Master of Romance II. Again, I'd probably do something like this and cockblock myself.... 33525399551 " - times you me tset my mom' s friends house pitying with 4Chan romance greentext
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User avatar #5 - fjanony (01/15/2014) [-]
>be 18
>on a concert drunk as hell
>in front of stage, first row
>put arm across an 8/10 that I didn't know and start headbanging
>she headbangs with me
>start making out
>it gets hot, neck kissing, biting, feeling under clothes
>decide to go somewhere private
>she asks if I have a car, which I don't but a friend does
>go get keys from a friend who was about 20m away
>I get keys, and am on my way to the girl
>there is a crowd of girls and I forgot how she looks like
> ****** .jpg
>return to first row and continue headbanging
User avatar #109 to #5 - nozepicker (01/16/2014) [-]
You must be Swedish.
#191 to #5 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh god wow.
Oh god wow.
User avatar #294 to #5 - imaschizo (01/16/2014) [-]
What band?
User avatar #356 to #294 - fjanony (01/16/2014) [-]
Guns 2 rosses, it's a british guns'n rosses cover band.
Even had a nice chat with the guitarist afterwards.
#23 to #5 - asdflower (01/15/2014) [-]
wow dude, i feel for you
#302 to #5 - pimpjesus (01/16/2014) [-]
"on a concert drunk as hell"
#157 to #5 - deckbox (01/16/2014) [-]
were you in China and she was Chinese?
#297 to #5 - artjunk (01/16/2014) [-]
Wave in the general direction of the crowd of girls, shouting "Come on!". She'll more than likely see you, and could score you an extra player or two. Bing, bang, boom your co-op just turned into a multiplayer, friend.
Wave in the general direction of the crowd of girls, shouting "Come on!". She'll more than likely see you, and could score you an extra player or two. Bing, bang, boom your co-op just turned into a multiplayer, friend.
User avatar #71 to #5 - wba (01/16/2014) [-]
at least you enjoyed the concert
#10 to #5 - badmonkey ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Had me laughing harder than the content
User avatar #3 - terafyde (01/15/2014) [-]
>be 16
>Beta as **** didn't know what being hit on was like However now later in life I realise I was flirted on a lot not so much anymore though
>At a party of my best friend
>Play truth or dare
>Get dared to go down onmy closest female friend
>She was more than willing
>Go into closet
>Do it and she came after what felt like eternity
>She tells me to **** her
>So no I just did the dare

I realised at 11PM that day what the **** she just said.
User avatar #7 to #3 - milomcrobbie (01/15/2014) [-]
......why.
User avatar #197 to #3 - flomosho (01/16/2014) [-]
What does go down onmy closest female friend mean
#231 to #197 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
oral sex
User avatar #232 to #231 - flomosho (01/16/2014) [-]
oh hurp
#319 to #3 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
#215 to #3 - rabidaardvark (01/16/2014) [-]
>be 22
>no idea what being hit on feels like
>read story about someone's experiences at 16
>get depressed
User avatar #6 to #3 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
I feel bad for you, but imagine the girl hearing you say that.
User avatar #291 to #6 - terafyde (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh **** ... she must felt bad.
User avatar #2 - shadowstepone (01/15/2014) [-]
>be 14
>be on cruise ship
>meet qt in the teen lounge thing, she's 15
>we hit it off
>one night, she invites me to the hottubs, no one else there
>make out
>decide to ****
>think we can do it in the bathroom
>look for a handicap bathroom for 10 minutes (to be alone)
>we strip
>put her on sink
>about to put it in
>sink breaks
>i say "i guess you were heavier than we thought"
i'm 22 now, i still want to kill myself every time i think about it
#287 to #2 - MyNameIsntCrookers (01/16/2014) [-]
watched two of my tall white guy friends hook it up with this other asian dude (me being the first) in a hot tub on a cruise ship. Live porn is pretty interesting, but they didn't like the part where I actively was masturbating under the jets    
>me and other asian guy's face when
watched two of my tall white guy friends hook it up with this other asian dude (me being the first) in a hot tub on a cruise ship. Live porn is pretty interesting, but they didn't like the part where I actively was masturbating under the jets
>me and other asian guy's face when
User avatar #120 to #2 - jamesisnotreal (01/16/2014) [-]
see, all these post at 14/13/15 i would have been ******* stuttering all over the ******* place, not to mention probably would know what to do... but i'm guessing your not a virgin now are you?
#16 to #2 - sonofagun (01/15/2014) [-]
This is beautiful
#48 - jayeti ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
>be 18
>16 yo girl comes over just to watch some movie
>making out on the bed
>I grab her ass and she smiles
>she whispers into my ear "has anybody been in this bed before me?"
>I say "Yeah, Andrew"
>she storms out of my house
>mfw im stright and it was a joke
#126 to #48 - chubbies (01/16/2014) [-]
Nice save dude. That ****** statutory.
User avatar #128 to #126 - ryderjbudde (01/16/2014) [-]
Not everywhere.
#139 to #128 - chubbies (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh. I guess I didn't think about that.
User avatar #350 to #126 - rockamekishiko (01/16/2014) [-]
only if someone tells
User avatar #262 to #126 - hektoroftroy (01/16/2014) [-]
Age of consent is 16, and as long at the person isn't a day over 4 years older than you that ****** legal.
#11 - dublkros (01/15/2014) [-]
christmas, my gf finally gets up the courage to give me a blowjob (something to do with thinking she'd be bad at it) not knowing what to do with a cock, she asks me "ok, so how do you want me to do this?"
being a jerk, i say "WITH YOUR MOUTH!" and can't stop laughing for 20 minutes. didn't get any head
#86 to #11 - bastardusnorvegi (01/16/2014) [-]
read it as "my grandma"
User avatar #94 to #11 - nigeltheoutlaw (01/16/2014) [-]
Totally worth it though.
#1 - HellsSponge (01/15/2014) [-]
"you're it duh"
"you're it duh"
User avatar #40 - charagrin (01/15/2014) [-]
I have a good one.

