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Manly Dad

Manly Dad Stories
Deriving down street
Sstill learning howto drive
Fearfull cut us effin piece of **** leaner car
tells me to tail them and horn
kl horn a funtimes
pull ever as do I
tells mete "Stay here"
gets out and walks ever
Deriver heaney already out of car
Hells off Dad
punches him in the jaw
Aother beaners start to get out
run Ivette fallen leaner. stay away hem dad
walks back and gets in car
Hells me as calm as could be ''I ean' t stand being insulted. When Wu get insulted stand up "
derive to subway
ewe get seme sandwiches
pic related
its how i see my dad
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#14 - niggerlips (11/11/2013) [-]
this is pretty much my dad
#24 - darkefoxe (11/11/2013) [-]
>Similar Story about my grandfather
>1969 Nova pet project
>Big block V-8
>So much power cracks windshield if revved hard
>Teenager in stock '69 Camaro thinks he's hot stuff
>Revs engine at red light
>Grandfather plays it cool and drives off slowly
>Reach about 40 mph
>Floors it
>Burns out hardcore
>Look on teen's face is priceless
>Teen disappears from sight

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#15 - atomicfuckenjohns Comment deleted by yinyan [-]
User avatar #16 to #15 - spiceycoughdrop (11/11/2013) [-]
Hypocrisy at it's finest
User avatar #73 to #15 - zlawliet ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
It's called "hypocrisy", it's very common.
User avatar #32 to #15 - theexo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
To be fair it's the son doing the racial insulting
User avatar #49 to #32 - hudis (11/11/2013) [-]
Bigotry often comes from the parents.
#58 to #49 - Rascal (11/11/2013) [-]
not in this day and age, all it really takes it leaving the suburbs and a new racist is born everyday, my parents don't care about race and /pol/ is my home board
User avatar #65 to #49 - mulciber ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
***** , this is the internet age. I call everything that has a heartbeat, and many things that don't a fag of some variety.
#56 to #49 - creepycreeper (11/11/2013) [-]
"often" :v
#22 - arsyro (11/11/2013) [-]
>Be 16    
>Me and dad driving in his new project 1969 and 1/2 mustang    
>still looks kinda old and beat up because we haven't done the exterior yet   
>the engine is supped up to Arnold Schahshfklahsdfhk status    
>v8 hemi, over drive, triple air intake    
>we're driving at night    
>stop at red light    
>douche in 2013 mustang pulls up    
>revs engine, wants to race   
>my dad's like "sure why not"   
>douche is reving his engine like no tomorrow    
>light turns green   
>douche takes off   
>my dad burns out for a good 5 seconds    
>goes from 0-90 in about 5 seconds    
>			****************************		.jpg   
>the look on the douches face when we pass him doing 160 was priceless   
>my dad's face and I's
>Be 16
>Me and dad driving in his new project 1969 and 1/2 mustang
>still looks kinda old and beat up because we haven't done the exterior yet
>the engine is supped up to Arnold Schahshfklahsdfhk status
>v8 hemi, over drive, triple air intake
>we're driving at night
>stop at red light
>douche in 2013 mustang pulls up
>revs engine, wants to race
>my dad's like "sure why not"
>douche is reving his engine like no tomorrow
>light turns green
>douche takes off
>my dad burns out for a good 5 seconds
>goes from 0-90 in about 5 seconds
> **************************** .jpg
>the look on the douches face when we pass him doing 160 was priceless
>my dad's face and I's
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#50 - whatugawkinat Comment deleted by yinyan [-]
User avatar #53 to #50 - Noah (11/11/2013) [-]
>8 kids

Well see there's your problem
#46 - goodcheese (11/11/2013) [-]
what kind of sandwiches did they get?
what kind of sandwiches did they get?
#29 - eloschmidt **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
Gaze upon my dad!
#35 to #29 - Rascal (11/11/2013) [-]
Wow, we must share the same father!
User avatar #82 to #29 - zyconx (11/11/2013) [-]
Theres no dad in that picture, were you lying to us?
User avatar #105 to #82 - eloschmidt **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
well there is no kid either... I have no dad...
User avatar #36 to #29 - kimiz (11/11/2013) [-]
**** i cant stop laughinh
User avatar #66 to #29 - microfan **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
well at leas we know you can't dance
User avatar #30 to #29 - iyellatstuff (11/11/2013) [-]
Your dad is a magnifying glass?
User avatar #41 to #29 - iamthepapercut (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm black too
User avatar #39 to #29 - kandazz (11/11/2013) [-]
So your dad's a cow that ate all the grass?
#26 - stagger (11/11/2013) [-]
**stagger rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Banana Clips ** How I see my father.
User avatar #27 to #26 - stagger (11/11/2013) [-]
Kinda explains why I've never met him I guess.
User avatar #21 - vedgetable (11/11/2013) [-]
> be 7 in a refugee camp in holland (im iranian)
>some ****** tried to steal my dads bike
> ****** caught by my dad
> ****** pulls out knife
(my dad is ex millitia from the time pahlavi was in charge)
> disarms ****** punches him in the neck and he gets K.O.ed
pre islamic iran militia must have been amazing.
User avatar #60 to #21 - achimp (11/11/2013) [-]
Forgive me if I ask stupid questions, it's just fun to talk to people from other parts of the world.

