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Apparently if van masturbate twice a day, it will increase your life
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Submitted: 10/17/2013
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#9 - darkjustifier (10/18/2013) [-]
I may be immortal but I'm still alone.
#32 to #9 - rabidaardvark (10/18/2013) [-]
Thats the price of Immortality.
Thats the price of Immortality.
#26 to #9 - datlaugh (10/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry, we love you.

Cool wallpaper if you want it...
#11 to #9 - megamolester ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
"It's gonna be alright little 			*****		, you can do it"    
                                                     - A black man in a parking lot
"It's gonna be alright little ***** , you can do it"
- A black man in a parking lot
#12 to #11 - schrutebucks (10/18/2013) [-]
Most inspiring thing I've read all day
User avatar #2 - Mr Ronok (10/17/2013) [-]
8 years is 2922 days (counting 2 leap years)
2922 days is 70128 hours which is 4207680 minutes.
each ciggarette takes 7 minutes off you life so 4207680 divided by 7
601097 ciggarettes.
so masturbating twice a day would allow you to smoke 601 thousand ciggarettes without negative consequence.

yes this is a joke
User avatar #16 to #2 - tocho (10/18/2013) [-]
I read "601 thousand *********** ". Ive been here too long.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thechosentroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Obviously you haven't, since no one outside of /b/ finds that funny.
User avatar #33 to #17 - therealtjthemedic (10/18/2013) [-]
No one on /b/ finds that funny either.
User avatar #35 to #33 - thechosentroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I dunno. 12-yearolds are fairly easily amused.
User avatar #31 to #16 - mrrkilla (10/18/2013) [-]
Well hey. There's probably nothing negative going to happen to you either, doing that.
User avatar #25 to #16 - ferbisboy (10/18/2013) [-]
your username color does not suggest that
User avatar #5 to #2 - bushingenna (10/18/2013) [-]
I thought you were going to turn that into somehow confirming half life 3.
#18 to #3 - zarcos (10/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - TheNewDudeMann (10/18/2013) [-]
Good thing I google myself like 3 times a day.
User avatar #13 to #10 - psyachu (10/18/2013) [-]
aaaaaaand this is only relavant 3 posts down.... at least at the time of me writing this
User avatar #20 to #10 - kirkbot (10/18/2013) [-]
in order to fap to pics of yourself?
User avatar #37 to #20 - subadanus (10/23/2013) [-]
Missed the reference.
User avatar #38 to #37 - kirkbot (10/23/2013) [-]
I did see the reference a bit later, but didn't care enough to come back
User avatar #1 - kidddraco ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Sicsin, just need to make sure you read this.
#14 to #1 - Sicsin ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
I've been summoned for this?
#19 to #14 - tender (10/18/2013) [-]
topkek
User avatar #36 to #14 - kidddraco ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Made me think of you bro. By the logic of this post you would live for the rest of eternity.
User avatar #29 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/18/2013) [-]
I can confirm this I am 90 y/o virgin
#28 - Rascal (10/18/2013) [-]
Holy **** will I be lonely, but holy hell how long I'll live.
#4 - trystanvierra (10/18/2013) [-]
**trystanvierra rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at The world of gaming ** MFW I'm immortal.
User avatar #15 to #4 - zonryu (10/18/2013) [-]
NO! that is the opposite of that
#22 to #4 - yosephiab (10/18/2013) [-]
What is this anime?
User avatar #27 to #22 - seras (10/18/2013) [-]
Look in the bottom right of the picture, dude.
User avatar #34 - markertemp (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't know about the numbers, but I do believe it was proven that jacking off strengthens your immune system.
#30 - chinesehandcuffs (10/18/2013) [-]
**chinesehandcuffs rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at Oh ** YOU ARE IMMORTAL!!!!!
User avatar #21 - Leopard (10/18/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #6 - goodcheese (10/18/2013) [-]
it's probably that people who masterbate tend to live longer due to some third variable. i doubt actually masterbating more would cause you to live longer.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ragingspacepanda (10/18/2013) [-]
the act of orgasm is apparently REALLY good for your heart
#8 to #6 - bathoryhannibal (10/18/2013) [-]
For guys, it has something to do with clearing out their prostate, and therefore reducing their risk of prostate cancer.
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