Master of Romance II. Again, I'd probably do something like this and cockblock myself.... 33525399551 " - times you me tset my mom' s friends house pitying with 4Chan romance greentext
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #5 - fjanony
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>be 18
>on a concert drunk as hell
>in front of stage, first row
>put arm across an 8/10 that I didn't know and start headbanging
>she headbangs with me
>start making out
>it gets hot, neck kissing, biting, feeling under clothes
>decide to go somewhere private
>she asks if I have a car, which I don't but a friend does
>go get keys from a friend who was about 20m away
>I get keys, and am on my way to the girl
>there is a crowd of girls and I forgot how she looks like
>******.jpg
>return to first row and continue headbanging
User avatar #109 to #5 - nozepicker
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You must be Swedish.
#191 to #5 - cazabrow
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Oh god wow.
Oh god wow.
User avatar #294 to #5 - imaschizo
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What band?
User avatar #356 to #294 - fjanony
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Guns 2 rosses, it's a british guns'n rosses cover band.
Even had a nice chat with the guitarist afterwards.
#23 to #5 - asdflower
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wow dude, i feel for you
#302 to #5 - pimpjesus
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"on a concert drunk as hell"
#157 to #5 - deckbox
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were you in China and she was Chinese?
#297 to #5 - artjunk
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Wave in the general direction of the crowd of girls, shouting "Come on!". She'll more than likely see you, and could score you an extra player or two. Bing, bang, boom your co-op just turned into a multiplayer, friend.
Wave in the general direction of the crowd of girls, shouting "Come on!". She'll more than likely see you, and could score you an extra player or two. Bing, bang, boom your co-op just turned into a multiplayer, friend.
User avatar #71 to #5 - wba
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at least you enjoyed the concert
#10 to #5 - badmonkey
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Had me laughing harder than the content
User avatar #8 - hudis
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>be 13-14
>girl I knew had her house to herself a few days during summer
>she tells me to come to her and have some fun
>we make out and touch each other and stuff but no more
>says she doesn't wanna do it without condom
>she texts me a few days later
>"i have condoms now, parents won't be home tomorrow, come on over"
>I text back "no thank you"
>realise what I've done half a second after

To this day I have no idea what I was thinking. She did take my virginity three years later, though, simply because she thought it was hers to take and that I owed her as much. She was pretty cool.
#41 to #8 - lasmamoe
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>"i have condoms now, parents won't be home tomorrow, come on over"
>I text back "no thank you"
User avatar #247 to #41 - twi
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ya i read it too
User avatar #352 to #247 - lasmamoe
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Are you sure
#332 to #8 - anon id: 32b844a7
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>4chan
>started this little arrow thing u schlong smokers are doing
>lolololol funnyjunk poormans 4chan.
User avatar #161 to #8 - HardyUndertook
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this is my favorite story ever
User avatar #192 to #8 - cazabrow
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So you texted "No thankyou" and just left it at that?

Didn't text back sayin you dun goofed?
User avatar #205 to #192 - hudis
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I can't remember exactly what was said (this was almost 7 years ago) but she was pretty confused and annoyed and angry with me so there wasn't much saving it.
User avatar #103 to #8 - schwerdaddy
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Why not say "oops sorry wrong person" once you realized what you did?
User avatar #104 to #103 - hudis
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Because I was 13 years old. 13-year-olds are generally not that smart.
User avatar #33 to #8 - naitsabesh
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what on earth made you think "no thank you" would be a fitting answer?
User avatar #67 to #33 - hudis
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I don't think I was thinking at all in that moment
User avatar #77 to #8 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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She thought your virginity was hers to take?
Who the **** does she think she is?
User avatar #84 to #77 - hudis
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She wasn't entirely serious about it, and we'd been close+flirty for a long time so it was a natural thing to half-joke about.
User avatar #88 to #77 - hudis
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Besides, I didn't care who took my virginity and still don't, so I didn't mind.
User avatar #89 to #88 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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I'm not saying anything bad about you, I just thought it was a cunty thing for her to say
User avatar #90 to #89 - hudis
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Hah, yeah. She was always cheeky.
#358 to #77 - taurusguy
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Someone hot enough for a horny 16 year old?
User avatar #61 to #8 - neokun
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Atleast you were polite.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Omnomnomynous
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>owed her as much
Damn she wanted that D
User avatar #9 to #8 - hates [OP]
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>Come on over and have sex with me
>"no thank you"

