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McDonalds probably won't even take her

Tweet P, g. rri!
it . Ellie Macdonald 22/ 05/ 2014
Bad exam. Going to end up
working in Adi. ()
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Elish/ macdonalds
l/ don' t think SO thicko,
you need a minimum of a
degree just to clean the
toilets out love, try
McDonald‘;
Timelines , i:, Messages losely?.
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User avatar #135 - thebobinito (06/08/2014) [-]
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Holy **** , I didn't expect that amount of thumbs, thank you Funnyjunk.
#54 - damitfel (06/08/2014) [-]
My future kid's face when in 20 years he'll need a master's degree in engineering to work as a cashier.
My future kid's face when in 20 years he'll need a master's degree in engineering to work as a cashier.
User avatar #78 to #54 - matheomaidana (06/08/2014) [-]
Poor kid, why would they record him like that?
User avatar #111 to #54 - ieatbengay (06/08/2014) [-]
most low payed jobs prefer people without high qualifications because they see them as less hassle as they wont keep asking for a pay rise and they wont 'try too hard'
#77 to #54 - demonologist (06/08/2014) [-]
Is that peanutbitter?
User avatar #1 - mightypoggers (06/07/2014) [-]
shes already part of the macdonald family. so it shouldnt be hard.
User avatar #112 to #1 - danimer ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
My initial instinct to your comment was to check if she was fat....
User avatar #3 to #1 - drturkleton (06/07/2014) [-]
Didn't they own some sort of farm?
#36 to #3 - pokeluigi (06/07/2014) [-]
That was the Old mac donald
#42 - doctorprofessornv (06/07/2014) [-]
A degree to clean toilets? I am indeed an advocate for college education, but sometimes I think we put far too much effort on degrees and not enough on actual ability.
User avatar #72 to #42 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Best example is in TF2, People will lose their **** for a Genuine Strange Festive Botkiller Killstreak, even if the said item is one of the worst in the game. I.E. a reskin. I turned down a Strange Solemn Vow because I never use that weapon.
#55 to #42 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he means that there's jack **** work in the UK atm so university graduates with degrees can't find work in their chosen field so they have to work in low paying jobs, it's been all over the news in the UK. My cousin just graduated as an Electrical engineer but he's struggling to find a job so he's working as a clerk atm.
User avatar #104 to #55 - zecken (06/08/2014) [-]
We have a subsidiary in the UK, engineering related, what I hear from there is quite the opposite. People with master degree are hard to find or ask for way to much money compared to the Austrian/German level.
User avatar #47 to #42 - ilikeeggs (06/08/2014) [-]
high school degree, you need a high school degree at minimum to work at aldi's
User avatar #48 to #47 - doctorprofessornv (06/08/2014) [-]
Ah, makes more sense.
#12 - PineappleExpress (06/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 - blbrian (06/07/2014) [-]
Not if she's hot   
 inb4 sexist pig
Not if she's hot
inb4 sexist pig
#25 to #7 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
Source?
No, no Star Wars, thanks
#35 to #7 - drizztrocks (06/07/2014) [-]
SOURCE?!
User avatar #37 to #35 - blbrian (06/07/2014) [-]
I don't know man, sorry
#40 to #7 - blackermagic (06/07/2014) [-]
this made me feel emotion
this made me feel emotion
#15 to #7 - luddethebunny (06/07/2014) [-]
you sexy pig    
 <3
you sexy pig
<3
#16 to #15 - blbrian (06/07/2014) [-]
Why thank you
User avatar #18 to #17 - blbrian (06/07/2014) [-]
I googled sexy pig.

Not to be advised
#57 to #18 - yisumad (06/08/2014) [-]
I did because I was bored.   
   
Jesus Christ.
I did because I was bored.

Jesus Christ.
User avatar #45 to #16 - shadowkingdr (06/08/2014) [-]
PIGGAH!
User avatar #58 - darksideofthebeast (06/08/2014) [-]
Aldi is the **** . Cheap ass food that tastes just as good as the real food it's generic for and cheaper.

