MILA. . Every ence in awhile, when nobody is paying attention in class, my teacher will something like scream er snap his fingers, and usually it gets mast ? us
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MILA

Every ence in awhile, when nobody is paying attention in class, my teacher will
something like scream er snap his fingers, and usually it gets mast ? us listen.
Yesterday he got Irritated, teek his keys em ? his packet, and Just started jingling them
and said "aagh, ". The moment he started jingling them, the whale entire class
stopped what they were daing and Just stared at the keys fer an entire 5 minutes be% re the
teacher remembered that he was teaching a class. This is a physiology honers class. MLIA
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#12 - xxiownnubsxx (01/23/2014) [-]
Someone had to do it.
#59 to #12 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
J..jerky pal....
#67 to #59 - zyconx (01/24/2014) [-]
snake eyes
#41 to #12 - canhasdrums (01/24/2014) [-]
Funny Muffler!
User avatar #22 to #12 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
Boo-boo keys!
User avatar #3 - bananarchy (01/23/2014) [-]
Were they all baked as **** ?
User avatar #14 to #3 - thepizzadevourer (01/23/2014) [-]
Well, it is a philosophy class...
User avatar #20 to #14 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
physiology, the study of bodily organs and how they work. not philosophy, the study of being "deep" by using weed and beer
#39 to #20 - thepizzadevourer (01/24/2014) [-]
*sigh* misread the text. My bad.
User avatar #95 to #20 - nicoquitemad (01/24/2014) [-]
Technically the study of philosophy concerns philosophic theories of great philosophers, like Bentham and Kant, as well as some ancient greek people, and analyzing how to apply their theories to cases.

The "deep" part is discussing how you and your classmates think individually after class.
User avatar #19 to #14 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
physiology, not philosophy.
User avatar #18 to #14 - vapaus ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
physiology*
User avatar #16 to #14 - jonathankitty (01/23/2014) [-]
**Physiology.
User avatar #2 - fezzo (01/23/2014) [-]
Tricks like these are the key to maintaining order in a class
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User avatar #11 to #2 - lizardnigger (01/23/2014) [-]
He wants to unlock his students' potential.
User avatar #29 to #11 - megavoir (01/23/2014) [-]
he jiggled keys
#23 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
Dat title
Dat title
#5 - oddbird (01/23/2014) [-]
Monty Python Job Interview "Gooooooode niiiiiiight ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding"
#4 - stevegasm (01/23/2014) [-]
Did somebody say shiny keys?
User avatar #94 to #4 - nicoquitemad (01/24/2014) [-]
I just stared at that picture for an entire 5 minutes.
User avatar #98 to #4 - biocomshock (01/25/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind this pokemon if the keys were like old timey and cool looking but the one on the top right looks like it goes to a ******* subaru.
#61 to #4 - stipulateprism (01/24/2014) [-]
Did somebody say shiny teeth?
User avatar #66 to #61 - miscarriage (01/24/2014) [-]
No one.
#27 to #4 - wazzurp (01/23/2014) [-]
Its pokedex entry
#57 - theexplodingcheez (01/24/2014) [-]
>5 minutes
User avatar #64 to #57 - fagnut (01/24/2014) [-]
Pretty sure he meant it as 1-5 minutes, which is what 5 minutes usually means anyway
User avatar #36 - elcreepo ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
The other day, I was drawing in class, and most of the kids were hardly paying attention, and so my spanish professor took out a pamphlet, rolled it up, and went around hitting students on the head at random, saying "bad." He didn't stop until all of us had stopped what we were doing and paid attention.

Then he said "In columbia when I was a child, there were a lot of fights and deaths over drugs. There still is, but it's far better now because the government decided to kill a bunch of groups at random until everyone stopped, shut up, and listened for a change. Nobody likes to see their comrades hurt because of their stupidity."
User avatar #31 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
"raise your hand if you're not here"
User avatar #13 - aeros ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
For some reason I read "eye out of his socket" and thought he was a war vet or something
#7 - fomkin (01/23/2014) [-]
My is life amazing?  Referring to title
My is life amazing? Referring to title
#33 to #7 - nibbero ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #8 to #7 - helpmedudes (01/23/2014) [-]
I think it means "My life is average" Stupid joke time: Your life would be more amazing if you got a handle on that drinking problem.
#9 to #8 - fomkin (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh. But still, my is life average still makes little sense, I'm not letting that go! Also, here's a picture of a real drinking problem
#63 to #9 - hauntzor (01/24/2014) [-]
no, this is a drinking problem   
   
