Master of Romance II. Again, I'd probably do something like this and cockblock myself.... 33525399551 " - times you me tset my mom' s friends house pitying with 4Chan romance greentext
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User avatar #5 - fjanony (01/15/2014) [+] (22 replies)
>be 18
>on a concert drunk as hell
>in front of stage, first row
>put arm across an 8/10 that I didn't know and start headbanging
>she headbangs with me
>start making out
>it gets hot, neck kissing, biting, feeling under clothes
>decide to go somewhere private
>she asks if I have a car, which I don't but a friend does
>go get keys from a friend who was about 20m away
>I get keys, and am on my way to the girl
>there is a crowd of girls and I forgot how she looks like
> ****** .jpg
>return to first row and continue headbanging
User avatar #8 - hudis ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (23 replies)
>be 13-14
>girl I knew had her house to herself a few days during summer
>she tells me to come to her and have some fun
>we make out and touch each other and stuff but no more
>says she doesn't wanna do it without condom
>she texts me a few days later
>"i have condoms now, parents won't be home tomorrow, come on over"
>I text back "no thank you"
>realise what I've done half a second after

To this day I have no idea what I was thinking. She did take my virginity three years later, though, simply because she thought it was hers to take and that I owed her as much. She was pretty cool.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hates (01/15/2014) [-]
>Come on over and have sex with me
>"no thank you"

You sir are a master at romance
User avatar #2 - shadowstepone (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>be 14
>be on cruise ship
>meet qt in the teen lounge thing, she's 15
>we hit it off
>one night, she invites me to the hottubs, no one else there
>make out
>decide to ****
>think we can do it in the bathroom
>look for a handicap bathroom for 10 minutes (to be alone)
>we strip
>put her on sink
>about to put it in
>sink breaks
>i say "i guess you were heavier than we thought"
i'm 22 now, i still want to kill myself every time i think about it
#12 - fauxgladiator (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Be 13
>In girlfriends closet
>Play wrestling
>Gets intimate
>start fingering her over her underwear
>ask her if it feels good
>smell my finger
>"WTF, I thought girls peed out of there butt"
>moment ruined
mfw I truly thought girls peed out of there butt for years cause of a ******** from elementary school.
User avatar #40 - charagrin (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I have a good one.

>Be me

Thats it.
User avatar #3 - terafyde (01/15/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>be 16
>Beta as **** didn't know what being hit on was like However now later in life I realise I was flirted on a lot not so much anymore though
>At a party of my best friend
>Play truth or dare
>Get dared to go down onmy closest female friend
>She was more than willing
>Go into closet
>Do it and she came after what felt like eternity
>She tells me to **** her
>So no I just did the dare

I realised at 11PM that day what the **** she just said.
#1 - HellsSponge ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
"you're it duh"
"you're it duh"
#48 - jayeti (01/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>be 18
>16 yo girl comes over just to watch some movie
>making out on the bed
>I grab her ass and she smiles
>she whispers into my ear "has anybody been in this bed before me?"
>I say "Yeah, Andrew"
>she storms out of my house
>mfw im stright and it was a joke
#25 - bitchesbanthymine (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
At the age of thirteen you should not be in a position to cockblock yourself.
#11 - dublkros (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
christmas, my gf finally gets up the courage to give me a blowjob (something to do with thinking she'd be bad at it) not knowing what to do with a cock, she asks me "ok, so how do you want me to do this?"
being a jerk, i say "WITH YOUR MOUTH!" and can't stop laughing for 20 minutes. didn't get any head
User avatar #15 - myfourthaccount (01/15/2014) [-]
> Be 18
> In girlfriends room, making out
>Her mom is in the other room
>We decide to **** , but we can't use the bed because it squaks
>She says grab a blanked and lets do it on the floor
> I grab the blanket and ******* cover her
>Realize what the **** I did
>She gives me a sarcastic "Oh thanks, I was really cold"
>Shrug it off, still had sex
>I still cringe when I think about it
#60 - kibbleking ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>be me
>13
>don't have or try to have sex because I'm thirteen.

