Man Time. .. I write dicks on the floor with these.
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#10 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
For realsies though, cleaning with a pressure washer is a really satisfying feeling.
User avatar #42 to #10 - doctorprofessornv (06/11/2014) [-]
Can confirm, I work as a pressure washer at a theme park.
User avatar #1 - thebuttman (06/10/2014) [-]
I write dicks on the floor with these.
User avatar #2 to #1 - jackmanagan (06/10/2014) [-]
woulda guess butts
#13 to #2 - Ymiko (06/11/2014) [-]
Why not both?
Why not both?
#20 to #13 - joens (06/11/2014) [-]
That comment snapped right in place.
That comment snapped right in place.
#41 to #13 - FattyMcDoogle (06/11/2014) [-]
we all know what that is.
User avatar #8 to #1 - boneknight (06/11/2014) [-]
I was working at a hotel and did this at the back which is in front of a church hehe
#12 to #8 - duedum (06/11/2014) [-]
edgey u r so cool wish i was as cool as you

le edgey
#23 - thedungeonmaster (06/11/2014) [-]
When he's pressure washing the wooden railing
#17 - asick (06/11/2014) [-]
I too like to wash away filth and scum.
#29 to #17 - preacherQ (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes, true joy is purging the unclean
Yes, true joy is purging the unclean
#37 to #29 - datmine ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
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#18 - arcticastronaut (06/11/2014) [-]
Just watching this makes me feel good
Just watching this makes me feel good
User avatar #39 to #18 - cryingchicken (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 to #18 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Watching your GIF makes me feel good too.
#22 to #18 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
pink guy is my *****
User avatar #53 - mauerman (06/11/2014) [-]
I have spent 6 hours over the last 2 days cleaning our terrace like this.
Jesus **** is it satisfying.
User avatar #61 to #53 - holycrapimacupcake (06/11/2014) [-]
Just seeing all the dirt and grim just ******* vanish.
User avatar #65 to #61 - mauerman (06/11/2014) [-]
It's like, holy **** , these are made of concrete, not moss!
#67 to #65 - fourtwentymaki (06/11/2014) [-]
my dream is to eventually build a house that you clean with a pressure washer, no vacuum or broom, just spraying the ever loving **** out of everything. i will save so much time
User avatar #69 to #67 - mauerman (06/11/2014) [-]
You just described living in a waterpark.
But i'm game.
#47 - jackisamazingtubzy (06/11/2014) [-]
when me and my mates get hold of a jetwash (this is below 'reece's) room
User avatar #7 - kevinator ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Why the GMC Canyon picture in the end?
#70 - awesomechardey ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
**awesomechardey rolled image** wat
**awesomechardey rolled image** wat
#28 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
Beer taste like absolute piss. I don't know how or why people drink something so disgusting. and before people start calling me 12, i'm 21 actually so I could legally drink if I wanted to, I just choose not to. When I do drink I have some liquor mixed with some fruity drink in order to cover up that disgusting taste that alcohol has. But I rarely drink. Not a very healthy habit to have,
#33 to #28 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
So I drank about a dozen guinnesses last night and it was karaoke night, and I sand bohemian rhapsody, new york new york, fly me to the moon, and the greatest loe song ever written; Never gonna give you up.

I was an angel.

and apparently I took this picture when I came home last night.
User avatar #59 to #28 - scaratel (06/11/2014) [-]
You clearly haven't tried some delicious German wheat beers. You can drink that stuff like it's Ribena it's that good.
User avatar #36 to #28 - lorddarkskull (06/11/2014) [-]
Actually a little alchohol every day is very healthy.
User avatar #40 to #28 - thesimonved ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
#54 to #40 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm a pussy because beer tastes terribly?
User avatar #64 to #54 - thesimonved ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
No, because you only drink mixed flavored alcohol
#66 to #64 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
I do that because beer tastes absolutely disgusting. I'm not going to drink something that is gross just so you will think i'm manly. I like to drink things that actually tastes good.
#43 to #28 - xcoreyx (06/11/2014) [-]
Have you ever actually ******* tasted piss?? Whether or not you drink beer is totally up to you, and if you don't like the taste then that's just fine. But you cannot compare it to urine. It tastes absolutely nothing like it, and I've had the misfortune to be able to make a direct comparison. But that story is for another time. All you need to know right now is that you're a ******* idiot.
#51 to #43 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
It still tastes terribly.
#44 to #28 - graydiggy (06/11/2014) [-]
beer is an acquired taste, you uncultured **** .
#55 to #44 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
"acquired taste" just means it tastes like **** but you get used to it