>Be me

Thats it.
#52 to #40 - thefunnyside (01/15/2014) [-]
I actually laughed out loud to that one   
   
 I can relate    
   
  
I actually laughed out loud to that one

I can relate

 
User avatar #8 - hudis (01/15/2014) [-]
>be 13-14
>girl I knew had her house to herself a few days during summer
>she tells me to come to her and have some fun
>we make out and touch each other and stuff but no more
>says she doesn't wanna do it without condom
>she texts me a few days later
>"i have condoms now, parents won't be home tomorrow, come on over"
>I text back "no thank you"
>realise what I've done half a second after

To this day I have no idea what I was thinking. She did take my virginity three years later, though, simply because she thought it was hers to take and that I owed her as much. She was pretty cool.
#332 to #8 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
>4chan
>started this little arrow thing u schlong smokers are doing
>lolololol funnyjunk poormans 4chan.
#41 to #8 - lasmamoe (01/15/2014) [-]
>"i have condoms now, parents won't be home tomorrow, come on over"
>I text back "no thank you"
User avatar #247 to #41 - twi (01/16/2014) [-]
ya i read it too
User avatar #352 to #247 - lasmamoe (01/16/2014) [-]
Are you sure
User avatar #161 to #8 - HardyUndertook (01/16/2014) [-]
this is my favorite story ever
User avatar #192 to #8 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
So you texted "No thankyou" and just left it at that?

Didn't text back sayin you dun goofed?
User avatar #205 to #192 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
I can't remember exactly what was said (this was almost 7 years ago) but she was pretty confused and annoyed and angry with me so there wasn't much saving it.
User avatar #103 to #8 - schwerdaddy (01/16/2014) [-]
Why not say "oops sorry wrong person" once you realized what you did?
User avatar #104 to #103 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
Because I was 13 years old. 13-year-olds are generally not that smart.
User avatar #33 to #8 - naitsabesh (01/15/2014) [-]
what on earth made you think "no thank you" would be a fitting answer?
User avatar #67 to #33 - hudis (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't think I was thinking at all in that moment
User avatar #77 to #8 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
She thought your virginity was hers to take?
Who the **** does she think she is?
User avatar #84 to #77 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
She wasn't entirely serious about it, and we'd been close+flirty for a long time so it was a natural thing to half-joke about.
User avatar #88 to #77 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
Besides, I didn't care who took my virginity and still don't, so I didn't mind.
User avatar #89 to #88 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm not saying anything bad about you, I just thought it was a cunty thing for her to say
User avatar #90 to #89 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
Hah, yeah. She was always cheeky.
#358 to #77 - taurusguy (01/16/2014) [-]
Someone hot enough for a horny 16 year old?
User avatar #61 to #8 - neokun (01/15/2014) [-]
Atleast you were polite.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Omnomnomynous (01/15/2014) [-]
>owed her as much
Damn she wanted that D
User avatar #9 to #8 - hates (01/15/2014) [-]
>Come on over and have sex with me
>"no thank you"

