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Magic Swords. Well, here it is. A bunch of penis jokes disguised as a comic. I would've finished this one way earlier, but RL things kept getting in the way. so

Well, here it is. A bunch of penis jokes disguised as a comic.
I would've finished this one way earlier, but RL things kept getting in the way. sorry 'bout the delay.

Have some nice holidays everyone c:

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Views: 54606 Favorited: 123 Submitted: 12/18/2015
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#9 - announcement ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
It can penetrate cars.
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User avatar #99 to #9 - chaossniper ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
oh didn't pay attention first
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#19 to #9 - aizeinstein (12/18/2015) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** For anybody who didn't; There are certaing gifs of dragons ******* cars on the internet. Just google it.
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#24 to #19 - lstimpact (12/18/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up
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User avatar #39 to #19 - buddywuggle (12/19/2015) [-]
There are more than one?
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User avatar #40 to #39 - mumon (12/19/2015) [-]
many, many more
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#48 to #40 - lesolan (12/19/2015) [-]
I gift you with the sight of one of many: You need to login to view this link

Drink carefully from this font of knowledge, for it can drive a man to fap to unspeakable things.
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#49 to #48 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Why does a dragon ******* a mid-sized sedan give me a stiffy?
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User avatar #51 to #49 - lesolan (12/19/2015) [-]
Because you've been part of the internet sensation for just long enough.
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#52 to #51 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
I don't...I don't know if I should search further for more....regular dragon porn, or if I should just masturbate to this huge dragon ******* a car.

Sometimes I don't know what life is anymore.
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User avatar #61 to #52 - warzon (12/19/2015) [-]
I can recommend kobolds if you'd like.
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#62 to #61 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
What the **** is a kobolds.
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#88 to #62 - lesolan (12/19/2015) [-]
I feel you may have gotten the wrong impression of what a Kobold really is. Here is a wiki link to the origins of the Kobold:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobold

Here is a wiki link to the DnD (and more commonly known) Kobold:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobold_%28Dungeons_%26_Dragons%29

And here is an **** link (mostly the DnD version):
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#89 to #88 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, Ben Stiller.
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User avatar #107 to #88 - volksworgen (12/19/2015) [-]
you no take candle!
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#64 to #63 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
>Memes
> + Furry Porn

Oh god no.
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User avatar #65 to #64 - warzon (12/19/2015) [-]
Well, theres plenty of porn there of dragons and kobolds and the ilk, at least with troutsworth. Enjoy.
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#66 to #65 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
I found some decent stuff but I forgot the name of the artist.

Just making up excuses to post more Gyro.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - warzon (12/19/2015) [-]
You don't need excuses.
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#69 to #67 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
I'll make up excuses to post best JoJo, if not, then it'll just be *********** .
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User avatar #70 to #69 - warzon (12/19/2015) [-]
We both know you don't need to make up excuses for best jojo. Because its best jojo.
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#71 to #70 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
>TFW no Neapolitan Executioner husbando to accompany you on cross-continent horse races.

Thanks, Valentine.
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User avatar #73 to #71 - warzon (12/19/2015) [-]
TFW when you lack a face and any jojo knowledge.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
>That feel when when
Dank.

Also, read the Wiki, it's how I learned. Mainly because there is no hobby shop where I'm at to buy all of Steel Ball Run to read.

Or any JoJo, for that matter.
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User avatar #82 to #73 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
thegamepixel

Some dude linked me Kissanime for JJBA, and now I got SBR, which is my favorite part.

I will be occupied for several days, now.
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#79 to #73 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
>>#77

BRUH
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User avatar #81 to #79 - thegamepixel (12/19/2015) [-]
kiss is great, they have anime, manga, cartoons, and crazy non-anime Japanese shows.
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User avatar #87 to #63 - slenderwolf (12/19/2015) [-]
Ooh, look who I found.
**** , obviously,
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User avatar #102 to #87 - warzon (12/19/2015) [-]
All of the funs.
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#68 to #62 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
A kobold is is a lizard person.
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User avatar #100 to #49 - acemrhawk (12/19/2015) [-]
It's a hatchback though
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User avatar #101 to #48 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
I stared at that for way too long.
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#95 to #48 - randomsnail (12/19/2015) [-]
Why did I click that, I know better than to follow links to e621 without the proper mental preparation.
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#55 to #48 - vegasstoner (12/19/2015) [-]
hahahaha that's hilarious.
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#54 to #19 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Those are the manliest things I've ever seen.
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#53 to #9 - ognuggetry (12/19/2015) [-]
i found this
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#84 to #53 - thesweetscientist (12/19/2015) [-]
Every day we move further away from gods light.
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User avatar #10 - yeahbb [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
whoops, I nearly forgot the mention list:

alphagex
************
kokett


leave a reply here if you want to see your name on that list
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User avatar #20 to #10 - alapazama (12/18/2015) [-]
add me please
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User avatar #21 to #10 - shumdek ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Yes ples
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User avatar #80 to #10 - thegamepixel (12/19/2015) [-]
add pls
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User avatar #105 to #10 - lobstersamurai ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Yes. Me. Do it!
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User avatar #109 to #10 - cheesyweesy (12/19/2015) [-]
mention me please
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#12 to #10 - chalex (12/18/2015) [-]
I'll be on your mentions list. But first you have to answer the question.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - yeahbb [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
the upside down lion is obviously australian and therefore venomous
a normal lion wouldn't stand a chance
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User avatar #46 to #29 - madzombiie ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
does it say you want to be on the list?
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User avatar #1 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
this is giving me ideas.
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#44 to #1 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Is it as good as ""Willy" the sentient wand of wonder"?
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User avatar #14 to #1 - mrshrapnel ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Ideas that warrant excucite details.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
legendary dragon dildo sword.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - mrshrapnel ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
I picture it as a rapier, penetrating anything.
I want one.
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User avatar #4 to #1 - barakakaka ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
If you're gonna use a sword to masturbate use the hilt rather than the edge.

