Mara Je Wana. . u semptember 24 tta Witnessed the devastating effects of the drug knern as marijuana last night when this guy came into and bought Testates. He
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Mara Je Wana

u semptember 24 tta
Witnessed the devastating effects of the drug knern as
marijuana last night when this guy came into and
bought Testates. He looked down at the Termites he had
purchased and a frown appeared en his face. He then
Geeked at me with his glazed, red eyes and said "Ah ****
man Iwanted Doritos".
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#43 to #26 - tacticalbacon (11/07/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** , marijuana dosen't do that.
#45 to #44 - tacticalbacon (11/07/2013) [-]
oh,I'm going to go masturbate then....
#136 to #26 - foreveragunner (11/07/2013) [-]
at least it doesn't affect your guitar skills
User avatar #15 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
I am Tostitos and i can confirm this
#48 to #15 - snoppslickarn (11/07/2013) [-]
your profile pic is giving me a boner
User avatar #98 to #15 - dairybun (11/07/2013) [-]
I am... something, ah man, what were we talking about? I'm hungry.
User avatar #18 to #15 - wotterpatch (11/07/2013) [-]
i am confirm and i can tostito this
User avatar #19 to #18 - tostito (11/07/2013) [-]
I am jeminuzback and i can wotterpatch this
User avatar #20 to #19 - patwed (11/07/2013) [-]
I this can and stoner confirm
User avatar #21 to #20 - godhatesusall (11/07/2013) [-]
I devastating Dortitos and I comment Tabitha confirm.
User avatar #25 to #21 - EnergizierAnon (11/07/2013) [-]
i am the one ring and can confirm i rule them all.
User avatar #77 to #25 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
I am gaben and I cant confirm half life 3
User avatar #87 to #77 - EnergizierAnon (11/07/2013) [-]
i am the laughing man and can confirm this thread is funny.
#34 - redbannerman (11/07/2013) [-]
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Stoners who use clothing, paper and rope as reasons to legalize marijuana, are ******* morons.
Stoners who are for medical marijuana as a reason to legalize are ******* morons.
Stoners who are for the commercial use of marijuana simply because they want to get high.... actually have their **** straight.
User avatar #67 to #34 - mcroflskates (11/07/2013) [-]
Honestly, I don't mind either way. Either way people are going to smoke, the only difference is who the money goes to.
#96 to #34 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
Also, hemp was this country's main cash crop before it was illegalized, it was the backbone of Murica. And getting high is awesome
#123 to #34 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
whycantwehaveboth.jpg. Stop being a raging idiot.
#110 to #34 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/07/2013) [-]
Hemp, the plant that can be used for clothing, paper, rope, and food, is currently illegal to cultivate because of its relation to marijuana in spite of the fact that it can't get you high. Hemp is a really useful plant that was only banned because it threatened the textile and paper industries, and it used to be a huge cash crop for America.

Marijuana has a long list of medical uses, and claiming otherwise makes you a moron. However, using that as a reason for legalizing recreational use doesn't make any sense as those reasons only support its use as a medicine.

I don't even smoke, but you should know what you're talking about before you start raging against stoners.
User avatar #53 to #34 - lasmamoe (11/07/2013) [-]
All of those reasons are good reasons for legalizing a plant that has so many benefits.
#56 to #53 - redbannerman (11/07/2013) [-]
Yes, I know that. It's WHY the PEOPLE want it legalized. The first two examples of absolute tomfoolery are just excuses. Yes, legalize the plant for clothes, paper and other things, it says ********* about using it at home for you know why. It's not that those are bad things, mind you, it's that they're being used as excuses rather than reasons. If you want to legalize hemp ropes, papers and other things just for its usefulness then good on you. Same for medical marijuana, but don't walk up to me with the ******** excuse of, "Hey, man. Look I can make clothes with this stuff, lemme get high." THAT is what I'm arguing against. I'm arguing against a ******** argument, not the subject as a whole.
User avatar #57 to #56 - lasmamoe (11/07/2013) [-]
The whole point is that a plant which is so incredibly useful for everything, is being kept away because people might smoke it.

It would be very silly (and impossible) to legalize the plant and allow people to grow it on their property and yet not allow them to smoke it.