I'm assuming you're not living in Iran now, are you? Do you have any badass/crazy/weird/ stories about living in Iran?
User avatar #63 to #60 - vedgetable (11/11/2013) [-]
i dont have crazy stories of my own, but theres constant crazy **** happening in iran
people become dumb when the only alcohol they can drink is replaced by homemade moonshine.
User avatar #67 - kaosminett (11/11/2013) [-]
heres some of my dad stories
one time my mom and dad were driving and i think it was when my mom was pregnant with me
but this dude was tailgating my dad and then ended up rear ending him when my dad came to a stop
now picture a 5'11 280 lb man who's pregnant wife is in his truck and may potentially have whiplash (my mom at this point knows whats going to happen so she was saying she was fine over and over)
my dad steps out of his truck and starts walking to the dudes car, the dudes first reaction upon seeing my dad was to roll his window up
which didnt do a thing because my dad just grabbed it on the way up and broke it and then beat the **** out of the dude while he was still sitting in the driver seat then drove off

I have a couple more yay or nay?
#69 to #67 - creepyunclebob (11/11/2013) [-]
shoot
User avatar #70 to #69 - kaosminett (11/11/2013) [-]
okay
i was like 4 or 5 at this time and this guy cut my dad off, like no turn signal just wandered into my dads lane no ***** given
so at the next stop my dad gets out, walks up to the guys car, reaches in through the window and pulls the turn indicator out of the steering column, yells at the guy "WELL I GUESS YOU DONT NEED THIS ANYWAY" and hurls it away.

this one is not while driving but involves a vehicle
i was over at my dads house (parents split up because of reasons)
and we look out the front window and see this guy putting a for sale sign in my dads yard
Dad: "WHATJEOAEMFKFMJENFEANF IM NOT SELLING MY HOUSE?!!"
Runs outside, RIPS the for sale sign out of his lawn and proceeds to smash the real estate agents windshield in with the sign

When i was younger I was always like "YEAH DAD KICK HIS ASS WOOOO"
now that im older i realize my dad had a suuuuper bad temper and what he did was not okay
User avatar #72 to #70 - kaosminett (11/11/2013) [-]
oh yeah, another time while driving. this time it was just me, my dad, and my older sister in his truck.
we were about to go through an intersection that had train tracks before it, and the light changed so everyone came to a stop and it was all fine and dandy
except the guy in front of us stopped like 2 car lengths behind the guy in front of him so like 20-28 feet ish?
problem was the bed of my dads truck was still on the tracks and there was a train coming so my dad was honking his horn and hollering at the guy to move
and the guy wouldnt for some reason so my dad just rammed his truck into the guys car and we barely avoided getting annihilated by the train so my dad seeing we were free from danger took it upon himself to be that guys danger and beat the **** out of him
#71 to #70 - creepyunclebob (11/11/2013) [-]
Wow, I kinda feel like your mom dodged a bullet there
User avatar #75 to #74 - kaosminett (11/11/2013) [-]
died in 1999
#42 - yetiyitties (11/11/2013) [-]
His dad just sounds like those drunkards who hold up the line at a fast food place who starts arguments with the cashier and is overly aggressive.
His dad just sounds like those drunkards who hold up the line at a fast food place who starts arguments with the cashier and is overly aggressive.
User avatar #17 - subaqueousreach (11/11/2013) [-]
I have a similar story from a few years back.

>Dad teaching me to drive
>Some dude pulls right up to my bumper at the red light
>As soon as the light turns green he starts honking
>My dad says not to worry about it
>At the next light the guy pulls up beside us
>He rolls down his window, probably to bitch at me
>Before he opens his mouth my dad launches through his window into the other guys car and grabs him by the shirt and starts screaming in his face
>The light turns green and my dad gets back into his seat and goes back to instructing me like nothing happened.

We still haven't talked about it.
#19 to #17 - charming (11/11/2013) [-]
I'd be worried. That's not a rational reaction.
#33 to #19 - taurusguy (11/11/2013) [-]
No, it pretty much is.
#40 to #33 - charming (11/11/2013) [-]
I really don't agree. Sure you'd get anoyed, but grabbing him by the shirt and screaming about it? Even that might be reasonable enough after one hell of a day but it's "it never happened" thing at the end that screams anger management issues to me.
#55 to #40 - draaaaiven (11/11/2013) [-]
Why do you think he screamed. He was annoyed because that guy is a ******* cunt and so he screamed his anger out.
#52 to #40 - Rascal (11/11/2013) [-]
If you have a kid involved I'm sure it's a bit different man, I mean if someone ****** with my dog I'd be completely overbearing and protective, and I have. I can't even imagine what having a kid is like.
#43 - crosskill (11/11/2013) [-]
My dad is one of the most calm people I know, and never loses his temper. I have never seen him in a fight.. Mainly because he doesn't believe in fighting.
But this one time was an exception, I have never seen my dad so angry nor manly.