 anyone who's seen Airplane! will understand
no, this is a drinking problem

anyone who's seen Airplane! will understand
#15 to #9 - applecrash ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
MLIA stands for either My Life Is Awesome or My Life Is Average. There are a number of websites who claim either of the two.
User avatar #26 to #15 - lokischosen (01/23/2014) [-]
he's referring to the purposefully misspelled title
User avatar #25 to #15 - fomkin (01/23/2014) [-]
I get that, but the title is MILA instead of MLIA
#30 to #25 - applecrash ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
My bad, my brain auto-corrected the mix up of the words. I actually thought you were asking a question -.-
#34 to #30 - fomkin (01/24/2014) [-]
Oh you silly thing  my brain auto-corrected it at first too
Oh you silly thing my brain auto-corrected it at first too
#37 to #34 - applecrash ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Too bad it wasn't one of those funny auto-corrects though...My Is Dicks Amazing
User avatar #17 - morskoj (01/23/2014) [-]
I can believe most of this story, but 5 minutes is a bit much.
User avatar #24 to #17 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
exaggerations, everybody does it
#6 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
this was the tumblr before tumblr

it's ******* cancer
User avatar #38 to #6 - witislimited (01/24/2014) [-]
Then it shouldn't have trouble flooding frontpage for the next few weeks as content thumbwhores try to get in on the action.
#65 - anon (01/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at see desc, will i be wasting my time? **
#80 - itachiuchiham (01/24/2014) [-]
**itachiuchiham rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Texas Man ** Everyone's Face When
#72 - bbarkz (01/24/2014) [-]
i just feel like this never happened
User avatar #75 to #72 - mutzaki (01/24/2014) [-]
That sums up the entire site pretty well.
#77 to #75 - bbarkz (01/24/2014) [-]
how can FJ be real if our content's not real?
User avatar #78 to #77 - mutzaki (01/24/2014) [-]
I was actually talking about the MLIA site. Though, FJ is also home to many a liar.
#81 to #78 - bbarkz (01/24/2014) [-]
oh MLIA is pure ******** through and through. it actually makes me mad to read because of how unrealistic most of them are.
User avatar #82 to #81 - mutzaki (01/24/2014) [-]
At least back when it was first brought to my attention, all the stories were formed exactly the same way, and followed distinct patterns, as if the people on that site just purposely copied each other.
#83 to #82 - bbarkz (01/24/2014) [-]
"ya i was dating a girl for 4 yeerz den i got in car acsident n she broak up w/ me oh n my parents got divorce FML amirite"
User avatar #76 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/24/2014) [-]
Would make more sense if it was a psychology class.
User avatar #74 - mranonymousxseven (01/24/2014) [-]
< Teacher's fw Family Guy ~ Adam West Jingles Keys
User avatar #71 - oxymoronking ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
**oxymoronking rolled user sonofagun ** did crack while the teacher was distracted
#84 to #71 - sonofagun ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
That might explain why I'm so skinny this is the third time I've been rolled today, what's going on?
User avatar #85 to #84 - oxymoronking ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
you have the luck of a sayan
#86 to #85 - sonofagun ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Possibly, however, yesterday somebody mentioned that they were rolled 5 times that day so it might be some fad admin is going through.
User avatar #87 to #86 - oxymoronking ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
i only got rolled once. its sad
#88 to #87 - sonofagun ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
My first roll was today so don't feel to bad.
#90 to #88 - sonofagun ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
I created my user back in 2011 or 2012, I forget.
User avatar #89 to #88 - oxymoronking ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
how long you be on the site
#69 - thempc (01/24/2014) [-]
one of my teachers last year dropped a book on the desk of a kid who was sleeping, he jumped like a foot
one of my teachers last year dropped a book on the desk of a kid who was sleeping, he jumped like a foot
User avatar #73 to #69 - YeYouKnoMe (01/24/2014) [-]
How do feet jump?
User avatar #93 to #73 - thempc (01/24/2014) [-]
in murica they do.
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