Trust me on that one....
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
oh trust me. I'm an expert at that.
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#7 to #5 - barakakaka ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
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#22 - ashedust (12/18/2015) [-]
Man. Throw down any soul into any weapon in Dark Souls and you got yourself a weapon made from dick essence.
Man. Throw down any soul into any weapon in Dark Souls and you got yourself a weapon made from dick essence.
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#25 to #22 - schneidend (12/18/2015) [-]
So...those weren't tails?
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#26 to #25 - homestuckxplain (12/18/2015) [-]
This land is erotic, it's inhabitants, lewd.
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#27 to #26 - schneidend (12/18/2015) [-]
If they made that game, I'd be really upset, because my waifu is a ******* illusion.
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#28 to #27 - homestuckxplain (12/18/2015) [-]
Your waifu is an illusion, my waifu lives in an illusion, is anything in Dark Souls NOT an illusion!?
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#32 to #28 - magickarcher (12/19/2015) [-]
Best waifu
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#96 to #32 - tanitakavirius ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Obligatory
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User avatar #60 to #32 - deroderpderp ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
> liking traps
Admin detected
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#76 to #60 - magickarcher (12/19/2015) [-]
I wish. My butt is nowhere as magnificent as Addy's.
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#43 to #28 - terranrollerskates (12/19/2015) [-]
Well..... Ah, wait a minute..

**** .
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User avatar #35 to #28 - brobathehutt ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Pretty sure praising the sun isn't an illusion.
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User avatar #41 to #35 - Nihatclodra (12/19/2015) [-]
but the sun itself is an illusion in Dark Souls.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - brobathehutt ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Oh... right...
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User avatar #75 to #35 - thesunpraiser (12/19/2015) [-]
You're goddamn right.
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User avatar #33 to #25 - ashedust (12/19/2015) [-]
They could be if you put one half way up your butt and just let it hang.
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#3 - lucky ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
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#6 to #3 - lucky ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
And heres the other because somebody always asks
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User avatar #30 to #6 - devilicious (12/19/2015) [-]
I need a blue one
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#34 to #30 - yiffcario (12/19/2015) [-]
I rushed it
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#38 to #34 - devilicious (12/19/2015) [-]
Damn... I was kidding but your effort won't be in vain, I'll fap! thanks
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#83 to #6 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (12/19/2015) [-]
This better be not dark souls 3 concept art...
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#36 - thechosentroll (12/19/2015) [-]
>cars

Ah, how I love vintage internet jokes.
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User avatar #86 to #36 - iamthepapercut (12/19/2015) [-]
Damn, I totally missed that. It's been so long since my Dragons ******* Cars folder saw any use
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#2 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
so hes penetrating a dragon, eh?
so hes penetrating a dragon, eh?
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#92 to #2 - skebaba (12/19/2015) [-]
Scalie master race!!!!!!
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#93 to #92 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
you damn right
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#94 to #2 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
IT IS HE WHO IS ALWAYS RELEVANT!
DRAGONPORN!
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#17 to #2 - rmoran ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
obligatory to the obligatory
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#18 - imjared ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
the dragon isn't that hot
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#8 - wildbhere (12/18/2015) [-]
GIF
>penis joke
>dragon dick essence tm
>size is more than my blade
>dragon looks erect
>excellent design and style__

i give ye a shekel
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#97 - newdevyx (12/19/2015) [-]
Brilliant!
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User avatar #59 - thedistrict ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
holy **** you actually made this? you're a really good artist man. keep it up looks great
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#91 to #59 - yeahbb [OP](12/19/2015) [-]
GIF
thank ye
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#37 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Shoot them dead, Shinso.
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User avatar #58 to #37 - Izen (12/19/2015) [-]
rvb reference
i like it
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#45 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
I like it. You have made clever dick jokes.
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User avatar #85 - infinitereaper (12/19/2015) [-]
i would have ****** that dragon
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User avatar #111 - manholefreddy (12/19/2015) [-]
Dragon Dick Essence...

I have a feeling admin fav'ed this comic.
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#112 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
<Victim of the sword
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User avatar #57 - Izen (12/19/2015) [-]
hehehehehehhe have a thumb
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User avatar #31 - devilicious (12/19/2015) [-]
But what's the name of the sword?
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User avatar #72 to #31 - thesunpraiser (12/19/2015) [-]
The *********** , of course.
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User avatar #106 to #31 - rumpledforeskin (12/19/2015) [-]
THUNDERFURY BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER
 
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