Mcdisasters 29 : Death and the Windbag. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This guy took me completely by surprise. I still don't know to thi OC mcdisasters Sirbrentcoe
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Mcdisasters 29 : Death and the Windbag

Mcdisasters 29 : Death and the Windbag. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This guy took me completely by surprise. I still don't know to thi

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This guy took me completely by surprise. I still don't know to this day if he was a local or a drifter. Either way, the fight was ******* crazy. People stopped to watch during, and went right back to their foodering right after. People don't seem as interested in these stories as they once were. That and the 2 jobs, plus the blizard in Michigan, and me being in HVAC, will be contributing factors to fewer submissions. If this makes you sad, try bringing new people into see my content. More than one person has claimed I have a fan base. I don't believe it, but there you go. Prove me wrong. Enjoy the read, Funny Junk! and if you don't like the story, leave a comment and I will give you a thumb anyways!

PART 14 /funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 /funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 /funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

PART 17 /funny_pictures/4577568/McDisasters+17+Stoner+Dreds/

PART 18 /funny_pictures/4579456/McDisasters+18+Smokeys+Revenge/

PART 19 /funny_pictures/4580816/McDisasters+19+Dinner+Rush+Mayhem/

PART 20 /funny_pictures/4582475/McDisasters+20+Got+Lucky/

PART21 /funny_pictures/4587381/McDisasters+21+The+Plot+Thickens/

PART 22 /funny_pictures/4589594/McDisasters+22+Jesse+We+Need+To+Cook/

PART 23 /McDisasters+23+Brunette+Bombshell/funny-pictures/4875951/

PART 24 /McDisasters+24+The+Origin+of+Arnold/funny-pictures/4882438/

PART 25 /McDisasters+25+How+Many+Nuggets+At+Once/funny-pictures/4883722/

PART 26 /McDisasters+26+The+Love+Van/funny-pictures/4897413/

PART 27 /McDisasters+27+Fat+and+Furious/funny-pictures/4914518/

PART 28 /McDisasters+28+The+Marine+and+BB/funny-pictures/4932334/

evening shift
3: -2 manning the counter
full to bursting point with customers
skaip mix of burly truckers, teens, and a family er two
staking and handing out orders as fast as possible
trouble's boisterous truckers approach counter
recorder a ton of food, for here
recorder up in about 5 minutes
teen tables for them to sit at
reather move to the closed register and start to eat
skeep taking and filling orders, try to ignore assholes 2 feet away
s' happ durr such a small store next to the truck stop'
s' sumfin gregg ewno, 'swallow' not wanting to expand'
Pup walks what was once a man, i assume
akin like a shar pei, only looser
grey as pencil lead
shinken eyes, bald, not even eyebrows
3: -leeks like a stiff queef could knock him ever
webstarts talking, but i can' t hear his voice
Injuries to order food with little mere than a whisper
truckers drowning out deaths last wish
glance engage
steath tries again, get past the sandiwch and-
s' HARHARHAR, bet she' ll think twice about cuttin off semis!'
steath is visibly frustrated now
3: -a little red rising in his cheeks as he makes his rrd attempt at ordering
re-'] Iledile with Cheese, Large drink, 2 p-'
re-' Yah, she smacked the center wall and spun out pretty hardy
Inhibs louder than needed to be
steath looks the truckers right in the eye
Elite you mind? I' m trying to eider?
s' What' s that, buddy? speak up! can' t understand you!'
39] would like to place my order, and y-'
steath visibly snaps, like something broke inside his person
in like a flash enlight, and lands a blow to
truckers diaphram, accompanied by a knee to the groin area
3: -trucker stopped , reduced to cradling his
Instruct buddy raises his hand to strike at death
reamer battle ensues
steath ducking haymakers left and right, not letting ********** touch
him
3: -trucker crawling towards trash can, gasping for air
spells himself up halfway, and the can spills ever
Fraw sewage of burgers, soft drinks, fries, sauce packs,
ketchup, and salt covers trucker
3: -trucker adds to the mixture by blowing his entire meal out of his yak
trap
steath still geeking every punch truck buddy threas
3: -trucker writhing in pile of sick and trash combo
Instruct buddy draws back his left, and with his right
steath grabs his right, twists, and pulls
3: -hear an audible 'POP'
arm at elbow, and lets truck buddy go down
Instruct buddy jeweling in pain, cradling his right arm
recommits on trucker from intense pain
stands up, uprights can
Innis he gonna clean this **** up? really?
nope.
ressembles with his button and belt, to no avail
Inesita on the can, without taking pants down
himself something fierce
jstinch like a buring jongton in a Jersey hair dresser and Tai Food
dumpster
steath returns to the counter
splices food order, to go
skeet his stare as he places his order
was if daring me to call the cops on him
rel am in awe of this skeleton, this corpse ofa man
skive him a discounted price
she grins a deathless smile at me
Hells me he' s got cancer, lost a mountain during chemo
ffirst time he' s had appetite in months
t about to let 2 loudmouth assholes ruine it for him
Inbreeds ready, hand ever the bags
Instructors have snice vacated the premesis
steath offers a hand in cleaning the visceral filth from the floor
Indwell him not to werry, we can' t let him, thansk for the offer
Oneguy grabs a dirty tray and starts scooping up trash, puke, and ****
nuggets
3: -i can' t believe this ******* guy..
arab a broom and dust pan, some rags, go out and help him, leaving
the other counter guy alone
screwd seems to not care now that fight is ever, continues ordering
and entering
with death about how truckers treat other customers like ****
stalk about some of the past happenings, reference the fat kid ********
and puking in a canine the floor
ddamn, sirbrentcoe, i thought i had to put up with a lot of **** . that' s
****** up'
realtek of disbelief creases my face
stude' s got stage 3 cancer, and he' s feeling bad
refer me
Indwell him any time he' s gotta get a burger fix, ask for me
3: -never see him again
snot sure if he died er not
3: -never judge a book by its Xever.
I IBF
For moat"
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#10 - derpyhuubes **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
He is back!
He is back!
#4 - lucariopwnz (01/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - sirbrentcoe (01/15/2014) [-]
sorry i can't thumb your comments up everyone. i usually do, but i don't have voting rights for some reason.
User avatar #65 to #7 - hates (01/16/2014) [-]
I agree with the cupcake man, you probably lost your voting rights (at least temporarily) since you thumbed everyone up.
User avatar #140 to #65 - sirbrentcoe (01/23/2014) [-]
that's odd, i believe every interaction deserves positive response.
User avatar #77 to #7 - twdeathnote (01/16/2014) [-]
Great story man. For the love of god, moar.
User avatar #58 to #7 - demcupcakes (01/16/2014) [-]
If you vote too much it doesn't let you thumb people its a bit of a dumb system but it prevents auto thumb bots and stuff.
User avatar #92 to #58 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
I think they removed that.
#81 to #7 - itsdasp (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure none of us care whether or not you can thumb; We're all just glad you're back and sharing your stories again.