You sir are a master at romance
#273 to #9 - theheartship (01/16/2014) [-]
He is an alpha!!!
User avatar #251 to #9 - optimussum (01/16/2014) [-]
your greentext is green
User avatar #257 to #251 - hates (01/16/2014) [-]
It's magic
#112 - WtfStrawberries (01/16/2014) [-]
When i was 8 i basically had lesbian sex for ice cream. I sold myself for ice cream, and it was competely worth it.
User avatar #284 to #112 - thejusticar (01/16/2014) [-]
i would sell my self if it was good enough ice cream
#303 to #112 - thewulfman (01/16/2014) [-]
With adults or other kids?


Either way, hell yeah ice cream.

Pic related.

#387 to #303 - WtfStrawberries (06/08/2014) [-]
Another girl who was a couple years older than me, not too big of a difference. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I was probably 10 or 11 at the time.   
 yeah sorry its so late. Im lazy.
Another girl who was a couple years older than me, not too big of a difference. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I was probably 10 or 11 at the time.
yeah sorry its so late. Im lazy.
#386 to #303 - thewulfman (06/05/2014) [-]
Hey Tombobusama, should we write erotica based on #112?

Yes, this is from January. I dug up a 5 month old post.
User avatar #253 to #112 - enteroreninenine (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm gonna need to know how the **** that happened
User avatar #113 to #112 - legolego (01/16/2014) [-]
dude, ice cream. very few things we as a species wouldn't do for ice cream
#121 to #113 - WtfStrawberries (01/16/2014) [-]
although now that i look at it, it was a win win situation.
#122 to #112 - whargarbler (01/16/2014) [-]
That isn't normal?
#127 to #122 - WtfStrawberries (01/16/2014) [-]
for 8 year olds?
#129 to #127 - whargarbler (01/16/2014) [-]
OH!


Oh...

I'm just gonna go now.
User avatar #38 - gammajk (01/15/2014) [-]
>be me
>be a socially awkward recluse in school
>never even get close to having a girlfriend
>get out of school
>only talk to people when i have to at work
>no gf in sight
****
#235 to #38 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
I recommend lifting, it builds self-confidence; dress to impress as well. It sucks, but money does really help. Don't use a ****** phone, it can be embarrassing, especially now that a lot of girls are into pics and selfies. A decent car is also a plus, but that depends on where you live. Where I live normal/average people drive, but in places like New York or Japan people walk, train, bus, etc. to their locations. As for lifting, eating right automatically goes along with it. A great body will boost your self-confidence and if for some reason your amazing body doesn't get the bitches, you'll look amazing, feel amazing: both physically and mentally, and living longer is also a pretty good bonus.
User avatar #249 to #235 - jacksipian (01/16/2014) [-]
i have one of the original motorola razrs, its a good conversation starter and it has helped break the ice so i could get a few dates before, so as long as you dont have a really old or stupid looking phone, it won't be too bad.
#364 to #249 - ryderjbudde (01/17/2014) [-]
I have a crappy phone and I dropped it once when it was cold and it literally broke the ice. zomg wtf lol rofl gtfo kk g2g ttyl xoxo<3 1337 XXXDDD this whole site is on drugs
User avatar #370 to #364 - jacksipian (01/17/2014) [-]
i dont know, that spoiler makes me more inclined to think you're on drugs
#313 to #249 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
You're right. I wouldn't classify a razr as a ****** phone, I meant more along the lines of those crappy pre-paid phone. Pre-paid phones aren't that bad; they get the job done, but they aren't exactly the most attractive devices.
User avatar #354 to #313 - jacksipian (01/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah, it's tough to impress someone when you have one of those, you look like you have to ask your mom permission to call someone with one those lol
User avatar #123 to #38 - jamesisnotreal (01/16/2014) [-]
awh dude... that just made me tear up a little bit i know your not looking for pity or anything, but thats horrible
User avatar #130 to #38 - ryderjbudde (01/16/2014) [-]
get cooler hair bruh
do u even product?
#12 - fauxgladiator ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
>Be 13
>In girlfriends closet
>Play wrestling
>Gets intimate
>start fingering her over her underwear
>ask her if it feels good
>smell my finger
>"WTF, I thought girls peed out of there butt"
>moment ruined
mfw I truly thought girls peed out of there butt for years cause of a ******** from elementary school.
User avatar #300 to #12 - artjunk (01/16/2014) [-]
Ryan?
#133 to #12 - paintskillz (01/16/2014) [-]
>I thought girls peed out their butt
User avatar #64 to #12 - olegdobrynin (01/15/2014) [-]
Did you ever leave the closet after that?
#80 to #64 - fauxgladiator ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes, we continued to date for some time but the mood was ruined and I never got a chance to redeem myself.
User avatar #22 - ihaveablackfrend (01/15/2014) [-]
>Be 18
>Have girlfriend over
>Making out in the basement
>She says, "I want you"
>Start taking belt off
>She points out something on my face
>I point out something on her face
>Blood from my nose on both of our faces
>Clean up and try to stop nose bleed for 30min
>Mother calls us up for dinner
>Mother notices traces of blood on Girlfriend's pants and face.
>Never had girlfriend over again
>Still a virgin and brake up a month later
#42 to #22 - talked (01/15/2014) [-]
are you by chance an anime character?
#60 - kibbleking (01/15/2014) [-]
>be me
>13
>don't have or try to have sex because I'm thirteen.