You sir are a master at romance
#273 to #9 - theheartship
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He is an alpha!!!
User avatar #251 to #9 - optimussum
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your greentext is green
User avatar #257 to #251 - hates [OP]
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It's magic
User avatar #2 - shadowstepone
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>be 14
>be on cruise ship
>meet qt in the teen lounge thing, she's 15
>we hit it off
>one night, she invites me to the hottubs, no one else there
>make out
>decide to ****
>think we can do it in the bathroom
>look for a handicap bathroom for 10 minutes (to be alone)
>we strip
>put her on sink
>about to put it in
>sink breaks
>i say "i guess you were heavier than we thought"
i'm 22 now, i still want to kill myself every time i think about it
#287 to #2 - MyNameIsntCrookers
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watched two of my tall white guy friends hook it up with this other asian dude (me being the first) in a hot tub on a cruise ship. Live porn is pretty interesting, but they didn't like the part where I actively was masturbating under the jets    
>me and other asian guy's face when
watched two of my tall white guy friends hook it up with this other asian dude (me being the first) in a hot tub on a cruise ship. Live porn is pretty interesting, but they didn't like the part where I actively was masturbating under the jets
>me and other asian guy's face when
User avatar #120 to #2 - jamesisnotreal
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see, all these post at 14/13/15 i would have been ******* stuttering all over the ******* place, not to mention probably would know what to do... but i'm guessing your not a virgin now are you?
#16 to #2 - sonofagun
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This is beautiful
#12 - fauxgladiator
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>Be 13
>In girlfriends closet
>Play wrestling
>Gets intimate
>start fingering her over her underwear
>ask her if it feels good
>smell my finger
>"WTF, I thought girls peed out of there butt"
>moment ruined
mfw I truly thought girls peed out of there butt for years cause of a ******** from elementary school.
User avatar #300 to #12 - artjunk
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Ryan?
#133 to #12 - paintskillz
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>I thought girls peed out their butt
User avatar #64 to #12 - olegdobrynin
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Did you ever leave the closet after that?
User avatar #80 to #64 - fauxgladiator
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Yes, we continued to date for some time but the mood was ruined and I never got a chance to redeem myself.
#29 to #12 - slunchy
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User avatar #40 - charagrin
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I have a good one.

>Be me

Thats it.
#52 to #40 - thefunnyside
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I actually laughed out loud to that one   
   
 I can relate    
   
  
I actually laughed out loud to that one

I can relate

 
User avatar #3 - terafyde
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>be 16
>Beta as **** didn't know what being hit on was like However now later in life I realise I was flirted on a lot not so much anymore though
>At a party of my best friend
>Play truth or dare
>Get dared to go down onmy closest female friend
>She was more than willing
>Go into closet
>Do it and she came after what felt like eternity
>She tells me to **** her
>So no I just did the dare

I realised at 11PM that day what the **** she just said.
User avatar #7 to #3 - milomcrobbie
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......why.
User avatar #197 to #3 - flomosho
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What does go down onmy closest female friend mean
#231 to #197 - anon id: 6bf384f5
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oral sex
User avatar #232 to #231 - flomosho
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oh hurp
#319 to #3 - anon id: 9cf6109f
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#215 to #3 - rabidaardvark
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>be 22
>no idea what being hit on feels like
>read story about someone's experiences at 16
>get depressed
User avatar #6 to #3 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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I feel bad for you, but imagine the girl hearing you say that.
User avatar #291 to #6 - terafyde
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Oh ****... she must felt bad.
#1 - HellsSponge
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"you're it duh"
"you're it duh"
#48 - jayeti
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>be 18
>16 yo girl comes over just to watch some movie
>making out on the bed
>I grab her ass and she smiles
>she whispers into my ear "has anybody been in this bed before me?"
>I say "Yeah, Andrew"
>she storms out of my house
>mfw im stright and it was a joke
#126 to #48 - chubbies
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Nice save dude. That ****** statutory.
User avatar #128 to #126 - ryderjbudde
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Not everywhere.
#139 to #128 - chubbies
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Oh. I guess I didn't think about that.
User avatar #350 to #126 - rockamekishiko
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only if someone tells
User avatar #262 to #126 - hektoroftroy
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Age of consent is 16, and as long at the person isn't a day over 4 years older than you that ****** legal.
#25 - bitchesbanthymine
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At the age of thirteen you should not be in a position to cockblock yourself.
User avatar #69 to #25 - treepump
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Sounds like you ain't even tryina get da pussy, man.
#78 to #25 - anon id: 1957b7a7
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at It's so satisfying. ** I agree, but this guy could
User avatar #241 to #25 - jacksipian
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i was in elementary school when i first started to think about having sex
User avatar #83 to #25 - fauxgladiator
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********, the moment I realized what boobs were I wanted them.
User avatar #295 to #83 - thejusticar
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thats at about birth for me
#11 - dublkros
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christmas, my gf finally gets up the courage to give me a blowjob (something to do with thinking she'd be bad at it) not knowing what to do with a cock, she asks me "ok, so how do you want me to do this?"
being a jerk, i say "WITH YOUR MOUTH!" and can't stop laughing for 20 minutes. didn't get any head
#86 to #11 - bastardusnorvegi
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read it as "my grandma"
User avatar #94 to #11 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Totally worth it though.