Pic is for you. :3
#99 to #81 - sirbrentcoe (01/16/2014) [-]
thanks everyone.
thanks everyone.
#23 - schmuxy (01/16/2014) [-]
Good to see you again.
Good to see you again.
#25 - diabolicgnome (01/16/2014) [-]
speaking of death

also welcome back
we missed you
#3 - ompalomper (01/15/2014) [-]
these make even the worse of bad days good
#128 - vonspyder (01/16/2014) [-]
We missed you sirbrentcoe!
We missed you sirbrentcoe!
#22 - therollingstones (01/16/2014) [-]
Welcome back, and grats on frontpage   
   
mfw sirbrentcoe returns
Welcome back, and grats on frontpage

mfw sirbrentcoe returns
#62 - skydiving (01/16/2014) [-]
I missed these so much. Good to see you again.
I missed these so much. Good to see you again.
User avatar #103 to #62 - debramster (01/16/2014) [-]
Did not see that coming, 10/10
User avatar #63 to #62 - twistedwoodthing (01/16/2014) [-]
God help me I laughed at that gif.
#134 to #132 - sirbrentcoe (01/16/2014) [-]
i'm not asking anyone for anything. but if you're going to make a stupid little comic about me, can you at least spell my 			*******		 name right?
i'm not asking anyone for anything. but if you're going to make a stupid little comic about me, can you at least spell my ******* name right?
#117 - keybladewarrior (01/16/2014) [-]
Good to see you back. I was missing some fat people doing crazy 			****		 at McBurgerHuts.
Good to see you back. I was missing some fat people doing crazy **** at McBurgerHuts.
#118 to #117 - sirbrentcoe (01/16/2014) [-]
glad to be back.
glad to be back.
#120 to #118 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/ would really appreciate you there

We need more stories to keep dem sugahs up. Need to feed the beetus scourge.
User avatar #124 to #120 - sirbrentcoe (01/16/2014) [-]
i don't reddit, mate. sorry.
#71 - krispybananaz (01/16/2014) [-]
that was amazing, welcome back you glorious bastard
that was amazing, welcome back you glorious bastard
#59 - theoneelite (01/16/2014) [-]
Love the stories bro, keep them coming. And glad to see you back.
#19 - shruika (01/15/2014) [-]
HUZZAH!!!it'sback
User avatar #138 - stuckinapool (01/16/2014) [-]
I laughed and I feeled.

Congrats, I don't know if content has ever made both of those things happen to me simultaneously.
User avatar #123 - stealthnull (01/16/2014) [-]
He returns....SirBrentCoe has come back...i have craved these stories for ages...
#116 - slowbroking (01/16/2014) [-]
Death loves greasy food.
#114 - skullball ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #104 - darkangeloffire (01/16/2014) [-]
I spent the better part of a day reading all these stories. I request you continue these, they're hilarious.
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