It's a joke calm down.
User avatar #219 to #60 - adrilazzaro (01/16/2014) [-]
eh, i had a pretty good ex ed, lost it at 14 although i did have a chance to do it when i was 13. It's bad when you have no idea what you're doing
User avatar #79 to #60 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
13 is way too young for sex imo
#30 - lucariopwnz (01/15/2014) [-]
here's my story... not so much a cockblock on myself but still sucks

>Graduate college move to new town to work in grandfather's gun shop
>Decide to join martial arts school since I studied for 7 years before/during college
>Super cute girl works there, also brown belt and could likely kick my ass
>Therefore even hotter in my opinion
>Start talking, hang out a few times, first girl I have genuine interest in, in like 4+ years
>Finally get the courage to ask her out
>"I was afraid you'd ask that, I really wish I could but I'm not allowed to date clients"
>She's like a financial director at the academy and therefore works with everyone's personal information and money ****
>I'm locked into school contract for a year...
User avatar #68 to #30 - asesiel (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh, damn. How long ago was this!?
User avatar #196 to #68 - lucariopwnz (01/16/2014) [-]
like going on 4 months I think
User avatar #202 to #196 - asesiel (01/16/2014) [-]
Wow, I hope it's not too awkward.
User avatar #203 to #202 - lucariopwnz (01/16/2014) [-]
surprisingly it really isn't. But we'll see what happens lol
User avatar #206 to #203 - asesiel (01/16/2014) [-]
lol This was the only story here I could relate to is why I asked but thanks for sharing and explaining.
#210 to #206 - lucariopwnz (01/16/2014) [-]
any time man, hope all goes well for you in your endeavors.
User avatar #82 to #30 - aesguitar (01/16/2014) [-]
Couldn't you just wait a year when you are longer a client?
User avatar #198 to #82 - lucariopwnz (01/16/2014) [-]
I can (and likely will end up trying again at that time) but that's like 8 months away
User avatar #200 to #198 - aesguitar (01/16/2014) [-]
eh, mature the relationship a bit more.
User avatar #204 to #200 - lucariopwnz (01/16/2014) [-]
That's the plan
#57 - azraelthemage (01/15/2014) [-]
&gt;Be 18.    
&gt;Second Semester of college.   
&gt;First class of the semester.   
&gt;Arrive at class to find door locked.   
&gt;WTF.jpg   
&gt;Girl walks up waiting for the same class.   
&gt;8/10. Would command a starfleet with.   
&gt;We tallk.   
&gt;Apparently we went to the same high school and had a few classes together.   
&gt;After about a half hour of waiting, we start to think class was canceled.   
&gt;Ask a professor walking past us what's up.   
&gt;Says our class may have been canceled, and we should've gotten an email about it.   
&gt;I commute, and I didn't drive myself there.   
&gt;She commuted too, so she was willing to give me a ride home.   
&gt;We exchanged phone numbers in case either of us found out what happened.   
&gt;Get on computer to check email.   
&gt;Turned out the entire course was canceled rather than the one class.   
&gt;Figured Girl would know by checking her email too.   
&gt;Didn't contact her or nothing.   
&gt;About a year later, I realize the chance I missed, and I check phone to see if I still had number.   
&gt;Turned out one of the numbers didn't register when I typed it in. So, 8 out of 9 digits were present.   
&gt;MFW I realized how dense I was,  I realized I wouldn't have been able to get in touch wither her even if I tried.   
   