Just legalize it, for all uses. Instead of this back and forth ******** .

80% of the people in my country are for legalization, and yet nothings happened yet.
#59 to #57 - redbannerman (11/07/2013) [-]
I'm not against people smoking it ONLY to get high. I'm against them not arguing their case effectively.
#76 to #34 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
No I'm for medical use as does have that but of course I want it for pesnal use to be legal too and no I don't say blaze that **** 420 err day crap want it legal so don't have Rory about being arrests for it it less harmful doesnt mean harmless moderation is key to anything you enjoy in life after there those who die due play video game or 25+ hours there those who get debited at age 18 due drink to much soda or eaten to many surgery snacks moderation kids so you don't **** yourself up
#95 to #34 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
But it's been shown to shrink the size of tumors though, www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/pdq/cam/cannabis/healthprofessional/page4

So, to say you dislike people who want it for medicinal purposes is pretty ignorant. Well, this is Funnyjunk so that's to be expected.
User avatar #124 to #34 - gayboard (11/07/2013) [-]
I highly disagree.

I've never smoked weed ever, but if I did I would think I'd want it legalized.
#72 to #34 - turtlespear (11/07/2013) [-]
The clothing paper and rope aspects have to do with why it was illegalized in the first place

I agree that people who only try to legalize for the medical benefits are generally just being shifty.

OF COURSE we want to smoke it, what're you high?
User avatar #75 to #34 - gmarrox (11/07/2013) [-]
I do want it legal for recreational use, but the reason i started smoking it in the first place is it's the only thing that helps my chronic stomach pain.
#58 to #34 - tjocksnorris (11/07/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with just wanting it legalized because geting high is fun
Whats wrong with just wanting it legalized because geting high is fun
#60 to #58 - redbannerman (11/07/2013) [-]
Under certain circumstances, it probably is. I'll never know.
#61 to #60 - tjocksnorris (11/07/2013) [-]
Well its optional
#62 to #61 - redbannerman (11/07/2013) [-]
As I said umpteen times by now. I'm not against legalization, I'm a against ******* arguments. By all means smoke the stuff till you're silly in the head, I honestly could care less at this point.
User avatar #65 to #62 - shaftyface ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Don't you mean you couldn't care less?
#70 to #34 - jabadagriffins (11/07/2013) [-]
Clothing, food, oil blah blah the list goes on is why marijuana is illegal not the other way around.   
The list of medical uses for marijuana is over 250, the people who could benefit from it should have it. This is another reason why it is still illegal, how are large pill companies supposed to make 			****		 tons of money off one of the easiest to grow plants?    
   
And lastly the reason why most stoners actually want pot legalised is because people should be allowed to do what ever 			*******		 drug they want, if it be alcohol, cocaine or marijuana it is not my place to tell them no, they will do it anyway.    
   
Not a stoner i drink booze because i can not lose my job for that, i am just saying.
Clothing, food, oil blah blah the list goes on is why marijuana is illegal not the other way around.
The list of medical uses for marijuana is over 250, the people who could benefit from it should have it. This is another reason why it is still illegal, how are large pill companies supposed to make **** tons of money off one of the easiest to grow plants?

And lastly the reason why most stoners actually want pot legalised is because people should be allowed to do what ever ******* drug they want, if it be alcohol, cocaine or marijuana it is not my place to tell them no, they will do it anyway.