10/10 store. Only downfall is you have to bring your own bag to put **** in.
Or multiple bags, you know. Or you can buy them for money, too. keep the damn commies homeless from stealing their carts, they make you put a quarter in it to get it out then you get it back when you come back.
User avatar #89 to #58 - crazyhindu (06/08/2014) [-]
Just grab a box or two theres always a bunch of empty ones
#125 to #58 - Jowi (06/08/2014) [-]
Do you not have the coin-for-shopping-trolley thing as standard where you're from?
In the UK that's the norm.

Also Lidl is better than Aldi
User avatar #131 to #125 - darksideofthebeast (06/08/2014) [-]
No that is not normal.
And no.
#127 to #125 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
Neither of you have heard of Netto i asume
#128 to #127 - Jowi (06/08/2014) [-]
Not any where I'm from bro
(did someone thumb me down for saying Lidl was better than Aldi?)
#97 - ghostoftrolling (06/08/2014) [-]
**ghostoftrolling rolled image** Id do anything for a dollar
#119 to #97 - firnen (06/08/2014) [-]
**firnen rolled image** Sweet roll.
**firnen rolled image** Sweet roll.
User avatar #98 to #97 - misticalz ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
LOL
#101 to #97 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
**anonymous rolled image**
#114 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
#99 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**   
hfw
**anonymous rolled image**
hfw
#63 - drahkreher ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
As much as i hate working at mcdonalds, it's not as bad as people make it out to be. Nor is it full of high school dropouts
#50 - weeez (06/08/2014) [-]
what the **** is aldi
#53 to #50 - theonemica (06/08/2014) [-]
Aldi is a company that.. I believe started in Germany? I could be wrong. Anyways, they offer either off-brand or name brand in off brand packaging products for a lot cheaper. By checking the addresses on the box, my mom found that most of their cereals and a few other things were actually just name brand cereals (like Cheerios, Fruit Loops, etc) just in off-brand packaging.

It's a decent place to shop for OK food most of the time, but it's really more for people who require cheap food.
User avatar #52 to #50 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (06/08/2014) [-]
chicago's poor ***** grocery sto
User avatar #76 to #52 - weinerdick (06/08/2014) [-]
they're in pennsylvania too
#74 - helenwheels (06/08/2014) [-]
She was burned, blah blah.

Where the **** does a super market get off requiring a degree?
User avatar #79 to #74 - philliyoMLB (06/08/2014) [-]
They actually pay their employees pretty decently and there is always room to move up the chain there, although I believe they are german they do run an old style of american business.
User avatar #75 to #74 - noblexfenrir (06/08/2014) [-]
By being the owners and requiring whatever they please from their employees? Especially considering Aldi's generally gives alot more responsibility to their workers (and higher average pay as a result) I would expect them to ask for slightly higher than average credentials than the common applicant.
User avatar #29 - gowge (06/07/2014) [-]
On the job site for Aldi it says you need at least a B in GCSE maths to get on.
User avatar #33 to #29 - lennybrown (06/07/2014) [-]
They offer apprentiships if your that interested you still need a grade c or above in maths and English for it though.
User avatar #34 to #33 - gowge (06/07/2014) [-]
I work at Waitrose mate i'm good.
Cheers though haha
#117 - fourchinsbrah (06/08/2014) [-]
shrekt
shrekt
User avatar #103 - anonymoose (06/08/2014) [-]
#rokt
#80 - dewlimely (06/08/2014) [-]
I actually work at ALDI and it's awesome. I get paid 12+ an hour and get paid holidays. >:] The only downside is that they own you.
User avatar #84 to #80 - carmasterzaib (06/08/2014) [-]
what you mean?
User avatar #91 to #84 - calawesome (06/08/2014) [-]
Occasionally, not always, but occasionally, they ring a bell and make you dance on the display tables for money.
User avatar #105 to #91 - xMWxBEASTx (06/08/2014) [-]
you make it sound like a bad thing
#136 to #91 - dewlimely (06/09/2014) [-]
This is true.
User avatar #107 to #84 - arrogant (06/08/2014) [-]
You need to be available 5(?) days a week, but one must be a weekend, plus extra days if they feel like it
#69 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
It does not require a degree. (source) I ******* work there.
User avatar #88 to #69 - crazyhindu (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm like 90% sure you need a high school degree to work at aldi
#92 to #88 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
A high school diploma and a college degree are not the same thing. A high school diploma is not called a degree, either. A degree is "a title conferred on students by a college, university, or professional school on completion of a program of study".
User avatar #93 to #92 - crazyhindu (06/08/2014) [-]
But did you know what I meant?? then there is no problem. It was a slip upmy bad
User avatar #59 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/08/2014) [-]
They actually get paid like $11.50+ an hour there. (Here avg. minimum wage is $7.25)