This is waaay past Beta. This is some Omega 			****		 here.
>Be 18.
>Second Semester of college.
>First class of the semester.
>Arrive at class to find door locked.
>WTF.jpg
>Girl walks up waiting for the same class.
>8/10. Would command a starfleet with.
>We tallk.
>Apparently we went to the same high school and had a few classes together.
>After about a half hour of waiting, we start to think class was canceled.
>Ask a professor walking past us what's up.
>Says our class may have been canceled, and we should've gotten an email about it.
>I commute, and I didn't drive myself there.
>She commuted too, so she was willing to give me a ride home.
>We exchanged phone numbers in case either of us found out what happened.
>Get on computer to check email.
>Turned out the entire course was canceled rather than the one class.
>Figured Girl would know by checking her email too.
>Didn't contact her or nothing.
>About a year later, I realize the chance I missed, and I check phone to see if I still had number.
>Turned out one of the numbers didn't register when I typed it in. So, 8 out of 9 digits were present.
>MFW I realized how dense I was, I realized I wouldn't have been able to get in touch wither her even if I tried.

This is waaay past Beta. This is some Omega **** here.
#65 to #57 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
really confusing when i am too lazy to log in all i see is

first **** of the semester
arrive at **** to find door locked
girl waiting for same ****
we start to think **** was canceled
says our ***** may have been canceled

im tired as hell so that could be a factor
#66 to #65 - azraelthemage (01/15/2014) [-]
Okay, this is hilarious. You gave me a good laugh. May want to log in if you want to see what it's really saying.
Okay, this is hilarious. You gave me a good laugh. May want to log in if you want to see what it's really saying.
User avatar #349 to #65 - anthonyh (01/16/2014) [-]
Why the hell is "class" censored?
#362 to #349 - azraelthemage (01/17/2014) [-]
Because I put the "ass" in "Class".
User avatar #15 - myfourthaccount (01/15/2014) [-]
> Be 18
> In girlfriends room, making out
>Her mom is in the other room
>We decide to **** , but we can't use the bed because it squaks
>She says grab a blanked and lets do it on the floor
> I grab the blanket and ******* cover her
>Realize what the **** I did
>She gives me a sarcastic "Oh thanks, I was really cold"
>Shrug it off, still had sex
>I still cringe when I think about it
#25 - bitchesbanthymine (01/15/2014) [-]
At the age of thirteen you should not be in a position to cockblock yourself.
#78 to #25 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at It's so satisfying. ** I agree, but this guy could
User avatar #241 to #25 - jacksipian (01/16/2014) [-]
i was in elementary school when i first started to think about having sex
User avatar #69 to #25 - treepump (01/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like you ain't even tryina get da pussy, man.
#83 to #25 - fauxgladiator ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
******** , the moment I realized what boobs were I wanted them.
User avatar #295 to #83 - thejusticar (01/16/2014) [-]
thats at about birth for me
#290 - gunslayer (01/16/2014) [-]
>16 years old
>brother's gf tries to hook me up with one of her friends
>hey femanon this is anon, he's bro's younger brother
>let out a sheepish "hi"
>she responds with a really hearty hi
>talk a few times now and then, nothing serious
>one day i see her near the gym locker rooms
>Oh hi femanon
>hi anon, how are you doing?
>casual small talk
>"hey anon can you come in here and tell me how i look in this?"
>sports bra
>sheepish "ok"
>go into girl's locker room
>she puts it on, gets out and shows me
>"how do i look?"
>"you look great"
>"Does it make me look hot?"
>freak out, gunslayer.exe has stopped working
>"I dunno, I'm gay".
>mfw saying that
>her face blanks out
>"ok, see you anon"
>she leaves
>never talk to her again
User avatar #328 to #290 - marconde (01/16/2014) [-]
**** up/10
User avatar #296 to #290 - wydell (01/16/2014) [-]
you ******* dumbass
User avatar #14 - ultimatebadass (01/15/2014) [-]
>Be me about 3 weeks ago
> start talking to this girl and she comes over a few times
>we hook up but haven't had sex yet because she won't **** without a condom
> have plans for her to come over 2 days later
> she tells me to get condoms before then
> have plenty of free time to go get condoms but decide to play fallout instead
> she comes over and we can't **** because fallout comes before her
we're pretty steadily ******* now but it took longer than it should have. sorry it's not the best cockblock story unless it's about condoms I usually don't do anything really stupid to cockblock myself
User avatar #17 to #14 - evebishop (01/15/2014) [-]
You chose Fallout over a girl.....