Not a stoner i drink booze because i can not lose my job for that, i am just saying.
#115 to #70 - BigDoktor (11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah but stoners don't really care for that 			****		. They just want to make weed look like the next broccoli or some 			****		. Come on. Do you really care about 			*******		 rope that much? No. You want to get high, and that's fine.
Yeah but stoners don't really care for that **** . They just want to make weed look like the next broccoli or some **** . Come on. Do you really care about ******* rope that much? No. You want to get high, and that's fine.
User avatar #130 to #115 - yutdollacwwwthree (11/07/2013) [-]
and alas, all the stoners on fj have shown their true colors
#37 - europe (11/07/2013) [-]
Those evil corporations
Copying other brand names, making stoners suffer
#88 - neznanc **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
#7 - iknowafatguy (11/06/2013) [-]
it takes a lot to make me burst into laughter in my class haha but you did it have a thumb
#51 - yunomew (11/07/2013) [-]
i once told a person i wouldn't kill them when i was high, but those were some amazing pancakes.
#137 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
**** weed
enjoy your anxiety/panic attacks later on, fgt´s
User avatar #46 - toensix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who get's an insanely dry mouth when he smokes? I like getting high but this stops me from really enjoying it. It also lasts for as long as my high lasts so when I go to sleep I wake three times a night to drink 5 glasses of water.
User avatar #47 to #46 - cumbersome (11/07/2013) [-]
I used to get it way bad for some reason but i don't really at all anymore. No idea why
#81 to #47 - shareacokewith (11/07/2013) [-]
different weed has different effects on dry mouth. The weed I've been getting for the past three months gives me a bit of dry mouth, munchies, and relaxes me, whereas the weed I was getting before that from a different guy was giving me really bad dry mouth, giggles, and paranoia.

All depends on the strand to be honest mate.
#50 to #46 - Clonious (11/07/2013) [-]
It's just Cottonmouth, it's perfectly normal.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cottonmouth
User avatar #52 to #46 - heartlessrobot (11/07/2013) [-]
Well, never done weed so I don't know if it'll work, but Sobe always fixes dry mouth for me right away.
#80 to #52 - jragonflie (11/07/2013) [-]
You've never done weed?? I've done like 5 weeds!
User avatar #85 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I rarely ever get that dry. Besides, I always have plenty of water or other liquid at my disposal.
User avatar #79 to #46 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
Most everyone gets cotten mouth, but it depends on the weed. Some strains can actually get rid of cotton mouth when you smoke them, but they're really hard to come by in my experience.
User avatar #55 to #46 - lasmamoe (11/07/2013) [-]
When who smokes?
User avatar #64 to #46 - dederplaol (11/07/2013) [-]
everyone gets cotton mouth, trick isn't to drink water a hundred times, trick is to have the water in your mouth so it sucks it up
worked for me at least
#122 - gibroner (11/07/2013) [-]
Seriously guys you shouldn't smoke weed. One time my friend got really potted up on weed and decided he wanted to go get some snacks. So he got into his car and drove to the local super market. Then he drove home. It wasn't until he pulled into his driveway that he realized what he had done. He drove the whole way there and back with his windshield wipers on... it wasn't even raining.
User avatar #135 to #122 - lotengo ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Seriously guys, you should not drive while smoking weed. Not trying to be funny here, stoned driving is begging for car accidents
User avatar #102 - meuk (11/07/2013) [-]
i am 12 and what is bp
User avatar #121 to #102 - garfvader (11/07/2013) [-]
Remember that giant devastating oil spill from a few years back
it was all over the news, it was called
THE BP OIL SPILL

User avatar #140 to #121 - meuk (11/07/2013) [-]
i know what the oil company BP is i was just focusing my brain on a fast food joint when reading this
#118 to #102 - nickbeauchamp (11/07/2013) [-]
You're 12?   
   
Damn I wish I was 12 again, everything was so much easier
You're 12?

Damn I wish I was 12 again, everything was so much easier
#105 to #102 - huffelsnuff (11/07/2013) [-]
British Petroleum?
#108 to #107 - huffelsnuff (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh **** , you were being sarcastic?
User avatar #109 to #108 - meuk (11/07/2013) [-]
akchually no, my food chain list stops after macdonalds, burger king and KFC
User avatar #113 to #109 - piratechicken (11/07/2013) [-]
It's not a food chain though. It's a gas station.
User avatar #116 to #113 - meuk (11/07/2013) [-]
ah.
User avatar #117 to #116 - zaruthalus (11/07/2013) [-]
I thought it meant Boston Pizza though... That's a food place, not very good in my opinion though hahaha
User avatar #139 - lordscooby (11/07/2013) [-]
do any of you people know that the subject of legalizing marijuana for the entire country is now being approached in congress? finally, they're getting to the important issues
User avatar #138 - tacogrenade (11/07/2013) [-]
Look i actually liked when people had good counter arguments on why you should REALLY not smoke bud but now... Its joke after joke after joke....
#131 - rhc (11/07/2013) [-]
I know that exact feeling!
I know that exact feeling!
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