So I wouldn't mind considering working for them... If you were to exclude the customers.
(Really nasty, bitchy, cheap people.)
#64 to #59 - xsap (06/08/2014) [-]
feel when i get to sit in an air-conditioned room in a soft comfy chair doing what i love and make $45 an hour + free snacks included

life is good
User avatar #116 to #64 - thebritishguy (06/08/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #67 to #64 - ronyx ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
give me some sugar bro
User avatar #68 to #67 - xsap (06/08/2014) [-]
no, das gay
User avatar #70 to #68 - ronyx ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
You're rich so is ok. Trust me.
#73 to #59 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mfw minimum wage in Canada is going up to $11/hour
**anonymous rolled image** mfw minimum wage in Canada is going up to $11/hour
#60 to #59 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm a pharmacy tech with a national certification and i make slightly less than that. going to go kill myself thanks.
User avatar #61 to #60 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/08/2014) [-]
Then ask for a raise.

Last full-time job I had paid $12/ hr. Which is crap compared to what others are making.
For a part-time job, $10.50-$11.50 is amazing.
User avatar #62 to #61 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/08/2014) [-]
Although, chances are most part-time jobs here will start you off at $7.25 or $8.
User avatar #20 - huszti (06/07/2014) [-]
you people know aldi?
User avatar #22 to #20 - toiletpaper ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
there's plenty of aldi action goin on here in upstate NY cheap food ftw
User avatar #24 to #22 - huszti (06/07/2014) [-]
oh, i thought aldi didn't exist outside of germany and especially not in the US. thought you had enough stores n **** already.
User avatar #28 to #24 - lennybrown (06/07/2014) [-]
It started out in germany, its sort of like lidl. Theres 2 group ALDI Nord and Aldi Süd there mainly Aldi Süd in the UK. < am a employee
User avatar #32 to #28 - huszti (06/07/2014) [-]
aldi nord master race though
User avatar #27 to #24 - knifegun (06/07/2014) [-]
They're pretty common in England. Spend a little, live a lot, son.
User avatar #31 to #22 - lennybrown (06/07/2014) [-]
I did not know they where in the USA and I work for them thought they where only in Europe.
User avatar #134 to #31 - toiletpaper ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
yea, i'm not sure how widespread they are in the u.s. but i know of 4 aldis within a 1 hour drive of where i live in upstate ny
User avatar #49 to #31 - capslockrage (06/08/2014) [-]
one was just built near me
User avatar #30 to #22 - TwiztidNinja (06/07/2014) [-]
Aldi food is cheap because it is garbage.
User avatar #23 to #20 - silverzepher (06/07/2014) [-]
one is going up near the hotel, here
User avatar #39 to #20 - fizzzum (06/07/2014) [-]
Aldi is well known in Denmark too
User avatar #65 to #20 - johnnycuntsticks (06/08/2014) [-]
Texas fag here. I do all my shopping at the Aldi down the street.
User avatar #71 to #20 - elmarcocfc (06/08/2014) [-]
Let's step up the game: Anyone know Lidl?
User avatar #130 to #71 - clechyl (06/08/2014) [-]
Who you callin' a Lidl?
User avatar #132 to #130 - elmarcocfc (06/08/2014) [-]
You ya cheap but reasonable grocery store
User avatar #133 to #132 - clechyl (06/08/2014) [-]
Well **** you too rewe
User avatar #38 to #20 - hydromatic (06/07/2014) [-]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE?"
#46 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
i ******* love aldi
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