up with my gf of 2 years a few months ago for this reason among others.

(The biggest reason being a series of my own **** ups followed by being cheated on and then made to feel as if that were my fault.)

Before that happened though she was amazing, loved her honestly, shame I lost her.
User avatar #21 to #18 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
did she cheat on you or did she just hang out with too many dudes? sorry I'm confused.
User avatar #106 to #21 - DrDanny (08/07/2014) [-]
Well, she moved to a big Party University, and she got really close to a guy. I told her I was uncomfortable with how close she was being with him but she kept denying it. Eventually, she posted a picture on her instagram (I think she was drinking which is why she accidentally posted it) with them two sleeping in the same bed together after a night of partying, I broke up with her. She was too close to too many guys for my comfort
User avatar #108 to #106 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
That makes sense. Some people just like to see how far they can push you before you draw the line, so it's good you did and followed through. It's a huge reason why I'm single because I just have a hard time trusting people. I really liked a guy and we were talking and getting close and I found out he really just wanted sex and honestly that really hurt me. What's worse is when I bring up commitment he claims we can be committed without dating. He thinks I'm ******* stupid.
User avatar #116 to #108 - rawryrawr ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
haverroom for another passenger feel train ou are anll giving me the dowwn just makeing me fewel bad
User avatar #117 to #116 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
excuse me?
User avatar #118 to #117 - rawryrawr ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**** that sounded sexual
User avatar #119 to #118 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
not really I just don't know what you're asking lol.
User avatar #120 to #119 - rawryrawr ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
your name is hop on the feels train and i got the feels from reading that stuff
User avatar #121 to #120 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
oh lol, well yea theres room for one more.
#122 to #121 - rawryrawr ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
i am also the bus driver to hell
User avatar #123 to #122 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm okay with this.
User avatar #124 to #123 - rawryrawr ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
yay
User avatar #109 to #108 - DrDanny (08/07/2014) [-]
He sounds like a dick
User avatar #110 to #109 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Yea, he thinks he's the kind of guy who can talk himself out of any situation, he's a business major. He doesn't want to date because I'm going away for college but he's known that for a while and the whole time has had me thinking we could still date even though I was going away. It's only 2 hours away. But yea he says we shouldn't date but we could still be committed which makes no ******* sense, so I just dropped all ties with him. Plus he parties too much for my comfort.
User avatar #111 to #110 - DrDanny (08/07/2014) [-]
Yeah he's definitely playing you. Either that or he's a massive idiot
User avatar #112 to #111 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
lol or both... but really you did the right thing and if she really loved you or felt the same she'd know what she was doing was hurting you and she would have stopped. so don't feel bad
User avatar #113 to #112 - DrDanny (08/07/2014) [-]
Thank you, it's just fresh you know?
User avatar #114 to #113 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
oh yea I know. I've only been in love once and the **** hurts. After a while it will get easier though, sadly you'll start noticing all the flaws you overlooked before and it'll help you move on. That part is actually a little sad though, knowing the one you loved isn't a great as you always thought they were, but it'll help push you into moving on. And if you ever need a hug or a chat just send me a message.
User avatar #115 to #114 - DrDanny (08/07/2014) [-]
You're too kind, and I hope you're right. Thanks again
User avatar #3 - fezzo (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah the worst part about the break-up is having to miss the life supply of hotdogs
#1 - anotheroneonearth (08/06/2014) [-]
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#6 - Rideandrum (08/07/2014) [-]
****		 you op
**** you op
#45 - anaphase (08/07/2014) [-]
Can you not?
#68 to #45 - psyrendrifter (08/07/2014) [-]
Fo real tho brotha
#55 - DeathclawRulez (08/07/2014) [-]
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#61 - seemerollin (08/07/2014) [-]
dont you mean
dont you mean
#62 to #61 - seemerollin (08/07/2014) [-]
i apologize to squiblles
i apologize to squiblles
#63 to #62 - squiblles (08/07/2014) [-]
it'll be fine
it'll be fine
#64 to #63 - seemerollin (08/07/2014) [-]
awesome, I was worried.
#65 to #64 - squiblles (08/07/2014) [-]
no you weren't. I can tell
#67 to #65 - seemerollin (08/07/2014) [-]
ok you got me
User avatar #70 to #62 - smokingman (08/07/2014) [-]
source
User avatar #9 - bjornkrage (08/07/2014) [-]
OP, you missed the chance to make this "Meanwhile at your mom's house.".
User avatar #43 to #9 - schmuxy (08/07/2014) [-]
this is funnier
User avatar #5 - afrodemon (08/06/2014) [-]
what ex?
#78 - achphoenix (08/07/2014) [-]
thanks for reminding me
#73 - VikingSharkPANCH (08/07/2014) [-]
Thanks. Dick
User avatar #58 - northleech (08/07/2014) [-]
>Implying i've been in a relationship.
Assume more OP.
User avatar #29 - shinote (08/07/2014) [-]
This is rather funny/sad for me.

I am still in love with my ex, but she has a new boyfriend, and from what I have been told by my buds who are still good friends with her, her new boyfriends dick is super small & can't even please her.

It makes me happy that I am superior in the ways of genitalia, but it makes me so sad that she gets it from him these days....

Sometimes, I just wish I were dead.
User avatar #30 to #29 - exarzero (08/07/2014) [-]
I was thinking something along those same lines.
User avatar #35 to #29 - gainesy (08/07/2014) [-]
I've just gotten out of a three year relationship. found out she was seeing another dude, she just ****** me off... this sums up what they will no doubt be doing.

Be strong, **** bitches
User avatar #36 to #29 - gainesy (08/07/2014) [-]
P.S. **** her best friends...
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#39 to #29 - Rascal (08/07/2014) [-]
Just lost mine too... cheated on at Uni. Go and use that manhood to demolish the masses...God speed, son
#33 to #29 - Rascal (08/07/2014) [-]
She'll get some from many other guys in the future. Get over it, bro.
User avatar #2 - psychadelicace (08/06/2014) [-]
Haha jokes on you i don't have a gf
Oh
#44 - Rascal (08/07/2014) [-]
MFW my now ex, left for her ex. that hurt man
#14 - guicosta (08/07/2014) [-]
They put surveillance cameras there now? Jesus Chrikey the NSA as gone too far.
#12 - Rascal (08/07/2014) [-]
Ow. I was just thinking about her. That really hurt.

I know nobody cares but I had to share.
User avatar #13 to #12 - brokentrucker (08/07/2014) [-]
You know, if you did that more often, it'd hurt less. The thinking I mean. I'm sorry. Not really.
User avatar #16 to #15 - brokentrucker (08/07/2014) [-]
noideawahtthatmeans
#84 - sspacecore (08/07/2014) [-]
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