Sorry for use of meme arrows.

>Be 9 on a roadtrip with mom, dad and dumb sister.
>Because of cartrouble we were forced to go this café in the middle of nowhere.
>Dad asks if we can get some help with the car.
>Luckily there was a mechanic there, but the mechanic was currently busy, so we figured we were could just wait and get some food in the meantime.
>All of these people seemed rude, even the waitress was sassy and rude towards my dad when he ordered some food for us.
>Dad stays calm, collected and cheery.
>My dad walks away from the table, I don't know what for, but the next thing I see is this huge dude, picking my dad up by his collar and wanting to fight him.
>My dad explains that he has no intent to fight him.
>Said huge dude walks away and leaves my dad on the floor, unharmed except for the bruises on his ass when he got dropped on the floor.
>Dad is still chill.

Cont.
#45 to #43 - crosskill (11/11/2013) [-]
Cont. from last post.

>We hear alot of loud noises from the outside, and walk over to a window to see what the commotion is about.
>The huge dude is now smashing our car, leaving it with broken windows and in a total state of havoc.
>The dude looks over at my dad with a look that says "How about now?".
>My dad is still keeping his composure and explains that he still doesn't want to fight him.
>The huge dude walks away again, as I look at my dad with admiration for handling the situation so smoothly.
>My dad suggests that we get out of here after my mom has picked up her stuff from the café.
>Suddenly the huge dude does something really rude to my mom, I don't remember what; it doesn't really matter.
>My dad sees this.
>Engagefurioushusbandmode.
>My dad goes over to the huge dude and tells him to get ready to fight in a little while.
>This dude was beyond huge, he was massive.
>My dad stood no chance.. Unless..
> - A little while later -
>My dad and the dude gets ready to fight.
>And off they went.
>It was a pretty hectic battle, and neither was gaining ground, untill my dad picked up the pace and in a flash threw the huge man through the wall.

My dad had won the armwrestling match against Earl the huge trucker, and all of that because I built him that robotic arm attachment.
User avatar #54 to #45 - alria (11/11/2013) [-]
Darn you, Now I have to go back and rewatch that episode.
#47 - Rascal (11/11/2013) [-]
Some guy cuts you off so...
You honk at the guy and tail him.
Proceed to get out of the car and confront him.
Assault him.

Great parenting. First off your dad is lucky. The car full of Mexicans might have easily jumped him. Second you never know if someone is armed or not. Third if that was a white guy you can bet your ass your dad would be in a lengthy court battle. Fourth he put YOU in danger when he did that. Had the Mexicans actually been bad people after they got finished with your dad you can bet your ass they would have come after you. Long story short escalating a being cut off situation into a fistfight is stupid.
#89 - luckyxiii (11/11/2013) [-]
My Experience:

>17 in car with father
>2000 toyota camery seriously nothing special
>About 1 or 2am, coming back from a family friends house down the shore
>On highway cruising at about 65/70 mph
>No one else is around for miles
>Suddenly a wild car appears
>Roles up next to us and is keeping pace
>Tries hitting us
>my dads FW ******************** ?.jpg
>dad floors it, now doing atleast 100mph and other car is behind us
> Dad looks at me ************ .png
>shifts one lane over and stops on the breaks
>other car flies passed us
>Other cars reverse lights come on and hear a loud clang
>Drive passed other car to see what looks to be their entire transmission had just up and fell out

Dad and I's FW we drove by
User avatar #91 to #89 - capslockrage (11/11/2013) [-]
Sounds like ******** .
you're saying that some random person tried to hit you, while going 70mph?

Are you sure this didn't happen in GTA?
User avatar #93 to #91 - luckyxiii (11/11/2013) [-]
Have you ever been in Northern/Central New Jersey late at night on the highway? There are some crazy ************* out here.
User avatar #95 to #93 - capslockrage (11/11/2013) [-]
Crazy enough to commit a crime for absolutely no reason at all and risk their own life?
User avatar #96 to #95 - luckyxiii (11/11/2013) [-]
YES, this has happened to me twice, I **** you not.
User avatar #98 to #96 - capslockrage (11/11/2013) [-]
I think if someone tried that **** on me, I would follow them until I eventually got them out of their car, then pounded them into the ground and interrogate them as to why they're such a ******* .
User avatar #100 to #98 - luckyxiii (11/11/2013) [-]
Well I'm pretty sure my dad figured if they were crazy enough to pull that **** he wanted nothing to do with them, so we just got the **** out of there as quickly as possible.
User avatar #57 - rhc ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
what the **** ? why would you be proud of this
#104 to #57 - mitchr (11/11/2013) [-]
Why?
Why?
User avatar #44 - lmOldGreg (11/11/2013) [-]
I feel this is not such a valuable lesson.
User avatar #37 - czarbizaar (11/11/2013) [-]
just reading that made me grow a beard
#12 - kanedam ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
most hardcore (fictional) dad

source: oyaji
a must read for every manga fan...
User avatar #48 to #12 - uhidk (11/11/2013) [-]
that was beautiful.
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