Then again I've given my boyfriend head while he played Fallout, it was kind of fun
#46 to #17 - tlstheseen (01/15/2014) [-]
You're an awesome human.
You're an awesome human.
#24 to #17 - ultimatebadass (01/15/2014) [-]
I've gotten head during skyrim, cod and battlefield from other girls. but I knew I'd get it eventually and I was really into the game at the time, I had just gotten all the new vegas DLC  plus she gives good head so I didn't mind not having sex
I've gotten head during skyrim, cod and battlefield from other girls. but I knew I'd get it eventually and I was really into the game at the time, I had just gotten all the new vegas DLC plus she gives good head so I didn't mind not having sex
User avatar #26 to #24 - evebishop (01/15/2014) [-]
Heh, did he have a mic? I'd stop if he mentioned what was going on...or if he started trash talking

On a side note, I'm just wrapping up Fallout 3...I don't want it to end yet!
User avatar #27 to #26 - ultimatebadass (01/15/2014) [-]
naw I never talk on the mic, but fallout 3 is better than new vegas in my opinion, if you get the broken steel dlc it extends the game and you can keep free roaming after the last mission
User avatar #255 to #27 - jacksipian (01/16/2014) [-]
everyone says fallout 3 was better but i didn't like fallout 3 at all, for me it was all about New Vegas and i have put so many hours into NV like, exponentially more than i have put into fallout 3, fallout 3 just gets stale and boring for me
User avatar #259 to #255 - ultimatebadass (01/16/2014) [-]
I just finished my 4th playthrough of NV so I finish it with the different factions and get achievements and played the DLC and I am starting to agree with you, the more I play it the more I like it. Fallout 3 was just one of my first RPG's other than oblivion so those two will always be my favorite games, I just remember how much fun I had my first time playing but I can see you liking NV better
User avatar #260 to #259 - jacksipian (01/16/2014) [-]
ok, i have to thank you for not starting a flame war with me here, all of my friends think I'm ******* insane for liking NV better and i was afraid of you acting the same way when i said that, thanks for being cool about it, and yeah, oblivion was my first big RPG game, not counting fire emblem and i prefer that over skyrim too
ok NOW i think you hate me
User avatar #263 to #260 - ultimatebadass (01/16/2014) [-]
oh no problem, but believe it or not I like oblivion more than skyrim too aha I think your first RPG's will always be the best. anything Bethesda is awesome except brink
User avatar #266 to #263 - jacksipian (01/16/2014) [-]
it just seemed like there was so much more to do in oblivion, i beat both of skyrims main quests and all of the guilds in no time and it was just boring i even explored a lot and it was still boring but i have put over 300 hours and several characters into oblivion and i have never once beaten the game because there is so much to do and i keep finding new stuff and i love running around shutting down the oblivion portals and stuff, and i only did the knights of the nine quests last month, i love that game so ******* much and i think skyrim is overhyped
User avatar #269 to #266 - ultimatebadass (01/16/2014) [-]
yeah skyrim focused too much on smithing, enchanting and **** like that, which I didn't really do or enjoy but oblivion just had unlimited content it seemed
User avatar #270 to #269 - jacksipian (01/16/2014) [-]
it did! and it seemed like it broke lore if you were anything but Nord and i hated that because i only play Argonian
because being a ninja Godzilla is ******* badass!
#92 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
>8th grade
>3/10 chick in class
>ohmyallah.bat
>beta as **** tho
>tell her to i need some help with some homework
>'no way weirdo, **** off'
>rape her
>get fired from school
>must legally tell everyone i live next to i got laid
>best day ever
User avatar #265 to #92 - matriculator (01/16/2014) [-]
>ohmyallah.bat

#Buried
User avatar #267 to #92 - advicedude (01/16/2014) [-]
>got laid
User avatar #347 to #92 - anthonyh (01/16/2014) [-]
That had more unexpected twists than a ******* shamalamadingdong movie
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