It's a joke calm down.
#112 - WtfStrawberries (01/16/2014) [+] (11 replies)
When i was 8 i basically had lesbian sex for ice cream. I sold myself for ice cream, and it was competely worth it.
User avatar #38 - gammajk (01/15/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>be me
>be a socially awkward recluse in school
>never even get close to having a girlfriend
>get out of school
>only talk to people when i have to at work
>no gf in sight
****
User avatar #22 - ihaveablackfrend (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 18
>Have girlfriend over
>Making out in the basement
>She says, "I want you"
>Start taking belt off
>She points out something on my face
>I point out something on her face
>Blood from my nose on both of our faces
>Clean up and try to stop nose bleed for 30min
>Mother calls us up for dinner
>Mother notices traces of blood on Girlfriend's pants and face.
>Never had girlfriend over again
>Still a virgin and brake up a month later
#85 - fefe (01/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 14
>Girl I was friends with always wanted to hang out
>hanging out alone one day
>Playing video games, etc
>starts coming onto me
>no idea what to do, things get really awkward
>tell her that I think she should go
>no regrets because he turned out to be creepy as **** and stalking me.
#87 to #85 - demoraler (01/16/2014) [-]
>no regrets because he turned out to be creepy as **** and stalking me.
>no regrets because he turned out
>he.
User avatar #14 - ultimatebadass (01/15/2014) [+] (12 replies)
>Be me about 3 weeks ago
> start talking to this girl and she comes over a few times
>we hook up but haven't had sex yet because she won't **** without a condom
> have plans for her to come over 2 days later
> she tells me to get condoms before then
> have plenty of free time to go get condoms but decide to play fallout instead
> she comes over and we can't **** because fallout comes before her
we're pretty steadily ******* now but it took longer than it should have. sorry it's not the best cockblock story unless it's about condoms I usually don't do anything really stupid to cockblock myself
#30 - lucariopwnz (01/15/2014) [+] (10 replies)
here's my story... not so much a cockblock on myself but still sucks

>Graduate college move to new town to work in grandfather's gun shop
>Decide to join martial arts school since I studied for 7 years before/during college
>Super cute girl works there, also brown belt and could likely kick my ass
>Therefore even hotter in my opinion
>Start talking, hang out a few times, first girl I have genuine interest in, in like 4+ years
>Finally get the courage to ask her out
>"I was afraid you'd ask that, I really wish I could but I'm not allowed to date clients"
>She's like a financial director at the academy and therefore works with everyone's personal information and money ****
>I'm locked into school contract for a year...
#57 - azraelthemage (01/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Be 18.    
>Second Semester of college.   
>First class of the semester.   
>Arrive at class to find door locked.   
>WTF.jpg   
>Girl walks up waiting for the same class.   
>8/10. Would command a starfleet with.   
>We tallk.   
>Apparently we went to the same high school and had a few classes together.   
>After about a half hour of waiting, we start to think class was canceled.   
>Ask a professor walking past us what's up.   
>Says our class may have been canceled, and we should've gotten an email about it.   
>I commute, and I didn't drive myself there.   
>She commuted too, so she was willing to give me a ride home.   
>We exchanged phone numbers in case either of us found out what happened.   
>Get on computer to check email.   
>Turned out the entire course was canceled rather than the one class.   
>Figured Girl would know by checking her email too.   
>Didn't contact her or nothing.   
>About a year later, I realize the chance I missed, and I check phone to see if I still had number.   
>Turned out one of the numbers didn't register when I typed it in. So, 8 out of 9 digits were present.   
>MFW I realized how dense I was,  I realized I wouldn't have been able to get in touch wither her even if I tried.   
   
This is waaay past Beta. This is some Omega 			****		 here.
>Be 18.
>Second Semester of college.
>First class of the semester.
>Arrive at class to find door locked.
>WTF.jpg
>Girl walks up waiting for the same class.
>8/10. Would command a starfleet with.
>We tallk.
>Apparently we went to the same high school and had a few classes together.
>After about a half hour of waiting, we start to think class was canceled.
>Ask a professor walking past us what's up.
>Says our class may have been canceled, and we should've gotten an email about it.
>I commute, and I didn't drive myself there.
>She commuted too, so she was willing to give me a ride home.
>We exchanged phone numbers in case either of us found out what happened.
>Get on computer to check email.
>Turned out the entire course was canceled rather than the one class.
>Figured Girl would know by checking her email too.
>Didn't contact her or nothing.
>About a year later, I realize the chance I missed, and I check phone to see if I still had number.
>Turned out one of the numbers didn't register when I typed it in. So, 8 out of 9 digits were present.
>MFW I realized how dense I was, I realized I wouldn't have been able to get in touch wither her even if I tried.

This is waaay past Beta. This is some Omega **** here.
#290 - gunslayer (01/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>16 years old
>brother's gf tries to hook me up with one of her friends
>hey femanon this is anon, he's bro's younger brother
>let out a sheepish "hi"
>she responds with a really hearty hi
>talk a few times now and then, nothing serious
>one day i see her near the gym locker rooms
>Oh hi femanon
>hi anon, how are you doing?
>casual small talk
>"hey anon can you come in here and tell me how i look in this?"
>sports bra
>sheepish "ok"
>go into girl's locker room
>she puts it on, gets out and shows me
>"how do i look?"
>"you look great"
>"Does it make me look hot?"
>freak out, gunslayer.exe has stopped working
>"I dunno, I'm gay".
>mfw saying that
>her face blanks out
>"ok, see you anon"
>she leaves
>never talk to her again
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