#58 to #55 - itsbendingtime (06/11/2014) [-]
> ********

go back to tumblr, faggot
#50 to #44 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm not just going to drink something that tastes disgusting just because maybe one day i'll get used to how disgusting it tastes and wont mind as much. **** that.
User avatar #31 to #28 - wheresthefudge (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm not overly fond of bell peppers.
User avatar #35 to #28 - stonerjesus (06/11/2014) [-]
Stop drinking ****** beer. Problem solved.
#56 to #35 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
Stop making beer that doesn't taste good. Problem solved.
User avatar #60 to #56 - stonerjesus (06/11/2014) [-]
You're preaching to the choir, buddy. I don't manufacture beer, I just buy beer that actually tastes good. So no Bud, no Miller, and CERTAINLY not Coors ******* beer-flavored water and instead drink Guinness, Blue Moon, or ******* Shock Top if you're a pussy.
#68 to #60 - onecommentonlyone (06/11/2014) [-]
Not to be a dick, but Guiness is a stout, not really a beer. But I fully agree with the rest of your comment, if you like stronger lagers, you should try and get a hold of some Mahour Cinco Esrellas, Spanish lager that is really, really good.
#38 to #28 - itsbendingtime (06/11/2014) [-]
stop drinking american "light" beer.
User avatar #62 to #28 - leonhardt (06/11/2014) [-]
I actually have the same issue. All I taste is the bitter alcohol, regardless of what it is.
Beer? Tastes like piss.
Wine? More like piss.
Shots? Hey, I heard you like piss.
Tequila? Guess what? Piss.

It's all the same.
User avatar #63 to #62 - schneidend (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm sure you'd be able to find a beer you like if you went to a restaurant, like Yard House, that specializes in providing a metric ******* of craft beer. Look into it.

Also, for wine, try mead, or chocolate wine. Delicious.

And, of course, there's Bailey's Irish cream. Get your whiskey in chocolate milkshake form! (warning, does not actually taste like a chocolate milkshake, but is very different from other liquors)
User avatar #71 to #63 - leonhardt (06/11/2014) [-]
Like I said, it doesn't matter what kind of drink it is.
As long as it has alcohol in it, that's all I can taste in it.
User avatar #34 to #28 - unncommon (06/11/2014) [-]
I'll "fruity drink" you in the face, bitch.
User avatar #30 to #28 - MrMustacho ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
i don't like cheese
#57 to #32 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
Oh god i'm sorry I didn't realize that some people on this site couldn't read...

"When I do drink I have some liquor mixed with some fruity drink in order to cover up that disgusting taste that alcohol has."
#4 - nizarut (06/11/2014) [-]
I don't see the funny.
#11 to #4 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
That's because you are not a man. The story mentioned above is one of life and of love. At heart it is a comedy they inspires each of us to come together, placing our differences aside, and realize the joy of friendship through laughter.

Open you mind. Let the funny flow like hot lava between you living room furniture as you gleefully jump from you coffee table to the sofa. From there you stand triumphant! You gaze out upon the world so small and whisper. I am man. I am... Pressure washer.
User avatar #52 - askafj (06/11/2014) [-]
That is ******* Fanta, you nut.
User avatar #48 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
I love using those!

Sure, I might spend 9 hours cleaning stuff with them, but they are still awesome!
#46 - nsfwanon ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Never been a fan of beer... Give me a nice cold pint of cider and I'm a happy man.
User avatar #26 - stupidffff (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm orgasming so hard.
User avatar #25 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Gotta go powerwash some things now
User avatar #24 - niteghost (06/11/2014) [-]
Pretty much how I clean the toilet
#27 to #24 - xwhitewingx (06/11/2014) [-]
and splash all the stains all over the wall.
User avatar #16 - nanako (06/11/2014) [-]
holy **** pressure washers are awesome. I feel sad tht i've never personally used one.

In our town they clean the exterior of stone buildings with them, roughly once a year. All that piss and mold and diirt doesn't come off though, it's impossible. So they use a pressure washer so powerful that it shaves thin layers off the stone
#15 - crazyaussie (06/11/2014) [-]
I volenteered to wash four muddy cars just because I was able to do it with a pressure washer.
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